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To everyone who donated during my fund raiser, thank you. I really appreciate it. I was meaning to post this a week or so ago, but I’ve been so busy.

To everyone who bought me a beer, or pizza, or Indian food, or very nicely bugged people for dough on my behalf- thank you. It means so much.

If you you were meaning to donate but never got around to it, click here. To the folks who donated, again, thank you.

Comments

  1. Typical fucking freeloader librul.

    Is this why you have a hyphen-name? Will Limp-Dick.

    Maybe the “Poverty Department” that TSWITW wants to have will save you.

    Loser….

  2. Hey Limp-Dick – What are you studying? What’s your major?

    BTW, how much does your wife weigh?

    Loser….

  4. Mark

    I am ashamed to be identified with jerks like you.

    Aside from a foul mouth, what other talents do you have ..

    decorating the stall walls in bus station men’s rooms?
    cheering for our troops by not paying the taxes to support them?
    lving off of some corporate dole like Hallibirton or a Hedge Fund.

    Hay calling yourself a patriot make me sick. What have YOU done for your country?

    Why don;t you go back to 1938 Berlin where you belong?

  6. #2 Mark The Redneck-Patriot says:

    BTW, how much does your wife weigh?

      
    I have no problem laughing at the HA hooligans but you should keep your insults to those that are here posting. In other words, lay off Will’s wife. Will is liberal enough to give the universe enough ammunition to belittle the limp-dick.

  7. #4 The Big Gipper says:

    Aside from a foul mouth, what other talents do you have ..
    cheering for our troops by not paying the taxes to support them?

     
    So not paying taxes is not supporting the troops? In another thread GBS brags about not paying taxes for years. No wonder liberals get branded as not supporting the troops.

  10. Libruls are great when it comes to charity…. well at least the accepting side of it. roof roof.

  11. You guys have to get your story straight. If Will were a “typical librul,” he’d be living off the government and not trying to raise an honest capitalist buck by asking for compensation for his work. Good grief, can’t even do your own trolling properly. Tisk, tisk.

  12. 11

    hehehehehe Libruls are so out of touch they think its work to ask for money. Leave the capitalism to us grown ups. hehehehe

  15. @7 “So not paying taxes is not supporting the troops?”

    That’s right. Are you having conceptual problems with it?

  17. Dear Mark,

    How about dinner? On me. I will come to Seattle, meet you at the restaurant of your choice, the day of your choice, time of your choice. Bring your wife. I’ll bring Teresa. We will laugh and talk and see if you are man enough (highly doubtful) to back up your words with the presence of your considerable ass. I mean it Mark. The Met, Daniels, Lobster Shop in Tacoma, Stanley and Seaforts, Morton’s, you name it.

    Here is the catch. I show up and you don’t, you agree to never post here again and beg Goldy to block you so that you are not tempted.

    What do you say?

    Are you man enough, or just a big pussy?

    Here, kitty kitty kitty……

  18. If Republicans gave like liberals the churches would have a bunch of IOUs telling them to collect their tithes from the neighbors down the street. Want proof….look at a prominent liberal’s tax return (ala forest gore). heehehehe

  19. @18 Isn’t it interesting that Stupid Dog thinks liberals make enough money to pay taxes. Well, I guess that’s what it’s like when you live on the outside looking in.*

    * I.e., subsisting on trailer park rats instead of dining on packaged dog food.

  20. To be honest Will, I wanted to donate to the cause. But, at the same time when HA put out the suggestion, I discovered that my neighborhood video rental place was going out of business. ‘Maltese Falcon’ with their Classic Movies had been one of the very few to outlast when Blockbusters forced out most little independent places. 16 years of friendly faces, wonderful movies and fantastic service. I kind of took an early pop of some of my tax rebate and tucked it in a card for them to say Thanx/Goodbye.

    Hope you understand Will, I wanted to help out. Just different priorities. Good luck, though!

  21. Just an update –

    That flip flopping – lying piece of shit McCain still has not (as promised months ago)

    1) Provided a copy of his tax returns
    2) Provided a copy of his medical records
    3) Agreed to stop trying to hold up release of POW records during NAM

    One can only assume that Johnboy has something to hide. That will work only until the Dems have a candidate – then the bright light of the news media will start to point its finger at Tefflon John and all bets are off.

    For the record – he’s making millions from his ties to the groups who lobby him…he’s got cancer…he gave up American names in Nam and is a coward.

    That’s why he won’t release the records.

  22. By the way – the Bush regime is so interested in our vets that they are doing everything they can to STOP them from voting!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21.....4#24073454

    I guess old monkey face figures a guy in a wheelchair might just not vote the republican party line given what happened…to someone who actually had to go fight – v. someone who signed a document sending them to fight.

  23. The Vice President, Secretaries of State and Defense, Attorney General, National Security Advisor, and CIA Director of the United States conspired to commit war crimes, and the President then signed off on them.

    And McCain is more of the same.

  24. My Left Foot: Kitty kitty kitty?

    Please please please, let me and the wife come too? I’d like to meet Tereza and you in person…

    I hope MTR-P more of a man than ByeByeGoober, the dog manure pile. ByeByeGoober chickened out twice in the same day.

  26. sort of from the WaPo:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....id=topnews

    A senior aide to anti-American cleric Moqtada al-Sadr was assassinated in the holy city of Najaf on Friday, raising fears that the incident could worsen clashes between Sadr’s followers and government troops… “The occupier has a hand in this crime in one way or another,” Sadr said in statements released by his aides. “I pledge before God and before the people that I won’t forget this precious blood. The occupier won’t feel happiness in our land as long as I’m alive.”

    Maj. Brad Leighton, a U.S. military spokesman, said the American-led coalition had no involvement in the assassination. “It’s a ridiculous, bogus allegation,” he said.

    Yeah, if the Americans were after this guy, we would kidnap him, secretly torture him until he dies, then dump the body somewhere inconspicuous. Drive-by shootings are not how we roll.

  27. Hannah-Puddydick – tell the lie over and over. Once again – if you want to see me – just tell me you’ll be at DL and I’ll be there. Tell me more than 5 minutes before hand like you did last time. I just assumed you wouldn’t show since you’ve failed to show up so many times before.

    And just to let you know that meeting you is a big priority for me, I’ve hired a private investigator to work with the information we have gathered from all of your posts here – and if possible, I will find out and expose by the way, your true identity. Then you’ll get to see me on your doorstep.

    Or you could just prove your so-called manhood and give that info up now.

    Until then – I’ll continue to fuck your ugly wife in the ass. And I guess you can threaten to sue me if I don’t stop talking about it LOL!

  28. 21 BBG

    Don’t bet on the press turning on St. McCain. They love him. We have to win in spite of the press, not because of them. They will ignore McCain’s hypocrisy and war loving and vilify the Democratic candidate over trifles. You know, because they’re “liberal.”

  29. I should mention this PI is an ex-FBI data forensics expert. He thinks with nothing more than an IP he can find anyone.

    I am looking forward to meeting you Puddy-I just want to call you a traitor to your face. That’s it. That’s all the satisfaction I need.

  30. DL I am not betting on the press but the real Dems – you know – the ones who are not licking republican dick in an attempt to go along and get along – will start focusing conversation McCain’s cowardice and his dirty business dealings and his affairs and his medical problems and that will be that.

  31. Will–
    Try standing in a busy median with a sign that says,
    “Unsuccessful Blogger needs your spare change”.

    Seriously though, I appreciate your CHOICE to invest your time here, rather than working a real job to support yourself.

    PS You have to pay back student loans.

  32. @19 Actually our esteemed democrat representatives (an
    oxymoron) represent a slightly wealthier constituent base
    than do our Republican friends. I would think the smartest
    blogger in the world would know that. Besides, don’t you
    make like $500 a day whilst shitting?

  33. I love all the threats of “I’ll be there” and then that some person making those threats no showed TWICE!

  34. oger Rabbit says:

    @18 Isn’t it interesting that Stupid Dog thinks liberals make enough money to pay taxes.

    Since when have libruls made an honest buck. To a librul taxes are what other people pay….. just like fighting in wars. roof roof.

  35. #19 Roger Rabbit says:

    Isn’t it interesting that Stupid Dog thinks liberals make enough money to pay taxes. Well, I guess that’s what it’s like when you live on the outside looking in.*

      
    “Billionaires row” is in san francisco. Who do they support, reps or dems? If you are ignorant to believe that the liberals in the city with the largest collection of trust fund babies don’t have enough money to p[ay their fair share that explains why you settled for a government job.
     
    It is amazing that obama has fund raisers with all these filthy rich people while pretending that his contributions are from working class people.
      
    For those that are clueless, check out the pics. It’s not surprising, but these proud liberals aren’t driving any hybrids, only big stretch limos.
    http://www.zombietime.com/obam.....aires_row/

  36. Here’s another example of proud liberals and their beliefs in global warming. Despite showing up for al gore talking about global warming they show up in SUVs.
      
    Here’s a game I like to call, practice what you preach. Count the SUVs and gas guzzlers and hybrids. Compare. Then ask yourself why do those that believe in global warming do the least for the planet.
    http://www.zombietime.com/gore_in_marin/

  37. Hey Will, since you solicited donations are you willing to tell us all how much you profited?

  39. #38 Will says:

    @ 38
    Total thus far:
    $905.54 from 25 donors.

      
    That’s it? I was expecting the total to be higher. Good for you, when money is tight every buck helps.
    Even if you got an excrement filled envelope, you probably would have made more if you had a po box. Us trolls could have anonymously helped you out.
      
      
    p.s. You better declare this on your income tax like a good republican.

  40. Notice how Hannah lasted like three days before responding to me after she/he said I’d be ignored? This is too fucking easy.

    Anyone new here. Hannah is actually Puddy who is actually Cynical and about 18 other characters posting here. Most of the characters are opening right wing lunatics. Hannah plays a different role. She claims to be a Democrat and then spouts republican talking points in each post.

    My response to Hannah is always the same – liar, asshole and cunt. Hey Hannah – eat yourself out.

  41. Anyone who has any idea who Puddy really is – let me know here. Still looking forward to telling him he’s a traitor to his face.

  42. Puddy if you don’t show up to meet me this morning at 9:30 AM at the Port Orchard Bowling Alley – (I picked that place since your wife turns tricks out back) then you are a complete coward.

  44. Well as expected the cowardly Puddy didn’t show up. GOP = afraid. Cut and run Puddy – it’s what you and your ilk do best.

  45. #40 ByeByeGOP says:

    Hannah is actually Puddy who is actually Cynical and about 18 other characters posting here

      
    Can you post the IP addresses of their posts? It’s called using facts to prove your point.
    [this is a tactic from the vast-right-wing-conspiracy handbook, ask democrats to use facts. Facts to democrats are like kryptonite to superman.]
      
    Considering how much you always want to use violence to feel good about yourself, why not be honest with us all and admit your parents didn’t do their job raising you? It’s very obvious, you’re not fooling anyone. Ever consider therapy? Some of the new meds will no doubt improve the quality of your bitter/angry life.
      
    I googled “Port Orchard Bowling Alley” and only 7 hits, 2 of which were horsesass. What did you do, make up a name of a bowling alley so Puddy couldn’t show up?

  46. Marvin/aka Puddy – if you’re too fucking stupid to find the one big bowling alley in Port Orchard then you have no business talking politics.

    And where oh where do you see me talking violence you lying piece of shit? All I want to do is tell you that you’re a traitor to your face. You’re the one threatening violence all the time.

    That’s how you GOP assholes work.

    By the way – did having sex with your mom cause you to be this way?

    And you’re a punk and a bitch and a coward for not showing up.

  47. #40 ByeByeGOP says:

    My response to Hannah is always the same – liar, asshole and cunt. Hey Hannah – eat yourself out.

    Class. And liberal.
    Oil. water.

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