Dear Reagan Dunn,

What a bold move you’ve made in blacklisting The Stranger from your AG campaign press releases. Is it a coincidence that Rob McKenna is also passing over The Stranger? Or is this a recent addition to the Washington State Republican Party platform?

I couldn’t help but notice that The Stranger was blacklisted after their recent acquisition of a certain potty-mouthed, muckraking, filthy, blogging asset from HorsesAss.

Just so you know, since Goldy’s departure, we gone to great lengths to clean up our act. We’ve not uncovered even a single Republican beating up his Mother, we’ve not exposed even one lethal mix of cronyism and incompetence in a top federal agency, we’ve eschewed asking pointed questions about potential brain damage in members of your caucus, and we have made (mild) jokes about Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Why, just recently we rebranded the blog:

The New HorsesAss…Same great flavor, 50% less “fuck.”

Besides that, at the New HorsesAss we are so totally not obsessed with the size of your enormous closets….

I think it’s clear that, of the two publications, HorsesAss is quickly overtaking The Stranger as the more palatable news source to people with language “sensitivities.” And I note we were the first media to break the news that you were running for AG.

So I was wondering…can you please send HorsesAss the press releases you used to send The Stranger?

Thanks in advance!

Darryl

Via Politico:

…Politico’s Ken Vogel has confirmed that former King County Executive Ron Sims has resigned his senior post at the federal department of Housing and Urban Development. He then wonders if it has anything to do with Monday’s decision by Gov. Chris Gregoire to retire after two terms. Sims lost to Gregoire in the 2004 Democratic primary.

An announcement of a gubernatorial bid from Jay Inslee is imminent. Would a Sims run throw a wrench into the works with the top two primary? I doubt it…we’ll still have a Democrat (probably Inslee) running against McKenna.

Could it be that Sims is really eying a congressional race in the 1st or 7th LD? My gut feeling is that Sims is much, much more interested in an executive position than a legislative position….

I watched most of the Republican debate this evening, and I’ve got to say, it is good news for Obama. He’ll win re-election.

This isn’t partisan wishful thinking on my part. I don’t make the same claim for the Inslee—McKenna race for Washington governor. I have my (very strong) preferences, but the outcome of that race is far from clear.

There isn’t much uncertainty left in the 2012 presidential race. Obama will win, absent of some sort of catastrophe.

You know, some scandal like Obama or Biden shooting a friend in the face, or outing a CIA covert agent, or firing numerous “non-compliant” U.S. attorneys, or getting busted lying about warrant-less domestic spying on Americans, or starting an illegal rendition program, or authorizing torture of prisoners, or misplacing palettes of $6.7 billion U.S. currency. Stuff like that.

I mean, that shit would absolutely sink any President’s chances at a second term…bar none (unless he is a Republican).

Here’s what I have learned from the debate. The Republican candidates (except for Ron Paul) are situated sharply to the right. Ron Paul is a Libertarian kook off in some other political dimension, with zero chance of making it through the primary, but the rest of the pack are extremists! Extremists of the teabagging ilk.

Seriously…at one point (here), a Mainstream Republican in the audience pointed out that he was feeling left out, and asked what candidates would do to take a balanced approach that would include him. Mr. Santorum started out the discussion by pointing out how he had eliminated welfare and set up the template for eliminating other entitlements, like Ryan’s proposals to end Medicade, food stamps. He then pointed out that the “Teaparty is a great backstop for America.” It came off more than a little cccccrazy and not at all inclusive of the mainstream Republican questioner. Bachmann was next and gave a slightly less crazy answer(!)—the Teabaggers R U, she said. Herman Cain started his answer pointing out that the Teabaggers are “not too negative and not too critical.”

Mmm’kay then…feel better, Mr. Mainstream Republican?

Another amusing example of candidates trying to out-crazy each other can be found in the extended exchange on NASA beginning at 7:00 here including the Newtster’s claim that “we’re not a developed country” because of NASA (8:06). What the fuck?

All of the candidates reject the TARP and auto bailouts (at 5:28). So fuck you Detroit! Even Herman Cain, who once support TARP, explains his flip-flop (2:10). The candidates spent most of this debate trying to out-wingnut and out-teabag each other. (Except Paul, who was just being himself—quite sensible about 40% of the time, a lunatic 40% of the time, and too incomprehensible to really tell 20% of the time.)

Everyone knows that candidates swing toward the extremes of their base during primaries and bounce back to the center during the general election. But things are different now. The Teabaggers have dragged Republican candidates not just to the right, but to the extreme right. As they maneuver to out teabag each other, their statements and positions are captured in audio or video in an easy-to-disseminate format.

In the mean time we have Barack Obama, who will not be seriously challenged in the primary. He’s a centrist. He sold himself as a centrist in 2008, and has pretty much lived up to it (or down to it if you are significantly to the left of Obama). He has a solid grip on the center, and he will sit there like a rock through the primary season while the Republicans joust over who is the teabaggiest of them all. The winner of the Republican primary will come out looking like Paul Ryan on Oxycontin wielding the mighty Loofah of conservatism, and will to battle his/her way back to the center, where Obama will be firmly entrenched.

A hope for the Republican might have been to adopt the Bush 2004 strategy: “TERRORISTS, TERRORISTS, EVERYWHERE!” But, oops…Obama killed bin Laden.

He’ll win.

It has long been suspected that Gov. Christine Gregoire would decline running for third term in 2012. Several media sources are now reporting that Gregoire will make her retirement “official” at a 10:00 AM press conference today.

Gregoire’s statement clears the way for an announcement from Rep. Jay Inslee (D-WA-01) that he will be running for the office. Expect an announcement soon.

Unless something really odd happens because of the top-two primary system, Fall of 2012 should bring us a choice between Inslee and State Attorney General, Rob McKenna (R).

Thom: What American has given up for the Bush tax cuts?

Patriotic millionaires have a Message to Congress: “Tax Me”.

Washington Supreme Court rules medical marijuana patients can be fired for testing positive for marijuana:

Liberal Viewer: FAUX News hates solar power?

Weiner Weird & Woeful Week:

• Maddow points out Santorum’s discordant positions on Weiner and Ensign.
• Ed: Can Weiner survive?
• Ann Telnaes: Weiner’s lies.
• Young Turk: Should Weiner resign?
• Second City: Plausible Deniability
• Jon Stewart’s Press Conference
• Bill Maher and Jane Lynch give dramatic reading of Weiner’s dirty messages (via Political Carnival):
• Sam Seder: Media becomes blind to all but Weinergate
• Newsy: Congress runs from twitter and Weiner scandal.
• Maddow: The post-Bill Clinton modern American political sex-scandal Consequence-o-Meter.
• Young Turks: Why do men cyber cheat?

Thom: Republicans hold U.S. and world economy ransom.

Mark Fiore: Dogboy and Mr. Dan tackle the debt ceiling.

Herman Cain:

• Ed: Anti-gay psychotalk from Herman Cain.
• Herman Cain on gays, guns and abortion
• Young Turks: Anti-Muslim comments on Glenn Beck by Herman Cain.
• Sam Seder: Herman Cain wants bills to be smaller than half a pizza.

Rep. Jay Inslee (D-WA-01) leads discussion on Northwest biofuels.

Thom: Is Jon Steward single-handedly bringing down FAUX News?

Patriotic millionaires for America.

Palin around with Craaaaaazzzzzy!!

• Ann Telnaes: Palin’s free ride
• Sarah Palin’s totally home moves from her totally-not-a-campaign tour (via Slog).
• Sam Seder: “Darn tootin’ I was right about Paul Revere!”
• Young Turks: are Palin and Bachmann at war?
• Newsy: Crowdsourcing Sarah.

Politico: Norm Coleman’s (R-MN) ping-pong diplomacy.

White House: West Wing Week.

Jobs:

• Young Turks: Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) suggests government employees should “find a real job”
• Thom: Working for the government IS a real job.
• Ed: Some psychotalk from Rep. Paul Broun.
• Young Turks: Walmart allows unions…outside of U.S.
• Jon: One Nation, Overdrawn (via OneGoodMove).
• Cenk: Where are the jobs BILLS, Republicans?

Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA) on new doppler radar system.

Cenk: Is Rep. Vern Buchanan (R-FL) corrupt?

Thom: The vast Sesame Street conspiracy.

Rob McKenna announces:

Young Turks: Alabama’s draconian new immigration law.

Sam Seder: Rush pwned by caller on taxes, stimulus or oxy.

Newtany

• Young Turks: Newt in a world of trouble.
• Newsy: Staff calls it quits.

Pap: America’s new service society.

Young Turks: MA Rep. thinks crimes against illegal immigrants is okay.

Lawrence O’Donnell: Saying no to Norquist.

Maddow with Cenk: GOP now going after privatization of Social Security?

Thom: Kids say the darnedest things (about Bush and Cheney).

Mittens:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Jennifer Granholm on Mitt Romney eating his own and flip-floping.
• Young Turks: Rush attacks Mittens over global warming.
• Welcome to Detroit Mitt Romney.
• Not the homecoming he expected.
• Young Turks: Mittens gay rights dodge.

Stephen: The Word — Hear no evil.

Young Turks: Rush mocks Cenk, the postmortem.

ONN: Antigay Senator’s horse affair caught on tape.

Bill Maher and Jane Lynch give dramatic reading of Weiner’s dirty messages (via Political Carnival).

Young Turks: Guilliani for 2012—irrelevant.

Thom: So…who’s pushing Granny over the cliff?

Maddow: Anti-choice nut-jobs shoots self in foot re: contraception.

Pawlenty Cuts Self:

• Cenk: Pawlenty’s disastrous economic “plan”
• Newsy: Pawlenty’s “bold” economic plan

Santorum wants constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stranger reporter David Goldstein, a.k.a. Goldy, provides more details on the incident last night at McKenna’s campaign kicker in which Goldy was blocked from attending the post speech press conference.

The campaign was specifically targeting The Stranger for exclusion, as the publication did not receive an invitation…and they essentially told Goldy as much. McKenna’s campaign communications coordinator Adam Faber told Goldy that “he wasn’t invited” and he couldn’t get in. Nevertheless, Goldy observed that Erik Smith, the right-wing whack-job who writes for Washington State Wire “also lacked campaign-approved credentials, but Reagan Dunn personally ushered him in.” So…it wasn’t that Goldy showed up uninvited (as did Smith)…it was that Goldy and The Stranger are specifically blacklisted.

Here is the audio Goldy captured beginning a few seconds into the conversation:

[audio:http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2011/06/09/1307655150-faber.mp3]

Goldy muses:

It’s an odd idea that candidates for public office (let alone an open government champion) should get to pick and choose which professional journalists get to attend their press conferences—and yes, that paycheck I get from The Stranger makes me a professional journalist, so suck it up. Granted, I haven’t exactly written glowing prose about McKenna, but politics is a tough business, and besides, it’s not like denying me access is going to stop me from writing.

An interesting irony in this exchange comes at about 1:50:

Goldy: And I could have been at the Tom Skerritt happy hour this evening…

Faber: Well…he looked great on that cover you had the other day.

Huh…So Adam Faber, the communications coordinator, reads (or at a minimum checks out the cover of) The Stranger—the publication his campaign has blacklisted?!?

What a bunch of hypocritical assholes!

There are warning signs here. The McKenna campaign, right out of the starting gate, is engaging in thuggery. “Open government champion,” my ass. This feel a hell of a lot like the tactics of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker….

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the hooker that diapered and fucked Sen. Vitter was also sexting with Rep. Weiner?

(H/T Slog)

In 2004, King County Superior Court Judge William Downing issued a controversial ruling that same-sex couples could marry. The Seattle Times, sprung to action to find out where candidates in state-wide races stood:

…King County Councilman Rob McKenna, criticized the ruling’s wording as too broad and said its argument that there is no compelling state interest to deny marriage to two people in a committed relationship could leave marriage open to blood relatives or those practicing polygamy.

“It threatens to destroy all standards we apply to the right of marriage,” he said.

McKenna didn’t quite go as far as describing “man-on-dog” relationships, but the rest sure sounds like the nutty rhetoric of former Sen. Rick Santorum:

Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. […] In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality — […]

The idea is that the state doesn’t have rights to limit individuals’ wants and passions. I disagree with that.

For what it is worth, the American Anthropological Association—you know, the folks who study humans and their cultures, cross-culturally and historically—take exception to both Santorum’s and McKenna’s narrow, conservative view of marriage and family:

The results of more than a century of anthropological research on households, kinship relationships, and families, across cultures and through time, provide no support whatsoever for the view that either civilization or viable social orders depend upon marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution. Rather, anthropological research supports the conclusion that a vast array of family types, including families built upon same-sex partnerships, can contribute to stable and humane societies.

But back in 2004, McKenna could express his inner-Santorum because he had an easy out:

McKenna said that although he agrees with the Defense of Marriage Act, his personal opinions would not enter into how he argued a court case.

That was then…this is now. As Governor McKenna, Rob’s personal opinions would have a huge impact on the lives of Washingtonians. His opinion would help inform decisions to sign or veto bills and how the legislation is executed. He would have the bully pulpit for setting the legislative agenda.

We are on the journey to learn whether Washingtonians are ready and willing to put a little Santorum in the governor’s mansion.

(h/t)

Update: In which Stranger reporter and HorsesAss religion correspondent David (Goldy) Goldstein gets pissed on by the McKenna campaign.

I can think of one circumstance under which Rep. Weiner should resign: he makes a pact with Sen. Vitter and they both fall on their swords (figuratively) and go away.

Think about it. The calculus is right. Weiner flirted at a distance with women. Vitter hired a prostitute to play out his diaper fantasies. Roughly speaking, Vitter’s crime (yes…he actually broke the law) is many times worse than Weiner’s stupid, ill-advised, boorish, but not illegal, e-flirting.

A simplistic model would value a Senate seat as worth about 4.38 (=438/100) times the value of a house seats, giving the paired resignations impacts roughly commensurate with the respective offenses.

You know what is totally unacceptable?

Answer: Assholes calling for Rep. Weiner’s resignation without applying the same moral standards to Sen. Vitter. Because that is blatant, ugly, stupid, repulsive hypocrisy.

Rep. Reince Priebus is an asshole for his blatant, ugly, stupid, repulsive hypocrisy.

And to be clear, by “same moral standards”, I mean standards that consider the seriousness of the allegations. Vitter broke the law at the same time he was committing adultery by fucking a prostitute. Maybe you believe sexting is a form of adultery. I believe most people would recognize sexting as less of a violation of ones vows in partnership than physically fucking a prostitute—which, at the very minimum, has the potential for more serious complications like STDs or extramarital pregnancies. Honest politicians and pundits shouldn’t treat Weiner any worse, for an offence far less serious, than they have (or will) treat Vitter.

I’ll call for neither of them to resign…as happened in 2010 for Vitter, we should leave it to the voters to decide.

Unless, of course, Weiner and Vitter agree to resign together.

Please join us tonight for an evening of politics under the influence at the Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally. We meet at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Starting time is 8:00 pm, but feel free to join some of us for an earlier dinner.

Every time Sarah Palin makes a statement to the media, God kills an historian:

Not in Seattle? There is a good chance you live near one of the 228 other chapters of Drinking Liberally.

Okay…Rep. Weiner’s press conference wasn’t the world’s weirdest—that title still has to go to former Gov. Sanford’s “post-Appalachian hiking” trip presser.

The weirdness was at the front end. When I tuned in the live stream just before 1:00 pm local time, there was Andrew Breitbart, the person who broke the Weiner story, at the podium. And he hung out at the podium answering questions for a long time, leading one reporter to ask via Twitter whether the press had been duped into some sort of Breitbart publicity stunt. The press has developed a partial skepticism of Breitbart, something he earned by breaking previous stories that ended up being dead wrong and based on doctored or misleading videos. You know…the phony ACORN “scandal” and the “Shirley Sherrod is a racist” bullshit.

In this case however…Breitbart got the story pretty much correct.

When Breitbart finished there was a long break before Weiner took the podium.

Weiner fought back the tears as he confessed to and profusely apologized for having inappropriate tweets, emails, and a couple of phone calls with about six women over three years. He made clear that he never met any of them in person and never had sex with them. He met them on Facebook.

Weiner also admitted to lying to everyone about that initial tweet—with the photo of his inflated briefs—which he meant to PM and tweeted instead. The suggestion that his Twitter account had been hacked was a lie, he confessed. He apologized to everyone—his wife, their families, his constituents, the Seattle woman whose life was disrupted by this, his staff (meaning, I believe, his congressional staff), and The Press. Christ…he even apologized to Breitbart.

It took a follow-up question to ask if he would resign. No, he won’t. And then he answered reporter’s questions frankly and earnestly. No…his wife and he were not going to split. Yes, they love each other. Yes, she was disappointed. He admitted to lying about the tweets because he was embarrassed and didn’t want to get caught. And, over and over again, he kept “taking full responsibility” and apologizing.

He also kept pointed out that what he did was stupid. But not illegal. So that was the presser.

I have to say…I am not surprised. Even without surprise, I am a little disappointed in Weiner. That’s why I haven’t had much to say about the scandal, except for having a little fun at Dick Cheney’s expense. Seriously, I cannot get too worked up about flirting via social media. What he did doesn’t arise to much (so to speak…in another sense it raises surprisingly….).

Where I do fault Weiner is…STUPIDITY! Public figures should not flirt via social media. Not because of any legal or even ethical questions. No…because it invites scandal, precisely of the type we have here. So Weiner acted stupidly.

This is the same point I made for former Rep. Christopher Lee, who wasn’t simply engaging in flirting, exactly. Rather, he was trolling for sex via Craigslist using his real name, but claiming to be a lobbyist:

Lying, willingness to break his marriage vows…and sheer stupidity! Seriously…the dude didn’t even change his name and then sends the woman a topless photo of himself. Was he trying to create a public scandal?

Lee’s “activities” should be several orders of magnitude over Weiner’s on the sheer stupidity scale. But given that Weiner kept sending flirtatious tweets after Lee’s insta-resignation raises his stupidity level one order of magnitude below that of Lee.

Somewhere in between them is former Sen. Larry Craig, whose wide stance and toe-tapping turned into disorderly conduct. Stupid.

And then there is the stupidity of Sen. Vitter, whose sexual fantasies involved trans-infantile activities with a hooker, and former Gov. Elliot Spitzer who just liked very high price hookers. These guys were sort of stupid, and they both broke the law. They both left enough clues to get caught. And one of them is a flaming “family values” hypocrite. Oddly, he’s the one still in office.

And then there is the uber-stupidity of former Sen. Ensign and former Sen. Edwards. They had affairs whilst in the public spotlight. They were both busted as “family values” hypocrites. And they both took actions to cover up their scandals that involved large sums of money. Now they are both at risk of doing time for their alleged crimes. And that’s just super-stupid!

But almost nothing tops the stupidity of former Gov. Sanford, whose flirtations (Weiner-magnitude stupidity) via email turned into a full-blown affair (about Craig-level stupidity). So he concocted a story about hiking the Appalachian trail, ditched his security detail, left his car at the Atlanta airport, flew to Argentina, and thought nobody would notice for ten days. That’s Vitter—Spitzer stupid, at least. Oh…and he my have used state money to hook-up with his paramour, money he later reimbursed to the state (near-Ensign—Edwards stupid). It doesn’t look like Sanford is going to jail. But what puts Sanford at the top of the stupid politician stupidity scale was the interviews he gave shortly after his “hiking” trip:

In emotional interviews with the AP over two days, he said he would die “knowing that I had met my soul mate.” […]

Sanford insisted his relationship with Maria Belen Chapur, whom he met at an open air dance spot in Uruguay eight years ago, was more than just sex.

“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”

Too! Much! Information!!!!

In sum…It’s the stupidity, stupid!

So, Weiner…install some Constituent Control and Monitoring Software on your computers, and get back to work.

Late night comedians feast on Palin and take a bite out of Weiner.

Sam Seder: Taxpayer-funded helicopter takes Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) to son’s little league game.

SCTV: The Maria Shriver make-up makeover.

Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA-07): Republicans want to destroy Medicare to save it?!?:

Young Turks: KKK protests Westboro Baptist Church (Darryl: Anyone wanna pitch in to contribute a case of hand grenades to each side?).

Stephen on G.P.P. pandering debt ceiling game (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Ann Telnaes: Unofficial photos from Obama’s trip.

Seattle attorney arrested for keying cars.

Sam Seder: Republicans would fund a reality show before food safety.

Sen. Paul Goes All Nazi On Us:

• Newsy: Rand Paul calls for prison for LISTENING to radical speech?!?
• Young Turks: Rand Paul’s fascist side.
• Thom: Senator Rand Paul & his new McCarthy-esque witch hunt

Mitt 2.0 (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Congressional candidate Roger Goodman wants to legalize medical marijuana dispensaries.

Obama: A resurgent auto industry.

Mark Fiore: Snuggly new friend Autopen signs the Patriot Act.

Pap: Teabaggers try to rewrite history.

Thom: Republican budget cuts lead to a man drowning as first responders stand by helplessly.

Stephen on Cell phone radiation (via TalkingPointsMemo).

White House: West Wing Week.

Cenk: Serial job killiers hypocrite Republicans blame Obama after opposing virtually everything he introduces.

Wisconsin G.O.P. caught on tape planning to run ‘Spoiler Candidates’ in June recall elections.

Weiner’s Wiener’s Woes:

• Newsy: Weiner “Can’t say with certitude….”
• Young Turks: Weinergate is B.S.
• Jon does Weiner’s wiener (via Political Wire):
• FAUX News and friends phallus fun (via TalkingPointsMemo).
• Young Turks: Weinergate? No…Breitbart is a fraud.
• NYC Reporter has “altercation” in Weiner’s office (via TalkingPointsMemo).
• Newsy: Weiner calls Twitter hack a distraction.
• Maddow does Rep. Weiner
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Takes Bill-O to task over sex scandal.
• Young Turks: Evidence Rep. Weiner was hacked.

Thom: Fighting back in the Republican War on Workers™.

Ed and Pap: Dimwit Republicans follow dimwit leaders.

Newsy: Rudy!

Obama speaks at Memorial Day Service.

Young Turks: Republican’s skewed ideas about taxes.

Florida’s Teabaggy Gov. Rick Scott Stimulus Flippity Floppy:

• Maddow: Gov. Scott stimulus hypocrisy.
• Cenk: Governor Scott busted on stimulus hypocrisy.

Rep. Jay Inslee (D-WA-01) offers wounded warrior amendment.

Thom: Who is killing net neutrality?

Young Turks: Donald Trump might be back in!!!

Romney: Same candidate, different positions?!?

Thom: Break up California!

ONN: Nation’s problems caused by being built on ancient Indian burial ground.

Maddow: Thaddeus McCotter resurrects REO Speedwagen.

Young Turks: Hollywood’s liberal bias.

The Caucus: The week in politics.

Cenk: Republicans double down on Ryan’s disastrous Medicare “transformation” program (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Gov. Chris Christie’s very busy week.

DNC Chair: Romney’s failed jobs record.

Palin Around with Crazy:

• Young Turks: Sarah Palin steals Mitt Romney’s thunder.
• Jon: Driving Miss Crazy (via OneGoodMove).
• Sarah Palin makes another deposit in her Stoopid Statement Bank About Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride (via Political Wire):
• Tweety: Sarah Palin’s version of the midnight ride.
• Young Turks: Who funds Sarah’s tour bus?
• Maddow: Sarah Palin channels Vladimir Putin.
• What just happened to The Mittster in NH?
• Cenk: Palin takes Mitt’s lunch money.
• Ann Telnaes: smellin’ The Emissions.
• Young Turks: A pair of quitters share some Pizza
• Palintology: Sarah Palins debt ceiling theory is stupid and uninformed
• Cenk: The Mommy Grizzlys versus the Plastic Man.

Cenk: Of Course Senator bought by Goldman Sachs.

Thom: “Buy our Republican plan or we’ll shoot Grandma!”.

Maddow: Wingnuts out extreming each other on abortion.

SCTV: Can you WHO me now?

Young Turks: Teabaggers try to kill Medicare.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

It was June 3rd, 2008 when Barack and Michelle took part in something destined to be call “the fist bump heard ’round the world.”

Conservative reporters, commentators, pundits, and comment thread trolls attributed all sorts of nefarious meanings to the simple act. Clearly, it was some kind of sign of the future first couple’s radical Black Panther-esque militancy. Or was it a Terrorist Fist Jab™ asked a FAUX News infotainer? She then brings on a “body language expert” to get to the bottom of it:

But my favorite comes from a FAUX affiliate in Detroit whose expert found much to be admired in the Obamas doing “a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting with one another…” (skip to 1:50):

So…happy Fist Bump Day to all friends of HA.

Oh…and try to take a little time today for fisting your friends.

Not to be outdone by Rep. Weiner, or Canadian politician George Lepp or this pervert from Redmond, or this unbalanced character near Skyway, or this resourceful Bangladeshi woman, Dick Cheney gave his own seven gun salute to the troops for Memorial day when he tweeted an old newspaper photo. It was from a Memorial day wiener roast of the past.

You might say, from Cheney’s glory days….

“Fuck Weiner…. He’s a goddamn whining amateur, isn’t he?” growled Cheney from his undisclosed Twittering location.

“The art is in doing the show without everyone noticing….”, came the next tweet, followed by, “…and making a big goddamn deal out of it. He loses.”

The former VP launched another salvo with, “I win on subtly…seriously, if you get a ‘-gate’ suffix, YOU LOSE!”

With that, Cheney tweeted a link to the Weiner photo:
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“I win on dimensions, no? And you’d better agree with me @Breitbart or I’ll shoot you in the face. LOL!”

Shortly thereafter Cheney either realized or was informed that he was twittering instead of PMing.

The tweets vanished…seemingly flushing right down that hole sitting between the first and the second branches of government.

A few minutes later, Cheney’s final message of Memorial Day was tweeted.

“Goddamn Scooter hacked my account!”

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally meets tonight, and we will be celebrating the 8th anniversary of Drinking Liberally. It all began in a bar in New York…now there are 228 chapters of Drinking Liberally and Living Liberally worldwide.

Please join us for a pint and a toast. We meet at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Starting time is 8:00 pm, but a few folks show up around 7:00 pm for dinner.

Speaking of toast, I can just imagine this clip as the intro to a Palin-on-wheels video with the Lynyrd Skynyrd song That Smell as the sound track:

Can’t make it tonight? The Tacoma Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets on Thursday (June 2nd) at 7:00 pm at the Hub Restaurant, 203 Tacoma Ave S.

(Note…this IS an open thread.)