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  1. Another new thread another excuse to laugh at liddle maxiwipe. The maxiwipe classic bleat:

    “I don’t hate anybody.”

    Just look at that for a second. HAHAHAHHAA ROFLMAO.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.,.

    Hands down the most side splitting shit from a troll in HA history..

    Holy shit.. that’s tooooodaaaaaammmfuuuuuneeeee

  2. @1 Meant to add a link.. timed out:

    https://horsesass.org/?p=20805#comment-950886

    One for the ages.. originally maxiwipe babbled, “I don’t HAVE anybody.” slip there.. yeah that too.. what a “family man”.. spent hours a day hating on HA back in 2009.

    It hasn’t stopped. So much for the “best life”..

  3. “This place is controlled by goons in masks in unmarked vehicles chasing down American citizens just because of the color of their skin. Nobody should be afraid of their own government. They’re here to protect, to serve, not to be pirates.”

    https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/couple-alleges-racial-profiling-in-border-patrol-stop-they-recorded-on-video/3883679/

    Warning: if schadenfreude lasts longer than 4 hours contact your physician.

  4. 1-2

    The obsession continues……..

    YLB hittin that sauce early this morning.

    Go ahead and keep posting and self-fellating in your basement YLB….I’m headed for a mid-morning dip in the pool with the Mrs.

    …and I dont hate you YLB, I pity you.

  5. In July 2025, wholesale prices for domestic fresh and dry vegetables skyrocketed 38.9% compared to a year ago
    Trumpflation. Anything to distract from the Epstein files.

  6. I heard today that the S&P reached highs 50 times during the Biden Term.

    Just think of all that lost opportunities Dumbfuck had to put his knee pads on, and to put on the cheerleaders skirt.

  7. US-Based Companies Announce Record Number of Impending Layoffs
    “DOGE Actions” was the number one reason cited by employers for their planned job cuts followed by market uncertainty.

  9. Let’s give it up for the Cotswolds.

    JayDee on his 20th summer vacation is met by Pub Staff refusing to come to work if they clear out a table for his family. A box truck with THE bald baby Vance picture on all sides driving around the village whenever they see the Secret Service vehicles moving. The protests…and the woman with the sign, “We have no couches for you”

  10. LMAO@4.. The experiment is a success…

    maxiwipe arrives on command.. Some “best life”… too funee..

    fetch doggie! lmao.. we’re laughing at you aroma of sedona…

    and I dont hate you YLB, I pity you.

    and it LIES TOO.. you using the word “HATE” is documented in the threads as well maxiwipe.. you’d do yourself a solid and just not come here, just live your “best life” but that’s prolly a lie as well.. that will only become too obvious in the near future.

  11. WNBAPA rejects latest offer

    The W is trying anything EXCEPT what the players want, revenue sharing. The offer was increasing rookie contracts from $60K to $250k nut a hard cap at $1m per player

    Knowing that the audience is growing, merch sales have exploded and the new TV deal $1m is far less than the potential of getting a share of revenue. It’s a risk rhe players are willing to take. Less money this coming year or two and WAY MORE in years 3-7 over cash now.

    WNBA trading cards are outselling MNBA cards. Caitlin Clark trails only Steph Curry in personal Jersey sales. Paige Beuckers is #5 in combine leagues.

  12. YLB hittin that sauce early this morning.

    lmao.. just yesterday it babbled I’m too strapped for cheap wine.

    I don’t hit the bottle early in the day maxiwipe.. imbibing is hardly even a once a week thing for yours truly. I value clarity of thought. you on the other hand..

    nothin’ loosens maxiwipe’s tongue for HATE than a few pops of that top shelf shit. yawwwwn,. what a freaking bore..

  14. Sandwich guy is a USAF Veteran and free on his own recognizance.

    His attorney argued a felony for a tossing a sandwich was excessive and the Judge agreed.

    Prediction, charges will be dropped.

  16. Remember that time senile drooling President Biden embarrassed the US by applauding on the tarmac as a hostile foreign leader approached?

    Oh wait. That was Trump today.

  17. @ 11

    The W is trying anything EXCEPT what the players want, revenue sharing.

    Say, why don’t they want profit-sharing?

    WNBA trading cards are outselling MNBA cards.

    They still have trading cards? Oh, and this:

    … Clark alone accounts for over 105,000 graded cards since the start of the 2024 WNBA season. To put this into perspective, fellow 2024 WNBA rookie Angel Reese comes in second place with 7,200 graded cards and the 2025 WNBA top draft pick Paige Bueckers sits at 6,400.

    The only WNBA cards of value are Caitlin Clark’s or sets that include Caitlin Clark, because everyone wants to sell her card for $300k-plus. Watch what happens to WNBA card sales next year when it’s abundantly clear that there are already way too many Caitlin Clark cards out there.

    Caitlin Clark trails only Steph Curry in personal Jersey sales.

    Again, the jersey sales are heavily weighted toward one white woman. After Clark and two other white women, WNBA jersey sales are a joke.

    The WNBA is a one-trick-pony league, subsidized by profits from the NBA, and without Caitlin Clark (and, I’ll admit, Sophie Cunningham is fun to watch but mostly for what she wears when walking into the locker room or lounging poolside) the WNBA will be back to covering the upper bowl seats with black curtains to keep them from showing up as empty during televised games.

    What you’re saying without coming out and saying it is that black women can’t carry the sport.

    Everyone watches Caitlin Clark. Otherwise the league’s just a bunch of tallish women who can’t beat a mediocre high school boys’ team.

    Although the Instagram vids of Sophie Cunningham twerking in her bedroom are mildly amusing and nearly mildy arousing.

  18. Angel Reese blows nearly as many layups as G-clown blows strangers in that greasy alley behind the bar on Saturday nights.

  19. Things have a way of taking care of themselves. There’s little need for illegals to mow lawns that don’t grow during summer droughts.

    Secretary Kristi Noem
    @Sec_Noem

    The world has heard our message: if you are in America illegally, LEAVE NOW.

    In less than 200 days, 1.6 MILLION illegal immigrants have left the United States population. Under President Trump, we now have safer streets, better jobs for Americans, and less strain on schools, hospitals and social services.

    1:07 PM · Aug 14, 2025

    California built its economy around underpaid illegals, for decades. Now that there are fewer of them California is feeling it.

    Governor Hair Gel needs illegals to wash dishes at The French Laundry after he finishes his meal. That’s the crisis, to him.

  21. California built its economy around underpaid illegals, for decades.

    BIG YAWN.. The surge of immigration during the Biden years hardly touched Cali..

    Why?

    Living in Cali has gotten too expensive. So it went to other places. I’d venture to say in mostly red states.

    As a results crops are rotting in Tex-ASS…

    https://www.newsweek.com/ice-immigration-raids-farms-crops-rotting-2092749

    Which means higher food prices and a whole lotta pants shitter voters face palming over how stupid they were last Nov.

    But silly dumbfuck believes rogan bros will fill those jerbs.. whadadumbfuck…

  22. 20,
    I can’t find any information from the US Attorneys office or PACER to show any proceedings relating to a federal indictment against Muriel Bowser.

    Fucktard just living in his weird fantasies now and inviting us to share the creepiness. Ick.

  23. Everyone watches Caitlin Clark.

    Dumbfuck woefully admitting to a cash machine superstar.

    its kneejerk misogyny takes the “L”..

  26. In less than 200 days, 1.6 MILLION illegal immigrants have left the United States population.

    That number is unlikely but let’s say for the moment that’s the case.

    Funny, when an immigrant follows the law and shows up at an immigration hearing, they’re arrested and detained to be deported. That’s a crisis for the family especially when it’s a breadwinner being kidnapped.

    This fascist regime breaks up families that way (same as when they kidnapped children in pants shitter 1.0) so who needs that shit? Might as well leave the country.

    Why do this? Easy. White supremacy and great replacement klownspiracy theory. If they stay, they might actually become citizens and vote – even vote repuke.. The fascists babble that immigrant non-citizens vote now but that’s bullshit and the fascists know it.

    But majority minority is an emotional existential crisis anyway for the white supremacist fascists. They fear walking about and most people they see are not their skin color.

  27. @17

    LITERALLY did not read the post and responds with ‘one trick pony’.

    Who’s A’ja Wilson and how many jerseys of hers are sold? You SHOULD know. She was an inadvertent subject of one of your single game stat line bash Angel Reese posts a while back.

  28. @ 27

    Who’s A’ja Wilson…

    Nearly inarguably the league’s best player, but not a transformative revenue draw.

    Every league has good players and bad players. The USFL did. The Lingerie Football League did (does?).

    To make it without perpetual subsidy, leagues need a draw. It isn’t Wilson.

    Relatedly, can you tell me why A’ja Wilson signature Nikes are selling at a substantial discount to list price?

  29. @5 Wait until you can’t get fruits and veggies at all. But this won’t bother Trumpers. They live on red meat. Sometimes of uncertain origin and eaten raw.

  31. @19 California built its economy around underpaid illegals, for decades.

    Uh no. Agriculture is only 1.4% of California’s GDP, and doesn’t even make the list of top economic sectors. Trade and international commerce, where employment of illegals is minimal, accounts for a quarter of the state economy.

    I’m not saying illegals aren’t employed in other sectors, but illegals make up less than 10% of California’s workforce. That may sound like a lot, but it’s not an economy “built around illegals,” underpaid or not.

  32. So here’s a ponderable.

    What’s a ‘graded’ card? How does the sales of sports cards work?

    And does the WNBA give a FUCK what the cards are worth on the secondary market or are they interested in how many people buy packs or cases of cards hoping to find s Graded card. Does the sports card manufacturer care if the packs a consumer bought has a Caitlin Clark? YES. They hope you didn’t get one and will buy more packs.

    Dumbfuck clearly never spent a bunch of money trying to get a Rickey Henderson and ending up with 10 Manny Castillo Rookie cards.

    Toothless retort, as usual.

  37. According to californiagrown.org California grows over half of the nation’s fresh produce and 2/3 of U.S. fruit and nuts.

    By definition, that applies to MORE than just Cali and Gavin Newsom

    And now on top of that, the butt-load of produce that is imported from Mexico, Central and South America and elsewhere is now more expensive due to tariffs.

    Face-palm.. Great choice in a dear leader magats.

  38. @28 You were a bad player. You didn’t make it past the minors. But people evolved. In your case, you evolved into a bad doctor, a bad voter, and a bad person. At least you’ve been consistent.

  39. @28 You were a bad player. You didn’t make it past the minors. But people evolve. In your case, you evolved into a bad doctor, a bad voter, and a bad person. At least you’ve been consistent.

  40. @36 Ray Nagin, NOLA mayor during Katrina, called NOLA “Chocolate City”..

    One thing dumbfuck will never admit to though. Nagin was a Republican who switched to Dem to run for NOLA mayor. And he supported Bobby Jindal over Kathleen Blanco for Governor of Lousyana.

  42. @ 35

    Can’t resist the racism jibe, can you?

    Chocolate City was what former Mayor Ray Nagin said in an infamous MLK Day speech in 2006 he wanted NOLA to become, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. If you want to allege racism, allege it of Nagin’s speech. I merely harkened back to it.

    Why did I harken back to Ray Nagin in a spew about the indictment of a NOLA mayor by the DOJ, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    This is why:

    Ray Nagin Indicted on Corruption Charges

    21 counts:

    • Wire fraud
    • Bribery
    • Money laundering

    Cantrell becomes yet another Democrat POS NOLA mayor indicted for corruption while in office.

  44. Nagin apologizes for ‘chocolate’ remark
    A day after promising New Orleans would return to being a “chocolate” city, Mayor Ray Nagin apologized and said he was referring to blacks and whites working together to rebuild the city.

    “I said some things that were totally inappropriate. … It shouldn’t have happened,” Nagin said, explaining he was caught up in the moment as he spoke to mostly black spectators…

    It’s easy to get caught up in the moment and play to your audience, especially when you think they’re not smart enough to understand they’re being played.

    An excellent example is the accent #CrookedHillary used to employ when giving speeches to black audiences.

    It’s a mystery.

    The mystery of Hillary Clinton’s changing accent

  45. The first statue of a WNBA athlete will be unveiled Sunday in Seattle.

    Yup. It’s a likeness of Caitlin Clark.

  46. @ 40

    Nagin was a Republican who switched to Dem…

    because the opportunities for graft would be significantly greater.

  47. The winning continues.

    A federal appeals court panel has cleared the way for the Trump administration to largely dismantle the work of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, lifting a lower-court judge’s injunction that had preserved the agency’s structure — and barred mass layoffs — for months.

    The 2-1 ruling, authored by Judge Gregory Katsas, said a series of legal defects in the lawsuit brought by CFPB employees and the NAACP doomed the case and required the district court judge’s blockade to be lifted.

    How silly was the Native American who tried to make the CFPD director immune from presidential oversight?

  48. The wages of chocolate is

    Press Release
    Former New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin Sentenced To 10 Years Imprisonment For Conspiracy, Bribery, Honest Services Wire Fraud, Money Laundering And Tax Violations

  49. That Nobel is really going to hurt, libbies.

    Kurt Schlichter
    @KurtSchlichter

    Remember, they’re not afraid that Trump will fail to negotiate a peace. They’re terrified that he will.

    Quote
    Mike Nellis
    @MikeNellis
    ·
    4h
    Putin is a war criminal, and hosting him on American soil after invading Ukraine and murdering civilians is an absolute disgrace.

    1:32 PM · Aug 15, 2025

    Just think of all of the dictators Obama said he would be willing to meet, and all of you loved him for it.

  50. @49

    Trump, Putin break off summit with no Ukraine deal as talks end early

    President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin broke off a high-stakes meeting on Friday to end the bloodiest European war since World War II, in a historic visit that boosted the Russian leader but did not immediately deliver the peace in Ukraine that Trump sought.

    But the mere fact that the summit took place were a gift to Putin.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/08/15/trump-putin-alaska-ukraine-zelensky/

    So orange pants shitter was just thirsty to meat ride Pootie.

    And even thirstier was widbee dumbfuck to wave pom poms on its kneepads..

    yawwwn.. next..

  52. How silly was dumbfuck to do an end zone dance for a suck and fuck fest between a murderous dictator and war criminal and its fatuous orange-tinted sicko-phant.

  54. The weakness continues, careful what you wish for edition.

    Relying partially on the Chevron decision that cabinet departments no longer have independent regulatory authority…

    WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday struck down two Trump administration actions aimed at eliminating diversity, equity and inclusion programs at the nation’s schools and universities.

    In her ruling, U.S. District Judge Stephanie Gallagher in Maryland found that the Education Department violated the law when it threatened to cut federal funding from educational institutions that continued with DEI initiatives.

    A Trump appointee

  55. Mark Zandi, McSame’s econo dude lays it out:

    This number is bad news for the economy

    Low unemployment is great, but only if it’s due to lots of new jobs, not an evaporating labor force.

    The economy can sustainably grow only as fast as the labor force and its productivity grow. With the labor force stuck in place, unless productivity growth ramps up, the economy’s growth will consistently fall well short of the pace we’ve come to expect and are counting on for the future.

    Weak immigration and labor force growth plague other parts of the world. Take Japan and Germany, countries that struggle to attract immigrants sufficiently to expand their workforces. Their economies are seemingly almost always flirting with recession. Will this be our future, too?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/08/15/labor-force-recession-indicator/

    Oh but Mark, the kreepee dumbfuck has a solution to flat-lined productivity:

    Elmo’s rapebots: dumbfuck’s dream “entertainers” at its fav vip room..

  56. Trump failed to reach a deal with Putin for a Ukraine ceasefire.* Perhaps he’s learning to surrender in small pieces, a little at a time, instead of all at once.

    * There goes his Nobel Peace Prize, unless he makes one himself.

  57. Perhaps he’s learning to surrender in small pieces, a little at a time, instead of all at once.

    Pieces of Alaska are no doubt on the table. Land for “peace”..

    There goes his Nobel Peace Prize, unless he makes one himself.

    Orange pants shitter can give itself a Presidential Medal of Freedom at the same ceremony for Big Balls.

  59. Relatedly, can you tell me why A’ja Wilson signature Nikes are selling at a substantial discount to list price?

    Because you made it up?

    Debuting in May with so much success the A’ja A-2 will come out 2026.

    Debuted at $115.

    Nike $115 (Pearl colored ONLY discounted to $99)

    Dicks $115

    Amazon – Out of stock

    Foot Locker $115 (They are blowing out their remaining stock of Hot Pink in small sizes for $99)

    Are you looking at the Ja1 (Ja Morant)?

    I love this for you.

  65. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Really got to the important stuff in that meeting.

    Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said ‘your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It’s impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.’ He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, ‘you won that election by so much'”

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