24’s 1994 pilot. Yeah, it’s old, but it’s new to me.
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Good morning! It’s Sunday, another day for the rantings of this blog’s right wing trolls Puddy and the Piper. As you read their comments remember this. Puddy and Piper don’t believe the government can do anything right, except for imprisoning (without access to a court hearing) and torturing people. In the matter of choosing who to imprison and torture Puddy and Piper think their government is infallible.
A syollogism:
George W. Bush tortures people and kills civilians including children
Puddy and Piper know this, yet support George W, Bush enthusiastically.
therefore Puddy and Piper are enthusiastic supporters of torture and the killing of civilians including children.
Three floppies! Polaroids! Yeah, quaint.
But some things never change. Only on the third time he picked up the pay phone did he even TRY to put coins in it!
This is good. Under pressure from the US government Canada will now exclude the US from it’s lists of states that use torture.
“The Canadian minister of foreign affairs, Maxime Bernier, said Saturday that he had ordered officials to rewrite an internal government manual that listed the United States among countries that potentially torture or abuse prisoners.”
Wankers, Puddy and Piper, will likely seize on the word potentially, but then, they are Republican wankers so what do you expect..
I love these dem primaries:
Heilary won Nevada. No Obama won Nevada. WTF donkeys?
@4 Wank! Wank! pudwanker
Puddy Prog… why are you here? What emotional needs do you have that are unfilled on the right wing wanker sites?
I watched only half of it. Was there any torture in it for PuddyWank and Pooper?
I love a good memory. As I was sitting here waiting for the Patriot game I remember on of the Loose Change lovers, your own racist, headless lucy…
headless lucy says:
It’s plenty more imaginative than the twin towers were. The only thing unique about the twin towers was that instead of one big stupid rectangle, there was an identical one right next to it.
After their untimely demolition, Rudy Giuliani called off all search efforts for the victim remains after the really important thing had been recovered: the gold reserves beneath the towers. 01/07/2008 at 11:27 am
From Wikipedia – The statement that $167 billion in gold was stored in vaults beneath the World Trade Center was corrected to “$230 million in precious metals”.
Headless Lucy – A racist and… a Loose Change disciple.
Of course this blog’s head idiot YLB will be losing is single celled mind now.
Headless Lucy @6: Why? You are a Puddystudy yourself.
If you were a car, the car crusher would have met you long ago!
Wow I just stumbled on this site:
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
“While PETA collects millions in donations by pretending to advocate for the welfare of animals, the group has killed 17,400 pets since 1998. Some animals are killed at PETA headquarters and stored in a giant walk-in freezer.”
@1 “Puddy and Piper don’t believe the government can do anything right”
It can’t, when their ilk runs it.
@2 When I was in college, I lived in a rooming house that had an antique pay phone, and the guys downstairs figured out how to make it think a piece of cardboard was a dime. This involved smacking it at exactly the right spot with precisely the right amount of force at the same time the cardboard strip was inserted into the nickel slot to a certain depth marked on the cardboard strip. How in hell they figured all of that out, was beyond me, but they were engineering students so I guess they knew about that stuff.
@12 I’ll bet they’re the same guys who invented the iPhone and they’re all rich now …
@3 That’s mighty generous of them, considering our government kidnapped one of their citizens, beat the shit out of him for a year and a half, then dumped him on a foreign street corner when they figured out they had the wrong guy — and refused to pay him compensation or let him sue them in U.S. courts.
Another totalitarian service brought to you by the Bushie Trotskyites.
@14 What’s really hilarious is these neo-Stalinists spent 75 years calling US “commies.”
@4 If you tried reading a fucking newspaper once in a while, you’d know that Hillary won, despite her husband’s sniveling about the culinary union rigging the Vegas caucuses in Obama’s favor.
@6 That’s a fascinating question and the answer is obvious — he’s looking for a dog to adopt.
@17 To be a “companion animal,” you see.
@18 Like that horse in Enumclaw …
@19 … and I know just the dog to fix him up with.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dogpipe0pg.jpg
@20 If you want to know why that stupid mutt stuck his head in there … one of my relatives might know something about that.
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@6 Hey puttybutt — don’t pull the stovepipe off the dog until AFTER you fuck him, or he’ll bite your balls off!!
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Why The Death Penalty Doesn’t Work
Death penalty proponents argue the death penalty is necessary to keep vicious killers from getting out of jail to kill again. Well, Washington has a death penalty, but it didn’t keep this vicious killer from getting out of jail:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....ss20m.html
Why not? Well, for one reason, he wasn’t eligible for the death penalty under the crime with which he was charged (although, it seems to me, a guy who kidnaps and then murders a woman COULD be charged with a capital offense if prosecutors so chose). Another reason is because he committed his crime in a county that never seeks the death penalty against anyone for anything — that falls under the rubric of “prosecutorial discretion.”
I don’t know how long Jeff Sullivan was Yakima County’s prosecutor, but it was a long time. Even so, possibly this 30-year-old case predates Sullivan. In any case Sullivan, who is now the Bush-appointed U.S. Attorney for Western Washington, had a reputation for never seeking the death penalty, no matter what.
Not for lack of appropriate cases. As a major drug transshipment point, Yakima has more than its share of gruesome murders. The city arguably qualifies as the murder capital of the Pacific Northwest, at least on a per capita basis. For example, several years ago a couple of drug gangsters went to a drug pusher’s house to “collect” his unpaid bills. He wasn’t home, so they shot his wife and two kids instead. They were clumsy about it, and ended up in police custody within a day or two. The trial was a slam-dunk, but the jury never had an opportunity to choose between life or execution, because Sullivan — true to form — didn’t ask for the death penalty. Why? Because death cases are very expensive, and Yakima is a two-horse county whose county commissioners don’t like to spend tax money on anything except irrigation (in which case, they prefer to spend urban taxpayers’ money rather than their own).
Don’t get me wrong. I support having a death penalty on the books, and using it now and then, with the caveat that it be used only for especially heinous crimes and only when there is not the slightest doubt of guilt. Serial killers are an example of those deserving to be put to sleep by the state. And I would’ve pushed the button on those Yakima dudes myself, because of the kids. And I think our newly elected King County prosecutor should ask for the death penalty in the Anderson case — not to demonstrate his “law and order” cred, but because the perps deserve it, again, because they butchered defenseless toddlers.
But the argument that the death penalty keeps vicious killers from being released to harm people again falls apart on the reality that our existing death penalty system is purely arbitrary. It’s nothing but a fucking lottery. Any credibility it might have as an insurance policy against recidivism by murderers evaporates the instant a prosecutor exercises his charging discretion in a way that rules out execution. It’s perfectly clear that no one involved in Mr. Renecker’s case ever had any intention of him being free one day — not the prosecutor, not the jury, not the judge, not the indeterminate sentencing board — yet he walked out of Walla Walla today. And all anyone can do is notify Arizona authorities that he’s headed their way.
This is only one example. There are countless others. Untold numbers of criminals who committed death penalty-eligible crimes were, for various reasons, released back into society. On that reef the argument that death penalty laws prevent murderers from being freed founders. Like I said, it’s a fucking lottery. Having a death penalty law on the books is no guarantee of anything. So, don’t argue that it is.
The truth is, everyone executed in Washington since 1960 volunteered for it, except in one case (Charles Campbell, the notorious triple murderer). The record of the last half-century demonstrates that to get executed in this state you have to kill at least three people AND voluntarily drop your appeals AND sue in the courts to keep do-gooders from intervening on your behalf. It’s extraordinarily hard to get this state to kill you. It seems to me a lot of expense and trouble could be avoided if they’d just leave a third-floor window open above a concrete walk in the main dormitory at Walla Walla, and give convicted murderers who hate living a unsupervised little free time in that room.
@16…RR…
Boy did you fall into a trap! Read this:
“Clinton claimed the Nevada vote as a victory. ‘This is one step on a long journey,’ Clinton told cheering supporters in Las Vegas. She captured the popular vote, but Obama edged her out for national convention delegates at stake, taking 13 to her 12.
Obama issued a statement saying he had conducted an ‘honest, uplifting campaign … that appealed to people’s hopes instead of their fears.’
© 2008 The Associated Press.”
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/s.....TE=DEFAULT
And how about how leading Dems are pissed at Bill for playing the race card? I guess you can the boy away from crackers, but you can’t take being a cracker out of the boy.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/96385
What’s next for the Clinton’s? Campaign lawn jockeys or a minstrel show for the media?
The Piper
@26…RR…
Don’t forget Mitchell Rupe who ate himself out of the hangman’s noose despite having slaughtered two Olympia bank tellers. The ultimate Twinkie defense.
The Piper
Moron@16: How was it rigged Pelletizer?
The Nevada Caucus rules were agreed to by the DNC and the NSDP back last spring. Heilery and the gang felt fine back then.
I was going to ask do you remember my post last week on the subject, then I remember you are a stupid person acting as a dumb “bunny”, with little operational brain capacity.
We all know you like seeing yourself in pixels but when you exude stupidity, well we can’t help you bestiality man!
Roger, show us again that picture where you are the middle male dumb bunny giving and taking it.
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