Dear Mikes,
Yeah, sure, I was kinda hard on the two of you during the primary (particularly Mike), but it’s the general election that counts, so no hard feelings, right? After all, I ultimately voted for both of you, and wrote about it (Mike and Mike), and really, what more can you ask from a blogger?
So… um… I assume I can expect the two of you to maintain that secret, city hall slush fund Mayor Nickels established a few years ago to help fund my smear campaigns while shielding him from scrutiny? $2000 cash, slipped to me once a month at Drinking Liberally, and we’ll be cool.
Best of luck running the city. I look forward to destroying your enemies.
Goldy
Crow Omelet
-3 farm fresh eggs
-1 cup boiled crow meat
-1/4 cup diced mushrooms
-1/4 cup diced tomatoes
-1/4 cup diced green peppers
-1/4 cup diced onion
-1/4 cup shredded cheddar
-2 tblspn sour cream
-1 tblspn salsa
-Tabasco to taste
Crack 3 eggs in bowl and whisk until homogenous. Set frying pan over medium heat — greasing with Pam or butter. Dice mushrooms, tomatoes, peppers and onions and place desired amount of each in a separate bowl.
Pour egg batter in frying pan, after a minute or so, add vegetables and crow meat and flip. Place cheese in middle of omelet and fold in half. Serve with salsa, sour cream and tabasco.
Garnish with cilantro, crow beak, and money you didn’t have to spend to win a mayoral election.
I was at Mike O’Brien’s election party last night, and I just gotta say that no one was more surprised at the result of his race than he was.
Pleased, of course, but very surprised.
I’m sure neither of these “Mikes” know who you are, or give a shit, Goldy. You’re not even close to being as important or relevant to anything as you think you are. Reality check time!
You really are that stupid, aren’t you?
Ekim @ 4,
“You really are that stupid, aren’t you?”
I’m not so sure it’s stupidity, per se. It’s more that Mark1 suffers from certain psycho-pathologies that leave him angry, jealous, and self-loathing.
Pity isn’t an unreasonable response.
Man… I gotta find me a slush funder.
@3 “I’m sure neither of these “Mikes” know who you are, or give a shit, Goldy. You’re not even close to being as important or relevant to anything as you think you are. Reality check time!”
As obscure and irrelevant as Goldy is, you’re even more obscure and irrelevant! Goldy has, oh, maybe 50,000 readers. You have 1 — yourself.