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  1. 1

    The impeached danger yam hides from the public and fights for a job ‘he has no apparent interest in responsibly performing’

    He craves the immunity from persecution

  2. 2

    The impeached danger yam

    Heh.. And it wants to run in 2024 I hear..

    All it has to do is keep the prosecutors at bay with what’s left of its grifted loot – between the taxpayers and its deluded sycophantic donors.

    ONE TERM impeached repuke FAILURE…

    Wow that orange freak was awful.. just awful..

  4. 4

    Who’s gonna be the first troll to go down the “Dominion Voting” rabbit hole?

    kreepy boob mcdimfuk?

    teh babblin’ butthole?

    pork slop?

  5. 5

    Failure PortaPotty,

    Crooked Heilery was a failure. Unlike you, Puddy’s investments increased over 300% while Trump was president. Remember when Puddy wrote to senile wabidiot about removing Puddy’s money from the stock market? You need to go visit the crazed database? Well, Puddy reinvested when Trump came along. Made improvements to the house all from Trump caused Trump largess. This is why you are what you are; stuck on stooooooooooopid.

    What did your wife’s SEIU stock do since she wears the pants in the PortaPotty family? If it increased while Trump was president, then thank Trump. If it didn’t well blame her fund managers for their incompetence.

  6. 6

    Hey today’s friday…

    Wow you’re a calendar savant genius PortaPotty. Don’t worry PortaPotty. Got some charitable deliveries to make today to some needy people up here in Snohomish County. Butt, sit on your sorry ASS and remember Crooked Heilery will never be president!

    Yeah, been watching the Dominion Voting issue. Since some were verified illegally connected to the Internet on election day we’ll see eh? When the final recount is done and if BiteME! is president we’ll RESIST just like y’all did for the last four years.

    Turn about is fair play right PortaPotty? Or do you prefer being calling the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset?

  7. 7

    @5 Thank you for putting HA HEROES first.. Goldy’s mysql db and my own documents this – in detail..

    You came back to HA to brag about your sycophantic love for a serial sex assaulter, grifter and pathological liar.

    Thank you for entertaining us – for fifteen years now.. And please stick around for the friday countdown..

    kablammo…

  8. 8

    It’s the price we’re paying for not locking down fully, and for opening up before we should have.

    That’s on Inslee.

  9. 9

    Congrats @6 – you’re first!!!! What’s next? Sharpiegate???

    oooh.. lookee.. so triggered.. it’s goin’ for the misogynist play.. that worked great with the ladies in teh ‘burbs..

    like in your backyard? Please.. please.. do that..

  10. 10

    Yeah, been watching the Dominion Voting issue. Since some were verified illegally connected to the Internet on election day we’ll see eh?

    Heh. Bryan Kemp loved it some Dominion Voting systems back in the day… Now you silly fools point fingers and grasp at straws..

    Heh.. kablammmo… thanks for the entertainment.

  11. 11

    Is that the best you got snowflake?

    You are a real gutter dweller, calling Puddy’s truthful Crooked Heilery comments misogynist. Too bad you are so CLUELESS on the true definition. Just like you called Puddy’s commentary on senile wabidiot’s same thread memory issue lapses gas lighting. Wat a minute, soon PortaPotty will call those comments RACIST too!

    DAYUM, you are CLUELESS and EPIC FOOL and MORON to BOOT!

    Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOO!

    See ya toadstool! Copying Puddy’s Kablammo now. You are a real re-run! Wait a minute, Puddy giving Fred Allen Berry a bad name comparing him posthumously to PortaPotty!

  12. 12

    Add Peter Navarro to the list of nutjobs who never had any credibility, now have even less, and should be ignored by the media for the rest of time.

    “Top Trump adviser Peter Navarro appeared on television Friday to baselessly yet emphatically claim that the White House is proceeding under the ‘assumption of a second Trump term,’ and that President Trump ‘won the election,’ even though he has lost.”

    https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/biden-trump-us-election-news-11-13-20/h_3b32c253a51efe960f84f787d0664cbd

  13. 13

    @3 Why don’t we send it into hiding by acclamation right now? I don’t see a need to wait until sunset.

  14. 14

    When the final recount is done and if BiteME! is president

    HAHAHAHA!! You damn fool – it’s more or less done.. All the challenges are failing in droves.. Law firms with any brains aren’t touching them. The hacks doing sharpiegate are being laughed out of court.

    Joe Biden, the Senator from MBNA, foot in mouth Joe will have won more votes than any candidate for President in HISTORY..

    His margin over his opponent will EXCEED that of Ronald Reagan over Jimmy Carter.. Raygun claimed it had a “mandate” with 50.7 percent of the popular vote. Biden will beat that.

    Biden’s electoral college victory will match or even EXCEED that of your miserable corrupt impeached failure who called its inside straight a “landslide”..

    That’s your beloved orange failure’s legacy.

    That ONE TERM repuke yam tinted impeached failure was awful…

    just awful… and a LOSER.

  15. 15

    The DJIA is +1.05% this morning. VAR is +0.03% this morning. I haven’t checked my portfolios, but I’m pretty sure they’re closer to the DJIA than VAR.

  16. 16

    @6 ” Got some charitable deliveries to make today to some needy people up here in Snohomish County.”

    Is this how Republicans describe porch piracy?

  17. 17

    will call those comments RACIST too!

    Heh… the other day, dimfuk babbled shit about dark ovals being racist.. Just a stupid excuse to bleat yet another misogynist taunt.

    I’d never call you a racist fool… cuz Jessie Jackson, right? just a fool deluded into being a white supremacist and defending whiteness at all costs..

    It’s what you freaks call “real americans” or “heritage”… David Horowitz and Stephen Miller eat that shit up. And you as well.

    thanks for playing.. kablammo…

  19. 19

    Jayapal is claiming a huge victory.

    Not so much for those grounded in the real world.

    “There’s a reason AOC was noting how few members actually asked her for help,” this Democrat said. “And the reason is she would do more harm than good in most districts.”

    “Aligning yourself with AOC is a good way to become a Twitter celebrity,” the lawmaker added. “But it’s a bad way to stay a member of Congress.”

    Jayapal and AOC have the luxury of being far-left and receiving support in their district. Most districts would not put up with a Durkan Kill Zone for 20 minutes, much less weeks.

    Democrats lost House seats. Democrats failed to capitalize on a golden Senate opportunity. Democrats lost ground in state legislatures.

    We’ve got divided federal government. Had it for six of Obama’s eight years and for two of Trump’s four. We’ve still got ACA, we’ve still got abortion, we’ve still got Medicare and Social Security.

    I’m OK with it. In just a few years YLB’s kids will be paying into the Social Security fund I begin withdrawing from, and working second jobs in order to be able to do it. I’m OK with that, too.

  20. 20

    I don’t see a need to wait until sunset.

    There’s no “need” – it’s just a guarantee (most of the time) that it will go:

    POOF!

    And besides this time of the year, the sun sets very early. But otoh, the best entertainment is when it doesn’t disappear at that time.

    That’s the BEST! Very entertaining both ways.

  21. 21

    Tone. deaf.

    @cspan

    CSPAN
    @cspan
    ·
    1h
    Q: “Do you take any responsibility for the loss of House seats?”

    @SpeakerPelosi
    : “I accept credit for winning the majority and holding the House.”

    She should be asked the same question when 2022 election results are in.

  22. 22

    In just a few years YLB’s kids will be paying into the Social Security fund I begin withdrawing from

    One of them is paying now dimfuk.. His layoff was short.

    And one day my kids will be drawing straws with Mary Kay over gasoline and a lit match..

    And after the fire dies and the smoke clears.. the world.. will be a better place. Heh.. Ain’t being a “kid” great?

  23. 23

    @1 – “Persecution” is exactly what it has been since November 8, 2016. You crying little liberal progressive, socialist, ANTIFA, communist, Black Looters Matter bitches have been crying like little girls when an outsider had the temerity to beat your Fucking Queen of the Universe, Hillary Fucking Clinton.

    I didn’t vote for Trump or Clinton, but I have enjoyed you cocksuckers acting like spoiled brats because Trump won. Biden will get into the White House on January 20, but the Trump effect in politics will go on. Who knows, this might be what leads to establishing term limits for the House, Senate and Supreme Court.

    No more political lifers! TERM LIMITS NOW!

  25. 25

    All the challenges are failing in droves

    Ummm No again PortaPotty. There is this one AP article that everyone repeated for the last two days by NOMAAN MERCHANT and ALANNA DURKIN RICHER.

    Doesn’t say much except to a gutter dweller like yourself you claim it’s gospel!

  26. 26

    @19 “In just a few years YLB’s kids will be paying into the Social Security fund I begin withdrawing from”

    Luckily for you, your party didn’t win either the White House or the U.S. House, because if they had Social Security would have been unable to pay benefits after 2023.

  27. 27

    @23 “You crying little liberal progressive, socialist, ANTIFA, communist, Black Looters Matter bitches … crying like little girls … Fucking Queen of the Universe, Hillary Fucking Clinton.”

    Tsk, tsk. Looks like someone had a bad week.

  28. 28

    @25 Heh.. that all you got?

    Back it up snowflake.. If you had shit you’d be copypasta all sorts of links..

    But ya don’t do you? Those klownspiracy links just confirm you to be the fool you are.

  30. 30

    Puddy’s investments increased over 300% while Trump was president.

    The correlation to The Fuck Hump is not made or proven just by your 300% increase. Maybe you just sucked or a hesitant investore before.

    Fact – your figure means shit without proper evaluation. Statemen made is meaningless.

    Let me see if I can research my 401 balance all the way back to 2009 if I can from the Fidelity website (I opt out of paper statements).

    But I will give you an example. What if I made the wrong investments at the wrong time and it equated to a negatvie value or something less than what I experienced during the 2009 – 2016 years. Does that mean I can claim that Obama’s years were better than The Fuck Humps? No. See stupid? That’s a rhetorical question – I know you don’t understand because you ARE stupid! Just as is every (or 49%) of fucking Neanderthals.

  33. 33

    Rich white Toyota van drivers for Biden!

    This current iteration of the Democratic coalition should be terrifying to anyone with leftwing policy goals or anyone who wants to see Democrats win elections. Biden’s coalition was whiter and wealthier than any Democrat’s before. Biden’s winning margins depended on suburban voters who were entirely motivated by personal animus towards Trump, who voted Republican down-ballot and will certainly be voting Republican in future elections. After buying into the mantra that turning out working-class voters was an impossible Bernie Sanders fantasy and messaging had to be tailored to wealthy suburbanites, Democrats were entirely caught off guard by massive turnout among working-class voters of all races, voters who voted Trump at higher rates than any previous Republican has achieved.

    Democrats are now staring down the barrel of a future where Republicans have a real foothold among working-class voters, including non-white voters. For the left, we now have to confront a Democratic party where a real organized segment of its base has material interests opposed to any redistributive policy. This election has proven the moderate suburbanite strategy is unsustainable. The only path forward for the left is one of confrontation with the Democratic establishment and a message of economic populism aimed at working-class voters of all races. This election proved that workers vote; it’s the left’s task to capture them.

    The average suburban Biden voter is probably wealthier than Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  34. 34

    It’s instructive that y’all went from claiming that election fraud is nonexistent to claiming that election fraud isn’t widespread.

    Heh. Yeah dimfuk every election cycle you can find a Republican who registered and voted their dog or voted their dead spouse or their out of state kid.

    Not widespread – not enough to change outcomes. Virtually nonexistent. Nice try.. Now go back to your knee jerk misogyny..

    Oh you’re inflaming your miserable self to make Kamala your new “awful”… Got it.

  35. 35

    Maybe Puddy got lucky in the Stock Market.

    I’m sure the opposite with the Wife.

    I wonder how his gay relatives are doing?

  36. 36

    I can’t decide which is more humorous:

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit talking investing and finance?

    Or Gclown talking investing and finance?

    It’s like they’re having a contest to see which can self-identify as the biggest fucking moron.

  37. 37

    2022 wi.ll be here before you know it

    Oh, and 2024? Kamala Harris was an awful presidential candidate in 2019. She’ll be awful in 2023-24 as well.

    This is what political premature-ejaculation looks like.

  38. 38

    I can’t decide which is more humorous:

    Let me help you out here. It’s you, a dumbfuck, always talking about GE.

  39. 39

    It’s instructive that y’all went from claiming that election fraud is nonexistent to claiming that election fraud isn’t widespread.

    It’s good to know that election fraud exists and therefore the outcome of the 2016 election should be questioned whether The Fuck Hump was more than just a FAILURE, but whether he was a illegimate elected FAILURE!, along with all the other fucktard Repukes.

  40. 40

    @29 Well, voter fraud did occur in 2016 — 4 cases — so it’s reasonable to believe there probably was some voter fraud in 2020, too. After all, Trump did ask his supporters to vote twice.

  41. 41

    Or Gclown talking investing and finance?

    Mis representation by the gFuck GDumbfuck, once again. I wasn’t talking investing and finance as in any form of advising of anything….other than stating you are a dumbfuck; always have been and always will be. A failed father, and failed brother and failed son, and failed professional athlete wanna be, and failed doctor. And failed horse fucker, you fuck the horse not suck it’s penis.

  42. 42

    @33 Wherein Doctor Dumbfuck informs us that white retirees who normally vote Republican flocked to Biden after Trump tried to sabotage Social Security as if we didn’t already know.

  44. 44

    @37 It doesn’t matter, because our candidate is always less awful than their candidate.

  45. 45

    After all, Trump did ask his supporters to vote twice.

    Hey babblin’ butthole – did you follow your orange dear leader’s command?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-encourages-supporters-to-vote-twice-which-is-illegal/ar-BB18FQw2

    I fondly remember dimfuk asking yours truly how many times I voted on one election day way back when..

    No repuke troll got between me and my vote. My voted counted. And I voted in compliance with the law. I don’t support vote suppression against anyone or any cheating. That’s Un-American.

  46. 46

    Excuse me while I get all hoity-toity – unlike Puddy I mail my donations in. It’s so beneath one to have to do it in such a way as delivering it by hand (I hope he’s wearing a mask and not spreading his germy germs), but I must go look at my balloning bank accounts and 401k.

    Social Security – is that for po folk?

  47. 47

    “President Donald Trump’s already long-shot efforts to reverse an apparent win for President-elect Joe Biden by challenging votes in courts suffered three big setbacks in Arizona, Michigan and Pennylvania on Friday.

    “In Arizona, Trump’s campaign dropped a legal challenge of a number of ballots in Maricopa County, saying Biden’s overall lead in the state is too large for the disputed ballots to make a difference. …

    “In Michigan, where Biden last week was projected as the winner last week, a judge declined a request by Trump backers to block the certification of election results in Detroit.

    “And in Pennsylvania, Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar said she has determined not to order a recount and a recanvass of the election return in 67 counties. For a recount to be ordered, Trump would have to be losing by less than .5% of the votes cast. But Biden’s lead over Trump was 49.8% to Trump’s 48.9% as of Friday afternoon in the Keystone State, which has 20 Electoral votes.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/13/trump-drops-ballot-court-challenge-in-arizona-biden-lead-too-big.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: It’s not like Trump’s challenges ever had any merit. As we all know, their real purpose is separating the suckers from their money.

  49. 49

    ok, so I figured I’d do what I said I would do and I was pretty curious to do it regardless.

    But I went into the Fidelity website to look at pas history. Per the website I can only go back fo a 10 year period. So I choose the allowable periods of 11/13/2010 to 01/01/2017, and 01/01/2017 to yesterday.

    I’ve mentioned here before that I pretty much keep all my money in a Stable Value Fund. It gets on average squat for gains. At times I dabled in more riskier funds but probably traded at wrong times.

    And I know that the periods are of different times. And as I type maybe I should go back and only use the same length of period from 01/01/17 backwards as of today and compare the same time frames.

    But the first period it reports (on their report – not my calculations) that I gained 18.4%, and then 8.9% Personal Rate of Return. I know there are other variables (I think) and I think what needs to be done is divide each by the durtion or period and then that makes them apples to apples?

  50. 50

    ok…I just went in and did from 03/01/13 to 01/01/17 and the Personal Rate of Return is 10.3%.

    Shitty I know….but looking apples to apples it seems (Roger pleasse confirm if you can) that I did better under Obama’s lesser years than I did in the FUCKHUMP years.

    The FuckHumpsters are so fucking short sighted, they are fucking blind

  52. 52

    @43 These data confirm that America’s productive citizens voted for Biden, while Trump got the trailer trash vote.

    Of course, not all Republicans are broke; you wouldn’t be wrong to think of Doctor Dumbfuck as trailer trash with money.

  54. 54

    Biden ends up with 306 EVs to Trump’s 304 EVs in 2016.

    Heh. drumpf bleats “fraud” in public but in private the freak is quietly relieved that Biden isn’t black..

    That would have been the ultimate humiliation for the freak next to failing to kill the ACA.

    Shit it isn’t that the Senator from MBNA, foot in mouth Joe is so great – imho he isn’t..

    It’s that the ONE TERM orange dear leader to the trolls, that miserable impeached failure is

    so awful.. so truly awful..

  55. 55

    Maybe you just sucked or a hesitant investore before.

    gleeman,

    You never pay attention to the details. That’s why you are the other butt of all our jokes. Puddy withdrew his investments when the market tanked in 2014 under Obummer. You can ask PortaPotty for a crazed database replay. Puddy explained Puddy’s rationale and Puddy told the old senile wabidiot why Puddy did it. Then under Trump the market skyrocketed and Puddy got in near the beginning early 2017 and voila! Now when the market went south earlier this year the wife yelled at me about the paper losses, but we rode the curve and we doing great again. Butt, we are skeptical over all these socialistic policies BiteME! would implement with Harris’ guidance. Wife retires next year and so we want to be safe. Hence we are looking for a potential outage again because we believe the market will suck again with dummocretins leading the whitey house!

  58. 58

    14,
    Trump and the entire GOP called 304 a LANDSLIDE!
    Reagan and the entire GOP called 50.7% a MANDATE!

    It was all decided long ago according to RAPEPUBLICAN RULES.
    With 50.8% of the popular vote and 304 EVs Biden’s tremendous, LANDSLIDE victory is a MANDATE from the American People to wipe out Trumpalos forever!

  59. 59

    Puddy withdrew his investments when the market tanked in 2014 under Obummer.

    You’re a dumbass…

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/07/23/historical-stock-market-returns-under-every-us-president/?sh=148b7017faaf

    Top two Presidents are:

    1) Bill Clinton and

    2) Barack Obama..

    And the latter is a miracle considering we had to dig out of the George Dumbya Bush depression.. And Bill Clinton dug us out of the Papa Bush mini-depression too but who’s counting?

    Oh who’s Empty Suit Bush?? Some guy who is not “in” with teh orange set?

  60. 60

    A Michigan lawyer for Donald Trump’s campaign filed a case in the wrong court. Lawsuits in Arizona and Nevada were dropped. A Georgia challenge was quickly rejected for lack of evidence. His Pennsylvania legal team just threw in the towel.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/13/trump-legal-team-cases-dropped-436492

    Sorry babblin’ butthole… as your partner in slime would say, bleating BENEATH the slime at the bottom of the troll barrel:

    “Think on your sins”

    As your mumble and prostrate yourself before sky daddy and hand over yet another insurance premium to your kult.

    Sunset is at 4:32 pm

  61. 61

    And dimfuk:

    “stink from your sins”

    misogyny, rape fantasies, porno addiction, unhinged GREED…

    Damn! Why didn’t I come up with that sooner?

  63. 63

    Looking over old comments from 4 years ago. And I spied that brain dead gun nut troll proud boi little maxwipe…

    Where are you now little maxwipe teh proud boi?

    Your guy Biden won!

  64. 64

    “After spending decades bankrolling causes and politicians that fueled America’s increasingly ugly and hostile national divide, … Charles Koch told The Wall Street Journal … Friday that he now wants to focus on bridging the gap he helped create. ‘Boy, did we screw up. What a mess,’ is how the Donald Trump supporter characterizes his partisan battles ….

    “Now Koch claims he wants to work across party lines …. Koch also congratulated President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris on their victory. He said he looked forward to ‘finding ways to work with them ….'”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/charles-koch-wall-street-journal-change-of-heart_n_5faf0af0c5b6d05e86e6e743

    Barf bags are available on the seat back in front of you.

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