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by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/22/25, 7:56 am

Probably going to be light posting from me through the end of the year.

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  1. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:08 am

    Too bad Mary Kay put her foot down on a wanker panzer for the kreepee troll.

    How the Cybertruck’s design may have trapped crash survivors in flames – Washington Post

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/interactive/2025/cybertruck-crash-design-lawsuit/

    We were told by the troll it woulda been great for the kids.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:28 am

    Josh Shapiro smiles.

    Kevin Kiley
    @KevinKileyCA

    California is the Fraud Capital of America:

    $32 billion in unemployment fraud
    $24 billion in homeless funds “lost”
    $18 billion on nonexistent bullet train
    $650 million on scrapped 911 system.

    A scathing report from the State Auditor just identified 8 separate state agencies as “high-risk.” This means they exhibit serious “waste, fraud, abuse, or mismanagement,” costing taxpayers billions. The number has doubled during Newsom’s tenure.

    9:20 AM · Dec 21, 2025

    Even Tim Walz is glad to see this. Takes a bit of the heat off.

  3. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:32 am

    oranges pants shitter is jonesing to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Venezuela..

    For oil? hmmmm… sure but there might be other considerations:

    https://youtu.be/uz1WtfNPZkw?si=J23r_0epAupKZASM

    Check out where Lady G is getting its marching orders.

  4. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:53 am

    Josh Shapiro smiles.

    As does kreepee dumbfuck..

    “I don’t say the word ‘fascist.’ I don’t say ‘Nazi.’ I don’t talk like that, and I don’t think that that’s constructive,” Shapiro said. “I’ve got policy differences from the president. I think his policies on tariffs are hurting Pennsylvania. I’m not afraid to say that, but I think you’ve got to say it and communicate that in a respectful, constructive way.”

    Other Democratic politicians aren’t as courteous.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/10/30/pennsylvania-democrats-shapiro-trump-voters/

    kreepee dumbfuck’s fav dems are those that are “respectful” and “courteous” to a corrupt pathological narcissist. And the tariff debacle is just a “policy difference” instead of a megalomaniacal ego trip.

    yawwwn.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:53 am

    60 Minutes: “We’ve got a story about four Venezuelan migrants who claim they were abused at CECOT.”

    Bari Weiss: “OK, including the NYT reporting and that of others we’re up to seven now. This is no longer news. And they’re illegals, not “migrants”. Do you have anything that is newsworthy?

    60 Minutes: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 8:57 am

    @ 4

    YLB confirms that to capture and hold the attention of low-information liberals the talking heads are required to abuse the terms Nazi and fascist.

    Because otherwise

    yawwwn.”

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:06 am

    @ 4, 6

    US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel will say 2025 has been “a really great year for fascism”, when he delivers this year’s Alternative Christmas Message on Channel 4.

    Jimmy Kimmel needs viewers, and for it to be worth YLB’s viewing time certain vocabulary content is necessary.

    Off the record, BBC was informed that Kimmel will offer a sieg heil salute, to ensure that YLB does not change the channel mid-monologue.

  8. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:10 am

    And they’re illegals, not “migrants”.

    Who were they?

    DHS has since argued that each man sent to Venezuela had been “verified” as a gang member. But evidence shows that DHS used a “validation guide” which permitted people to be “validated” as gang members based solely on tattoos, clothing, or even being seen in a photograph with someone else DHS believed to be a gang member.

    Making matters worse, experts on Tren de Aragua state that the gang doesn’t even use tattoos; meaning the entire premise of many of the “validations” carried out by DHS was faulty. As a result, many of those imprisoned in El Salvador were entirely innocent of any connection to gangs or criminality.

    Most importantly, none of the men brought to the detention center in Texas were permitted any opportunity to challenge their designation as a gang member — they were simply hustled onto planes on March 15 and sent to El Salvador before they knew what was happening. In many cases, officials outright lied to the men before the planes took off, saying that they would be deported to Venezuela…

    The men who were imprisoned in CECOT had cases in a variety of procedural postures. Some had already lost their cases and, like the Council’s client Edicson Quintero Chacón, were actively hoping to be deported back to Venezuela, while others had pending cases and strong asylum claims that had yet to be heard. Some have no ties to the United States, while others have family and loved ones there, with at least one person married to a U.S. citizen.

    https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/united-states-frees-venezuelans-el-salvador-prisoner-swap/

    Thank you dumbfuck for informing us that Bari Weiss, like you is an ignorant racist.

  9. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:15 am

    required to abuse the terms Nazi and fascist.

    I said pathological narcissist which is accurate. pee wee german’s spewings are fascist in the extreme. That idiot deserves no “respect” or “courtesy”.

    Orange pants shitter called Biden and Obama communists or socialist and worse. Oh yeah pants shitter even called Dems “fascist”.

    All that was fair game for your ilk, was it not?

    Or was it “abuse”? lmao.. gimme a fucking break.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:15 am

    Speaking of vocabulary intended to hold the attention of low-information liberals like YLB:

    Western Lensman
    @WesternLensman

    Unhinged Jasmine Crockett responds to JD Vance’s remarks at TPUSA:

    “The only reason you’re the vice president is because the current president tried to have his last president k*lled.”

    What??

    6:50 PM · Dec 21, 2025

    Crockett speaks in a type of code. No one with an IQ higher than 70 can understand it.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:20 am

    Kevin Kiley faces a tough election he is going to lose this year.

    He has no other choice but to say or do whatever it takes to save his skin. He hasn’t ever served California citizens. And he isn’t about to start now. But he does have to pretend.

  12. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:22 am

    Jimmy Kimmel needs viewers,

    Dang, kreepee dumbfuck is so fixated on Jimmy Kimmel and Chuck Schumer..

    I stopped watching late night years ago. I value good sleep.

    Thanks for the laughs.

  13. lmao spews:

    Monday, 12/22/25 at 9:29 am

    Crockett speaks in a type of code.

    Trump shares post saying Biden was executed, replaced with clones

    What??? lmao…

    Jasmine might like her chances but I don’t believe TexASS is ready for her. But what do I know? Never been there. Don’t want to go.

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