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No Kings

by Goldy — Saturday, 10/18/25, 7:48 am

Protest sign that reads "No Kings! Yes Kongs" with the image of an Australian Shepherd and a classic Kong dog toy.
If you love America and cherish democracy, try to show up today. If you hate America and oppose democracy, go fuck yourself.

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:28 am

    It’s honestly sad that being Republican now means hating Americans and opposing democracy. But there can really be no other conclusion. The path they have all collectively chosen is un-American, bent irreversibly towards amassing governmental power to the exclusive purposes of a minority of white people, and fundamentally evil.

    Republicans must be politically destroyed. All patriotic Americans must recognize the fundamental necessity of this now before it is too late. It will not be enough to merely win a few elections or court battles. The Republican Party is cancer to democracy.

  2. But J Post said no famine spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:34 am

    Confidential to Dumbfuck

    The U.N. estimates that 54,000 children are malnourished in Gaza—and some experts say that the effects of starvation can be permanent.

  3. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:35 am

    To give some indication at least of the sense of dread with which Republicans are facing today, overnight last night and this morning every single U.S. government department launched a brand new Bluesky account, along with hundreds of individual agencies. And thousands of Xitter trolls, bot farmers, and clout chasing crypto-Nazis also created new accounts overnight. Most are just pumping out the same, lame propaganda (obvious Hatch Act violations for the govt accounts). But it’s also clear that they are attempting to lanch a desperate, last minute disruption campaign.

    For those of you attending, marching, wearing your frog costume, dancing, and playing the instrument of your choice, just show up and have a great time. Fascists hate it when liberals have a good time. And for us there is no better time than terrifying fascist crybabies.

  4. ONSON MCSWEEMEY spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:41 am

    I am reel Amrecan from Tennessee oblast, you should not go No King rally, very dangerous, they will get you photo and put black bag on babushka.

  5. G spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:42 am

    If Donnie wanted to show some superior performance he fire off some nuclear bombs on American soil…. Tacos again.

  6. But the shoshuuulism spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:43 am

    How you beat the billionaires in New York.

    ‘’If you think my rent is too low vote for Mr. Cuomo. If you think YOUR rent is too high vote for me.”

    Then watch your opponent stammer about how a $2700 apartment is a thing only poor people should live in.

  7. BOBSON DUGNUTT spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:43 am

    Is very true, what other completely unrelated commenter say.
    No King rally is very dangerous and probably against law and you go to jail. I know this because I am lawyer. Trust.

  8. ONSON MCSWEEMEY spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:50 am

    NO GO IN STREET. STAY HOME. IS EGERMENCY!

  9. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🐸 spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 8:55 am

    Dude.

    The collective noun for frogs is “Army”.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:05 am

    Next up: No Kimmel.

  11. You and Your Money spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:12 am

    Pelosi’s flights use a more expensive plane! TYRANY!

    Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million

    Public documents show the Department of Homeland Security has contracted to purchase a pair of top-of-the-line Gulfstream jets for the secretary and other top officials.

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:25 am

    @ 3

    Fascists hate it when liberals have a good time.

    I believe this is what Tim Walz referred to as “the politics of joy”.

    It was fun for you libbies, wasn’t it? Those 107 days and the months just before that? You certainly seemed to have a good time. Especially that last weekend, when Ann Selzer added to your joy.

    Yes, the people you refer to as fascists because you do not like them hated that.

  13. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:30 am

    This shit is very rich, coming from you HA liberal-progressive trolls. Your lot wanted to make Obama king back a few years ago. When that didn’t work out for you, you pushed Hillary for queen. Trump (who I didn’t vote for) stopped that dead in it’s tracks, and you’re all still crying like little spoiled girls about it.

    You people are so transparently stupid and hypocritical that it’s record-setting.

  14. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:37 am

    @ 13

    You people are so transparently stupid and hypocritical that it’s record-setting.

    The hysterical shrieking is pretty funny to listen to, tho.

  15. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:40 am

    If you hate America and oppose democracy, go fuck yourself.

    If you hate America and oppose democracy and live in New York City, go vote for Mamdani. It’s the same thing as fucking yourself. Just watch.

  16. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🐸 spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:43 am

    12,

    Well lookie there.

    A hit dog hollers.

    Poor thing.

  17. The Foul Smell of Fascism Follows You spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:48 am

    @13,
    Who can forget that time President Obama sent a Marine Amphibious Assautl division into Tulsa to clear out petro-oligarch Republicans? It was like yesterday.

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 9:59 am

    Who knew shutdowns could be so much fun?

  19. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 10:00 am

    Pars Dominae is latin for “Spare me O Lord”. Foetida is Latin for “stinking” or “smelly”
    “Spare me O Lord I’m smelly” is rejoicing that voters elected a corrupt fascist to stop the rise of science and rational thought, individualism, and urbanization. That’s weird.

  20. RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 10:07 am

    A reminder. the minute the budget is passed, Republicans will renege and not spend the money on what Republicans agreed to.
    Also
    Republicans will reopen the government, as soon as Democrats PROMISE to not release the Epstein files.

  21. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 10/18/25 at 10:18 am

    Your lot wanted to make Obama king back a few years ago.

    Shorter stinking lord:

    A black guy and his national Romney Care will not take away my

    FREEEEEDUUMBB!

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