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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 24:16

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/4/14, 6:00 am

Leviticus 24:16
And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Discuss, God damn it.

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  1. Hans spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 6:07 am

    Might be more humane than lethal injection.

  2. seatackled spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 7:23 am

    Oh, Jesus Christ.

  3. loooking spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 7:37 am

    Because even though I am the omnipotent One, I am a sensitive Guy.

  4. God spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 8:22 am

    And so shall I deal with those who blaspheme against global warming and those who, from false beliefs, kill My creations .. the species that I evolved t live on this Earth.

    These blasphemers will feel my wrath,

  5. Wait... spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 8:24 am

    Did I miss HA Koran study day?

  6. headless lucy spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 8:45 am

    Anybody remember the ‘Blasphemer!!!!’ scene in The Life of Brian?

    http://www.democraticundergrou.....#215;45461

  7. Dan Robinson spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 9:00 am

    @6

    Where did they get halibut in the Holy Land?

    Does this apply to Jack Lord also? http://ctva.biz/US/Crime/HawaiiFive-0_JackLord.JPG

  8. Puffy Butt spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 9:13 am

    Blasphme my cock.

  9. Jack spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 9:14 am

    Just an excuse to stone to death your enemies: just call them blasphemers, and the crowd will do the rest.

  10. headless lucy spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 9:28 am

    “Where did they get halibut in the Holy Land?”

    The new ‘Global Economy’ of the Bronze Age — Changed everything.

  11. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 12:00 pm

    @7 You’re supposed to suspend belief when watching a reenactment of Holy Scripture.

  12. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 12:02 pm

    @9 Well, it’s cheaper than a political campaign. You don’t have to raise money. You only have to pick up stones.

  13. Travis Bickle spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 12:48 pm

    @ 11

    You’re supposed to suspend belief when watching a reenactment of Holy Scripture.

    Helps when reading the average, ballpark RR spew, too.

  14. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 4:37 pm

    @13 You’re wrong about that. My spews are researched and contain fact-based reasoning, whereas wingers habitually make shit up. The difference is like night and day. I’m right, they’re wrong; I’m telling the truth, they’re lying; I’m on the side of mom, apple pie, and the American Way, while they’re for stealing,raping, looting, tax evasion, draft dodging, warmongering, and torturing. That’s why I’m a commenter and you’re a troll.

  15. Jack spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 7:43 pm

    Just a little ego there!

  16. Judge Doom spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 8:00 pm

    @14…You truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

  17. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/4/14 at 10:12 pm

    @15 Not really. Being smarter than you takes no effort. Even a brick can do it.

    @16 You couldn’t recognize a real dummy even if you looked in a mirror.

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