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– Free Muhammad Zahid Chaudhry.

– Killer cops getting $600K. On top of already being paid to resign.

– The protesters are right, Microsoft should cut ties with the Israeli military.

– Hey, it’s going to be hot this weekend and into next week. Drink some water now.

– It’s past time for the state to be able to inspect the Northwest ICE Processing Center.

– Not a comeback as it never went away, but COVID is ramping up.

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  3. No point in releasing the Epstein Files. The Pedophiles will cover and hide the facts. And Magats will continue to put the blinders on, even afterwards.

  6. “After we redacted all references to the felon in the Epstein files, the remaining files fit on this post it note. “

  8. The Epstein files are clearly worse than we imagined because they rated John Bolt’s house this morning and then had Seth order the National Guard who’s standing around the ball to carry rifles

  13. I once told Bob that

    Today is not = to Tomorrow and

    Today is not = to the future.

    Well I guess Today is not = Today.

  14. @10

    How’s the winning going, someone must have just farted but you got an hour to go, maybe the turd will drop from your asshooe.

  15. I don’t see any lies

    James Dobson, Godfather of Child Abuse, Finally Dies

    The radical cleric leaves behind a legacy of sanctified torture, destroyed children and broken families.

    Sam Thielman

    JAMES DOBSON, 89, died this week after a long battle with children. He was defined by an unshakable belief that godly parents, governments, and churches could eradicate unacceptable kinds of people with the tactical application of beatings and shame. He leaves behind the destruction of families in the service of conformity to his personal vision of society.

    What’s supercool is if you go on the socials of anyone criticizing Dobson in the wake of his going offline you can find devout members of his cult praying for the most extreme painful deaths of those that don’t revere him.

    In the Christian tradition.

  16. @12 Both of you passed over his middle name: It’s “Chickenhawk,” as in youthful draft dodger who grew up to be a warmonger.

    John Chickenhawk Bolton is such a piece of shit that I don’t care if this FBI raid is retaliation for publicly criticizing his ex-employer.

    He bowed down before the altar of Trump with the rest of them, and this is what they’re all going to get in return for their loyalty and service to a crown made of brass.

    Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem, take note. And burn your mortgage papers while you still can.

  18. The amazing thing about secretary Real World hating Rainbow sidewalks is Donald Trump raped little girls.

  19. The.other amazong thing about how Ron DeSantis painted over the rainbow crosswalk at the Pulse Nightclub is Donald Trump is all over my files and multiple depositions accuse him of raping underaged girls.

  20. TSLA shares having a nice day…

    …remaining at least $60 per share below the grossly inflated floor price that the Nazi Fucktard set when he was forced to dump family trust real estate in order to buy thousands of shares. Shares that he continues to hold to this day, sweating out each trading day since. These are his “Golden Years”.

  21. If anyone doesn’t believe or hasn’t realized – the current fascist regime’s actions are being choreographed to a T (or Tee – whatever the fucking correct saying is).

    First Step – The Migrant Camps – they aren’t migrant camps. They are camps for American Citizens.

    Second Step – Takeover one cities policing because of “crime” by the National Guard/Military. But it’s not about the crime.

    Third Step – Arm that Military.

    Fourth Step – Install the Military in various Cities (Democratic Strong hold cities and not say Miami, Orland, Tampa Bay, Dallas, etc.).

    And the steps in between Step 1 thru 3 – Dismantle and purge the federal government of all individuals except the loyalists – not to save money – we don’t give a shit about the deficit, if you haven’t already noticed.

    All before the 2028 election. So that the dictatorship regime cannot be dismantled.

    And in the meantime, pretend that you are at odds with China and Russia. And curry favor with the murderous jews.

  22. Amazing. They found documents when they raided Bolton’s house and Donald Trump raped underaged girls

  23. DJIA hit an all-time high again today.

    CBO says the tariffs coming out of Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids’ pockets will lower the national debt $4 trillion over a decade.

    Sounds like winning to me.

  26. I certainly hope POS Abrego Garcia enjoys the life he is about to begin in Uganda.

  27. The amazing thing about Kilmar Abrego Garcia being released from prison today is Donald Trump raped underaged girls.

  28. Joe Biden raped his preteen daughter, Ashley.

    Kept her virginity intact by using the back door.

  29. @21 Republicans have been saying all along they were going to wage civil war against liberals. Some even talked about concentration camps and exterminating liberals. I imagine quite a few liberals have armed by now to defend themselves.

  30. @23 Last I heard it was $440 billion, and you’ll be paying those VAT taxes, too.

  31. @26 The dumbfuck troll thinks Maryland is in Africa, further evidence of his accelerating deterioration.

  32. “As long as the bad things are happening to someone else, it’s very easy to let them happen.”
    “You tell yourself you can protect your own, that you are immune, or insulated, or that the awful things are happening in service of a greater good. “

  33. Once he is is released, immigration authorities will not be allowed to detain Abrego Garcia due to a ruling from a federal judge who last month ordered the government to return him to Maryland and blocked the administration from deporting him upon his release in Tennessee.

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/kilmar-abrego-garcia-released-friday-criminal-custody/story?id=124874189

    The biggest loser: the kreepee pos troll of widbee. A bigger loser than pee wee german, orange pants shitter and their poodle noem who called Garcia a “terrorist”.

  34. The Nazis were outraged when Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto obtained guns and shot back.

    The dumbfuck troll is outraged that liberals also have guns and might shoot back.

    The dumbfuck troll thinks exactly like the Nazis.

  36. The federal debt is projected to reach approximately 118% of GDP by 2035, with the deficit expected to hit $1.9 trillion in fiscal year 2025 and grow to around $2.5 trillion annually over the next decade. This trend indicates a significant increase in debt levels, driven by rising spending and interest costs.

    https://bipartisanpolicy.org/blog/visualizing-cbos-budget-and-economic-outlook-2025/

    The biggest loser: teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee who will most likely be DEAD by 2035.. As it has babbled, great for the kids.

  37. @ 30

    Last I heard it was $440 billion …

    It’s OK, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, I’m sure that you’ll be able to read about it tomorrow after trudging to the public library with your rectal catheter in tow.

    Meanwhile, everyone else read about it several hours earlier today.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit reads Barron’s when it’s too late, so he’s used to not hearing what everyone else has already heard.

  38. @ 36

    … will most likely be DEAD by 2035

    Probably not. But I’d be willing to bet on a 1-in-3 chance that one of your fucked kids will buy it by then, Welfare Queen YLB. However the bet turns out, it would be no great loss for me.

  39. @28

    The amazing thing about you getting triggered is Donald Trump listed after his daughter and raped underaged girls.

    And was found guilty of rape.

  40. Our weak neighbor to the north did not have the leverage.

    Politics
    Canada drops many of its retaliatory tariffs on the U.S.

    A Canadian dollar buys merely 72 US cents. Sad!

    Unless you like staying at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia a couple of long weekends each year. Then Robson Street is pretty fun.

  41. @23

    So offset the $4.1T added by the Billionaire Blowjob Bill and you’ve sucked $4B in purchasing power out of the economy for zero sum.

    Good point you made there Dumbfuck.

  44. Probably not.

    Wishful thinking.. But we don’t have to wait for your sorry ass:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg4kqy44djo

    You still babbled: good for the kids. Every freaking day is a good day. How often does someone like you expire in The Villages or places like that? Again, as you babbled.

    But I’d be willing to bet on a 1-in-3 chance

    Same chances that there was a historical Jesus..

    https://www.richardcarrier.info/archives/19009

    Meaning the odds of a mythical Jesus is twice as likely.

  46. Soon the government will be shelling out to business to stay open.

    Isn’t that what communism is?

  47. @45 And where did all those moped delivery drivers come from, you ask? Well that’s a good question, and the answer is (drum roll 🥁🥁🥁) …

    Moped delivery drivers became more numerous in D.C. starting in 2023, following the arrival of immigrants, including many Venezuelans, who’d been bused to Washington by Republican governors …

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-dc-takeover-moped-delivery-drivers_n_68a87005e4b0d5177be9f0d9

    And now Republicans are cheering Trump sending in troops to clean up what Republicans created.

  48. Why are so many Venezuelans fleeing their country? To escape a government run a lot like Trump wants to run ours.

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