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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/29/25, 10:34 pm

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Help the Military Religious Freedom Foundation

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Semi-Automatic Patriotic Flag Burning ♬:

Vox: Why fire “season” doesn’t end

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Robert Reich: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s new enemy? Our National Parks
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп faceplants in court for overreach on tariffs
  • LegalEagle: Трамп orders cops to arrest flag burners
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard plans to “honor” hurricane Katrina
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Not Too Soon (To Feel Panic) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Man Reggae Jam ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ So Long You Fool (Трамп edition) ♬
  • Ali Velshi: Fmr. Social Security boss says Трамп & DOGE created “greatest theft of personal data in U.S. history”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Your Tiny Hands are Bruised and Blue (The Warning Signs) ♬
  • Keith Edwards: ♫ Sayin’ A Lie ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ He Just Can’t Wait to Be King! ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ National Security Alert—The Dotard Трамп’s Ass is Chapped! ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard is forced to tell the TRUTH!!!
  • Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Трамп is in the files ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his plan for Chicago
  • Ali Velshi: Prof. Tribe breaks down Трамп’s loss on tariffs in appeals court
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп tariffs found ILLEGAL by U.S. appeals court
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Pretends to Love the Flag ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ One Way or Another (Трамп edition) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s massive fines cancelled by Appellate Court (for now)
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Taylor Swift engagement

Knotheadusc: ♫ (Newsom’s) Balls of Brass ♬

Parody Project: ♫ This Land Was Made For… ♬:

ScaredKetchup: ♫ Gavin Newsom – DARK WOKE ♬

Douchebags, Dipshits and Deplorables:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп & JD Vance trolled by Gavin Newsom and it’s hilarious
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pete Hegseth March (even if it is August) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI FunniesI Think I’m Turning Blue
  • Liberal Redneck: MAGA goes full self parody with response to new Cracker Barrel logo
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pee-wee German’s Playhouse ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Release Them Epstein Files ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When It’s Clear Трамп’s Kickin’, Very Few Will be Stickin’ ♬
  • Political Primate: The Karoline Leavitt conundrum—On faith, falsehood, and the theatre of authority
  • Right Plight: ♫ Don’t Tell Me No Truth ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: If immigrants must learn English…then so does MAGA
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballad of Big Balls ♬:
  • Christopher Titus: Thoughts, prayers, and Kevlar book bags
  • John Oliver: Mike Lindell & MyStore
  • Ali Velshi: PragerU’s insidious alternative to PBS hits U.S. classrooms
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about Gavin Newsom
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Ain’t No Better Time To Leave the Cult ♬:

  • Ross Childs: Cracker Barrel went woke!?!
  • Champnella: Cabinet embarrasses itself trying to kiss Трамп’s ass (or fellate his mushroom)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—John Bolton Survives Leech Attack! ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: The Right’s response to the Minnesota shooting

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

310 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/29/25, 8:27 am

– It seems bad to arrest firefighters while they’re fighting a fire.

– Intel is pathetic.

– I always dig these taking a lot of public transportation stories.

Have fun on the long weekend.

67 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 8/27/25, 9:11 am

– Let people have fun or you’re going to look like a real jerk.

– Yay for Fresh Bucks.

– Being a sanctuary state has its limits.

– But not letting ICE in to municipal buildings without a warrant is common sense.

157 Stoopid Comments

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/26/25, 3:41 pm

DLBottlePlease join us at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this fine summer evening so that we can spend our Soros money to rebuild the Deep State and re-launch the Jade Helm 15 project.

No…wait. We’re just going to chat over cold drinks.

This time.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

24 Stoopid Comments

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/25/25, 8:26 am

Man, how is it so hot? Go drink a glass of water. Right now. Iced coffee or whatever is nice, but have some water now.

My apartment doesn’t have AC and there isn’t enough heat to justify getting it, but every year it gets worse. Damn you heat trapping properties of carbon and the urban heat island. We have until tomorrow night and then the worst is over. Hopefully no new wild fires.

117 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/22/25, 8:58 pm

Liberal Redneck: Gerrymandering and the coming electoral arms race

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to raid on John Bolton’s house
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin Humiliates Трамп (Again) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Peppermint Freeway ♬
  • Jen Psaki: D.C. residents rage at Трамп’s military crackdown
  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard unveils new White House PORTRAITS
  • The New Yorker: How much money is Robber Baron Von Shitzenpantz profiting from the Presidency?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Beautiful Morning ♬
  • Lawrence: Federal judge publicly calls out Трамп Justice Dept. out for its Epstein case “diversion”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Sir! ♬:

  • John Oliver: Make America Healthy Again
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп & Putin’s BIG Alaska Adventure (The Re-Do) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard recaps his meeting with Zelenskyy
  • Robert Reich: How YOU can fight back against Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп says “I DESERVE a Nobel Prize, everyone agrees.”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Straight to Hell ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Don’t You Mess With Sesame Street ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Custer at Little Bighorn, Napoleon at Waterloo, Трамп at Anchorage ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s hostile takeover of DC backfires
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп uses his desk to hide his swollen ankles & his Atty. Gen. to hide the Epstein files
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ Трамп & Tom Cruise Zoom call over Kennedy Center honors ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Expand Zelenskyy meets with Трамп and company
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard tells Smithsonian: “Britney Spears’ slavery was good!”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Asserts that He’s a “War Hero” ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Putin’s puppet show starring The Dotard Трамп!!!

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wanted: For Corned Beef on Rye ♬

More Morons, Mobsters, Molesters, and Misinformed Mental Midgets of the MAGA Mob:

  • Parody Project: ♫ We Lie—Making America great ♬
  • Chris Hayes: JD Vance can’t escape the memes—8 vacation in 7 months but protests HAUNT him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ DON’T Talk about Epstein! ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance vs radioactive shrimp
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ M.A.G.A. (Musical and Generally Accurate) ♬
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ I would hide 5000 Epstein Files ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance banned from pub & hilariously trolled in UK
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Shame Game ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Scotland
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Were YOU Hoodwinked by Трамп? ♬

Ari Melber: CA Dems strike back HARD at Texas GOP’s power grab

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

101 Stoopid Comments

Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/22/25, 7:53 am

– Free Muhammad Zahid Chaudhry.

– Killer cops getting $600K. On top of already being paid to resign.

– The protesters are right, Microsoft should cut ties with the Israeli military.

– Hey, it’s going to be hot this weekend and into next week. Drink some water now.

– It’s past time for the state to be able to inspect the Northwest ICE Processing Center.

– Not a comeback as it never went away, but COVID is ramping up.

48 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 8/20/25, 7:52 am

– Gas Works is a better place than Cal Anderson for the Christian supremacist freaks. But have they considered going the fuck away?

– If Pam Bondi wants cooperation on immigration, maybe she could work to make it decent and humane.

– Sue Bird statue. If is delightful.

– Listen, Chris Pratt is from somewhere; That somewhere is not Seattle.

119 Stoopid Comments

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/19/25, 4:37 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for an adventure in political punditry over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

29 Stoopid Comments

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/18/25, 7:51 am

– Bainbridge Island has a chance to do something rad, and I hope that they don’t screw it up.

– New jerk off fence installed.

– This Chief Diaz fellow? I’m beginning to have some doubts.

– Hillary Franz, don’t protect creeps in your office challenge.

– Anyway, today is a good day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

53 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/15/25, 9:24 pm

Matthew Cooke: What if we went scorched earth?

LegalEagle: The end of Tesla?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stella Magz: Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism….
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Mythsonian ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: Kremlin reacts to Трамп/Putin summit
  • Samtime: Apple explains why they gave a convicted felon a trophy
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Goodbye, Donnie! (A preemptive Трамп eulogy) ♬:

  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the Трамп-Putin meeting in Alaska
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s rambling Kennedy Center announcement and threat to send troops to more cities
  • Liberal Redneck: Convicted felon takes over Washington DC
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s DC press conference fact-checked live by CNN & Трамп Confuses Alaska and Russia
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s exclusive recap of Putin meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп meeting Putin under duress ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Golden Age ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Trump shouts from roof & Jesse Watters wants to take Canada
  • Christopher Titus: The Трамп files!!!:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s real motives in deploying the National Guard to D.C.
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 69—Stoner edition
  • John Oliver: Immigration enforcement
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let the Felon Von Shitzenpantz THINK he is building a ball room ♬
  • Hello Beautiful: Butch and Larry on ICE
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard will host the Kennedy Center honors
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп and Putin’s Big Alaska Adventure ♬
  • Puppet Regime: The Alyaska summit
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Are You Trolled By Newsom? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Crime Wave Continues ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп brings right-wing cancel culture to Kennedy Center, bans “Wokesters”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Трамп Putin Interface (Meeting in Alaska) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп deployed the military to MY city!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Pimping Out” The White House ♬

Robert Reich: Why due process still matters

The Deplorables File :

  • Ross Childs: JD Vance vs. RFK, Jr.
  • Dark Brandon: The day MAGA realized Трамп might not be their hero
  • Lauren Mayer: Shmuck of a Preacher Man
  • Champnella: Keep asking, America. And don’t stop
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—A terrible actor, but an awful guy ♬
  • Jabari Jones: Kristi Noem’s pathetic little stunt
  • The Daily Show: A deep dive into Трамп’s history with Epstein, Pt. 3
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Friends (Трамп and Epstein) ♬

LegalEagle: Texas—Democrats go to jail!

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

115 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/15/25, 8:06 am

Look who’s back! I had a lovely time in New England and maybe got more smoke than if I had stayed. Anyway, here are some things. Some are a bit dated.

– Ann Davison’s consultant is a a bit mysterious.

– ICE kidnapping Real Change sellers.

– If you got a ticket in a construction zone, you are bad at driving and should stop.

– At least we didn’t tax rich people too much.

67 Stoopid Comments

Knock yourselves out

by Darryl — Wednesday, 8/13/25, 8:56 am

There is no news today. We have reached “information bliss”. Carry on. All is well.

120 Stoopid Comments

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/12/25, 2:21 pm

DLBottlePlease join us tonight for an evening of hot politics and warm conversations over a cold pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

37 Stoopid Comments

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/11/25, 4:05 am

Still on vacation. It’s difficult to believe how red cardinals actually are. Strange birds.

113 Stoopid Comments

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