HorsesAss.Org

  • Home
  • About HA
  • Advertise
  • Archives
  • Donate

Monday

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/24/23, 8:11 am

Finally some dang rain. It was drizzling in Downtown Seattle earlier today when I was walking to work. It’s been more than a month, so good. I hope we can stay cool and that some of the plants can get a drink. Ideally Seattle summer would have one good rainy day a week.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

75 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread.

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/21/23, 8:11 am

Oh goodness. Traffic is going to be a mess in Seattle this weekend. But I hope Taylor Swift’s fans have a blast. And Capitol Hill Block Party goers have a blast. And Bite of Seattle people enjoy it. Some places will be bad to drive and public transportation might be the least comfortable since the pandemic. But you man what a vibrant city.

Anyway, for goodness sake, wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

36 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/19/23, 8:03 am

Have you received your ballot yet? Me too. Have you voted yet? Me either. But fortunately, there are voters guides. Fortunately, there are voter guides.

– My go to since I could vote has been The Stranger. Even though the staff has turned over multiple times, it’s still a good source for Seattle area elections.

– Fuse has a Progressive Voters Guide. It’s always useful.

– If you’re more interested on specific issues, Pro-Choice Washington has a guide.

– And Seattle Bike Blog has a list of relevant endorsements.

– And I fully endorse wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

121 Stoopid Comments

If it’s Monday, it’s Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/17/23, 8:15 am

– SDOT, man.

– Always sad to see planned transit routes not go through.

– Cougar on Haystack Rock, your argument is irrelevant.

– I love seeing the Rent a Ruminant goats around.

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

103 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/14/23, 8:15 am

Where the fuck are the good cops we keep hearing about? Seattle Police have a goddam gravestone of someone they killed in their breakroom. No good cop saw it and put it in the trash? This isn’t the heat of the moment, adrenaline pumping, someone said they saw a weapon; This is calmly mocking a dead kid. Day after day after day after fucking day.

And the Trump flag. Man was being sued for sexually assault at the time of the video. Probably why they stopped investing adult rape. These pieces of shit were waiving the adult rapist flag. In a city that despises him that they swore to protect and serve.

Christ on the Cross. No defund activist, nobody chanting all cops are bastards, no investigation, no lawsuit could make SPD look as bad as they did all by themselves. And every fucking day for who knows how long the good cops left it all up.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

31 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/12/23, 8:08 am

– Ballots are being mailed today. And I still need to research my candidates.

– Megan Rapinoe is going to retire after the end of this World Cup and OL Reign season. What a fantastic career and what fun it has been to see her play.

– This week in garbage mayors: Dean Sawyer of Newport, Oregon.

– This article on poor domestic abuse survivors is a lot.

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

88 Stoopid Comments

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/10/23, 8:14 am

The city of Seattle has had years to figure out ways to deal with homelessness in SoDo ahead of the All Star Game. Really could have got ahead of things, and figured out how to get people housed. Instead, last minute sweeps. Predictable, but not necessary.

We’ll have chances in the future to do this better, but I fear that we won’t. And in any case, this was squandered.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

58 Stoopid Comments

Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/7/23, 8:02 am

– More affordable housing everywhere. Silverdale, heck yes.

Friend of the blog, Dave Neiwert has a new book out.

– Eff Moms For Liberty.

– Wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

109 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Open Thread!!!!!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/5/23, 8:19 am

– Baby orca!!!!

– Burien!!!!

– Get vaccinated!!!!!!

123 Stoopid Comments

Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/30/23, 8:16 am

Theo. What the actual heck? They are a company that claims to care about workers in the chocolate industry, and maybe they do. But this doesn’t apply to their own workers. It’s really disappointing. Gross.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

79 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/28/23, 7:51 am

Carmen Best isn’t going to face any consequences for dishonest and inaccurate statements made during CHOP. And that stinks. But maybe the fact that she did lie means don’t have her on TV. Maybe there should be more caveats when you interview her.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

134 Stoopid Comments

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/26/23, 8:02 am

– I hope you all had a great Pride, even the straight people.

– Spokane, Spokane.

– Oregon will vote on ranked choice.

– Wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

119 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/23/23, 7:57 am

– Fuck those invasive beetles.

– I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed this article about playing in Reign City Riot. What a hoot.

– Joan Walsh is rad, and it’s good that she is going over past mistakes.

– Wash, wash, wash that gunk right outta your hands. And hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

20 Stoopid Comments

Wednesday Morning Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/21/23, 7:52 am

– Look at all those scooters and bikes being used. Great.

– I don’t know enough about the US Attorney who just resigned to maybe run for AG. Would he make a good AG?

– Police should act right or face the consequences.

– You. Yeah, you. Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

75 Stoopid Comments

Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/16/23, 8:15 am

I had heard conservative whinging about graffiti in Seattle being legal. And as always it’s fucking garbage. Seattle Police have to be shamed into investigating adult rape, but they have time to make a case against people who wrote “BLM” in chalk? Chalk. Chalk.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Chalk!

106 Stoopid Comments

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • 23
  • …
  • 209
  • Next Page »

Recent HA Brilliance…

  • Monday Open Thread Monday, 10/13/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 10/10/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 10/10/25
  • Was This What the Righties Wanted All Along? Thursday, 10/9/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 10/8/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 10/7/25
  • Monday Open Thread Monday, 10/6/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 10/3/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 9/30/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 9/26/25

Tweets from @GoldyHA

I no longer use Twitter because, you know, Elon is a fascist. But I do post occasionally to BlueSky at @goldy.horsesass.org

From the Cesspool…

  • Roger Rabbit on Monday Open Thread
  • Jen O Side on Monday Open Thread
  • Cashless Patelski on Monday Open Thread
  • Roger Rabbit on Monday Open Thread
  • The Russians are coming! on Monday Open Thread
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Monday Open Thread
  • Cunts, Twats, Dumb Cunts, Chicks and Bitches on Monday Open Thread
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Monday Open Thread
  • Hey Ladies on Monday Open Thread
  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Monday Open Thread

Please Donate

Currency:

Amount:

Archives

Can’t Bring Yourself to Type the Word “Ass”?

Eager to share our brilliant political commentary and blunt media criticism, but too genteel to link to horsesass.org? Well, good news, ladies: we also answer to HASeattle.com, because, you know, whatever. You're welcome!

Search HA

Follow Goldy

I no longer use Twitter or Facebook because Nazis. But until BlueSky is bought and enshittified, you can still follow me at @goldy.horsesass.org

HA Commenting Policy

It may be hard to believe from the vile nature of the threads, but yes, we have a commenting policy. Comments containing libel, copyright violations, spam, blatant sock puppetry, and deliberate off-topic trolling are all strictly prohibited, and may be deleted on an entirely arbitrary, sporadic, and selective basis. And repeat offenders may be banned! This is my blog. Life isn’t fair.

© 2004–2025, All rights reserved worldwide. Except for the comment threads. Because fuck those guys. So there.