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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/22/25, 8:58 pm

Liberal Redneck: Gerrymandering and the coming electoral arms race

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to raid on John Bolton’s house
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin Humiliates Трамп (Again) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Peppermint Freeway ♬
  • Jen Psaki: D.C. residents rage at Трамп’s military crackdown
  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard unveils new White House PORTRAITS
  • The New Yorker: How much money is Robber Baron Von Shitzenpantz profiting from the Presidency?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Beautiful Morning ♬
  • Lawrence: Federal judge publicly calls out Трамп Justice Dept. out for its Epstein case “diversion”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Sir! ♬:

  • John Oliver: Make America Healthy Again
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп & Putin’s BIG Alaska Adventure (The Re-Do) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard recaps his meeting with Zelenskyy
  • Robert Reich: How YOU can fight back against Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп says “I DESERVE a Nobel Prize, everyone agrees.”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Straight to Hell ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Don’t You Mess With Sesame Street ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Custer at Little Bighorn, Napoleon at Waterloo, Трамп at Anchorage ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s hostile takeover of DC backfires
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп uses his desk to hide his swollen ankles & his Atty. Gen. to hide the Epstein files
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ Трамп & Tom Cruise Zoom call over Kennedy Center honors ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Expand Zelenskyy meets with Трамп and company
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard tells Smithsonian: “Britney Spears’ slavery was good!”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Asserts that He’s a “War Hero” ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Putin’s puppet show starring The Dotard Трамп!!!

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wanted: For Corned Beef on Rye ♬

More Morons, Mobsters, Molesters, and Misinformed Mental Midgets of the MAGA Mob:

  • Parody Project: ♫ We Lie—Making America great ♬
  • Chris Hayes: JD Vance can’t escape the memes—8 vacation in 7 months but protests HAUNT him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ DON’T Talk about Epstein! ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance vs radioactive shrimp
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ M.A.G.A. (Musical and Generally Accurate) ♬
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ I would hide 5000 Epstein Files ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance banned from pub & hilariously trolled in UK
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Shame Game ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Scotland
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Were YOU Hoodwinked by Трамп? ♬

Ari Melber: CA Dems strike back HARD at Texas GOP’s power grab

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 10:05 pm

    War Hero?! Most War Heroes don’t like being called War Heroes, let alone use the term themselves.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 10:06 pm

    You can ticket a National Guard armored vehicle?

    https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/national-guardsman-ticketed-for-running-red-light-after-dc-armored-vehicle-crash/3978930/

    How does one contest a ticket on that?

  3. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 10:32 pm

    @3 D.C. is gonna need more cops for writing traffic tickets.

  4. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 10:58 pm

    3)They are now under Federal control.

    Although contesting the ticket will be interesting. Although this wasn’t a speeding ticket.

    When a Metro driver gets a ticket, it makes the news. I remember hearing a story of how one got back at a cop who ticketed him for the tip of a trolley pole not clearing an intersection before red. While the officer was writing it, he asked the driver to drop the poles so the other trolleys could pass, he didn’t. The Sgt told the officer who thought he was there to back him up, to get on his motorcycle, drive down the street, and tell him when he didn’t see a blocked bus. Even with the batteries on the new trolleybus, the other drivers wouldn’t drop their poles to get around the blockage, Metro is stingy on using the batteries on the XT40 and XT60s, its only for emergencies.

  5. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 11:16 pm

    The story. I mentioned at 4 happened decades ago, possibly with the first generation trolley buses. But Metro’s battery policy with the XTs is current, it’s why the 49 and 70 are on long term motorization, former for 520 lid construction, and the latter, conversion of the 70 to RapidRide configuration.

  6. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/22/25 at 11:16 pm

    The story. I mentioned at 4 happened decades ago, possibly with the first generation trolley buses. But Metro’s battery policy with the XTs is current, it’s why the 49 and 70 are on long term motorization, former for 520 lid construction, and the latter, conversion of the 70 to RapidRide configuration.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:09 am

    Virginia racist.

    Democrat candidate for VA governor Abigail Spanberger is forced to weigh in:

    “As I said yesterday, the sign displayed in Arlington last night was racist and abhorrent. Many Virginians remember the segregated water fountains (and buses and schools and neighborhoods) of Virginia’s recent history. And no matter the intended purpose or tone and no matter how much one might find someone else’s beliefs objectionable, to threaten a return of Jim Crow and segregation to a Black woman is unacceptable. Full stop.”

    The name of the racist liberal who thought the sign was a good idea to hold up in public is:

    “We of Action” member Anita Martineau, of Arlington, Va

    Let’s make her famous.

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:10 am

    Upon reading the racist sign @ 7 held by a liberal white woman in Virginia, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit experienced his first erection in nearly three decades.

  9. AaronFeavy spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:11 am

    Greetings, fellow watch enthusiasts! I’d love to know what kind of timepiece you prefer.

    Do you go for high-tech smartwatches with tons of features, or do you prefer classic automatic watches with traditional craftsmanship?
    A lot of folks enjoy how useful smartwatches, whereas many value the reliability of mechanical timepieces.
    Would you say mechanical watches are becoming outdated, or will they always have their special place in the watch world?
    Maybe you wear both for different occasions? Or do you stick only with one type?
    I’d love to hear your thoughts! Drop a comment and let me know!

    _______________________
    https://watchco.ru

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:21 am

    Anita Martineau, white liberal racist making a name for herself in northern Virginia, has a VADems Arlington yard sign in front of her home.

    Which compelled VADems Arlington to issue a condemnation of @ 7 Anita Martineau‘s racist rally sign.

  11. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 1:20 am

    This is a good reason for a service disruption, testing barrier gates at the junction of the 1 and 2 lines.

    https://www.soundtransit.org/get-to-know-us/news-events/news-releases/link-light-rail-will-be-suspended-between-westlake-sodo-0

    When the Federal Way extension opens, as early as later this year, going to be a lot of abrupt stops, if the Rainier Beach to Tukwilla International Boulevard section is any indication. After making the curve at Boeing Access Road, it’s a big stretch of relatively flat, and straight trap k before it starts the viaduct near South center, some operators are leadfoots, I’ve seen 70mph running on tracking apps, which causes the control system to force a slow down or stop. Now if only it could happen just after crossing the Duwamish. I like to practice using the camera app, and the South Base Annex is the ideal. Main part of South Base is Hybrids and Battery buses, the Annex is where the old buses were kept , nicknamed the Boneyard.

    With the issues the Metro Employees Historic Vehicle Association had with the King County Prosecutor resolved, and excursions due to resume tomorrow, hoping to catch a few of them. Just got a portion of Metropolitan Transportation Corporation 2962, a 1950s GMC Old Look built to Suburban configuration. It like most of the collection and a chunk of older in service buses had been moved to an offsite storage just off MLK, while the Boneyard area was being resurfaced. Only one from the collection not moved was Seattle Municipal Railway 1705, a 1938 Kenworth, but it hasn’t moved under own power or even tow in decades. Missing wheels, and axles. After revenue service, Seattle Transit used it as a vault, it was up on blocks just after the entrance to the garage, where fareboxes were emptied. They have two other Seattle Municipal Railway vehicles, a Twin Coach motor bus, in need of major work but could be made operable, and a 1918 Birney Streetcar, needs major work, its just a frame, and lowest priority for restoration, as there is nowhere to run it.

    https://mehva.org/fleet

  12. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 1:25 am

    @9 @10 Oh look! Dumbfuck found a racist “Democrat.” Used to be a lot of ’em, but they’re almost extinct now. If you want to find a whole bunch of racists, check out the GOP, starting with the White House. It’s full of them, from the top on down.

  13. Reading is FUNdamental spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 5:28 am

    The kinds of people insisting trans people should be removed from society are the same as those who wanted blacks removed from society .

    But I get it. Conservatives are doomed in VA and this is the BEST wedge they can find.

  14. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 5:53 am

    Fed Chair Warns the Economy Is Even Worse Than We Realized – Jerome Powell revealed the jobs market is suffering from a “much larger” slowdown than initially reported.

    Both sides are not the same.
    Voting for Republicans makes you lose your job.
    Vote for Democrats

  15. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 6:39 am

    Like I said.

    https://www.rawstory.com/john-bolton-2673912547/

    The motives of this Regime always have ulterior motives.

    Nothing is as it is stated by them.

    It’s not the crime. It’s not the undocumentation. It’s not about the economy.

    Come closer to 2028 all hell breaks loose. Or sooner, in 2026.

  16. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 6:41 am

    Which compelled VADems Arlington to issue a condemnation

    And Repukes will never condemn anything, not even child pornography and child rape.

  17. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 6:43 am

    New name for the Massapequa High School Team.

    They are now called the Massapequa Blowjobers. Their mascot stands 7′ erect, and shaped tall with two balls at its side.

    Go Blowjobers!

  18. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 7:21 am

    Soleimani.. Soleimani.. Soleimani…

    lmao.. silly dumbfuck couldn’t bleat that name enough back in the day.. heh..

    Seven months before the FBI’s Friday morning raid on John Bolton’s home and office, Donald Trump revoked the former national security adviser’s clearances and took away his security detail. The president did so even though intelligence showed that the Iranians would love to see Bolton dead for helping orchestrate the killing of Quds Force commander Qasem Soleimani.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/08/22/john-bolton-trump-fbi-revenge-search/

    Heh.. One pos turns on another.. and another waves pom poms on its kneepads..

  19. Donald ‘8 months left with congesotve heart failure and dialysis’ Trump spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 8:14 am

    And I want you to see this. It was given to me by a very good friend and we have much to discuss about how we can collaborate and she wants to come but I don’t know of she’ll come…

    Holds up silicon Stormy Daniels replica pussy

    Isn’t that a great picture of her. Not so much of me.

  20. GranOldPedophiles spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 8:17 am

    Sure thing Ghislane. When youbsay you really didn’t know what Jeffrey was up to while you personally groomed the underaged girls and got them to the plane, the mansion and the island….

    It’s totally believable. Everything you said all day rings true.

  21. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 9:36 am

    A cunt so dumb there must have been Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s input into the catheter idea.

    Abigail Velez
    @velez_tx
    ·
    Texas Sen. Carol Alvarado is prepping to filibuster the Senate redistricting bill tonight. Her team says she got an IV fusion, catheter w/ urine bag, and did hot yoga to prepare. She’s aiming to top her 15hr record. Senate is in recess until 11:30P.
    📸: @CarolforTexas
    @cbsaustin

    7:22 PM · Aug 22, 2025

    This dumb cunt didn’t even get to pull the stunt. It’s apparently wrong to use a filibuster as a means to solicit campaign donations, because it keeps government employees in the building for the purposes of fundraising, not government business.

    She shouldn’t have publicized it as a campaign fundraiser. Live and learn, dumbcunt.

  22. They’re going to call the Principal Antifa spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 11:05 am

    This is how you deal with Racists.

    “Concerned Parents of the Rockwood School District.” started making a way unnecessary fuss after a Mom in their group called attention to the out loud second grade reading of Ron’s Big Mission the story of Challenger Astronaut Ron McNair as part of morning activities.

    Upset that the book was unfair to whites describing how McNair was denied a library card in 1959 South Carolina because the librarian did not loan books to ‘Coloreds’ and called the police on McNair, the Karens and Chads demanded an apology and ine of their members vetting all future materials for ‘appropriate’ content.

    Pond Elementary Principal Carlos Diaz-Granados responded to demands that kids never learn Jim Crow was a thing because it’s no longer a thing (allegedly) reacted by….reading the book to the entire school.

  23. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 11:16 am

    In order to attract more MAGAts into the ranks of the FBI, Kash Patel is forced to drastically lower recruiting standards.

    MAGA needs more short fat turds to make Fat Hitler look taller and thinner.

  24. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:13 pm

    needs more short fat turds to make Fat Hitler look taller and thinner.

    on kneepads… whoa, orange pants shitting dear leader has got one here..

    “so much fookin’ winning”

  25. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:27 pm

    It’s hard to believe, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is a better human being than Donald Trump.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/23/marjorie-taylor-greene-bernie-sanders-famine-gaza

  26. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 12:34 pm

    @21 In Dumbfuck’s universe there are no women only “cunts,” and that’s why he can’t find a woman to fuck, so fucks horses instead.

  27. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 1:27 pm

    150 million for hasbara..

    https://youtu.be/60mHXw5sRHM?si=7xD-1WHnBOrOelnx

    Killing 10s of thousands more in Gaza and more bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran..

    Uhh.. Support for Israel is at an all time low and this will only drive it lower. Not that it should have been any good to begin with.

  28. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 1:36 pm

    @26 once I get the db back up it’ll be fun to measure how many of kreepee dumbfuck spews go by between each bleat of “cunt” or “twat”..

    Good for yet more laughs.

  29. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 2:57 pm

    You don’t have to see the tire flat to know you have a flat tire.

  30. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 3:03 pm

    The price of gas still $3.15/gal.

    The price of eggs more than ever.

    Pedophiles in the WhiteyHouse

    America is Great Again!

  31. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 5:01 pm

    In today’s NSS (“No shit, Sherlock”) news,

    Former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe questioned the veracity of statements made by Ghislaine Maxwell during an interview with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche after transcripts were released on Friday.

    https://www.aol.com/news/mccabe-casts-doubt-maxwell-interview-133221274.html

    Her testimony falls under, “What do I have to say to get what I want?” accompanied by no sense of obligation to tell the truth.

  32. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 5:01 pm

    What an asshole.

    https://www.npr.org/2025/08/23/nx-s1-5513919/trump-stops-offshore-wind-renewable-energy

    I guess Tik Tok is less of a security concern. Complete bullshit.

    If anyone thinks this guy is going anywhere at the end of the 2024 term, you are an absoulute con artist…. that is you Bob.

  33. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 6:57 pm

    31)Wonder when the Pardon happens?

  34. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 7:47 pm

    @ 23

    … Kash Patel is forced to drastically lower recruiting standards.

    A wholly predictable consequence of lowering graduation standards of public school educations during the K-12 years.

  35. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 8:25 pm

    @34

    Unlike You lowering your standards of democracy and freedom for fascism

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 9:12 pm

    @ 31

    Her testimony falls under, “What do I have to say to get what I want?” accompanied by no sense of obligation to tell the truth.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit gullibly highlights Andrew McCabe’s take on Maxwell’s honesty, as if McCabe was not fired from his FBI Deputy Director job for lack of candor.

    Lack of candor is the Barack-appointed FBI Inspector General calling Andrew McCabe a fucking liar.

  37. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 10:35 pm

    @36 you’ve often posted here “think of your sins”, You really should think of your sins. You’ve committed the sin of all sins.

  38. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 11:09 pm

    @34 A wholly predictable consequence of lowering graduation standards of public school educations during the K-12 years.

    That was certainly true when a med school accepted you. But you couldn’t have gotten into a law school, because you can’t pass the character test.

  39. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 11:24 pm

    @36 “lack of candor”

    You state this–and even boldface it–as if a grand jury didn’t decline to indict McCade for “lack of candor” and DOJ didn’t reinstate him so he could collect his pension and didn’t pay half a million dollars to his attorneys. The lack of candor is yours.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/23/25 at 11:31 pm

    @37 Nah, he only lied again, that’s all.

  41. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 12:03 am

    Last night two men wearing bulletproof vests, ski masks, and badges showed up at a Houston-area home, claiming they were serving a warrant. They are now dead.

    https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/08/23/2-suspects-dead-after-home-invasion-in-se-houston-police-say-men-posed-as-officers/

    No word on whether ICE claimed the bodies.

  42. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 12:27 am

    41)If they were really ICE, would already be seeing the Harris County Prosecutor seeking the Death Penalty or Feds claiming jurisdiction.

  43. G spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 6:51 am

    @40

    more than lies.

    he’ll overlook pedophilia so long as it’s one of his ilk.

    he supports murder of women and children, and killing of cops.

    worst of all he is a triator to America that doesn’t support freedom nor free speach, nor the right to bare arms if it isn’t one of his own.

  44. Dumber than Quayle spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:50 am

    Texas is gonna make them edit then textbooks about how Hitler came to the table and negotiated.

    “This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation.”

  45. Of the people By the people spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:00 am

    The most shit fer brains we’ve ever had in office.

    Because Maryland Governor Wes Moore, of wildly dropping crime fame, won’t worship Donnie and bring in the Guard Donnie threatens to put Federal funding to replace the Key Bridge.

    1. It’s a FEDERAL highway. If a section of I-90 gets destroyed in Idaho it gets fixed with Federal dollars. It’s wither that or build more rail.

    2. The port of Baltimore ships goods to/from Red States including West Virginia, Kentucky and Ohio so decreasing capacity at the port will affect all that.

    3. Keeping a major route closed out of spite is just fucking weird.

    Transportation Secretary Real World should be making that case but he’s too busy painting over rainbow crosswalks.

  46. Maryland spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:04 am

    @45

    As I was typing that Gov. Moore threatened to redistrict and eliminate that last GOP seat from the state in the House. Also on the table, state districts and a permanent super majority in state government.

    TACO TIME.

  47. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:25 am

    Things that can’t go on forever, don’t.

    Welfare state is not sustainable, says German chancellor

    The German welfare state is no longer financially sustainable, Friedrich Merz said on Saturday.

    The chancellor argued for a fundamental reassessment of the benefits system as spending continues to soar past last year’s record of €47bn (£40bn).

    In a state-level party conference meeting on Saturday, Mr Merz said: “The welfare state as we have it today can no longer be financed with what we can economically afford.”

    OTOH, thanks to the 1 million Syrians let into Germany by Angela Merkel you can find a kebap on every street corner in Berlin.

  48. ‘Radical’ leftists spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:36 am

    We could have gone with,
    >Sending military police into the streets to demand papers, please is UnAmerican. We’re Better than Ponchet. We’re Better than China. We’re better than the Soviets!”

    But we got Jeffries.

    We should continue to support local law enforcement and not simply allow Donald Trump to play games with the lives of the American people as part of his effort to manufacture a crisis and create a distraction because he’s deeply unpopular

  49. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:48 am

    So what happens if the Republicans try to use the military to occupy Chicago?

    Both sides are not the same.
    Democrats are better.
    Release all the Epstein files.

  50. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 11:51 am

    I expect there will be a number of passionate progressive primary challengers to Jefferies.

    Both sides are not the same.
    Democrats are better even Jefferies.
    Release all the Epstein files.

  51. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 12:06 pm

    A popular kids show way back in the day was “Little Rascals”.. Elmo started its own kids show “Little Assholes” aka its shitler youth:

    For nearly 30 minutes on prime-time TV, Musk and more than a dozen triumphant young men in suits sat around a table congratulating one another. They swapped war stories about the government fraud they had exposed and the wasteful bureaucrats they had brought to heel.

    Steve Davis, Musk’s right-hand man at DOGE, shared an eye-popping example of waste from the Education Department. He said that the department had misused taxpayer money by funding parties at Caesars Palace, a casino and hotel in Las Vegas, before DOGE implemented new requirements to submit receipts. The claim appeared to have little resemblance to the truth: One school district in Utah had used DOE funds to send teachers to an education conference hosted at a Caesars hotel. Davis did not reply to a request for comment.

    For example, one social media post claiming that USIP had been “funding multiple terrorist organizations” was viewed by more than 180,000 people. And on Fox News, Cavanaugh dropped the reference that Halimi was a “former” Taliban member, describing his USIP work simply as payments to the Taliban.

    Much of what Halimi did was actually routine foreign policy consulting: He provided expert advice to the State Department to help U.S. diplomats understand religious dynamics and civil society in Afghanistan. He was paid to attend Islamic conferences, where he made contact with other prominent political and religious figures across the Middle East on behalf of the USIP.

    After the Fox News interview, Halimi was struggling to move forward. By early spring, the Taliban had released his beaten and terrified family members.

    https://www.propublica.org/article/doge-musk-mohammad-halimi-institute-peace-taliban

    Asked to comment, teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee babbled, “oh this will all be set right when we go back there to run things for 100 years like John McSame wanted. But first we gotta go through Iran with bomb, bomb bomb and boots on the ground for Israel. Those little assholes are my assholes.. where’s my kneepads?”

  52. Let’s Go Brandon spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 12:15 pm

    Those Commies at WSJ are now reporting after Ukraine launched several successful attacks deep in Russia using ATACMS suppolied by the US Hegseth restricted their use outside of Ukrainian territory.

    Two days ago during that restricted period Donnie fake Twatted, “Crooked and Grossly incompetent Joe Biden would not let Ukraine fight back. Only defend themselves.”

    So who is running foreign policy?

    Not the White House clearly.

    Not the State Department busy with ‘proving’ the big lie.

    So Kegseth apparently.

  53. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 12:29 pm

    So Kegseth apparently.

    Does whiskey comes in kegs?

  54. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:04 pm

    Chattel slavery never really took hold in the north because, economically, it didn’t make sense. The growing season is less than half the year, sometimes less than a third. If you owned people in Vermont to do your farming, you’d get 4 months of work out of them, then you’d have to house and feed them through the winter. It was fiscally prudent to just pay people to work for you then let them live there own life during the off season. But in the south, there might not be an off season, so slave owners would just buy people and keep them around all year to do constant work. Basically, the lack of winter in the south made owning people economically viable.

  55. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:28 pm

    Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.

    Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.

    Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

  56. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:43 pm

    He couldn’t bench 135 but he made Welfare Queen YLB moist.

    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg

    NEW: Socialist Zohran Mamdani shows off his muscles at Men’s Day in Brooklyn, needs help from a spotter to bench 135 pounds.

    The 33-year-old was reluctant at first to get under the bar but gave in after being pressured by the locals.

    6:21 PM

  57. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:44 pm

    For those who dote on polls,

    Twice as many Americans say they strongly disapprove of President Donald Trump’s second term than those who strongly approve, according to a new poll. In a survey from YouGov and The Economist, conducted Aug. 15-18, two-thirds of respondents said they have strong feelings about Trump — and, increasingly, most of them are negative. The poll found 47% said they strongly disapprove of the second-term president, compared to 23% who say they strongly approve.

    https://www.aol.com/poll-shows-more-americans-strongly-143222700.html

    This is as it should be. The voters elected him to lower prices, not raise them. Apart from his hardcore supporters, they didn’t think they were electing a despot, but that’s what they got.

    Polls like this renew my faith in Americans. Most aren’t Trumpers, believe in democracy, and as numerous polls show, disapprove of (if not are appalled by) his abuses of power.

    The notion that the midterms will be close, and Democrats need to worry about Republicans gerrymandering a few more seats, is at odds with Trump’s deep unpopularity in virtually all the polls.

    Democrats aren’t popular either, but that’s in no small part due to a perception of not opposing Trump forcefully enough, a situation they can remedy by growing spines.

    Trump is a tyrant. The people can shut that down in the courts, with protests, and at the ballot box.

  58. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:53 pm

    57. This week A medium coffee at the quickmart went up 60 cents. It adds up.
    trumpflation.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 1:55 pm

    @47 Merkel should have let them die in Syria’s civil war, or be murdered by that country’s despotic ruler? Why do you hate humanity so much? And if you don’t like kebabs, don’t eat them.

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:02 pm

    @143 If the founding fathers thought benching 135 lbs. was a necessary qualification for public office, they would’ve put it in the Constitution.

    If Trump tried to bench 135 lbs., he’d have a heart attack, yet you voted for him 3 times. The stench of hypocrisy is wafting from Whidbey Island again …

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:11 pm

    While Trump lobbies for a Nobel Peace Prize, “Putin and Zelenskyy have ‘no meeting planned,’ Russian official Lavrov says.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/24/putin-zelenskyy-talks-russia-ukraine-trump.html

    Meanwhile, as Nobel laureates get together in Germany this week, you hear them saying things like “the U.S. is a scary place to invest” and Trump’s policy of isolationism is a “self-defeating foolish action.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/24/global-week-ahead-trumps-nobel-dreams-meet-economic-reality.html

    Not the stuff of Nobel prizes, that’s for sure.

  62. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:11 pm

    If Trump tried to bench 135 lbs., he’d have a heart attack,

    kreepee dumbfuck goes weak at the knees, on kneepads, at the sight of pants shitter’s cankles.

    But elmo and its little assholes – that shit is better than propecia for dumbfuck.

  63. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:37 pm

    To a liberal three Americans killed by an illegal alien truck driver means nothing, but if an unmanned Tesla rideshare vehicle deviates a bit across the center line all of mankind is at immediate risk.

  64. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:49 pm

    The photo that elected Donald Trump.

    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness

    This image was taken exactly 2 years ago to the day. Biggest backfire ever.

    11:08 AM · Aug 24, 2025
    ·

  65. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:56 pm

    @63. Such a victim of those mean liberal straw men. How will you make it thru the day?

  66. G spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 2:57 pm

    What do you bench Dumbfuck?

    How many plates?

  67. Soy Boy spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 3:19 pm

    @56

    Breaking….

    Donnie can’t bench the bar alone.

    But he’s your Uber Alpha

    Too damn funny

  68. Non-Working Actors Guild spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 3:27 pm

    Breaking. Even more devestating for CA….

    Kevin Sorbo won’t work in the state either.

    The Irony that ‘Hercules’ was a soundstage in New Zealand os lost on him.

  69. G spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 3:43 pm

    So devastating. 🙄

    10/7 so devastating

    Maybe he can go work for ICE

  70. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 4:34 pm

    @64 People like you elected Trump. Nothing more needs to be said.

  71. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 4:47 pm

    @ 70

    People like you elected Trump.

    People like QoS McHillbilly elected Donald Trump.

    McHillbilly possesses the intelligence and the right amount of disguised evil to be effective. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has never been that intelligent and has never been able to disguise his dishonesty and racism.

    No one listened to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit in 2024. But Welfare Queen YLB and The Even Bigger Fucking Moron drink in every word McHillbilly spews. The two of them know no better.

    Don’t blame me. I told you from Day One that Boxcheck Momala would be a disaster for the Democrat Party.

    Blame the one who attempted to make reality seem not so.

  72. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 4:52 pm

    KBJ is a clown.

  73. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 5:30 pm

    Old corrupt racist stupid white man vs a smart white woman. Old corrupt racist stupid white man wins.

    Old corrupt racist stupid white man vs an even older smart white man with a stutter. Even older smart white man wins.

    Old corrupt racist stupid white man vs a black smart woman. Old corrupt racist stupid white man wins.

    This tells me a lot about the voting population. I underestimated the level of toxic misogyny of the American voters. Too many of them just will not vote for a woman. I’m sad but I expect there will not be a female democratic presidential nominee for a least a generation. We can’t risk it, regardless of how qualified she is.

  74. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 6:03 pm

    lmao.. teh kreepee dumbfuck is such a silly klown.. blowing smoke up its own ass here at HA..

    What a “life”.. in reality a joke we all laugh at..

  75. Epstein spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 6:10 pm

    Bob want to come to my Island

  76. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 6:20 pm

    three Americans killed by an illegal alien truck driver means nothing

    legal truck driver means nothing.. just a stat..

    Been trending down since 2021 but over 39k killed in 2024 on the roads is nothing to be proud of.. And how much of that shit is “legal”… (rolls eyes)

  77. All Five Burroughs spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 7:24 pm

    Uhm….sir

    You’re the mayor RIGHT NOW. Why you calling attention to how bad you are at it?

    Eric Adams
    @ericadamsfornyc

    I’m sure a scavenger hunt was fun for the people with nothing better to do. Ask our working families trying to do whatever they can to survive if they participated. Ask the people worried about making rent if they thought it was worth it.
    Mamdani is trying to turn our city into the Squid Games.

    An overwhelming majority of working New Yorkers are also familiar with the concept of the weekend.

    Your corruption case will be refiled in 2029. Enjoy.

  78. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 7:46 pm

    ..attempted to make reality seem not so

    Such as fabricating completely imaginary fake “friends” so you can claim they were dosed with expired vaccines?

    Yup. Sure. Derpy derp.🤡

  79. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:14 pm

    @ 73

    I’m sad but I expect there will not be a female democratic presidential nominee for a least a generation.

    Will someone please explain to The Even Bigger Fucking Moron that there have been two female Democrat presidential nominees just in the last 9 years?

    You’ll need to use small words and brief sentences.

  80. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:20 pm

    ..attempted to make reality seem not so

    Like spending eight straight years ceaselessly claiming that some random, ancient, no longer relevant Democrat was “all over the Epstein Files” to now claiming that “Maxwell was framed”.

    Yup. Sure. Derpy derp.🤡

  81. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:25 pm

    As recently as 13 months ago QoS McHillbilly and some of his equally intelligent friends in high places were doing their damnedest to convince their fellow Democrats that there would be absolutely nothing wrong with a president who looked like this in the first year of his second term in office.

    Dr. Jebra Faushay
    @JebraFaushay

    Joe Biden looks energetic and vivacious as usual. He could have been president for another eight years, at least.

    Just look at him, try to keep up.

    3:36 PM · Aug 22, 2025

    He must really love his sister, to be holding her hand so tightly for so long. At any rate, he loved her enough to issue her a presidential pardon. Bill didn’t love Hillary enough to do that.

    Such a lovely family, the Bidens.

  82. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:33 pm

    The phrase “there will not be” is a grammatically correct and standard English construction that indicates the future absence or nonexistence of something.
    Indicates future absence: The phrase is used to state that something will not happen, exist, or be present at a point in the future.

    Could someone explain the concept of “the future” to the troll. You’ll need to use small words and brief sentences. Maybe puppets.

  83. RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:38 pm

    Agreed, Such a lovely family, the Bidens.

  84. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:53 pm

    ..attempted to make reality seem not so

    Like pretending that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a greater threat to his communication than any of these guys:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/RepublicanPedophiles/s/vVWCz73jvj

    Yup. Sure. Derpy derp.🤡

  85. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 8:59 pm

    ..attempted to make reality seem not so

    Like pretending that the West Bank and the Gaza Strip are the exact same place.
    https://horsesass.org/monday-open-thread-160/#comment-1539281

    Yup. Sure. Derpy derp.🤡

  86. No running from the law Butch spews:

    Sunday, 8/24/25 at 10:49 pm

    Kristy’s photo op Tom Sawyering the wall black was

    Wait for it

    Done on the American side.

    They’re trying to make the wall too hot for US to escape to Mexico.

    🎶Raindrops keep fallin on my head…

  87. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 12:30 am

    86)Isn’t there a special strip on the Mexican side that is still US territory?

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 1:14 am

    @71 People like QoS McHillbilly elected Donald Trump. Don’t blame me. I told you from Day One that Boxcheck Momala would be a disaster for the Democrat Party.

    That’s not how it works. The people who voted for Trump are responsible for electing him. No one else is.

    The only thing that gets you off the hook is being in a blue state where your vote didn’t matter. It merely makes a statement about your lack of character.

  89. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 1:22 am

    @73 I underestimated the level of toxic misogyny of the American voters.

    You also underestimated how racist this country still is. So did I, but I’m wise to it now.

    America isn’t as good a country as I’ve always wanted to believe it is. Trump getting elected twice proves that.

  90. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 1:37 am

    @76 About a third of all traffic deaths are attributable to drunk driving. What about illegals? The Cato Institute, about as rightwing as they come, did a study and this is what they found:

    The study found that illegal immigrants drink more than legal immigrants and are less knowledgeable about DUI and DWI laws but that they are much less likely to be involved in DUIs and DWIs because they desire to avoid interactions with law enforcement officers. …

    The most comprehensive nationwide study on the topic found that increased illegal immigration is associated with a decrease in DUI and DWI arrests and not significantly associated with drunk driving deaths.

    https://www.cato.org/immigration-research-policy-brief/drunk-driving-deaths-illegal-immigration#background

    But that doesn’t stop Republicans like Doctor Dumbfuck from cherrypicking data and seizing upon anecdotes to bash immigrants.

    The only reason Republicans are spending vast sums of taxpayer money, gutting America’s immigrant workforce, and loosing masked goons on our streets is because they don’t want immigrants to become naturalized citizens and then vote for Democrats. Everything else is a smokescreen.

    Also, funny how the dumbfuck looked in a mirror @71 and thought he saw a rabbit.

  91. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 1:41 am

    @79 For those struggling with reading comprehension, replace “a” with “another.” For the rest of us, we got it the first time.

  92. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 1:45 am

    @81 A brain-dead Biden would be a better president than the one we’ve got. Does that mean I would’ve voted for him even if he couldn’t walk or talk? Yes, because Republicans left me with no alternative.

    You keep bleating about the Democratic candidates, but what about the GOP’s responsibility to nominate candidates normal people can vote for? You’ve been awfully silent about that.

  93. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 3:37 am

    It’s fun making the Nazi Fucktard stfu.
    With his posting history it’s easy too.

  94. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 5:11 am

    The one true MAGA talent comes from an inability not only to show any sense of shame or humiliation but to even experience any sense of these things. The Nazi Fucktard may be a good and loyal little heel-clicking Nazi, but he’ll never truly be one of them for this reason.

  95. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 5:45 am

    At Boston’s Logan Airport ICE Fat Asses surrounded Jemmy Rosa, her husband, and her three very young daughters just as they returned from a vacation family reunion. As her three daughters sobbed and screamed, clinging to their mother, the ICE Fat Asses dragger her away, refusing to say why, and hid her from her family and her lawyer for ten days in various undisclosed locations. During her detention she was routinely and indifferently traumatized and degraded by ICE Fat Asses, forcing her to sleep on dirty floors, strip naked and shower in mens showers while her captors told lewd, racist jokes at her expense. For ten days the ICE Fat Asses denied her critical medical care she requires due to diabetes and asthma, resulting in two emergency hospitalizations that may have permanently injured her. At the end of those ten days she was ordered released by a federal judge at a hearing. So ICE Fat Asses removed her from the local jail where ICE Fat Asses had been holding their victim captive during the hearings and drove her to a remote location and dumped her by the side of the road.

    https://www.masslive.com/news/2025/08/mass-mom-detained-by-ice-for-10-days-over-decades-old-minor-marijuana-charge.html

    Turns out, Nazis do Nazi stuff.

  96. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 6:02 am

    In less than 2 years of full scale war against civilians in Gaza, IDF forces have managed to kill more journalists than the U.S. Civil War, WW1, WW2, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and the post 9/11 war in Afghanistan combined.

    “Accidentially”.

    Turns out, Nazis do Nazi stuff.

  97. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 6:21 am

    The failed attempt to coerce a plea under threat of unlawful deportation to Uganda from Kilmar Abrego Garcia should suggest an even stronger chance that DOJ has nothing to back the criminal charges. They can’t afford to go to trial. They have to either get him to plead or kidnap him and remove him from jurisdiction.

  98. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 8:08 am

    @ 97

    They have to either get him to plead or kidnap him and remove him from jurisdiction.

    Abrego Garcia entered the offices of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in a downtown office building. His wife emerged without him a few minutes later, appearing to have tears in her eyes.

    Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said in a post on X that Abrego Garcia was being processed for deportation.

    When a POS illegal turns himself in to ICE at their offices, is it still a kidnapping?

  99. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 8:09 am

    Prediction: A deal is struck to remove POS Abrego Garcia to…

    wait for it…

    El Salvador.

  100. lmao spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 8:26 am

    illegal turns himself in to ICE

    i.e. obeying the law to be in this country with his wife and kids. And returned to this country from a fascist dungeon exactly because he had legal status.

    But we are under occupation by a fascist authority who holds petty grudges and makes silly moldering sicko-phant fools from widbee masturbate online.

  101. lmao spews:

    Monday, 8/25/25 at 8:27 am

    Prediction:

    It will find a new “illegal” and masturbate again.

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