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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/13/26, 10:20 pm

Barack and Michelle Obama announce that the Obama Presidential Center opens June 19

Reign of the Most Popular Guy in the Epstein Files:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп neck rash trolled & — Noem Roasted After Firing
  • Stephen: Oil market chaos & Трамп sez expensive gas is “a small price to pay” & D.C. hot rods
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Shaddap You Face– Little Dotard Edition! ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ GTFO! ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: He Lied To Us
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп’s war in Iran…so far!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ More Body Bags as Dotard Brags ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s an absolute disaster, Iran aspires to attack California & MAGA coalition is cracking
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s lie about Iran school bombing disgraces the American presidency
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard dances while the world burns….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard drops biggest bomb ever on Iran
  • The Resistance: ♫ Don’t Believe a Word ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Oil and gas prices soar amid Трамп’s Iran war, worst energy crisis in decades
  • Parody Project: ♫ If You Only Had a Dog ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ When to wear a hat ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп got to name the war & tankers on fire & Hegseth’s insecurity
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s war in Iran shows he doesn’t know what he’s talking about
  • The God Show: Bless the PBS reporter who broke Трамп’s brain
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп about the Iran war
  • The Late Show: ♫ “Closing Time” by The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ We Still Got Трамп ♬
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ You Give Buildings a Bad Name ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s war is costing over $2 billion a day!
  • David Corn: This may be the worst planned war in history
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA clash over sending troops to Iran & Hegseth splurges on steak & lobster
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Madman in the White House ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп golfs amid Iran war, wears his own merch to honor fallen soldiers & tries to fix next election
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ You Just Leave Your Hat On ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Everything He Touches Turns To Shit ♬
  • Stephen: Трампn sez “war is over” & Hegseth’s shellfish splurge & the Florsheim boys
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп gets terrible, horrible, infuriating news…and he’s DEVASTATED!!!
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Grief and Destruction ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп fires Kristi Noem and wants to pick Iran’s next leader
  • Parody Project: ♫ When Johnny Comes Rolling Home (Iran War) ♬
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп hosts “The Celebrity Ayatollah”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Then Don’t Start A War ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Angel of Death Considers PR Campaign Idea ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп claims Iran war will end soon, suggests school bombing wasn’t U.S. & Hegseth blows billions
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war sparks massive oil crisis as he declares victory at bizarre rally
  • LegalEagle: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s Most Illegal War Yet
  • Stephen Colbert: Iran’s new iron fist & Трамп under fire for undignified transfer & not learning your damn language
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explaining why he wore a hat at Dover
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Even the Dopes are Getting Wise to Трамп ♬
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп declares war on Asian carp
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп tries to name a new leader of Iran
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Uno Pendejo Blanco ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wears disgusting MAGA merch hat at fallen troops ceremony
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Iran war propaganda videos show the depths of his depravity
  • The Resistance: ♫ A Fish Starts To Stink At The Head ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп thinks we’re as dumb as he is, gaslights us on oil prices & Hegseth’s a sensitive snowflake

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

More Perfect Union: The secret reason you can’t buy a house

The Worst of the Rest:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Kristi Noem is an Unemployed Bird Legged… ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Next Golden Opportunity? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bondi, Bondi! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: BUSTED! Team Трамп blew BILLIONS on fruit basket stands, donuts and crab?!
  • SNL: Hegseth Iran presser
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Pete Hegseth is an Idiot ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Markwayne Mullin—Трамп’s pick to replace Kristi Noem might be WORSE:

  • Jon Stewart: GOP’s next-level hypocrisy on Minnesota ICE protests, 2nd Amendment & Epstein files
  • Stella Magz’s opinion: Pete Hegseth is a FRAUD
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Steve Witkoff—Rich, Dumb, and Dangerous ♬
  • LegalEagle: Bondi demands the DOJ be exempt from ethics oversight
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Markwayne Mullin, Watch Out He Bites! ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Guess That’s Why I’m Wearing Clown Shoes ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk’s sympathy tour scores her another job
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Behind Closed Doors (Kristi and Corey edition) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Not Thinking of the Epstein Files AGAIN ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Fixin’-To-Vote-Rag ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Say Goodbye, Dear Kristi Noem ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Where Is The Line ♬

John Oliver: USAID

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:31 pm

    Our fighting forces should eat MREs, not steak and lobster.

    Those delicacies should only be paid for by the government when the people eating them are sucking on the government teat:

    DataRepublican (small r)
    @DataRepublican

    🚨 SNAP Shock: Far many more millions in Food Aid Spent on 🦀 King Crab, 🦞 Lobster & 🥩 Steaks than the Department of War 🇺🇸

    From an official government research study of $6.58 billion dollars in SNAP expenditures, $1.9 million dollars were spent on king crab, $2.2 million dollars were spent on lobster and $28.4 million on select beef loins.

    Federal SNAP spending in 2024 was $99.8 billion. Scaled up, that means SNAP recipients spent $28.8 million dollars on king crab, $33.36 million dollars on lobster, and $430.75 million on steaks.

    DoW spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $15.1 million on ribeye steak.

    Ask any journalist pushing the “Hegseth is spending money on lobster” propaganda if they’re willing to cut out those categories for SNAP recipients. They will not be.

    6:24 AM · Mar 12, 2026

  2. Rettosc spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:48 pm

    Vacuous Trill, please just shut up and go away.

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