– Geez Garfield. What a fucking tragedy. There are too many guns.

– What fucking dipshits would vandalize a pride crosswalk?

– Impressive Reckless Driving Record Scores Belltown Hellcat Job at SPD

– Anyway, right would be an excellent opportunity to wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– When the Biden Administration gives them money to do good things, Seattle will do those good things. Here’s money for small businesses to upgrade appliances.

– Man does Seattle need to get its shit together on road safety.

– Man, Centralia.

– Listen. I’m glad she was actually punished, but stopping off at Starbucks instead of going to a domestic violence call is both surprising and typical for a department that stopped investing adult rape for a while.

– Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

During the campaign, a lot of City Council candidates ran on cliches about taking a hard look at the budget to see what could be cut. They were pretty light on specifics, except maybe exempting police from cuts. But now that they are in power, and trying to make cuts, they are finding that no matter how hard the look, the only programs they come up with are good.

They don’t have a mandate for the actual, specific cuts; just vague promises to cut the bad bits or the waste. Of course, they wouldn’t have a mandate if they lost either.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– Fucking Donald Goddam Trump. Go to jail.

– Is Diaz’s replacement going to be even worse? Maybe. Good riddance anyway. Hope someone who can take on crooked cops replaces him.

Man, the Seattle City Council really thought that they could just roll back gig worker protection and there wouldn’t be any opposition. Conservative as they are, none of the new slate ran on it. They just saw some bullshit on KOMO or whatever.

So whoopsadoodle, there was pushback and now they’re delaying the vote. The bill is bad and unpopular and in a decent society, that would be enough to make sure it stays defeated. But sadly we are going to have to keep vigilant. If you live in Seattle and want to let your City Council member know you oppose this, you can let them know here. I recommend calling, or send a request via US mail, but an email will work.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

I have mentioned it over at Bluesky, but in case you aren’t one of the couple dozen people inexplicably following me there: Let The Kids Dance! KUOW’s podcast about the teen dance ordinance is really great. I’m sure it’s the nostalgia, but man it worked on me. Now that it’s done and therefore bingeable, go take it for a whirl. Especially if you grew up in or around Seattle in the 80’s and 90’s.

– Happy? Eid Al-Adha, graduates.

– Does any satire site have the hit rate of The Needling?

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

The proposal to make part of Denny Blane no longer a nude beach is probably misguided. But as I am nothing if not helpful, let me propose a couple of compromises. First make the whole place a Porkey Pig beach. Everyone will be required to wear a shirt and go bottomless.

If that doesn’t satisfy you, let me suggest the left half clothed beach. I believe wit the right (or left!) tailoring and maybe some velcro, we can have a beach where adults see half as many nipples. Will ut be comfortable? No. Will anyone be happy? Also no. The perfect compromise.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– I don’t like this nebulous maybe there will be delays on the 1 Line. It’s not part of my commute, but I have taken it a couple times this week and it has been fine. I would prefer knowing though to plan ahead better.

– Also, there seem to be more 3-car trains recently. Has anyone else noticed that?

– Boeing, get your shit together challenge.

– Donald Trump is such a creep.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– Are you hyped for trailhead direct? It’s coming May 25.

– Thomas and Dexter will be better protected for pedestrians.

– Bad Apples

– The best time to get vaccinated or boosted is when the shots were first available. The second best time is now.

From the state party that brought us conspiracy theories about voters in 2004 to opposing democracy in the current platform comes throw some more Bob Fergusons on the ballot. Maybe confuse the voters. Maybe one of them can siphon off some cash that was meant for actual Bob Ferguson. What bullshit.

Anyway, please get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– Have I mentioned that I am excited to read this book? I picked up a copy and am excited to dig in.

– Seattle should have more density for its own sake, but also, yeah, the state is probably not going to fund as many things if we fuck around.

– Good news for Pioneer Square. A quick response to overdoses will hopefully get people helping.

– Anyway please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– It’s Give Big if one of your favorite local charities participates, now is a good time to give.

– This TwinRay story is bananas.

– Bikes on the West Seattle Bridge.

– Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– I feel like there is always talk about retrofitting Seattle buildings for earthquakes. So it’s a bit surprising that therr are still 1,100 or so buildings that still need to be upgraded.

– BG’s new book looks interesting.

– The zebra story is truly delightful.

– Aaaaaanyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

– Oh man, our electricity infrastructure.

– Oh man, our electricity consumption.

– Let’s go already with e-bike rebates.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.