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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/6/25, 12:12 am

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The SUPREME-ly rotten COURT ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is still alive!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s absence sparks health rumors & judges rule against Трамп on troops & tariffs
  • Ali Velshi: Трамп’s economy is so bad he’s trying to distract from it by talking about Epstein!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Dumped by Dictators—A Love Ballad ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Conspiracy Theory Explains Трамп’s Heartless Actions ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп rants about Epstein “hoax,” brags about troops in American cities & all of our enemies team up
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard just brought back the “War Department”
  • Caitlin Speaks: Трамп keeps losing in court—3 cases BLOCKED!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Goodnight Saigon / D.C. ♬:

  • Stephen: The Dotard is alive & out the White House window & rage in the Rose Garden
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп holds press conference, apparently isn’t dead
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bag of Pus? ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: New Ad—Трамп’s National Guard
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains why he hates wind power
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп AGAIN — and it’s even funnier
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Did Dotard Трамп Die? ♬
  • LegalEagle: (Another) extraordinary update on Abrego Garcia
  • Stephen: A scary time for Chicago & Трамп gets FOMO over China’s military parade & The Dotard’s life lessons
  • The Daily Show: Everything Трамп has banned since stepping back into office
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Hands OFF! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard shuts down rumor that he had a stroke
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick…. ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп stops ALL the wars, MAGA mouth-breathers mad about Cracker Barrel & Ted Cruz shows off accent
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп panics over Epstein vote & MTG breaks with Трамп & Chicago braces for troops
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s pay-to-pardon scheme
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Who Puts the “Dick” in “Dictator” ♬:

  • The Daily Show: Commander-In-Beef—Трамп faces off against the media, Zelenskyy, Harvard & more
  • Stephen: RFK Jr. sparks vaccine chaos & why Трамп hates windmills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy summer & rumors that he died & Colbert’s cancellation
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s triple crisis—Jobs stall, Epstein scandal erupts & legal losses pile up
  • Puppet Regime: It’s that time again!
  • Seth Meyers: Senate grills RFK Jr. & Трамп strikes alleged “drug boat” & radioactive shrimp recalled
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Waiting for the Throne ♬

Steve Shives: Concerned Principal talks with parent of trans student

Cult of the Felon:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Some Things Remain the Same (sadly) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Favorite Claims ♬
  • Dark Brandon: A very strong case why MAGA are troglodytes
  • Get High, Watch This: RFK Jr’s incredible brainworms…Трамп’s latest health crisis averted
  • ScaredKetchup: President JD Vance’s first presser (plus NEW AI Taylor Swift preview)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Hairdresser—Just “Dyeing” to Meet Him ♬
  • Political Primate: The Great Vaccination Unraveling—RFK Jr. and the death of herd immunity
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Need But Two ♬:

  • Dark Brandon: The Dotard comes clean about Jeffery Epstein
  • Christopher Titus: Dumb as a rock with skin cancer
  • Ross Childs: JD says “He’s fine”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: RFK Jr., the most dangerous nepo baby in American history, testified today not under oath
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Red State Blues ♬

Jonathan Mann: ♫ It’s A Psyop ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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45 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 12:28 am

    Going to be harder to keep a lid on Presidential health in this current media age. Wonder if any papers speculated on FDR’s health in that last year? Although the War was on, but we still held the elections as scheduled, even the mid-terms in 42, but results could have been better if Operation Torch had happened a week earlier, but also could have been worse. We didn’t have superiority over the U-Boats, yet.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 12:36 am

    Great reason for Amtrak’s Wolverine to be disrupted, removal of a few coaling towers that haven’t coaled a steam locomotive since 1953,. They were expensive to build, and apparently expensive to demolish, but have to come down soon. As mentioned in the comments section, preservationists had decades to save them. At least it was for coal and not Bunker Oil as in the case of a steam legacy in Skykomish.

    https://www.trains.com/pro/passenger/intercity/amtrak-to-halt-two-michigan-routes-sept-15-19-for-coaling-tower-demolitions/

  3. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 5:26 am

    The unemployment rate for 16-24 year-olds is now at 10.5%
    High youth unemployment rates mean businesses are unwilling to invest in the long term.
    Both parties are not the same. Republicans kill the economy and kill jobs.

  4. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 5:30 am

    The latest job report shows that the U.S. economy lost 13,000 jobs in June, a significant downward revision from the initial estimate of 147,000 added jobs.
    Both parties are not the same. Republicans kill the economy and get you fired from your job.

  5. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 5:35 am

    Almost 500 people arrested at a Hyundai factory in the US state of Georgia by ICE.
    Any word if the people who hired them have been arrested?

  6. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 6:46 am

    Could you imagine if Obama wanted the feds to take over the 9/11 museum and Memorial site.

    Fuck every cop and fireman who’s family voted for Drumpf.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 8:49 am

    @ 1

    Going to be harder to keep a lid on Presidential health in this current media age.

    I dunno. The media kept a pretty good lid on it until late June last year. Certainly fooled gullible twats like Welfare Queen YLB, anyway.

    This year The Lincoln Project’s Rick Wilson fooled several of you parrot twats, just last weekend.

    A president can have thick ankles and still function normally. A president can have a bruise and still function normally. I know this is news to some of you.

    When Donald Trump stops giving hor-long free-form press conferences and holding unscripted press gaggles, THEN wonder about his health.

  8. Very Severe Conservative spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 8:59 am

    At this point, I have to assume the only reason we have guns in this country is for mass shootings, because it definitely is not for fighting tyranny.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:04 am

    #CrookedHillary had thick ankles by the time she was 20.

  10. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:10 am

    Conservative men don’t like women with tattoos and piercings because they are proof she’s over 18.

    Release all the Epstein files

  11. WTF is WRONG with you? spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:21 am

    10

    Do you think facial piercings and neck/face tattooed actually look good?

    What the fuck is WRONG with you?!?!?!

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:22 am

    I see that Goldy’s sister attended a Phillies game last night.

  13. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:23 am

    Only in TexASS (or other magat states):

    https://youtube.com/shorts/Vt21K_LgxY4?si=npUEokFSfoHfxga5

    Asked to comment, teh kreepee low-life of widbee babbled, “wow. she reminds me of that baby momma I stalked, maybe a bit older.. dumb cunt shoulda taken an amtrak out of the state if she wanted to abort a fetus with no heartbeat.”

  14. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:32 am

    When Donald Trump stops giving hor-long free-form press conferences and holding unscripted press gaggles, THEN wonder about his health.

    Oh? MIA from a Tuesday through the following Saturday and then looks like shit afterwards?

    We see. We’ve been ordered by dumbfuck and magatry NOT to wonder.

  15. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:38 am

    @ 13

    If it’s on YouTube, Welfare Queen YLB shares, it must be true.

    Such a gullible twat is HA’s unserious Welfare Queen YLB.

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:44 am

    @ 14

    Welfare Queen YLB wonders, as well, whether Donald Trump was really nicked by a bullet last year. And really, how can she not? Joy Reid is similarly skeptical, after all.

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:47 am

    [Deleted, duplicate]

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:47 am

    Kamala is brat.

    JD Vance is weird.

    And Welfare Queen YLB was all-in on this strategy. She’s all-in on everything Democrats tell her. Like Joe Biden could have kept going for hours in that debate.

  19. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:50 am

    it must be true.

    lmao… And every woman you and your orange sex god, teh pants shitter stalked, harassed, groped, diddled, assaulted, raped, etc..

    they all lied..

  20. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:51 am

    My, Joe Biden certainly looks spry.

  21. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:54 am

    wonders, as well, whether Donald Trump was really nicked by a bullet

    Did you run out and get one dumbfuck?

    You mustabeen teh talk of widbee.. awwww.. it craves attention.

  22. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 9:57 am

    JD Vance is weird.

    yep, and it’s also a jerkoff, dickhead piece of shit who changed its name from your favorite:

    BOWMAN.

  23. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 10:01 am

    My, Joe Biden certainly looks spry.

    Sept 3..

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/joe-biden-spotted-guessed-ice-070128494.html

    May have lost a step but at least Biden is not bloated and batshit insane like your orange pants shitting sex god.

    No cankles either I’m guessing.

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 10:06 am

    In the Vuelta, cyclists for the Israel-Premier Tech team have changed their jerseys in an effort to protect them from unhinged liberal fucks along the course who have no hesitation in assaulting a 130# rider during a strenuous mountain climb.

  25. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 10:10 am

    11. Didn’t question the message, attacked the messenger. You too like them unmarked and under 18.

  26. What the Fuck is WRONG with you! spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 10:30 am

    25

    In this case, the messenger’s the fucking problem! What the fuck is wrong with you?

    You’re being a cheerleader for this nonsense.

  27. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 10:47 am

    Going to be harder to keep a lid on Presidential health in this current media age.

    Going to be even harder for GOPedophiles keeping a lid on the torture and rape of children.

    It’s literally the worst thing any human being can do.

  28. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 11:12 am

    Jesus Johnson now claims that Fat Hitler went “undercover” to Epstein’s private child rape island as some kind of secret, Double-Naught Spy for the FBI to “gather evidence”.

    But I thought he said it was all a “Democrat Hoax”?
    🙄 GOPedophiles are shit goblins.

  29. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 11:23 am

    @26 you support Pedos.

    The only having to answer to “What the Fuck is WRONG with you, is you.

  30. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 11:24 am

    @26 you support Pedos.

    The only one having to answer to “What the Fuck is WRONG with you, is you.

  31. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 11:25 am

    @26 you support Pedos.

    The only one having to answer to “What the Fuck is WRONG with you”, is you.

  32. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 12:11 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with some dipshit who has proved itself throughout the years (at least 16) to be mentally stuck in junior high?

  33. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 12:14 pm

    My last comment sailed right through. David Goldstein must have fixed the performance problems.

    “Goldy” is an alt-wrong loon that kreepee dumbfuck wants to get with.

  34. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 12:44 pm

    Tom Hanks is too controversial to give an award to at West Point for fear of displeasing the mad king or his henchmen

  35. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 1:08 pm

    ROTFLMAO… Everyone remember when silly widbee dumbfuck nominated orange pants shitter for a Nobel Peace Prize..

    I know it’s really, really hard to remember ALL the dumbfuckery.

    Now try on “Department of War” for size..

    Along with “Gulf of America”, Canada the 51st state, blah, blah – the idiocracy that is the fascist orange pants shitter regime continues to roll out the howlers.

    oh but, butt, butt, it had a “mandate”.. yeah sure dumbfuck..

    https://youtu.be/FbHz2OpiQIk?si=uPHjYA2hBlZJbY7M

    Now the xenophobes are losing their jobs in droves.

  36. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 1:22 pm

    @35 It can always get a gubmint’ jerb with ICE. Or a guard jerb at the concentration camps that are springing up everywhere.

    Here’s kristi puppy killer touting a prison linked to jim crow and slavery:

    https://local12.com/news/nation-world/ice-opens-new-louisiana-lockup-immigrant-detention-center-at-notorious-prison-angola-louisiana-state-penitentiary-dhs-deportations-immigration

    Reserved for the “worst of the worst”.. There’s a list out there. Seems like they’re pretty bad guys. Well how was that determined? Through due process and jury trial?

    Abrego Garcia and the gay Venezuelan makeup artists couldn’t get that save for some ICE dumbshit being triggered by lame tattoos and having to meet a quota to get a bonus.. So they were sent to a fascist torture prison. yawwwwn.

    So the “bad guys” will sweat it out indefinitely in a slavery prison so other bad guys who haven’t been caught will “self deport”.

    Sounds like a plan. They might even get a free plane ticket and a little resettlement munee if they use the app. (rolls eyes).

  37. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 1:33 pm

    “If i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this “war in Chicago” messaging, I would ask them how many Americans do the republicans intends to kill in their war.“

  38. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 1:39 pm

    @36.. The bad guys will sweat it out indefinitely in the Jim crow/slavery prison because no country will take them not even Uganda or the Sudan or Libya – no one..

    Russia will take them and send them to the Ukrainian meat grinder. Pootie’s desperate. They better learn to speak russki fast.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/6/25 at 1:57 pm

    @ 37

    … I would ask them how many Americans do the republicans intends to kill in their war.“

    As many as are dumb enough to raise a firearm against Federal LE going after their arsenal of stolen handguns.

  40. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 4:50 am

    Trump’s Economic Promises Fall Flat As Hiring Collapses And Inflation Goes Up
    Both sides are not the same
    Voting Republican kills the economy and makes even trump voters unable to get a job.

  41. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 4:51 am

    Quarterly demand for industrial space falls for the first time in 15 years
    Economic uncertainty brought on by constantly changing Republican tariff policy and persistently high republican caused inflation is taking a greater toll on the previously hot warehouse sector.
    Both sides are not the same
    Voting Republican kills the economy.

  42. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 4:52 am

    Arkansas farmers are praying to God for government assistance after being devastated by the Trump government’s tariffs and policies
    >> How’s that working out? As well as thoughts and prayers work in school shootings?
    >> Did anyone say point blank “this is a result of Trump’s and the Republicans’ who have a majority in Congress fault. If you voted for them, YOU did this to yourself.”

  43. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 4:53 am

    MAGA Brands Tucker Carlson a Terrorist Sympathizer
    >> No dissent will be tolerated by the MAGA mob.

  44. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 4:53 am

    Voted 3 times Trump, he cut USAID and bankrupted her farm.
    Both sides are not the same
    Vote Republican, Go Bankrupt.

  45. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 9/8/25 at 9:30 am

    TAPPER: Hepatitis A, whooping cough, & chickenpox cases are rising in Florida. Before you made this decision to lift vaccine mandates, did your dept do any analysis of how many new cases there will be?
    LADAPO: Absolutely not
    T: You didn’t even do a projection?
    L: It’s an issue of right & wrong

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