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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/6/26, 8:10 am

I hope you had a nice Easter, or if you don’t celebrate, a nice Sunday where some shops were closed.

I still haven’t taken the 2 Line on the Eastside since the connection. But this week for sure. Where would you go for a nice dinner, or a good tourist trap to waste an afternoon? Or a nice bike ride?

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  1. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 8:47 am

    Where’s Nancy Neanderthal?

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:15 am

    And the silly California high-speed rail called out for the money pit it is on 60 Minutes.

    Bryan O’Nolan
    @BryanONolan

    Moonshot. Soldier rescued. NYT doesn’t know what NATO stands for.

    Glorious few days we’ve had.

    8:42 AM · Apr 5, 2026

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:19 am

    How Elijah thinks:

    Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary)
    @realrabbilinda

    Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭

    At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.

    America will lose.

    6:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026

  4. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:26 am

    Quote du jour from the Insane Failing Cult Leader at the White House kid’s event:
    “But remember, wars last years.”

  5. Shysters of America! spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:30 am

    Made in America

    https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/three-gulf-funds-agree-to-back-paramounts-81-billion-takeover-of-warner-04eda364

    We thank every military service member for your service and life.

  6. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:34 am

    Imaging (sic) losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions

    If that rate never drops to zero and actually gets worse over time then it begs obvious questions:
    What do those 13,000 “strike missions” consist of and what are you actually accomplishing with them other than viral content for publication on Xitter?

    In just a couple of weeks Holy Sport War has gone from stand off weapons launched from over-the-horizon to low flying, sub-sonic A-10s and Blackhawks (which in case you didn’t know are tactical transport helos used to move grunts). The Holy Sport War is getting harder and more dangerous. That’s the numbers story.

    But as we’ve all learned a long time ago here on HA, the lying troll is quite bad with numbers.

  7. Greetings from Iran spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:47 am

    Save Us. Save Us.

    We need regime change.

    Sincerely,
    90 million future American lovers.

    https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026/4/6/irans-top-university-bombed-as-us-israel-intensify-attacks-34-killed
    .

  8. It’s the Zionists, stupid! spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 9:53 am

    3,

    “America will lose.”

    To be fair, there was nothing much to win for America. It’s all about the Zionists and their desire for “Greater Israel,” which would expand Israeli territory to include such nations as Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq. The Zionists want to eliminate Iran as a potential adversary after the Zionist conquests of those lands.

    The Zionists want total hegemony over the Levant. Iran must not be allowed to be a competitor or an enemy to challenge that bombastic goal. America’s role is to do the heavy lifting for Israel, secure the destruction of Iran and shut up and do whatever their Zionist masters say.

  9. Greeting from Iran spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 10:06 am

    @8 yes. And we forever will be grateful to be a Jew now.

    90 million future American lovers.

  10. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 10:12 am

    @7 – If there is any country that needs a regime change, it’s the USA.

  11. The Midterms spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 10:30 am

    What dumbfuck fails to see here is HOW the war is being lost.

    It’s not on the battlefield. It would be over in 4-6 weeks. That’s now.

    It will be a temporary spike in prices and suck it up. ^ weeks in and the gas price is still exploding.

    It’s just one plane. And a couple helicopters, and another plane and a billion a day in munitions.

    Americans who don’t support this war are “ignorant”

    Attitudes toward a war don’t tend to increase support the longer it goes on.

  12. FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 4/6/26 at 10:31 am

    Can the database look into when the last time someone simped Tesla?

    How about the last use of the phrase “The Pain”

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