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Game on, boys and girls! It’s election day, and the polls have closed in half the states.

Kindly note that this is an election thread. Keep on topic or kindly shuttle your ass to the open thread below.

I’m headed to Drinking Liberally now, so surprise me with your insights in the comment thread.

6:01: Well…at least Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) has won!

6:04: Beto still leads by a hair. And Klobuchar (D-MN) has won.

6:05: Looks like Felons in Florida are going to be able to help elect the next President!

6:07: Cool…I am just getting caught up here after arriving at DL. Hey…a D is leading in NE for Gov? Interesting.

6:16: My early assessment is that this is not really a blue wave. More like a blue splash. There are some very pleasing results, like Ted Cruz trailing a punk rocker–Ted Cruz is a weasely punk. But many races are going, more or less, as expected.

I feel like people are not making a big enough deal about Florida restoring voting rights to formerly incarcerated people. There are about 1.5M people (20% of FL’s Af-Am adult population)who stand to benefit from this. In 2016, Trump won Florida by just over 100,000 votes.

— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) November 7, 2018

6:32: Oh…cool.

Donna Shalala flipped the second House seat of the night for Democrats on Tuesday by beating Republican Maria Elvira Salazar. https://t.co/f4i4tDLKGA

— Stone Cold (@stonecold2050) November 7, 2018

Many of you hear “Donna Shalala” and think, “Oh yeah, Clinton’s HSS secretary.” But Donna Shalala was the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin—Madison when I earned two degrees. She signed my diplomas. I’ve chatted with her. So…cool.

6:59: WOW! Kansas! Gov!

BREAKING: Democrat Laura Kelly defeats GOP's Kris Kobach to become next governor of Kansas, @NBCNews projects. https://t.co/GEzfm4Reei pic.twitter.com/pIb9gRfKrF

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) November 7, 2018

Looks like everything is going to come out just as expected. D’s take House by OK margin but not blowout, R’s gain a little ground in the Senate. D’s gain some governorships and state houses.

— Samuel Minter (@abulsme) November 7, 2018

Look at it this way. We won't have Attorney General Ted Cruz.

— Joan McCarter (@joanmccarter) November 7, 2018

7:21: MSNBC is now calling the House for Democrats.

The NYT currently projects a national popular-vote margin of D+9.2%. For comparison, the last five largest margins, considered wave elections:

1994: R+7.1%
2006: D+8.0%
2008: D+10.6%
2010: R+7.2%
2014: R+5.7%

By historical standards, it's a popular wave.https://t.co/IRkQLDZ2dX

— Sam Wang (@SamWangPhD) November 7, 2018

HELL YES THEY ARE.
Three flipped gov seats. A whole bunch of House flips. A whole bunch of down-ballot statewides. https://t.co/YUUyfiacaK

— Christina Reynolds (@creynoldsnc) November 7, 2018

Good. We fucking hate you. https://t.co/DBkbSf8heT

— Mike (@vidae01) November 7, 2018

Samantha Bee: Larry Krasner—Finally a good DA?.

Robert Reich: The American social contract

Nancy Pelosi: Chocolate taste test.

Vox: NAFTA, explained with a toy car.

The Orange Nationalist, Dotard Трамп, and Other Sociopaths:

• Trevor: Трамп rallies his base and Florida faces big midterm election decisions
• Stephen: Трамп warns of “young, strong” men in the caravan
• Rachel Maddow: U.S. military assessment of caravan doesn’t match Трамп’s panic
• Seth Meyers: Trump attacks the media as his allies blame “both sides” for violence
• WaPo: How a group of Democratic women are using postcards to cope during the Трамп administration
• Chris Hayes: Politics leads to breakups, like the Kanye West–Dotard Трамп bromance
• Jimmy Kimmel: Woman allegedly offered money to accuse Mueller of sexual assault
• Late Show: Pharrell isn’t “happy” with Dotard Трамп:

• Robert Reich: The truth about Трамп’s economy
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—You look terrible in windbreakers
• Trevor: Трамп and FAUX News’s caravan hysteria reaches a fever pitch
• Stephen: A Twitter troll tried to frame Robert Mueller
• Jim Jefferies: How The Dotard and the GOP deflect blame
• Late Show: The Caravan—A Donald J. Trump film
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s reaction to pipe bombs & synagogue shooting
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп, fearing mueller and a Democratic house, campaigns on fear
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—You’ve turned this into a freak show
• Jimmy Fallon: Outtakes of Dotard Трамп’s campaign message to every U.S. state
• Stephen: A nation of immigrants is being told to fear immigrants
• Trevor: Connecting Трамп’s rhetoric to domestic terrorism
• Jimmy Kimmel: Pharrell & Kanye Not Happy with Трамп
• Rachel Maddow: Road map for Nixon impeachment published, could guide Robert Mueller
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s 30 biggest broken promises
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—Time to face your nemesis
• Late Show: Harry Potter and the open book of Трамп
• Trevor: Nazi Halloween and Трамп birthright bullshit
• Jimmy Fallon: Dotard Трамп’s Halloween message to America
• Stephen: The Dotard thinks the migrant caravan is on Twitter
• Rachel Maddow: Documents expose Dotard Трамп’s border deployment as political stunt
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—We’re about to face a problem
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп plans to end birthright citizenship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Jim Jefferies: Staying healthy is actually killing us.

Wendover: The magic economics of gambling.

Comics discuss the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting.

VOTE!

• WaPo: How ranked choice voting could tip the scales in Maine’s tight 2nd District
• How on amazing woman has gotten hundreds of people to the polls
• Amber Ruffin Wants you to vote or else:

• All In: A wave of African American women elected in Tennessee
• #ShouldWeVote?
• Samantha Bee’s Quest to get you to vote (with Patton Oswalt)
• Trevor: Andrew Gillum—Winning hearts and minds in Florida’s gubernatorial race.
• WaPo Opinion: This Трамп campaign ad doesn’t mention Трамп in its closing argument
• Roll Call: 25 ratings changes less than a week before midterms.
• Mark Fiore: Operation midterm demagogue.
• Vox: Why American voter registrations are disappearing.
• Willie Nelson: “Vote ‘Em Out”:
  https://youtu.be/8KelWP8yboY?t=2m58s
• Stephen: Oprah’s new favorite thing—Campaigning in Georgia.
• Trevor: Florida politicians go bilingual for the Hispanic vote.
• Meet the people powering the blue wave.

WaPo: How social media is changing the presidency

The Atlantic: Holocaust survivors remember Kristallnacht.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Stephen: Leader Nancy Pelosi makes a midterm prediction.

The Altlantic: You should be worried about your DNA privacy.

Racists Suck:

• Trevor: Caravan fear-mongering
• WaPo: How anti-Semitism persists in the United States
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s racist fearmongering is his latest scam
• Stephen: FAUX News’ Lou Dobbs mispronounced a Mexican City into existence
• Samantha Bee: We need to talk about anti-Semitism.
• HeadsOfState: Трамп discusses white, right-wing terrorism
• Trevor’s 10-year-old brother explains race.
• Chris Hayes: GOP Representative Steve King blows up at constituent
• Samantha Bee: Steve King is the racist-est
• Stephen: Hate is not what America stands for

TED: How I climbed a 3,000-foot vertical cliff.

WaPo: The life of the first woman Supreme Court justice.

Roy Wood, Jr.: Black Floridians who made history.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Vox: The biggest corruption scandal in Latin America’s history.

Stephen: Nebraska’s painfully honest new state slogan.

Seth Meyers: Wrong take.

WaPo: U.S. hunters stir controversy with overseas kills.

Second Thoughts: Why the IPCC report is so scary.

Robert Reich: Message to millennials:

Mental Floss: Spooky Halloween facts!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Stephen: Florida’s Senate debate hs some mic drops.

Vox: The quest for the perfect apple.

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

WaPo: Megyn Kelly’s rocky tenure at NBC.

The Atlantic: Don’t blame social media for violence

Stephen reveals a sketch of the serial bomber.

Kurzgesagt: Why beautiful things make us happy.

Nationalist Dotard Трамп and other Pre-existing Conditions:

• WaPo Opinion: In the age of Трамп, this was absolutely predictable
• Stephen: Ted Cruz goes from “lyin” to “beautiful”
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп loves talking about the Space Force
• Samantha Bee: Trans rights under attack by the Dotard Трамп.
• Late Show: Трамп stars in new Ted Cruz campaign ad
• James Corden: We’ve got tapes from Трамп’s bugged cell phone
• Ari Melber: Rep. Jeffries—Трамп shows “depraved indifference to human life”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп thinks women are beautiful
• Stephen: The Dotard paints a false portrait of the migrant caravan
• Ali Velshi: Dotard Трамп’s lies: health care claims opposite of GOP goals
• WaPo: Targets of Трамп’s words become targets of bombs
• Jimmy Kimmel: Russian trolls reveal how they interfere with elections.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп campaigns for Republicans, calls Democrats an “angry mob”
• Stephen: Трамп says he won’t let Russia “do weapons”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s new ad for Ted Cruz
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s Mexico ambassador calls him out—His rhetoric hurts diplomacy
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press conference!
• Stephen: Трамп won’t stop using his phone that’s being spied on
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп is sharing sensitive info on insecure phone worries U.S. intel
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tell-all book of the month club
• Trevor: Big little allies
• WaPo: Трамп’s bomb response devolves into blame game
• Jimmy Fallon: Dotard Трамп’s message to midterm election voters outtakes
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s “being nice” while lying about health care
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп doesn’t have a “civil” gear
• Late Show: U.S. troops mobilize to stop the caravan
• Jimmy Kimmel: China & Russia listening to Трамп’s personal calls
• Songify the News: I like beer:

• Samantha Bee: Asylum seekers aren’t scary
• Stephen: Oh boy, The Dotard broke out the “N” word
• Jimmy Kimmel: “I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about” drunk Dotard Трамп
• Ali Velshi: The Dotard Трамп denies cellphone use in Tweet from iPhone
• Mark Fiore: The really dangerous caravan.
• WaPo: Numerous pipe bombs sent to prominent critics of The Dotard
• Trevor: Filling the swamp
• Ari Melber: Hypocrisy—Watch Трамп get demolished over hacked iPhone
• Seth Meyers: Drumpf responds to democrats and CNN being targeted by bombs.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s pipe bomb hypocrisy

Real Engineering: Can we block the sun to stop climate change.

Late Show: One question with Hillary Clinton.

The Daily Show: Black girl midterm magic.

Bill Maher: Peak Florida .

WaPo: How preexisting conditions became a central issue ahead of the 2018 midterm elections

Comics take on Megyn Kelly’s black face comment.

Late Show: Tuesday The 6th: Voting Day:

The Atlantic: Men are socialized to “act inhumanely”.

Amber Ruffin addresses Megyn Kelly asking if blackface is racist.

Jimmy Dore: Utah voters “values” are “shocking” as Mitt Romney reveals.

New Yorker: Andy Borowitz & Adam Schiff on how Democrats can win.

WaPo: Here’s what Florida’s demographic changes mean for the midterm elections.

Robert Reich: The next crash.

Jimmy Kimmel: Utah Senator tries marijuana for the first time.

WaPo Opinion: Political ads want you to be afraid. Very afraid.

Vox: Apollo 11’s journey to the moon, annotated.

Minute Physics: Legitimate cold fusion exists.

Lauren Mayer: Doin’ The Deficit Side Step:

Rachel Maddow: New data shows why NC Republicans want to end Sunday voting.

Full Frontal: The rainbow wave is coming.

Late Show: How Saudi Arabia is reporting the news

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Tucker-boy Carlson can’t go to restaurants anymore

Trevor: Elizabeth Warren proves her Native American heritage.

Samantha Bee: Voter suppression:

Wendover: Greece’s geography problem.

Late Show: Canada already has a pot tourism ad.

Mark Fiore: Profit now, die later.

Trevor: Global warming threatens the beer supply

Mother Jones: November could actually bring good news for voting rights

The Dotard Трамп and Other Horses Asses:

• Trevor: Trump plays victim and FAUX News cries “mob”
• Stephen’s interview of The Dotard Трамп’s ’60 Minutes’ Interview
• SNL Weekend Update: Really!?! (Трамп and Kanye edition)
• Stephen: Трамп brags about his “natural instinct for science”
• Late Night: Dotard J. Трамп’s guide to Republican greatness
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп denied that he’s a denier
• NY Times Opinion: Is The Dotard Трамп fascist?
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп calls Stormy Daniels “horseface”
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп owes Elizabeth Warren a million bucks
• Super Deluxe: The Dotard Трамп is finished
• Late Show: There’s a raccoon on the loose in Washington!
• The President Show: Looking back at the fall of The Dotard Трамп:

• Stephen: Трамп tried to mansplain the midterms to women
• Heads of State: “Block The Votes!” Republicans sing about their election strategy
• Robert Reich: America’s most dangerous export
• Stephen: Melania Trump is the most bullied person in the world
• Now This World: The precipitous fall of Paul Manafort explained
• Trevor: Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test
• Stephen: Трамп gets mean with Stormy, Stormy fires back

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

SNL Weekend Update: U.N.’s Climate Change Report.

Full Frontal: The no-wave wave.

Jimmy Kimmel: Congressional Candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on healthcare, education & voting.

Robert Reich: Three easy fixes for Social Security and Medicare

Stephen: Here’s why white supremacists are chugging milk.

Trevor: “Cornerstore Caroline” falsely accuses a 9-year-old black boy of sexual assault.

Kingdom of Murder:

• Trevor: Трамп defends Saudi Arabia against murder allegations to secure arms deal
• Stephen: Trump goes out on a limb, predicts Khashoggi is dead
• John Oliver: Saudi Arabia
• Stephen: Трамп’s conspiracy theory about a Saudi journalist’s death
• Now this World: The disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi
• Trevor: Saudi Arabia’s shifting story about Jamal Khashoggi’s disappearance
• Stephen: Трамп refuses to criticize Saudi Arabia’s “Mr. Bonesaw”

Jim Jefferies: America has a recycling problem.

Late Show: What went on inside Ted Cruz’s brain while debating Beto.

Samantha Bee: Culture Wars, Episode 69.

Late Show: Moses updates the Ten Commandments:

NASA: Science at 17,500 MPH.

Trevor: GOP voter suppression ramps up in Georgia.

Vox: How IKEA gets you to impulsively buy more.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Vox: Why the US celebrates Columbus Day.

Robert Reich with Mayor Michael Tubbs: New approaches to fighting inequality.

The Atlantic: The search for murdered and missing American Indian women.

Appalachian great-grandma calls out the GOP.

The Dotard Трамп and His Ilk:

• Chris Hayes: Трамп TV stops airing every single Трамп rally
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп and Kanye West are having lunch
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп’s tepid response to missing journalist news.
• Young Turks: Judge orders new investigation of Kavanaugh
• David Pakman: Трамп UN Ambassador Nikki Haley resigns day after investigation request
• The New Yorker: Michael Avenatti and journalists discuss Трамп’s tax fraud
• Joy Reid: Seator Elizabeth Warren hits back at John F. Kelly insult
• Lawrence O’Donnell: John Kelly insults Elizabeth Warren in disclosed email
• Watch people’s faces as they react to Трамп
• Swamp Tales: Episode 2:

• Jimmy Kimmel: The much anticipated Kanye West & Dotard Трамп lunch
• Stephen: The EPA says radiation isn’t so bad
• Young Turks: Трамп investigating Faux News
• Jimmy Kimmel: Kellyanne Conway on Kanye West/Трамп lunch
• Trevor: Nikki Haley’s surprise resignation
• Ari Melber: Robert Mueller report could mirror never-seen Watergate report
• The New Yorker: Sally Yates on protecting Robert Mueller’s investigation
• Joy Reid: Inside a detention camp for migrant kids
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lies about healthcare again

Vox: Watch the US stall on climate change for 12 years.

Brave New Films: Locking up migrant children is government sanctioned child abuse

John Oliver on Brazilian elections.

Bill Maher: New Rule—The fault in our stars.

Supremely Boofed:

• The New Yorker: Brett Kavanaugh’s path to the Supreme Court
• Mark Fiore: Signs of the Illuminati.
• Lynzy Lab: A Scary Time (for Boys):

• Jimmy Kimmel with Lynzy Lab sings “A Scary Time” (for Boys)
• Heads of State: Трамп dxplains how Kavanaugh has been “proven innocent”
• Jonathan Mann: FAUX News celebrates Kavanaugh (remix)
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп nominates 13 male judges after Brett Kavanaugh confirmation
• Trevor: Трамп takes a victory lap after Kavanaugh is sworn in
• Andy Borowitz investigates Brett Kavanaugh’s drinking
• Jim Jefferies: Let’s play “Who’s the real victim?”

WaPo: Video claims to show chain of events in Istanbul on day of Khashoggi’s disappearance.

Bill Maher: This week in stupid.

Mental Floss: Everything you didn’t know about paper!

Midterms!

• Trevor with Jaboukie Young-White: Why young people don’t vote.
• Robert Reich: Are you suffering from presidential dysfunction?

• Maddow: Voter suppression in GA and Democratic aide arrested advocating for voting rights in TX
• Young Turks: Republican Governor candidate CHEATING in race.
• Bill Maher with Steve Kornacki: The red and the blue.
• Trevor with Carol Anderson: “One person, no vote” and the impact of voter suppression.
• David Pakman: Ted Cruz refuses to debate Beto O’Rourke.
• Willie Nelson sings “Vote ’em out”:

• Rachel Maddow: Brian Kemp record shows poor stewardship of Georgia’s election system
• Trevor: Democalypse 2018—Democrats look for history-making victory in Georgia .

Physics Girl: How to make fluid “climb” up!

Vox: How racism shapes jury selection.

Trevor: Kanye West and Taylor Swift pick political sides

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Steve Kornacki looks into his midterms crystal ball.

Minute Earth: The secret weapon that could help save bees.

Lauren Mayer: Oh, Beto!:

Real Engineering: How we will colonise the moon.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Power begets power.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Rape Deniers:

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is a master of impressions
• Stephen: Трамп makes up with Canada, Melania goes to Africa
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Mississippi rally and presidential emergency alert system
• Trevor: Dotard Трамп’s dodgy tax history
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп out Трамп is NOT a self-made millionaire
• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un responds to Трамп using the L-word
• Roy Wood, Jr.: Extreme team-building in Трамп’s divided America
• James Corden: Трамп tax cheating and test messages.
• The Atlantic: The “nightmare” of a Tweeting President.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence reveals greatest threat to America
• Seth Meyers: Трампy monologue
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп “self-made” claims are bogus
• Trevor: Трамп “loco” trade announcement
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп can’t stop bragging
• Stephen interviews Трамп’s new White House attorney
• Jimmy Fallen: Трампy news
• James Corden: Трамп’s shady taxes
• Late Show: Not all of Трамп’s presidential alerts were the same
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп’s dead father has a message for him
• Seth Meyers: Stephen Miller’s anti-immigrant policies
• Trevor: Трамп makes a trade deal with Mexico and Canada
• Stephen knows how to block the presidential alert
• Late Show: How many times can Трамп interrupt women in one press conference?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s presidential alerts – The movie
• Trevor: Трамп’s China conspiracy
• Stephen: Трамп takes a stand for the real victims—men

Kurzgesagt: Why meat is the best worst thing in the world.

James Corden and Eric Idle: “We are probably all going to die’:

Now This World: The problem with the UN veto power

Supremely Boofed!

• Trevor: Jeff Flake flips on Brett Kavanaugh
• Stephen with Jake Tapper: Jake Tapper credits Jeff Flake for “gutsy” decision
• Jimmy Kimmel: New proof that Kavanaugh has bad judgement
• Trevor: Brett Kavanaugh’s 1985 bar brawl brings his honesty under oath into question
• Roy Zimmerman: White Indignant Male Person (W.I.M.P.):

• Seth Meyers: Трамп melts down over Dr. Ford’s testimony
• Jimmy Kimmel: Hope for Kavanaugh and other men accused of sexual assault
• Late Show: Kavanaugh testimony drinking game
• Stephen: Kavanaugh’s drinking buddy speaks out
• Mark Fiore: Beer warning alert.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Kavanaugh is one of the finest people Трамп has known
• Super DeluxeAmerican horror story—Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation
• Trevor: Why don’t Republicans just dump Brett Kavanaugh?
• StephenKavanaugh may have boofed the truth during his testimony
• Jimmy Kimmel: Things that lasted longer than Kavanaugh FBI investigation
• Seth Meyers: GOP pushes for Kavanaugh vote after FBI report
• Late Show: UB40’s “Red, Red Wine” Ft. Brett Kavanaugh
• Stephen with Jake Tapper: Lindsey Graham’s transformation as a survival tactic
• A very scary time for men
• Trevor: Secretive, speedy & sketchy—The FBI investigation into Brett Kavanaugh
• Jordan Klepper Asks mississippi Трамп supporters about Brett Kavanaugh’s sexual assault allegations
• Seth Meyers: Трамп defends Kavanaugh in crazy press conference amid FBI probe
• James Corden: Brett Kavanaugh still has a shot
• Jonathan Mann: Angry Kavanaugh Lying Song:

• Rachel Maddow: Brett Kavanaugh vote will drive political backlash if history is any guide.
• Late Show: Ken Burns presents the Kavanaugh letters
• Conan’s high school year book
• Stephen: Brett Kavanaugh’s very stereotypical “80s bar fight”
• Trevor: Трамп weaponizes victimhood to defend Kavanaugh

Jim Jefferies: All America wants is the most entertaining candidate.

Wendover: Why the world is running out of pilots.

Late Show conspiracy theories with Damon Wayans Jr..

The Atlantic: Can women’s anger save America?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen links Big Pharma’s Sackler family to America’s opioid crisis.

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

Vox: Why every social media site is a dumpster fire

The Dotard Трамп and Other Toads:

• Late Show: Toad is coping with the bad news
• Bill Maher: New Rule—Narcissist in Chief
• Stephen: Трамп wants to build a wall… in the Sahara Desert
• Lauren Mayer: Who’s next?

• Jimmy Kimmel: Putin is preying on Трамп’s insecurity
• Ari Melber: After Manafort and Cohen Flip, new leaks attack Mueller’s boss
• James Corden: The Dotard has wall advice for “European Mexico”
• Maddow: NY Times story may give Dotard Трамп excuse he seeks to fire Rod Rosenstein
• Trevor: Bert and Ernie’s sexuality and Трамп’s Toad penis
• Stephen: Трамп’s less than magic mushroom
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry—“Pollution is not a problem!”
• Jimmy Fallon: Stormy Daniels details her night with The Dotard in new book
• Seth Meyers: The “law and order” President on collusion and Kavanaugh
• James Corden: Add Toad to the list of things Трамп has ruined
• Jonathan Mann: Toad, from Mario Kart
• Stephen made Трамп’s hurricane response into a children’s book:

• Bill Maher: Private parts and public hearings
• Jimmy Kimmel: Team Трамп? Eat here!
• Super Deluxe: Pastor John Kilpatrick is saving Трамп from witchcraf

College Humor: Our weirdest sex misconceptions.

Kurzgesagt: How we could build a moon base TODAY.

Puerto Rico Moves Forward:

• Trevor: José Andrés—“We Fed an Island” and bringing comfort and nourishment to Puerto Rico
• Nova: Planetary scientist on healing after hurricane Maria.
• Nova: Arecibo observatory and radio telescope.
• Nova: Macaque monkeys adapt after hurricane Maria.
• Nova: Innovative energy solutions after hurricane Maria.
• The Atlantic: Can Puerto Rico rebuild itself?

Stephen: The most Canadian marijuana story ever.

Jim Jefferies: Nike’s Colin Kaepernick ad isn’t about taking a moral stand.

Midterm Fever:

• Jimmy Dore: Conservatives boycott Willie Nelson over Beto O’Rourke support
• Full Frontal: Chuck Jones will kick your ass.
• Jimmy Fallon and Yara Shahidi: Voting Avenue ft. (Schoolhouse Rock!):

• WaPo: In the ‘Year of the Woman,’ Republican candidates face certain hurdles

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Daily Show: How racist is Boston?

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie caught taking laundered money from embezzler.

Stephen: Are Bert and Ernie a gay couple?

Supremely Fucked:

• Stephen simulates next week’s Kavanaugh/Ford hearing
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans have no intention of fair hearing for Ford
• Mark Fiore: Justice is blind drunk
• Trevor: GOP pushes SCOTUS vote despite sexual misconduct allegations against Kavanaugh
• Vox: Kavanaugh’s sexual assault denial follows a familiar pattern
• Samantha Bee: Brett Kavanaugh—No more nineties reboots, please
• Jonathan Mann: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford
• Stephen: The GOP accuses Kavanaugh’s accuser of being “mixed up”
• Rachel Maddow: GOP fails to explain excluding FBI from Brett Kavanaugh investigation
• Seth Meyers: GOP stands by Kavanaugh despite sexual assault allegations
• Bill Maher: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Brett Kavanaugh
• Trevor: Trevor doesn’t buy Senator Orrin Hatch’s defense of Brett Kavanaugh
• The Late Show has Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook

Vox: Don’t blame scooters. Blame the streets..

Samantha Bee: The case for even more universal health care, part 1

Samantha Bee: The case for even more universal health care, part 2

Daily Show: Minorities Report—Stopping racist 911 calls.

Stephen: Michelle Obama goes on tour, rock star style.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Ari Melber: First amendment doesn’t protect Alex Jones defamation.

The Atlantic: What is “normal”, what is “different”?

Real Engineering: Can we terraform the Sahara to stop climate change?

Bill Maher: I don’t know it for a fact…I just know it’s true

The Tremendously Big and Tremendously Wet Dotard Трамп And Friends:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Majority say The Dotard Трамп is not fit to serve, new poll shows
• Stephen: Bob Woodward responds to denials from Mattis and Kelly/a>
• Trevor: Трамп tries to sniff out his anonymous critic
• The best Dotard Трамп memes: Episode 3—Totally not fake news
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Paul Manafort must have “blockbuster information,” says former prosecutor
• Stephen with Bob Woodward: Let the silence suck out the truth
• Ari Melber: Manafort plea deal, a convicted Russian hacker, and suspicious money transfers
• WaPo: Politicians react to Трамп’s Puerto Rico tweet:

• Daily Show: Masterpiece Tweeter—“9/11 haters and losers”
• Trevor: The Dotard calls his Puerto Rico hurricane response an “unsung success”
• Stephen: This Tweet Трампs all other horrible Трамп Tweets
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп praises North Korean parade
• Late Show: More audio from Bob Woodward’s call with the President
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard calls Puerto Rico response “An unappreciated great job”
• Trevor with April Ryan: “Under Fire” and demanding the truth from the Трамп White House
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп’s 9/11 lies and behavior in Shanksville
• Jimmy Kimmel: Bob Woodward’s Трамп book is 1000% true
• Ari Melber: Humanitarian crisis as Трамп detains record number of migrant kids
• Stephen: What does Bob Woodward fear most?
• WaPo: The most explosive reporting in Bob Woodward’s new book on the Трамп White House
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Avenatti says it’s too late for The Dotard Трамп and Cohen to surrender
• Trevor: Obama lights up the Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: Late Show is tracking two very different storms
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is actually A LOT like Abraham Lincoln
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп admin took millions from FEMA for ICE detentions
• Rachel Maddow: Document shows DHS transferring $29M from Coast Guard to ICE
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard may face new test with Russia after NBC report
• Ari Melber: Independents bail on Трамп spelling midterm troubles
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп’s storm before the storm
• Trevor: The Dotard Трамп is really bad at 9/11
• Late Show: Трамп’s approval ratings hit a new low
• James Corden: Трамп’s circle of trust is closing in…
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Department of Swagger
• Ari Melber: Stunning flip—Manafort pleads guilty and is cooperating with Mueller
• Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Woodward and demands op-ed investigation
• Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller secures full cooperation and guilty plea from Paul Manafort:

• Trevor: Shitstorm Dotard rages on Twitter while hurricane Florence hits the Carolinas
• The Dotard in Just clap and smile, please!
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Book reveals new dangers Трамп poses to security
• Ari Melber: Manafort guilty plea could reveal truth about Трамп Tower meeting
• Stephen: Obama speaks out and ‘plaid shirt guy’ silently trolls Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: It’s almost like Трамп doesn’t mean what he says
• Bill Maher: Florence and the ratings machine
• Trevor: Are social media companies really silencing conservatives?

Rachel Maddow: Judge more annoyed than charmed by Maria Butina boyfriend duet video.

Stephen: To boldly advertise where no one has advertised before.

Minute Earth: Why malaria isn’t just a tropical disease.

Supremely Fucked:

• WaPo: Brett Kavanaugh can’t stop touching his pocket Constitution
• Trevor: So you think you can judge—A lot of words with nothing happening.
• Stephen: Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged gambling is focus of new inquiry
• Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow: Anonymous nature of Brett Kavanaugh letter complicates vetting
• WaPo: Did Brett Kavanaugh offer a ‘dog whistle’ to abortion foes?
• Late Show: Inside Brett Kavanaugh’s poker game
• Trevor with Sen. Amy Klobuchar: The case against Brett Kavanaugh and “Nevertheless, we persisted”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Allegations against Supreme Court nominee a challenge to Senate
• Heads of State: Is Brett Kavanaugh a serial abortionist?
• Rachel Maddow: Brett Kavanaugh called out for false statements on stolen documents.
• WaPo: John Dean warns against Kavanaugh confirmation
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Supreme Court nominee accusations put Senate GOP in spotlight

WaPo: Ben Folds writes a song about Rod Rosenstein:

Chris Hayes: Who is being held accountable for poisoning the people of flint?.

Jimmy Dore: Vince Vaughn burns his Nike’s in protest of Kaepernick commercial.

The Atlantic: America has always been a tribal society.

The life of Bryan.

Just Neil deGrasse Tyson:

• Late Show: Superpowers debunked with Neil DeGrasse Tyson
• Stephen: Трамп’s Space Force is not a crazy idea
• Ari Melber: Neil DeGrasse Tyson warns “scientifically illiterate” electorate
• Stephen: The military/space alliance runs deep
• Late Show conspiracy theories

New Yorker: Do personality tests like Myers-Briggs actually work?

Michael Che demands more political speeches at the 70th Emmy awards.

Is Colin Jost fit to host the 70th Emmy awards?

Michael Che wants musical numbers over jokes at the 70th Emmy awards.

Jim Jefferies: Has Jim found God?

Vox: Why we say okay.

The Atlantic: The problem with parents, kids, and social media.

Mid-Terms Are Coming:

• Stephen: Will Beto O’Rourke skate his way to the Senate?.
• Now This World: Russian interference in the U.S. 2018 midterm elections.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP midterm “Shipwreck” could be worse
• Samantha Bee: Minority rule.
• Stephen with Beto O’Rourke: We don’t need a wall.
• Jimmy Fallon: Senator Cory Booker explains how young voter turnout could change Congress overnight.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about Puerto Rico death toll as GOP braces for midterms.
• Samantha Bee: Gamify the Midterms, Act 2.
• Samantha Bee: Gamify the midterms, Act 3.
• Trevor: Democalypse 2018 —Democrats aim for a midterm victory in Orange County

James Cordon with Professor Robert Winston: Science tricks.

Bill Maher: New rule—scary socialism!

Wendover: How fighting wildfires works.

Stephen: Porn wars with Tucker Carlson and Michael Avenatti.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Vox: Why protected bike lanes are more valuable than parking spaces.

The Atlantic: Inside the trauma of family separation:

Rachel Maddow’s show turns 10!

Dotard Трамп—The Amoral Dolt With A 5th Grade Understanding of the World, and Friends:

• Stephen: A damning op-ed distracts Трамп from a damning book
• Seth Meyers: The GOP’s corrupt bargain with “reckless” and “erratic” Трамп
• Ari Melber: Трамп trying to change rule for indefinite jailing of children
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп talks impeachment, his own mental health
• Trevor: The New York Times drops shocking anonymous op-ed
• Chris Hayes with Sen. Chris Murphy: History isn’t kind to collaborators
• Stephen: The strange case of the explosive anonymous op-ed
• Ari Melber: Former Трамп campaign aide sentenced in Mueller probe
• WaPo Opinion: Трамп has violated his oath of office — via Twitter
• Jimmy Kimmel REALLY knows who wrote the NY Times op-ed on Трамп
• Трамп: “I’m not going to have time to go golfing, believe me.”
• Bill Maher: Threat level orange:

• Stephen: Presidential leak-crets from the anonymous op-ed writer
• Daily Show: Masterpiece Tweeter—Covfefe
• Late Show: Clue—White House edition
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
• Ari Melber: Senior Трамп Admin. official reveals secret resistance
• Lawrence: Who wrote it?
• Stephen: Трамп’s Cyberbullying of Jeff Sessions continues
• The Late Show: The Reading Rainbow—Bob Woodward’s ‘Fear’
• Seth Meyers: Трампy monologue
• Chris Hayes: Dangers threaten the Dotard Трамп presidency from within and without
• Rachel Maddow: Some Трамп Admin officials see role as protecting US from The Dotard
• Ari Melber with Alyssa Milano: The Dotard is defying the American majority
• Stephen with Sec. John Kerry: Resistance within the White House
• Lawrence O’Donnell: White House has list of who could have written op-ed
• James Corden: Surprise! Трамп’s inauguration crowd photo was doctored!
• Trevor: Boycott Season hits Nike, the New Yorker and Ryan Gosling
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel knows who wrote NY Times op-ed on Трамп
• WaPo: Unraveling President Трамп’s top 5 claims
• Mental health experts: Трамп is dangerous & unstable
• Seth Meyers with Chris Cuomo on Why Republicans Embrace The Dotard
• Stephen: Bob Woodward, insiders call the White House “crazytown”
• Ari Melber: Трамп White House rocked by scathing anonymous attack from Трамп official
• Lawrence O’Donnell: An “amoral” Трамп led cabinet to consider invoking 25th amendment

Rachel Maddow with Steve Kornacki: Ayanna Pressley poised to make history with historic House seat.

Ali Velshi: Can Beto O’Rourke and Dems turn Texas blue?

Mental Floss: The surprising history of school

Supremely Fucked:

• Ari Melber: Supreme Court pick ducks question on firing Special Counsel
• Mother Jones: Kavanaugh turns his back on Parkland father
• Rachel Maddow: Democrats aim for potential cracks in GOP support for Brett Kavanaugh
• WaPo: Sen Booker, “I’m knowingly violating the rules” and releasing documents
• Trevor: Kamala Harris brings the heat at Kavanaugh hearing
• Stephen: Трамп rebukes “embarrassing” protestors at Kavanaugh’s hearing
• Seth Meyers with Chris Cuomo on Judge Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing.
• Rachel Maddow: GOP carries Brett Kavanaugh weight to protect legally precarious Трамп
• Kavanaugh turns his back on Parkland father
• Ari Melber with Sen. Whitehouse Трамп’s SCOTUS pick open to gutting Roe v. Wade
• Jonathan Mann: Not Obvious To Kananaugh:

• Seth Meyers: GOP Rushes Kavanaugh hearing amid Трамп’s legal woes
• Chris Hayes: Senator Cory Booker blasts SCOTUS hearing
• Rachel Maddow: Overlap in Brett Kavanaugh nomination and Трамп Russia probe becomes clear
• Trevor: The battle over Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation
• Mark Fiore: Embrace your inner Kavanaugh
• Stephen: Cory Booker tells Senate committee chairman to “bring it”
• Rachel Maddow: Democrats try to make case for Brett Kavanaugh perjury with past emails
• Late Show: The Brett Kavanaugh free for all
• WaPo: Harris questions Kavanaugh on the Mueller probe.
• Heads Of State: Brett Kavanaugh and Dotard Трамп on withholding SCOTUS documents
• Rachel Maddow: U.S. women see reason to reject Dotard Трамп SCOTUS pick Brett Kavanaugh

The Atlantic: Why is America obsessed with lawns.

WaPo: Obama’s rallying cry for the midterms:

Largest prison strike in U.S. history.

Burning Their Foot-bras To “Own The Libs”:

• Amber Ruffin and Seth Meyers on protests against Nike’s Ad campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick.
• Chris Hayes: People are lighting shoes on fire to “own the libs”.
• WaPo: “Just Do It”—Colin Kaepernick stars in new Nike ad campaign
• Jimmy Kimmel: Some People are really mad at Nike
• Trevor: Nike’s Kaepernick ad

Stephen: A Twitter bill to swallow.

Physics Girl: What size magnet will erase a credit card.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Matthew 5:31-32
“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Discuss.

Roe v. Wade saved my daughter’s life.

Winlar: Hey! America!:
https://youtu.be/Xe8E2cLdVA0

Minute Physics: How to stop structures from SHAKING.

Funny or Die: When u a Congressman and things get awkward AF at the outdoor festival.

The Atlantic: “Man-killing jobs” and environmental racism.

Young Turks: Fan to Alex Jones, “What about the trans porn on your phone?”

Trevor with Dahlia Lithwick: The politicization of Neil Gorsuch’s SCOTUS confirmation.

Egosurfer Dotard Трамп and His Associates in Crime:

• Chris Hayes with Adam Schiff: What happens if Democrats take the House?
• Ali Velshi: The Dotard Трамп’s disapproval soars as Robert Mueller approval holds solid
• Jim Jefferies: A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim and a Jim.
• Rachel Maddow: The GOP’s misuse of private security documents
• Young Turks: Трамп’s conspiracy theory about Russia tapes
• David Pakman: The Dotard is now arguing why we shouldn’t impeach him
• Farron Cousins: Betsy DeVos wants to redefine what “sexual assault” means
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп’s bizarre obsession with birds
• Conan: Трамп promised evangelicals….
• Liberal Viewer: Faux News spins Трамп threat as metaphor
• Ali Velshi: The story that set the Dotard Трамп off today
• Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller gets another guilty plea flip following foreign money
• The Daily Show: So much winning!
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп angry at Google, silent on Puerto Rico and border crises
• Heads of State: Трамп SINGS “The Sound Of Music”:

• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп’s list of “good guys”
• Rachel Maddow: Attacks on DOJ to protect Трамп
• Young Turks: These polls are bad news for the Dotard
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп lays framework to fire Sessions and Mueller
• Superdeluxe: Getting to know the Huckabee family
• Our Cartoon President: “My fellow Americans, I declare…”
• Dotard Трамп: Even more signs of dementia? (Episode 5)
• Ali Velshi: The Dotard Трамп caves on honoring Senator John McCain
• David Pakman: Roger Stone claims Dotard Трамп Jr. is getting indicted
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп vs. speakerphone
• Andrea Mitchell with Pres. Jimmy Carter: Трамп’s “serious mistake” refusing to lower flag for McCain
• Lawrence O’Donnell: British intel snubs Rep. Devin Nunes requests for dossier info
• Randy Rainbow: IF YOU EVER GOT IMPEACHED:

• Farron Cousins: The Dotard is mad at Google and will look at “regulating” search results
• WaPo: Networks keep booking Трамп guests who can’t disparage Трамп
• Young Turks: The Dotard finds a new level of stupid
• Chris Hayes: A Dotard Трамп exposed to blackmail
• Ayman Mohyeldin: Manafort ally help foreign payment to Трамп inauguration
• Vox: Why obvious lies make great propaganda
• Trevor with Adam Schiff: Investigating Russia’s role in the 2016 election
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп is frantic to shore up his base as scandals deepen and insiders flip
• Ali Velshi: The other federal investigation worrying The Dotard Трамп
• Daily Show: Separation anxiety
• Young Turks: etsy DeVos’ proposed sexual misconduct guidelines update
• Farron Cousins: Furious Трамп wants Google investigated because he doesn’t like search results
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп intervened in plan for FBI HQ near his hotel
• Rachel Maddow: Paul Manafort looked to cut a deal with Mueller in second trial
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп to rally for Senator “Lying” Ted Cruz

WaPo: What is salmonella?

Trevor with Rep. Jim Himes (D CT-04): Why gun deaths are a uniquely American problem.

John Oliver: Retractions.

Sam Seder: Republicans say the darndest things on C-SPAN.

Minute Earth: Why do some animals eat poop?

David Pakman: Transphobe Alex Jones caught looking at transgender porn on live stream.

Midterms On The Horizon:

• Young Turks: Ron DeSantis on Black opponent, “The last thing we need to do is monkey this up”
• WaPo: Who is Andrew Gillum?.
• Mark Fiore: Back to screwed.
• Farron Cousins: Republican Governor candidate makes major racist gaffe.
• Young Turks: DeSantis uses racist language against Andrew Gillum
• Pap: Rep Duncan Hunter and Wife charged with federal crimes in campaign fund scandal
• WaPo: Beto O’Rourke was in a punk rock band. The Texas GOP tried to shame him.
• David Pakman: Nutjobber Republican blames McCain of dying to deliberately hurt her campaign
• Farron Cousins: Трамп-backed Republican runs racist, conspiracy theory-pushing Facebook page
• Young Turks: Трамп is terrified of Andrew Gillum

SuperDeluxe: Elon Musk as an Indie synth-pop song.

Sky News: Can people give up social media for 30 days?

Daily Show: DiscrimiNATION

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Trevor with D.L. Hughley: Racially charged police violence and “How Not to Get Shot”

Corporate Landlords: The fight for affordable housing in California.

Mother Jones: March for Our Lives (full studio interview).

Jim Jefferies: Sitting down with QAnon conspiracy theorists:

The Atlantic: Ernest Shackleton’s ill-fated Antarctic expedition.

New Yorker: What it’s like chasing the world’s biggest tornadoes

Trevor: Silicon Valley discovers Africa.

Bill Maher: Wok the vote.

Real Engineering: Why the US Airforce ejected a bear.

Vox: The fractured politics of a browning America.

Mother Jones: Indicted California Republican blames his wife.

Trevor: Alex Jones’s Twitter timeout and Andrew Cuomo’s MAGA gaffe.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Chaser the dog shows off her smarts.

Unindicted Co-conspirator Dotard Трамп and His Koterie of Krooked Kakistocrats:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп talks impeachment, as Трамп allies talk to fed prosecutors
• WaPo: Not just misleading. Not merely false. A lie.
• Chris Hayes: All the President mess
• Our Cartoon President: Трамп galactic military empire
• Conan: The walls Mexico is offering to pay for
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп’s “worst week” as top allies talk to feds
• Lauren Mayer: (I thought truth was) true
• Rachel Maddow: David Pecker’s past practice puts POTUS in a pickle
• Trevor: Deregulation station—For-profit colleges and Трамп’s liberation of corporations
• WaPo: The definition of “truth” keeps changing under Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Cohen says Dotard Трамп ordered him to commit crimes
• Heads of State: Giuliani and Трамп as Hall and Oates—“Truth Isn’t Truth”:

• Our Cartoon President: “Sir, is everything okay?”
• Ayman Mohyeldin: Republican “cover-up” for Трамп “shameful”
• Daily Show: My Super Tweet 16—The “best” of Dotard Трамп’s Tweets
• Lawrence O’Donnell: After Michael Cohen’s plea, “How many other smoking guns are there?”
• Conan: Трамп calls into Conan to discuss the big news
• WaPo Opinion: Трамп is facing worse than Watergate. I should know.
• Rachel Maddow: New Michael Cohen subpoena could mean new legal trouble for Трамп family
• Our Cartoon President: “Making America A Military Wonderland”
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп, The “great” endorser
• Trevor: Katy Tur on the road to the Трамп White House in “Unbelievable”
• WaPo: Pundits keep (wrongly) predicting the end of Трамп’s presidency
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп claims “I could run” Robert Mueller investigation “if I want”
• Randy Rainbow: OMAROSA!

• Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen more than happy to tell Mueller all that he knows
• WaPo: What’s next for Трамп after the Manafort and Cohen convictions?
• Mark Fiore: The wonderful White House isn’ts
• Bill Maher: Orange Tuesday
• Chris Hayes with Sen. Chris Murphy: On impeachment and delaying the Kavanaugh hearing
• Trevor: Трамп feuds with Omarosa
• Ali Velshi: Michael Cohen pleads guilty, implicates Dotard Трамп.
• WaPo: Where The Dotard’s tweet about South African land seizures came from
• Conan: A Nazi prison guard was found hiding at a Трамп rally
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Paul Manafort evaluating options, after “tremendous victory” for Mueller
• Ayman Mohyeldin: Former prosecutor says Трамп’s language is like “kingpins and drug dealers”
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп has surrounded himself with criminals
• Vox: Michael Cohen—Sex, lies and campaign finance
• WaPo: The worst day of Трамп’s presidency?

Daily Show: 100% Трамп-free show.

The Atlantic: It’s good to be a rebel.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Chris Hayes: Representative Duncan D. Hunter throws his wife under the bus.

WaPo: Women of color candidates break barriers in the 2018 midterms.

Trevor: The midterm elections are weird.

Songify: Zucc smokin meats.

Winlar: Racist F and Things:

Congressional hits and misses from a 2-day Senate work week

The Atlantic: Social media and hate speech—Who gets to decide?

Wendover: How to build a $100 million satellite.

Daily Show: Let’s talk about Black women’s equal pay day

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: Fascists to watch 2018

WaPo: Wisconsin’s lieutenant governor candidate wants people to know that he is alive.

The Atlantic: Why the U.S. should provide universal basic income.

Seth Meyers: Senator Elizabeth Warren talks about the Democratic Party’s shift to the left.

Slate: Attention, cyclists, it’s fine for non-bikers to use the bike lane.

Vox: How ID laws can put trans people in danger.

The Atlantic: Is the dinosaur–apocalypse story wrong?

Trevor: Spike Lee, “BlacKkKlansman” and fighting the rise of racism in the Трамп era.

WaPo: FAUX News’ latest fringe theory—Robert Mueller is more dangerous than Vladimir Putin

GQ: Why bad cops are almost never held accountable.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Puppets:

• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani and Omarosa cause problems for Трамп
• Trevor: Does the Трамп n-word tape exist?
• Our Cartoon President: “We built the wall”
• Stephen: Omarosa reveals Трамп’s secret staff nicknames
• Jimmy Fallon: Tweets with Beats—Трамп is hurt by these “clowns and losers”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Wolf Blitzer on Трамп attacking the media
• Bill Maher: Omarosa week
• James Corden: Pet names for the first family
• Late Show: Manafort’s legal team has a crazy plan
• Stephen: Melania Трамп responds to Omarosa’s book
• Seth Meyers: Omarosa says Трамп tried to buy her silence
• Our Cartoon President: Omarosa releases Трамп tapes:

• Rachel Maddow: Unlike Nixon, President Dotard Трамп admin pursues enemies list in public
• Our Cartoon President: “We should’ve built this wall together”
• Jimmy Fallon: A Трампy monologue
• Ari Melber: Watergate Lawyer says GOP may need a “smoking gun” to abandon Трамп
• Trevor: Трамп has met his match with Omarosa
• Stephen: Трамп’s obvious attempt to change the subject
• Jimmy Kimmel: Omarosa’s bombshells on Трамп, Kushner, Pence and Scaramucci
• WaPo: White House “can’t guarantee” Трамп didn’t use the n-word
• Mark Fiore: No guarantees
• Stephen: Трамп freely criticizes the free press
• Seth Myers: Senator Elizabeth Warren talks about corruption in the Трамп administration
• James Corden: The Omarosa-Трамп tapes you haven’t heard!
• Late Show: Destiny’s child reminds Трамп to “say McCain”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mommin’ with Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Trevor: Hating Трамп is a booming business
• Seth fires a dog
• Stephen: Geography 101—World maps Трамп can understand
• James Corden: “The Omarosa tapes” are real and they’re unreal
• Our Cartoon President: “I got some things to say about Lebron”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: What President Dotard Трамп said about being Black in 1989
• Stephen: W. Kamau Bell, “Yes, he’s a racist”
• Trevor: Omarosa on her secret tapes & Трамп’s biggest weakness
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп uses all kinds of “N-words”.
• Late Show: NOW that’s what I call racist
• Stephen: Another day, another Omarosa tape
• James Corden: Robert Mueller’s indictment song:

• Ari Melber: Robert Mueller Prosecutors say Paul Manafort is a lying criminal
• Seth Meyers: Omarosa says Трамп knew about hacked emails in advance
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп News Network—Omarosa’s “unhinged” tell-all memoir
• Rachel Maddow: John O. Brennan—I gave Трамп a year to live up to the office. He didn’t.
• Stephen: Трамп’s NDAs are completely worthless
• Jimmy Kimmel: Why did Donald Трамп cross the road?

Amber Ruffin remakes art created by problematic men.

The Atlantic: Can the undocumented “earn” citizenship?.

WaPo: How “Respect,” Aretha Franklin’s iconic song, came to be

Jim Jefferies replaces his weatherman.

Mental Floss: The 2000s internet.

Trevor: Why people uncomfortable with breastfeeding should suck it up.

Seth Meyers: Spike Lee on the connection between Charlottesville and BlacKkKlansman.

Kurzgesagt: Wormholes explained.

Stopping Gun Violence in America:

• Mother Jones: The Parkland teens learned a huge lesson on their cross-country trek.
• Trevor: Matt Deitsch and Emma González on meeting counterprotesters
• Mother Jones: Sandy Hook and Parkland parents united by tragedy–and a shared mission.
• Late Night: 3D Guns—What are they and how do they work?

Vox: Why is California always on fire?

Trevor: Washington D.C.’s Unite the Right rally is a flop and Leo Deblin comes to the rescue.

Seth Meyers: The kind of story we need right now—waitress body slams groper.

The roots of racism in Charlottesville.

Samantha Bee: Undocumented immigrants make your food.

Minute Physics: The twins paradox hands-on explanation.

The Atlantic: A surprising U.S.-Canada border dispute

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Late Show exclusive trailer: Steven Seagal’s Special Envoy.

The Atlantic: Video can create a just society.

Stephen: The GOP Congressman who broke the law at a picnic.

Lauren Mayer: My favorite Jill’s pins.

Jimmy Fallon: Spike Lee on how today’s political climate mirrors real-life history of BlacKkKlansman.

Samantha Bee: Pregnancy discrimination.

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie’s family still thinks he’s Governor.

Jonathan Mann: Twitter is the wrong place.

Real Engineering: Designing a perfect airport runway.

Late Show: Ronda Rousey defeats America’s enemies.

Vox: How reliable is fingerprint analysis?

WaPo Opinion: Banning Alex Jones isn’t a violation of the First Amendment.

Trevor and Roy Wood, Jr.: Franklin’s 50th Peanuts anniversary.

Why 10% of Floridians can’t vote.

Stephen: Tuck Buckford will not be silenced.

The Dotard Трамп and His “Best” Criminals, Imbeciles and Space Cadets:

• Stephen: Colbert meets a religious liberty task force special agent
• Seth Meyers with Lester Holt: Трамп calling journalists the “enemy of the people”
• James Corden: Hollywood, ’90s Pence & Broadway stars hate Трамп
• Bill Maher: New Rule—I, Q
• Chris Hayes: Melania Трамп’s parents benefited from “chain migration”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп is the least racist person ever
• WaPo: Why does The Dotard want a Space Force?
• Trevor: Team Трамп’s plot to block legal immigrants from citizenship
• Samantha Bee: Bad boy roundup—Manafort and Don Jr.:

• Stephen: A presidential makeup tutorial
• Our Cartoon President: “Deep state hijacks Трамп speech”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп confesses on Twitter and Rick Gates testifies against Manafort
• Boycotting Bigotry: Comedians combat Трамп’s corruption and hate
• Stephen: Трамп isn’t taking a vacation from lying
• Late Show: The Трамп Postcards—New Jersey edition
• Mark Fiore: The leaning tower of Трамп
• Stephen with Chris Hayes: (Un)presidential tweeting and Rick Gates’ testimony
• Jimmy Kimmel: Hey Dotard Трамп, climate change affects you too!
• Trevor: Gates and Manafort—The white-collar Bonnie and Clyde
• Seth Meyers: Andrew Wheeler and the Environmental Protection Agency
• WaPo: Трамп has a history of mocking his black critics’ intelligence
• Stephen: Rick Gates confessions, infidelity, and “WTF”
• Rachel Maddow: Senator Bill Nelson—Russians have penetrated Florida election systems
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The shocking story of the “biggest grifter” in The Dotard Трамп swamp
• Late Show: The White House sets new parameters for Mueller
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп News Network—LeBron James and enemies of the people
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Week of Corruption Scandals
• Chris Hayes: Fuzzy grasp on numbers seems to run in the President Dotard Трамп family
• Stephen: Трамп floated firing Mueller 20 times while golfing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Join the Space Force!
• The Atlantic: How ICE drives immigrants to “self-deport”
• Our Cartoon President: The American way
• Late Show: ‘Friends’ theme song, Manafort/Gates Edition
• Maddow: Nunes on tape at McMorris Rodgers fundraiser—Brett Kavanaugh vote, then Rod Rosenstein impeachment!:

• WaPo: Devin Nunes just tied the Mueller Russia probe to the 2018 midterms
• Seth Meyers: Point, Counterpoint—Трамп-shit edition
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Jill Wine-Banks on audio of Nunes talking Mueller probe at McMorris Rodgers fundraiser.
• Rachel Maddow: Magazine’s odd model choice—A cover story or a cover story?
• Stephen: Mike Pence tries to make Space Force sound less dumb
• Hasan the Record: Can President Трамп pardon himself?
• Chris Hayes with Seth Meyers on late night in the Dotard Трамп era
• Jimmy Fallon: Tweets with Beats—Dotard Трамп’s Space Force all the way
• Ari Melber: President Dotard Трамп’s Twitter distraction amid scandals
• Samantha Bee: Crashing Sean Spicer’s book tour
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s space force gets celebrity endorsement
• Trevor: Melania Трамп is so over it
• Seth Meyers: Chris Collins, Трамп’s earliest congressional backer, is indicted
• Stephen: How Dotard Трамп butted into Ohio’s special election

Vox: How “levee wars” are making floods worse.

WaPo: How Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY) allegedly tipped off friends and family in insider trading scheme.

Chris Hayes: FCC lied about being under cyber attack.

Physics Girl: The projector illusion.

Our Cartoon President: Alex Jones addresses ban:

Ronny Chieng brings Stephen a ‘Colbert Report’ souvenir.

Jim Jefferies: 3D-printed guns are only a few clicks away.

The Atlantic: #MeToo and sexual harassment in the government.

Trevor interviews Geogia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams (D).

Vox: What a new Supreme Court means for abortion.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

WaPo: Who is Rashida Tlaib?.

Stephen: Senator Cory Booker is running in 2020…for something.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Accountability is meaningless unless it’s for everybody.

Seth Meyers: Getting to know Brett Kavanaugh.

Chris Hayes: Mitch McConnell cancels recess, but Flake leaves anyway.

Sky News: The sex slaves of Atlanta.

Trevor: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—Bringing moral courage to American politics.

Samantha Bee: Male sexual abuse isn’t funny

Stephen: Stephen learns macroeconomics on a roller coaster.

The Dotard Трамп And His Co-Collusioners:

• Late Show: Rudy Giuliani vs. Rudy Giuliani on Michael Cohen
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans are “Brainwashed,” and won’t object to Трамп obstruction
• Our Cartoon President: Rudy Giuliani defends Трамп
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of The Dotard Трамп’s head, “Who’s that hot lady?”
• Roy Wood, Jr.: Twitter lashes out at the wrong Michael Cohen
• Trevor: Manafort’s million dollar flower bed
• Mark Fiore: The Трамп—Giuliani tape
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп demonstrates acting presidential at Tampa Rally
• Stephen: A “smocking gun,” Al Capone, and obstruction of justice
• Chris Hayes: The Трамп administration was warned about family separation harms
• Jimmy Kimmel: Perfect voice for ALF remake
• Super Deluxe: The Dotard Трамп thinks the F-35 is literally invisible
• Vice News: Immigration officials have no idea how to fix family separation
• Nicolle Wallace: Former Republican Steve Schmidt says Трамп is ignorant, naive, and a fool on the world stage
• WaPo Opinion: Here’s why Трамп wouldn’t have won without Russia
• Lawrence O’Donnell: George Takei on U.S. government holding kids in camps
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard pushes another tax cut and calls for an end to the Russia probe
• Bill Maher: The party of Putin:

• Trevor: Rudy Giuliani rants about “scumbag” Michael Cohen
• Late Show: Manafort’s ostrich jacket comes back to bite him
• Our Cartoon President: “Dear Mr. Mueller”
• Stephen: How Mueller sparked Трамп’s latest Twitter fit
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of The Dotard Трамп’s head, “It’s speech time!”
• Late Show: Galino & Farnes—Secret tape attorneys
• Ari Melber: Трамп triples down with 16 daily false claims in June and July
• Chris Hayes: What is QAnon?
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп News Network—Collusion is not a crime
• Stephen: Трамп joins the “collusion is not a crime” chorus
• Samantha Bee: Stupid Трампy shit
• Late Show: Manafort’s courtroom sketch as a-ha’s ‘Take On Me’
• Trevor: The key to the Mueller investigation
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of The Dotard Трамп’s head, “You don’t like salad”
• Our Cartoon President: “I’m starting to like being old”
• Sky News: Will Putin be Трамп’s downfall?
• Stephen: Betsy DeVos’ $40 million yacht was set adrift
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Could a White House memo show Dotard Трамп obstruction?
• Ari Melber: Трамп invokes murderous gangster to defend Manafort
• Winlar: ITMFA:
  https://youtu.be/trBmiMru0gM
• Chris Hayes: Paul Manafort’s $15,000 ostrich jacket
• Trevor: Team Трамп plans another tax cut for the rich
• Stephen: Jim Acosta walks into the lyin’ den
• Tiny Fingers Resistance: Welcome to America (Bienvenido a ‘Merica)
• Late Show: Ostriches and pythons and Manafort, oh my!
• Nicolle Wallace: Public evidence suggests Robert Mueller is able to bring conspiracy charge
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of The Dotard Трамп’s head, “Don’t lose the Queen”
• Our Cartoon President: “I want the world to see me as I see myself’
• Bill Maher: Enema of the people
• Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani flip-flops on Michael Cohen and collusion
• Stephen: Ivanka’s courageous stance of “The media isn’t the enemy”
• Trevor: Трамп fights obstruction with obstruction
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Has The Dotard Трамп Tampered with the jury in the Paul Manafort trial?
• Late Show: Who Ya Gonna Call? Religious Liberty Task Force!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Rudy Giuliani panic over the Russia probe

Mental Floss: Grizzly bears, Chicago Bears, and Gummi Bears! Oh my!.

Trevor: The silver lining in 3D-printed guns.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Jim Jefferies: James Gunn, bad jokes and Twitter outrage.

Stephen: An offer for the newly Jewish Paul Ryan.

Vice News: Who’s afraid of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Everyone.

Trevor: Jim Jordan and the “Locker Room Talk” excuse.

Stephen: How the 2018 midterms became about bigfoot porn.

Jimmy Kimmel: Bigfoot porn is a thing

Michelle Wolf: Untested rape kits:

Pussy Riot’s World Cup protest explained.

Trevor: The world is on fire.

Samantha Bee: Asgardia—The real space nation.

Anti-corruption victory in Michigan.

Wendover: How Africa is becoming China’s China.

Stephen: Obama and Biden at a bakery is weirdly erotic.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.