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Tweet Van Dyk

by Goldy — Monday, 9/21/09, 2:37 pm

First that new-fangled blogging thing, and now Twitter? Apparently, Crosscut contributor Ted Van Dyk is a lot more hip than he seems… check out his new Twitter feed in the sidebar.

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  1. Mark1 spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 3:20 pm

    Why don’t you submit some job applications and/or email some resumes Goldy? You obviously have WAY too much time on your hands….good luck!

  2. Stereo Ted spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 3:49 pm

    Hep Ted gets it from Jon, then from Goldy. It’s like you’ve gone from your global war on Suzie to a global war on Humphrey. Hubert. And Hubert’s Ted. Why bother?

  3. Luigi Giovanni spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 4:05 pm

    David, you are obsessed with Ted Van Dyk. He’s really in your head.

  4. Goldy spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 4:06 pm

    To be clear, I’m not the person behind Fake Ted Van Dyk. I’m just a fan.

  5. Mr. Baker spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 7:32 pm

    A fan?

  6. milo spews:

    Monday, 9/21/09 at 10:02 pm

    Ted Van Dyk and Joel Connelley: compare and contrast.

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