1 Kings 1:1-4
King David was now an old man, and he always felt cold, even under a lot of blankets. His officials said, “Your Majesty, we will look for a young woman to take care of you. She can lie down beside you and keep you warm.” They looked everywhere in Israel until they found a very beautiful young woman named Abishag, who lived in the town of Shunem. They brought her to David, and she took care of him.
Discuss.
Ugh- a smelly old man with cold feet. Hey, wait, that’s what I am. But a dog works just as well.
Abishag? Yeah, baby! Abi-Dabi-Doo!
Can she cook?
It’s good to be the King.
Who needs a woman when You could have Joel McHale! Eat your dicks all you haters.
Joel McHale’s Response To North Carolina’s Anti-LGBT Law Is So Great http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....54146.html
@ RR
Can she cook?
More importantly, can she make a roux?
“Take care of”. Is that one of those biblical euphemisms? Like a massage with a “happy ending”?
@7 If he was always cold, he likely had circulation problems. And bad circulation means no happy beginnings or endings.
It’s good to be the king.
It’s not enough they don’t pay taxes. Now they suck the government teat. http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....s-schools/
It’s good to be the king!
@10 At least until North Carolinian’s discover they are or will have to subsidize Moslem, Sikh, Jewish, Pagan, Shinto, Satanist, Buddhist, Hindu private schools. If they support students of all faiths equally then perhaps they are not establishing a state religion and this is all ok. You want followers remember keep them young and dumb!
@11 Why not twins?
@11 And why not a big lass after all she will keep you shady in the summer and warn in the winter.
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