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Slate: Why Democrats are blue and Republicans are Red—and why it’s the opposite everywhere else.

NOVA: Climate change’s best hope.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: “Roseanne” gives conservatives a safe space

Jimmy Kimmel responds to Sean Hannity’s vicious attacks.

The “Very Stable Genius” Dotard Трамп and Friends:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Kellyanne Conway on being the #1 White House leaker
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Robert Mueller’s team finds more Russia ties
• The President Show: The President must confess his sins
• WaPo: Here’s why scrutiny over Scott Pruitt’s actions is rising
• Ari Melber: How Manafort’s attack on Mueller backfired on him and FAUX News
• Bill Maher: Трамп the riffer
• Seth Meyers: Трамп sends the National Guard to the border and attacks Amazon
• Jimmy Kimmel: Second grader explains trade deficits to Dotard Трамп
• Eugene Robinson: Трамп lies about what scares him:

• Young Turks: Трамп deploying military to Mexican border because he saw it on FAUX News
• Trevor: Is Ronny Jackson ready to run the VA?
• Our Cartoon President: The manliest first pitch in history
• Heads of State: Why Трамп’s EPA eliminated Obama-era fuel efficiency rules
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп explains Easter & Passover
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп, Robert Mueller and “subject” versus “target”
• WaPo: Analyzing Трамп’s claims about “caravans” of migrants
• Ari Melber: Rob Reiner on why “truth” is difficult in the Трамп era
• David Pakman: Networks bail on bizarre, garbled Трамп speech/rant
• Young Turks: Трамп going “nuclear” (and stupid) over DACA
• The President Show: You can do so much without a conscience
• Jimmy Kimmel: Porn stars explain private arbitration
• Our Cartoon President: “Who’s the winner?”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: President Dotard Трамп’s “wag the dog” problem
• Seth Meyers: Point, Counterpoint—White House shake-up, bad leadership
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s bashing sparks new Amazon delivery service
• Jimmy Fallon: Dr. Evil gets fired from Трамп’s cabinet:

• Trevor: Michael Wolff on exposing the Трамп White House in “fire and fury”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s border plan explained by Barista Theatre
• The President Show: The porn star song
• Ari Melber: By denying Daniels payment, Dotard Трамп may ruin his own NDA
• Fact checking The Dotard’s “catch and release” Tweet
• Seth Meyers: Трамп breaks silence on Stormy Daniels as Russia probe heats up
• Young Turks: Democrat wins in latest sign of anti-Трамп blue wave.
• Our Cartoon President: Introducing cartoon John Bolton
• Trevor Noah with Cecile Richards: How Planned Parenthood is faring under Трамп.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Another big progressive win in Dotard Трамп country
• Mark Fiore: Drive the all new Megalosaurus
• Jimmy Kimmel: Surprise visitor at Dotard and Melania Трамп’s Easter egg roll
• Ari Melber: Obama adviser says Трамп’s undoing for monetizing the presidency

NOVA: The science of whoopee cushions.

Young Turks: Billionaire bigots spreading anti-Muslim propaganda

Adam Ruins Everything: How JFK almost caused World War 3.

Eugene Robinson: MLK was complicated. We should remember him that way.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: War on men—The beginning of the end

It’s Like Fucking Ground Hog Day—Another Goddamn Mass Shooting!

• Seth Meyers: Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) isn’t going to give up on gun control
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Cory Booker—Finding common ground to make America safer
• Vice News: Why the best hope for gun control isn’t Congress—It’s with the states
• Young Turks: NRA spews propaganda after YouTube shooting
• David Pakman: Rare female shooter opens fire at YouTube headquarters

The Atlantic: The human face of a prison sentence.

Vox: What America’s shopping mall decline means for social space

Tide CEO: You gotta stop eating Tide Pods.

Bill Maher: New rule—Pencils down.

WaPo: What is the nuclear option?

Minute Earth: Are plastics too strong?

America’s Pravda:

• David Pakman: Leaked memo reveals Sinclair threatening employees over “must-read” scripts
• Young Turks: Watch Sinclair turn local news anchors into creepy Трамп drones.
• WaPo: What is Sinclair Broadcast Group?
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The right way to protest school shootings
• David Pakman: The problem with Sinclair isn’t their right wing politics
• John Oliver: Sinclair’s propaganda

Jim Jefferies finds flaws in sex trafficking prevention bills.

Francesca Fiorentini: The fight between progressives and centrists

Vox: China’s trillion dollar plan to dominate global trade.

Minute Physics: Special relativity chapter 3—Lorentz transformations

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Space: The next trillion dollar industry.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Mad props to Judge Jeanine Pirro

Daily Show: Hasan Minhaj breaks down “punish a Muslim Day”.

Stephen launches a Facebook alternative.

Vox: US voting machines are failing and here’s why.

Samantha Bee: A message for Ted Cruz.

Stormy Sunday and the Naughty Dotard Трамп:

• Stephen interviews Anderson Cooper’s interview of Stormy Daniels
• Conan’s take from the Stormy Daniels interview
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer and Dotard Трамп’s legal team’s “catastrophic mistakes”
• WaPo: The key to good political satire in the Трамп era? Sticking to the facts.
• Trevor: Someone needs a proper spanking
• Vox: Why the Stormy Daniels lawsuit matters.
• Maddow: Senate Democrats ask DoJ officials to protect Mueller from President Трамп
• Our Cartoon President: You miss him don’t you?.
• Young Turks: Jim Carrey is The GOAT at trolling Трамп
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп’s CIA pick busted for destroying secret torture tapes
• Stephen: The scariest, hairiest Трамп appointment
• Late Show: Galino & Farnes—Lawyers that sue lawyers
• Chris Hayes: President Donald Трамп’s odd one-letter Twitter abbreviations, explained
• Our Cartoon President: I’ve got a great, great, lawyer:

• Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller reportedly eyeing Sessions as Sessions cheats on recusal
• Stephen: Трамп has a new nickname in Washington
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Prosecutors say Трамп’s campaign leaders are tied to Russian intel officer
• James Corden: The Трамп 5-day forecast is looking *Stormy!*
• Stephen: New GoFundMe project—A border wall
• WaPo: Fact checking The Dotard Трамп’s gripes with Amazon
• Late Show: John Bolton’s terrifying ideas sung by Michael Bolton
• Our Cartoon President: A bonus Трамп!
• Maddow: Jared Kushner under investigation… by the White House?
• Slate: Why Трамп’s decision to allow drilling on our coasts is so shocking
• Stephen Stormy Daniels’ “60 Minutes” tatings beat Трамп’s
• Trevor: Profiles in courage—John Bolton edition.
• Ari Melber: Трамп lawyer’s mind-blowingly stupid offering of a pardon to Gates and Manafort.
• James Corden: The Dotard Трамп denies an affair with Stormy
• Stephen: Dear Robert Mueller, Is it collusion yet?
• What do people really thing about Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Stormy Daniels beats The Dotard Трамп
• Our Cartoon President: We’re going to make you a real Трамп
• Mother Jones: Трамп’s plan to rig the 2020 census, explained
• WaPo: Трамп under oath—What Трамп’s past depositions indicate about ones to come
• Stephen: John Bolton is a madman
• Трамп Combat TV: How to be a successful bully
• Stephen falls victim to CNN’s “fake news”
• Songify the News: Porn stars, video games, and weed:

• Mark Fiore: Pruitt’s 5 steps to environmental apocalypse
• James Corden: It’s the military’s turn to pay for the WALL
• Chris Hayes: What do you call a see through wall?
• Rachel Maddow: President Трамп shops for new hires from TV and small, familiar circle
• Lauren Mayer: Dayenu (For the Трамп era)
• Late Show: The “Dirty Dossier” gets salacious
• Young Turks: Parkland survivor epically takes down Laura Ingraham
• Ari Melber: Трамп proposes “infrastructure week” but can’t get funding passed
• Stephen: Robert Mueller pities the fool
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп picks his personal doctor as new head of V.A.
• Maddow: Трамп may rue selection of Bolton for National Security Adviser

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Adam ruins everything: The true messed up story of Pocahontas

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses.

The veterans are running for Congress, as Democrats.

Out of control Chinese space station Expected to crash into earth Easter Sunday.

Vox: Why old buildings use the same leaf design

Trevor: An Alabama sheriff legally siphons cash from inmates

Marching for For Our Lives:

• Stephen: Rick Santorum’s hot take on the March For Our Lives
• Mother Jones: A Las Vegas survivor marches for gun control
• Jim Jefferies: attends march for our lives in San Diego
• Vox: How the NRA hijacks gun control debates:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Student protesters did what most of us could not
• Daily Show: Montana gun owners rally against the March For Our Lives
• Heads of State: Santorum tells March for Our Lives students to learn CPR
• 17 year-old gives a blistering spoken word performance at SLC’s March For Our Lives
• Mother Jones: Highlights from the epic March For Our Lives rally in D.C.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Parkland Students’ sway hits those who mock them
• Slate: Multiple generations explain why high school kids are now better than adults at talking about guns
• Samantha Bee at The March For Our Lives
• Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: High costs for mocking Parkland student survivors
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Second amendment Yoga
• Mother Jones: High School students speak out at the New York March For Our Lives rally
• Chris Hayes: The reality of gun violence in America

Mental Floss: Behind the scenes secrets of shopping malls.

Stephen: Jeff Sessions loves the secret Wu-Tang Clan album.

Slate: Why we need “queer”.

Francesca Fiorentini: Will social media destroy democracy?

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Passing judgment

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Putin wins election (with some help from the Russians).

The week in Congressional hits and misses.

NASA: Astronaut Moments with NASA astronaut Drew Feustel.

Samantha Bee: The history of women’s pain.

WaPo: Audio and texts show how two men worked to discredit one of Roy Moore’s accusers.

Minute Physics: The brown dwarf debate.

Vox: Why female condoms are so hard to find.

The guy who won’t talk about politics.

The Dotard Трамп:

• Rachel Maddow: Трамп chaos takes out McMaster and alarms with appointment of Bolton
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп congratulates Putin for electing himself
• Seth Meyers: Трампs’ advisers told him not to congratulate Putin
• Joy Reid: Dotard Трамп’s invisible plane
• Ari Melber: Secret memo warned The Dotard Трамп data firm about breaking U.S. law
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is furious and bad at spelling
• Chris Hayes: Betsy DeVos finally answers Congresswoman’s question, a year later
• A PSA by Our Cartoon President
• Jonathan Mann: Who Wants To Go To War (John Bolton That’s Who)
• Lewis Black: Трамп’s golfing milestone
• Seth Meyers: McKay Coppins on what really motivates Трамп
• Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller following the money on Трамп’s Middle East policy
• Late Show: Rex Tillerson gets fired on the toilet
• Stephen: Трамп’s lawyer paid off Stormy Daniels because he “cares.”
• HeadsOfState: EPA’s Scott Pruitt explains spending $43,000 on s soundproof booth:

• Rachel Maddow: Against advice, Трамп congratulates Putin on sham election win
• Conan: The damaging information Russia Has on Трамп
• Samantha Bee: Firings, facebook, and (not-so-fond) farewells
• Jimmy Kimmel: Security footage proves Ben Carson’s furniture is fangerous
• James Corden: First ad for Трамп’s anti-drug campaign
• SNL: Anderson Cooper White House turmoil
• Seth Meyers: U.S. cybersecurity
• WaPo: Not just a “coffee boy”—Papadopoulos’s role in Трамп’s campaign
• Stephen: Трамп shuffles his legal counsel to fend off Mueller
• Jim Carrey’s art causes a stir.
• Our Cartoon President: Stormy Daniels
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer sends “warning shot” to President Dotard Трамп
• Chris Hayes: Senator Chris Murphy on John Bolton: “I can’t imagine” a more dangerous pick
• Rachel Maddow: As legal team withers, Трамп adds cable news legal pundits
• Seth Meyers: McKay Coppins on why Трамп’s White House is like the hunger games
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп Jr. colluded with a woman who wasn’t his wife
• Ari Melber: Some Republicans talk impeachment if Трамп fires Robert Mueller
• Jimmy Kimmel: Lots of turnover in the White House
• Trevor: Трамп sacks Andrew McCabe and takes aim at Robert Mueller.
• WaPo: Four of Bolton’s mustache’s hawkish moments
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard trades barbs with Biden as legal problems mount
• Stephen analyticizes Cambridge Analytica
• Trevor: Трамп takes on the opioid crisis
• David Pakman: Трамп says he could beat up Joe Biden
• Conan: Canadian has a strongly worded message for Трамп
• Late Show: Трамп’s new legal team—conspiracy theorists at law
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard attacks Mueller and McCabe, and Facebook suspends Cambridge Analytica
• Trevor: Electronic brainwashing—Cambridge Analytica’s sinister Facebook strategy
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs Biden—Sarah Knucklebee Sanders weighs in
• Stephen: Let the Robert Mueller tweets begin!
• Joy Reid: Maxine Waters on impeachment—we can’t wait for 2020
• Rachel Maddow: Cambridge Analytica scandal rocks already rattled Трамп world
• Lawrence O’Donnell: ohn Bolton and the madness in the White House
• Jonathan Mann: Will he or won’t he fire Mueller
• James Corden: Трамп’s new lawyer and Dotard Jr.’s affair:

• Seth Meyers and John Oliver on John’s children’s book about VP Pence’s gay bunny, Marlon Bundo
• Chris Hayes: Трамп ignores all caps warning and congratulates Vladimir Putin

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Redpilled—The Storm

Our Cartoon President: Who gets out to turn the jets on?
Our Cartoon President: Biparti-Satans busted!

Vox: Why eating healthily is so expensive in America.

Jimmy Kimmel: Happy 88th Birthday Pat Robertson.

Samantha Bee: The Iraq war, 15 years later.

Stephen works out with Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Gunz in ‘Merica and the March for Our Lives:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: March For Our Lives vs. Brave adults who do nothing
• Trevor and Parkland students discuss gun reform and March for Our Lives
• Locked and loaded Трамп.
• Ari Melber: Parkland survivor—Congress need to “get up” and fix gun violence
• Mother Jones: He survived the Las Vegas massacre, and he’s protesting for the first time
• What? ANOTHER GODDAMN SCHOOL SHOOTING?!?
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Baltimore teens speak out about underreported gun violence
• Francesca Fiorentini: School shootings—A good reason to lower the voting age?

• Late Night: Teenagers—Saving our country so you don’t have to
• WaPo: “Too many of my friends have died because of guns”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Laura Ingraham vs. March for Our Lives
• Trevor: Tucker Carlson’s bad take on teen activists
• FL Students: “We’ve been silent for too long”
• Mother Jones: Newtown students heading to D.C. with the message “Enough is enough”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Adult-splaining grammar to teen activist David Hogg.
• Vox: What students really think about school shootings.

Samantha Bee: All you get is birth control.

Trevor: Facebook fallout—Mark Zuckerberg rolls out an apology

Garfunkel and Oates: Both sides can laugh:

Adam ruins the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

Stephen: Mark Zuckerberg is silent smid Facebook’s privacy scandal.

Vox: Women are not as divided on #MeToo as it may seem.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: FAUX News gets a new slogan

WaPo: Phillis Wheatley’s existence was dangerous to an idea the U.S. was founded on.

Mental Floss: Everything you need to know about English and other languages!.

Joy Reid, Amber Ruffin, and Jenny Hagel: Diversity in Late Night at SXSW.

Vox: The guide book that helped black Americans travel during segregation.

Daily Show: Is facial recognition software racist?.

Samantha Bee: Cy Vance—Technically legal, Part 1.
Samantha Bee: Cy Vance—Technically legal, Part 2.

Rachel Maddow: New sanctions reveal Russian hacking of US energy infrastructure

Paradigms—How we know what we know: The science of seeing.

The Dotard Трамп And His White House Shit Show:

• Stephen: Rex in review—Colbert’s top takes on Secretary Tillerson
• Seth Meyers: Трампs unhinged rally and Betsy DeVos’ train wreck interview
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп likes to hire TV personalities for important roles
• Conan: LIVE footage of Трамп’s motorcade in Los Angeles
• James Cordon: The Dotard Трамп can’t stop firing his staff
• Ari Melber: “Art of the Deal” ghostwriter, “Трамп exploits fear.”
• Our Cartoon President: “I would like to plant a story”
• Stephen: Stormy Daniels suggests Трамп has been…bad
• Space Force: The theme song:

• WaPo Fact Check: Does President Трамп’s border wall pay for itself?
• Kimmel: A message from Melania Трамп on cyberbullying
• Stephen goes to art therapy
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—When is the impeachment?
• Jimmy Dore: Jeff Sessions boasts “I’m not ‘fraid of Трамп, no suh!”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The subpoena President Dotard Трамп feared more than any other
• Trevor: Трамп improvises his way through a rally and agrees to meet Kim Jong-un
• Heads Of State: Трамп on Bannon saying being called racist is a “badge of honor”
• Stephen: Трамп went to Pennsylvania to endorse…himself
• Our Cartoon President: “Just report the facts”
• Stephen: Hungry To Leave Power Games, Rex Tillerson edition.
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп visits wall samples in California
• Trevor: Profiles in tremendousness—Larry Kudlow
• James Corden: Трамп pitches space force to “Marine Core”
• Late Show: How the House intel committee landed on “no collusion”
• Mark Fiore: MAGA staffing solutions.
• Conan: Betsy DeVos and Stormy Daniels are equally qualified to be education secretary
• Late Show: Which Трамп cabinet member will survive the DCAA tournament?

• Seth Meyers: Трамп fires Rex Tillerson
• Our Cartoon President: Love Of money is the root of all evil
• Stephen: Трамп presents “space force, episode dumb”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lies to Trudeau and fills his staff with loyalists
• Stephen: Rex Tillerson got fired via Twitter
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: What does Carter Page not know?
• Rachel Maddow: UK punishes Russia over spy poisoning, The Dotard Трамп oddly quiet
• James Corden: Trump has turned sleeping into an insult
• Trevor: Trump inspects the wall
• Chris Hayes: What will Robert Mueller find in the Трамп organization documents?
• Seth Meyers: Conor Lamb’s win, Трамп’s “space force” and #NationalStudentWalkout
• Jimmy Kimmel: Shocking discovery about Трамп merchandise
• Stephen: Can Трамп’s lawyers block Stormy Daniels’ “60 Minutes” appearance?
• Samantha Bee: Rex & Mike & Conor & teens
• Ari Melber: How Трамп’s “obsessive desire” to meet Vladimir Putin unfolded
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп departed staffer commemorative plates
• WaPo: Does Трамп want a cabinet full of FAUX News personalities?
• What one year of Трамп does
• Bill Maher: The Трамп temp agency
• Randy Rainbow interviews Betsy DeVos!

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The MSM’S attack on Betsy DeVos
• James Corden: Трамп to Robert Mueller, “It wasn’t me”
• Trevor: Trump cans Rex Tillerson over Twitter
• Conan: Трамп lawyer Michael Cohen’s many mistakes
• Stephen: Melania Трамп explains her “Einstein visa”
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп skips Russian sanctions law, meekly echoes Mueller instead.
• Late-night laughs: Трамп’s “space force”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп loses in Трамп country
• Our Cartoon President: Rich guys, bad boy edition
• Stephen: Trump inspects some models (of the border wall)

WaPo: These students are getting organized to fight gun violence.

John Oliver: Cryptocurrencies.

Vox: The ketogenic diet explained.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Who says conservatives can’t do comedy?7

Why the #MeToo moment is especially distressing for Muslim women.

WaPo: Why and how the U.S. is involved in the conflict in Yemen.

Daily Show: Disrupting the legal system with robots.

Bill Maher chats with Rep. Beto O’Rourke.

Seth Meyers: Political monologue.

Vox: Why we imagine aliens the way we do.

Trevor: Students walk out to protest gun violence

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Liberals are politicizing online dating

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Francesca Fiorentini: Why do Republican women love a party that hates them?

Young Turks: Inside Sinclair’s local news propaganda machine.

Vox: How politicians troll the media.

Samantha Bee: Doug Bruce ruined Colorado.

The Dotard Трамп And His Crooked Cronies:

• Trevor: Gary Cohn resigns
• Stephen: Robert Mueller is hot on Трамп’s tail
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Vladimir Putin’s black box for The Dotard Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel on former Трамп aide Sam Nunberg’s TV meltdown
• Stephen: North Korea sends the U.S. a friend request
• WaPo: Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act. What is it?
• Bill Maher: Rocket Man and Rain Man
• Trevor: Sam Nunberg loses his freaking mind on live TV
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп seems to have trouble remembering to sign things
• Stephen: Трамп’s trade war means pricier jeans, bikes, booze
• Seth Meyers: Stormy Daniels sues, Gary Cohn quits, Трамп talks North Korea
• Weekend Update: Hope Hicks resigns
• Stephen: Oprah Winfrey searched For Meaning In Трамп’s Latest Tweet About Her
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new astinence-only sex ed program
• Conan: Only Трамп can make tariffs creepy
• Stephen Grabs Capitol Hill by the memo:

• Our Cartoon President: “J’accuse bitch!”
• Stephen breaks down Sam Nunberg’s breakdown
• Ari Melber: Why Robert Mueller “following the debt” scares Трамп and Kushner
• James Corden: If there are naked pictures of Dotard Трамп, please don’t
• Bill Maher: White House motivational posters
• Rachel Maddow: With new players, details Dotard Трамп Russia probe seems far from over
• SNL: Presidential address.
• Vox: Guess who will leave the Трамп White House next
• Late Show: Canada has some tariffs of their own
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is excited to meet Kim Jong-un
• Chris Hayes: EPA Chief wanted to stage climate science debates
• Seth Meyers: Robert Mueller investigates Трамп’s Kremlin back channel
• Stephen fills every vacant federal government job
• Trevor: If Melania divorced The Dotard.
• Mark Fiore: The best and most serious people.
• Stephen: You’re not dreaming, a porn star is suing the President
• Jimmy Kimmel responds to Трамп’s Tweet about Oscars
• WaPo: “Mean Boys”, name change
• Stephen: Chris Hayes on Трамп-Russia allegations, “Why is everyone acting guilty?”
• Our Cartoon President: Трамп’s Bracket
• David Pakman: Трамп-Russia scandal—What we know so far
• Young Turks: Did Трамп’s pornstar hush money break the law?
• Trevor: Трамп’s White House has “no chaos”
• Chris Hayes: Jared Kushner resort could make millions off government-backed ferry project
• Stephen Colbert responds to Devin Nunes
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s trade tirade and West Virginia teachers’ strike
• HeadsOfState: Трамп’s assault on solar energy
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп upset at Press Secretary over Stormy Daniels answers
• Stephen: Трамп scolds Sarah Huckabee Sanders for… being honest
• Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп agrees to North Korea meeting invite, South Korea announces
• Jimmy Kimmel: Stormy Daniels is suing The Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Sam Nunberg’s wild cable news ride
• Stephen: Gary Cohn cashes out.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Christian Picciolini—rebuilding life after hate.

Stephen chats with Chelsea Clinton.

Women around the world march for equality.

Bill Maher: Third rails.

Lauren Mayer: Inclusion Rider:

What a campaign ad mocking Texas native Beto O’Rourke says about former Canadian citizen Rafael Ted Cruz.

The Daily Show: Robots want our jobs… and our genitals .

America Confronts Its Gun Violence Problem:

• Samantha Bee: The NRA is a cult
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Jesus take the wheel on high-capacity divine intervention
• Young Turks: The NRA sues Florida over new gun laws.
• Guns explained with cats:

• The Late Show: A gun’s reaction to being banned from bumble
• Sam Seder: Parkland students slam NRA spokeswoman in parody
• Samantha Bee: Alt-right killers.
• Trevor: The noninfluence of video games on gun violence

WaPo: What are the Obamas and Netflix up to?

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The gay who would be clerk

Stephen: Ted Cruz SUCKS!

WaPo: Here is what rabies does to the body.

Daily Show: CP Time–Forgotten Black women of history.

Stephen: McDonald’s and Barbie honor International Women’s Day.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Daily Show: Australian students stick it to Martin Shkreli.

A tribute to James Baldwin

Bill Maher: Notes to self.

Stephen: Utah lawmakers made the worst rap ever

VOX: Why ships used this camouflage in World War I.

Trevor: Looking ahead to the 2018 elections.

John Oliver: Italian election.

The Dotard Трамп and the Very White White House:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Robert Mueller’s new questions about Jared Kushner
• Stephen: Jared Kushner lost his “top secret” privileges
• Chris Hayes: FAUX News via The Dotard Трамп’s Twitter
• Bill Maher: Giving Hicks Hope:

• Young Turks: Why Jared cannot be trusted.
• Our Cartoon President: Trump and Трамп Press Conference
• Ari Melber: New report shows why Robert Mueller has not charged collusion yet
• David Pakman: Mueller asking what Трамп knew about hacked emails
• Rachel Maddow: Jared Kushner eyed over foreign contacts, vulnerability to manipulation
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: I on immigration—DACA & Трамп’s in-laws
• Stephen: Hope Hicks is way too good at goodbyes (and good lies)
• WaPo: The tall tale of President Трамп’s Cincinnati “success”
• Seth Meyers: How is the Трамп administration dealing with the opioid epidemic.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Hope Hicks reportedly admits telling ‘white lies’ for The Dotard Трамп
• Chris Hayes: Robert Mueller wants to know what The Dotard Трамп knew about hacked emails
• Maddow: Robert Mueller appears to be working on Трамп—Russia collusion question
• Stephen: Is there anyone left in the Трамп administration?
• Ari Melber: Трамп Jr. told Трамп about Russians offer of “dirt”
• Our Cartoon President: An inspirational song by Justin Trudeau
• Trevor: Ben Carson lives large as the HUD Secretary
• James Corden: WITCH HUNT!
• WaPo: Трамп’s top 5 claims, updated
• Stephen interviews Omarosa.
• Farron Cousins: Aides Say Трамп is keeping an “enemies list” just like Nixon
• Late Show: A snake responds to Трамп’s snake poem
• Rachel Maddow: Potential for blackmail an obstacle to Jared Kushner security clearance
• Our Cartoon President: America’s daughter, Ivanka Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Don Lemon knows The Dotard watches his show
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп claims he would have “run” into the school
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Simply the best—Hope Hicks and Ben Carson’s chair
• Late Show: Jared Kushner gets demoted in real time:

• WaPo: The Dotard Трамп refers to Sessions as “Mr. Magoo.” Who is the character?
• Stephen: “Tough cookie” Jeff Sessions defends himself against Трамп’s attacks
• Lawrence O’Donnell: First President Трамп, now Vladimir Putin brags about his arsenal size
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: CPAC 2018—more shootings call for more guns
• Ari Melber: Forget witch hunt, Robert Mueller’s probe is “a felony hunt”.
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп is coming after your guns!
• David Pakman: Трамп wants his personal pilot to run the FAA
• Chris Hayes: Ben Carson’s HUD spent $31K on office dining set
• Seth Meyers: Jared Kushner’s engulfed in scandal, Трамп and Mr. Magoo
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп is silent after Vladimir Putin’s nuclear “threat”
• Stephen: Трамп radically changed the U.S. economy because he could
• Young Turks: The Dotard Трамп belittling nickname for Jeff Sessions
• Joy Reid and friends: Devin Nunes was trying to mislead the American People
• Our Cartoon President: Trump’s Hollywood monologue
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп administration is a cautionary tale of nepotism for future generations
• Stephen: Ivanka and Omarosa

Vox: I am a Salvadoran immigrant fighting to stay in the US.

Madam C.J. Walker: The first female African American self-made millionaire in America.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Alex Jones’s deep state enemy, “Jordan Keppler”

Minute Physics: Spacetime diagrams (special relativity Ch. 2)

Joy Reid: Woman booed at CPAC highlights GOP’s gender problem

Richard Fowler: PA Supreme court redraws PA districts.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Make America Gunz Again:

• Gov. Jay Inslee (D-WA) confronts The Dotard on guns in school.
• Seth Meyers: A White House under fire
• Trevor: Conservatives blame everything but guns for the Parkland shooting
• Bill Maher: Never Again MST
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп’s superhero fantasy world
• Chris Hayes: Did The Dotard Трамп get his idea for more guns from Archie Bunker?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп, Parkland and the #NeverAgain movement
• Mark Fiore: Gunning for profit!
• Trevor: Трамп attacks the GOP and sides with Democrats on gun Control
• Jimmy Dore: NRA’s Wayne LaPierre goes NUTS on Jimmy Dore!
• Key and Peele: He’s got a gun
• Late Show: Delta’s new pre-flight safety announcements:

• Sam Seder: Трамп proves he’s a total moron after totally misunderstanding due process
• WaPo: What to know about an assault weapons ban, in 3 minutes
• Ari Melber: No, there’s no 2nd Amendment right to AR-15s
• RIIIIGHHHHT: The 5 time draft dodger with bone spurs in his feet claims he would run in without a weapon.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Should teens be leading the gun violence debate?

Francesca Fiorentini: Don’t drink the toxic masculinity.

Daily Show: CP Time—Black innovators.

Our Cartoon President: Just two friends

Young Turks: Alex Jones’ Anti-Semitic meltdown.

VOX: How Pennsylvania rigged its electoral map.

Joy Reid: Michael Steele, “Yes, the Republican Party has a racism problem”

Stephen’s profiles in discourage: Arthur Jones, the GOP’s actual Nazi.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Sam Seder: Alex Jones obsesses over sperm on Barack Obama’s face

Chris Hayes: GOP candidate’s parents donate to his Democratic opponent

Bill Maher does Vicente Fox.

Daily Show: Livin’ on the street—Whose fault is it when the stock market drops?

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Ijeoma Oluo—You can’t “win” a conversation about race

The Dotard Трамп and His Clown Parade:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s lawyer paid off Stormy Daniels
• Young Turks: Трамп wants to replace food stamps with food boxes
• Late Show: Dotard Трамп’s Valentine’s day card to Melania Трамп
• Elizabeth Warren talks about the real “Pocahontas”:

• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп administration is giving Russia what it wants on sanctions
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: America’s metaphorical wall is a success
• Farron Cousins: Трамп hasn’t appointed a science advisor; Apparently he is afraid of smart people
• Bill Maher: Traitor Трамп’s toxic trysts.
• Ari Melber: Existential threat to Трамп Presidency in new Mueller indictment?
• Mark Fiore: ТрампBox
• Chris Hayes: Why is Трамп deporting people who call 911?
• Farron Cousins: White House refuses to discuss immigration status of Melania’s family
• WaPo: Wray vs. the White House on Porter’s background check
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп presidential portrait unveiled
• Young Turks: Anti-immigrant Трамп only hires foreign workers
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Robert Mueller likely has a third cooperating witness
• Sen. Blumenthal: “Rob Porter was a security risk time bomb”
• Maddow: Dotard Трамп team uses gun tragedy as cover, reveals financial documents
• Late Show’s alter egos: Extra White House edition:

• WaPo Fact Check: No, the Трамп tax cut didn’t spark major U.S. investments
• Wanda Sykes with Great fails in Black history
• David Pakman: Is Melania trolling Dotard Трамп?
• Sky News: John Oliver on Трамп, Brexit and fake news
• Jimmy Kimmel: White House Valentine’s day cards
• Jimmy Kimmel: More Valentine’s day cards from the White House
• This Dreamer is suing Трамп.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп “totally opposed” to domestic abuse and Congress demands answers
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп’s lawyer says he paid Stormy Daniels from his own money
• Daily Show: No regrets—How a Трамп supporter may have voted to destroy his own career

Mental Floss: Valentine’s Day.

Trevor interviews Heroes of “The 15:17 to Paris”.

CP Times with Roy Wood Jr.: Unsung Black Heroes of Politics.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: At war with machines

Hasan the Record: Free speech—If you can’t beat ’em, troll ’em

Francesca Fiorentini: How tech giants feed off capitalism’s failures:

Wendover: How overnight shipping works.

ANOTHER GODDAMN SCHOOL MASS SHOOTING?!?!?

• Parkland students and teachers direct grief and rage at Washington
• Unacceptable: Analysts, politicians react to Fla. school shooting
• Ari Melber: Gov. Andrew Cuomo on background checks and AR-15s.
• WaPo Opinion: President Трамп, you can do much more to reduce gun deaths
• Farron Cousins: He Republicans, your thoughts and prayers ARE NOT DOING SHIT
• Young Turks: FL shooter in custody.
• Rachel Maddow: FL school teacher describes what happened.
• David Pakman: How to debunk “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people”
• See videos students took during the Florida school shooting
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Florida Dad to politicians—Stop taking “blood money” from NRA
• How powerful assault rifles lead to devastating wounds
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп words on gun tragedy ring hollow given past legislation

What the collapse of immigration bills means for Dreamers.

Bad polling is ruining everything.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Ted Lieu and the Democrats’ push to take back the House:

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

Young Turks: Republican candidate’s own parents don’t want him in office.

Trevor Noah’s Ark-eology: A hidden Mayan village & the Cheddar man

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Monopoly’s tabletop abomination

How the FISA process works.

The Census Gets Political:

• PBS: 2020 census is at risk
• Vox: The 2020 census is in serious trouble.
• How a new census question could shift political power in America

James Corden: Political monologue

Seattle Mayor Durkan wants ALL past misdemeanor marijuana convictions erased from people’s records!

Bill Maher and Bari Weiss on the #MeToo movement

Inside Amy Schumer: Shhhh-Nacks.

The Dotard Трамп and His Parade of Banana Republic Idiots:

• Stephen: The Dotard touted the economy as the stock market plunged
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags a tiny bit about the stock market
• WaPo: Watch Трамп boast about the stock market
• Sam Seder: Трамп’s fascism squad arrest Kansas chemistry teacher who lived here for 30 years
• Young Turks: Omarosa makes ominous Трамп warning
• Seth Meyers: Трампs disturbing week—Russia, military parade, Rob Porter
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп gets mocked for his parade idea
• Bill Maher: Abusive aides and military parades
• Jimmy Kimmel: Hair stylists react to Трамп’s hair flapping in the wind
• Samantha Bee: This week in chaos—Nunes & BIEs
• Mental health experts on The Dotard Трамп’s mental health
• Trevor: Of course Трамп wants to throw himself a military parade
• Jimmy Fallon: “The Times, They are a Changing:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Tim Baltz takes on the FBI
• Late Show: G.I. Joe’s new companion is. . . Cadet Bone Spurs!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп would wipe the floor with Mueller
• Stephen: The White House got rid of a bad man (no, not Трамп)
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Why John Kelly is hiding from the American people
• Fact checking Трамп: No, wages didn’t just start rising when the Dotard was elected
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп’s attitude about women has never wavered
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Just between us—Nunes memo dominates court of public opinion
• Young Turks: Трамп orders military parade
• Sam Seder: Melania demanded White House be exorcised after Obama left, right-wing pastor claims
• Rachel Maddow: Eric Holder, “There’s a persuasive case that Presidents can be indicted
• Stephen: Why Трамп doesn’t want to talk to Robert Mueller
• Bill Maher with Rep. Adam Schiff: The #DemMemo
• Jimmy Kimmel: Kellyanne Conway interrupts Kimmel monologue
• Super Deluxe: Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a country song
• Young Turks: Трамп chickens out on Mueller interview
• Rachel Maddow: Rob Porter access to classified information raises huge legal question
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Veteran Congressman, military parade is the “stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”
• Chris Hayes: Republicans are losing their religion on deficits
• Lauren Mayer: The Perjury Trap
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants a military parade, lies about immigration
• WaPo: D.C. and the media react to the Трамп parade plan.
• Stephen: Our very smart President can easily handle Robert Mueller
• Lauren Mayer: There are worse things Трамп could do
• Seth Meyers: Let’s get petty with Dotard Трамп’s bald spot
• Late Show: Global warming is now “not necessarily a bad thing”
• Young Turks: Even some Republicans blast Трамп’s parade
• Francesca Fiorentini: This is what plutocracy looks like
• Jimmy Kimmel: Melania Трамп follows Barack Obama on Twitter
• Bill Maher: New Rule—if you can’t read, you can’t be President:

• Stephen: A footnote completely ruins Devin Nunes’ argument
• David Pakman: Judge who Трамп insulted will preside over Mexico wall case
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп already has a YUGE problem with infrastructure plan
• Trevor: Трамп the jokester accuses Democrats of treason
• Vox: The Трамп—FOX & Friends feedback loop, explained
• WaPo: D.C. council member says Трамп’s plans for military parade are all about his ego
• Late Show: The Трампs-Giving Day military parade
• Bill Maher: 25 things you don’t know about Devin Nunes

WaPo: Holocaust denier is running unopposed in Republican primary for Congress.

Samantha Bee: This week in chaos—Nukes

Lawrence O’Donnell: Charlie Cook suggests a blue wave following Dem win in Трамп country.

Vox: The horrific reality of a war with North Korea.

Jimmy Kimmel: Jesus is your flu shot.

Ari Melbur: GOP redistricting trick, threats to impeach judges amid blue wave.

Black History Month:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Black Lives? Manners!
• Samantha Bee: Racist Roadshow.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп celebrates Black History Month
• Full Frontal: Black history spotlight—John Robinson.

Mark Fiore: Buster the little nuke!

The new face of the NRA.

Sam Seder with Ari Berman: Koch brother scumbags and the best elections money can buy.

Jimmy Kimmel demonstrates why denying gay couples wedding cakes is wrong:

The fight for birthright citizenship in America.

Vox: Why do taxpayers pay billions for football stadiums?

Stephen: Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes prefers sexism over feminism.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: LGBT acceptance plummets in America

Minute Physics: Why is Relativity Hard? Special Relativity Chapter 1

Young Turks: Florida anti-voting rights law found unconstitutional.

State of The Dotard Трамп’s Mental Health:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Omarosa’s post White House gig
• Stephen interviews Piers Morgan’s interview of Dotard Трамп.
• Seth Meyers: Hey! Трамп’s plan to ignore Russia sanctions
• Francesca Fiorentini: How NOT to talk about immigration
• Late Show: Russian news reports that U.S. won’t impose sanctions
• David Pakman: WTF?!? Banned Russia spy chief met CIA director in US
• Jimmy Fallon: Dotard Трамп prepares for his first State Of The Union
• Trevor: Трамп State Of The Union was not a night for facts
• WaPo opinion: The Nunes memo is no smoking gun
• Stephen: Welcome to the mess, Hope Hicks
• Farron Cousins: Kellyanne Conway is furious that fact checkers are calling out President Shithouse
• Young Turks: Трамп’s Black unemployment bragging backfires BIGLY
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA-7) on boycotting the State of the Union
• James Corden: Трамп’s first SOTU. Hopefully his last.
• Seth Meyers and Rachel Maddow talk about Трамп and the Russia probe
• Late Show: Трамп’s SOTU Wasn’t The Highest-Rated Ever… Unless…
• Chris Hayes: What did Carter Page know?
• Samantha Bee: The actual state of our union
• Jimmy Kimmel interviews Stormy Daniels:

• Late Show: Sharks join the “Трамп attacked me on Twitter” hall of fame
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп and Jay-Z feud
• Seth Meyers: Трамп gives State Of The Union and GOP tries to discredit Russia probe
• Stephen: Obama’s SOTU had more viewers.
• Samantha Bee: Sam’s rescue farm for government workers
• Bill Maher: Banana Republic
• Young Turks: Infamous Nunes memo finally released
• James Corden: The most-viewed monologue in history
• Jonathan Mann: We see right through you Devin Nunes
• Lawrence O’Donnell: John Kelly picks sides in Dotard Трамп v. truth
• Rachel Parris’ guide to serious journalism and theatrical…Piers Morgan / Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and GOP move to release controversial Russia memo
• Daily Show: Mike Pence eye-banging The Dotard Трамп.
• SuperDeluxe: Melania Трамп goes bye-bye at the State of the Union
• Songify the News: Трамп’s State of the Union, but if the Teleprompters broke:

• Stephen: How many Democrats does it take to respond to a SOTU
• Jimmy Kimmel: On Трамп releasing Nunes memo
• Young Turks: Трамп’s Stormy Daniels problem Won’t. Go. Away.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Shining a gaslight on a New American Moment
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп translates common Spanish phrases.
• Stephen: Did the White House help Nunes write the memo?
• Mark Fiore: State of America First.
• Seth Meyers and Rachel Maddow: Rachel explains the Nunes memo.
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп’s new bald-faced lie about his State Of The Union
• Late Show: Michael Weatherly’s “Bull” was interrupted by Трамп’s State Of The Union
• Conan: Melania Трамп delivered a SOTU rebuttal
• Stephen: State Department saw “no need” to impose sanctions on Russia
• Farron Cousins: Lawyers for Трамп officials say Трамп indictment is almost certain
• Bill Maher and friends: Post-Трамп world
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s bombshell admission of guilt
• The President Show: Finally Presidential again—The President’s State of the Union response:

• Late Show: Ground Hog Day 2—The Трамп Era.
• Seth Meyers: Did Трамп try to obstruct the obstruction of justice investigation?
• Daily Show: The State Of Black Shit address
• Roy Wood Jr. honors one of the great fails in Black History
• Sam Seder: Hannity ‘pee pee tape’ discussion goes HAYWIRE very quickly
• Bill Maher: Трамп’s wall of lies
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Trimming the fat at the Department of Education
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп first State Of The Union
• Young Turks: Трамп lies about his State Of The Union ratings
• Jonathan Mann: Memo Memo Memo Memo Memo
• Stephen goes mano a mano with “our cartoon President”
• Farron Cousins: Eric Трамп throws a tantrum because Democrats didn’t clap enough for his daddy
• The President Show: So many thanks—The President’s response to his State of the Union response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Stormy Daniels and Трамп’s State Of The Union
• Late Show: Melania Трамп gives her own State Of The Union

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Mental Floss: The Olympics.

VOX: The problem with online charter schools.

Political Grammys:

• James Corden: Hillary Clinton Bailed James out
• James Corden: Grammy auditions for reading Fire and Fury

Slate: A brief history of fat and why we hate it.

VOX: What BMI doesn’t tell you about health

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Passing Judgment on Pope Francis, Tony Perkins and Google Home

Samantha Bee: Forced arbitration.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

President Shithouse is going to talk reel gud about himself in a few minutes. This thread is your sandbox.

5:59: Melania sends a message to President Shithouse.

TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018

6:06: The Dotard is in the house.

6:11: Why is the Dotard clapping? And swaying like he has to pee?

6:11: It looks like Melania is standing next to two men—One really short and one in uniform. No doubt, this will really piss off President Shithouse.

6:18: “If there’s a porn star, we tap it!”

TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018

Fact-checking #SOTU : Unemployment in the context of the last 10 years of data: https://t.co/8OY3s5b1ea pic.twitter.com/32ndr0DKS8

— Roll Call (@rollcall) January 31, 2018

6:25: What what? The individual mandate is the “core of ObamaCare?” Hardly. I am old enough to remember Obama campaigning AGAINST a mandate. Hillary was FOR the mandate. Ultimately Congress put it in to ensure enough young, healthy people signed up to reduce rates for everyone. ObamaCare lives, but President Shithouse and the Republicans own forthcoming premium increases.

You know what's a lot of money? A 130k payout to your mistress #SOTU

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) January 31, 2018

6:32: “…and why we proudly stand for the National Anthem.” So now we are getting into the “racist fuck” part of the talk.

6:36: Seems to me that no federal employee undermines trust in the government than The Dotard himself. “Mr. President, it is time to resign.”

6:37: “America is now a net exporter of energy.” Yeah…that was the case under Obama.

When Donald Trump tells you how “amazing” the economy is remember President Obama added 13,000 more jobs per month in his last year in office than Donald Trump’s first year in office. President Obama also ushered stock market growth 233% compared to Trump’s 27% #SOTU

— ♻️ Christopher Zullo (@ChrisJZullo) January 31, 2018

6:55: The Dotard brings out the token Hispanic person…. Sorry, Shithouse, you aren’t going to get the Hispanic vote.

6:59: Republicans are all into pillars now. I’m old enough to remember when Barack Obama took all kinds of shit about the pillars at his nomination acceptance speech.

Ugh, this demagoguery on the visa lottery and "chain migration" is particularly loathsome.

There is no way to describe this as a unifying speech. He has, if anything, doubled down on all his favorite hate tropes.

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 31, 2018

7:07: Man…that story about the cop who adopted the baby of the drug addicted woman was creepy! Is that the best heart-lifting story they could fucking find?!?

35% of America supports Trump.
65% of America does not.

If Trump wants to UNITE the majority of the Country during the #SOTU then there’s only one thing that he can say: “I am resigning from the Office of the Presidency and turning myself in to the FBI.”

Period. End. Of. Story.

— Ryan Knight, PROUD RESISTER 👊 (@ProudResister) January 30, 2018

7:17: …”and we no longer tell our enemies our plans”…unless you consider Russia our enemy.

7:18: Shorter Drumpf on U.N.: “We bought your votes and you voted against us, damnit!”

7:19: …”sanctions on Cuba and Venezuela”…but not Russia!

Immigrants aren't the problem in this country. Racists are. #SOTU

— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) January 31, 2018

7:26: Maybe I missed something. What was the point of the protracted anecdote about he Korean guy with crutches?

7:32: That was a LOT of windbaggery empty rhetoric.

Las Vegas Shooter:
Not an immigrant
Sandy Hook Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Charleston Church Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Aurora Movie Theater Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Texas Church Shooter:
Not an immigrant
Columbine Shooters:
Not immigrants.#SOTU

— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) January 31, 2018

Proverbs 21:19
It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.

Discuss.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The war on men—Resisting the evil Estrogenda

Stephen: Raw water.

Sam Seder: Project Veritas’ lame surprise! Twitter expose.

Jimmy Kimmel: Government shutdown and funding CHIP

CAFE: California is experiencing a deadly flu epidemic.

VOX: How rats take advantage of human failure

Dotard Трамп, A.K.A. President Shithole Shithouse, and His Band of Con Men and Thieves:

• Stephen: Tuck Buckford Wants To Be Трамп’s Poison Tester
• PsychoSuperMom: He’s not sick, he’s just a shithole
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s fake news awards
• Francesca Fiorentini: Not a President, not yet a dictator
• James Corden: What will be President Трамп’s nickname for John Kelly?
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Glitz, glamour and lies—The fake news awards red carpet
• Jimmy Kimmel asks kids how Трамп is doing.
• WaPo: A year of Pres. Shithole on Трамп
• Trevor: Cory Booker is not having the DHS secretary’s shithole testimony.
• Conan on Трамп’s physical and public service.
• The Magic School Bus goes inside Трамп:

• Sam Seder: Trump, “Sleeping with my friends’ wives makes life worth living!”
• Stephen: Трамп is conveniently one pound under obese
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and GOP face a government shutdown of their own making
• James Corden: Melania Трамп sings “Part of Your World”
• Songify the News: I’m a shitholer
• Stephen: General Kelly says Трамп’s wall promises were “not fully informed”
• WaPo: Fact-checking Трамп’s claims about coal
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп is the Least Racist Person Ever
• The Daily Show: Little Dotard’s first year
• Stephen: Did Трамп say shithole or shithouse?
• Samantha Bee practices her fakies speech
• Farron Cousins: Трамп’s Mar-a Lago cited for more than a dozen health and safety violations
• David Pakman: Creepy Трамп told porn star she reminds him of Ivanka during affair
• WaPo Fact-checking President Трамп’s “Fake News Awards”
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s physical results and other stories
• Late Show: The Dossier has a message for all the haters
• Jimmy Kimmel: The porn Dotard Трамп doesn’t want you to see
• Seth Meyers: Трамп, Stormy Daniels and a possible government shutdown
• Conan: Melania likes to go to bed disguised as a salad
• Young Turks: “Girtherism” explained
• WaPo: Liars on parade—the defenses and dodges to Трамп’s ‘shithole countries’ remark
• Stephen: Sen. Chuck Schumer has “no doubts” Трамп said “shithole”
• James Corden: Can we say aloha to the weekend’s Stormy, shithole news?
• Roy Zimmerman: Bleep-hole:

• Stephen: Who let the Wolff in?
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The President and the porn star
• Jimmy Kimmel: Borderline obese Трамп in excellent health
• Stephen: Shocking news, our President is perfectly healthy
• Maddow: Sketchy Kazakh money finds its way into President Dotard Трамп’s dealings
• Young Turks: Трамп too stupid to lie about campaign stop
• Stephen: People keep buying the wrong “Fire And Fury” book
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп brings the government to the brink of shutdown
• Samantha Bee: Is this racist racist?
• Trevor: Dotard Трамп is somehow healthy
• Young Turks: Трамп’s lawyer fears Mueller “perjury trap”
• David Pakman: At least SOME of Трамп’s medical report was lies
• Stephen: Sarah Huckabee Sanders explains why Трамп isn’t racist
• WaPo: Трамп’s divisive first year in office
• Chris Hayes: How did Michael Wolff get access to the White House?
• Trevor: So stupid it’s not funny—Трамп’s crackdown on legal immigration
• Conan: Трамп’s doctor has his own TV ad
• Jimmy Kimmel: The dishonest & corrupt President awards
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп’s first year to be marked by return of nationwide protests
• David Pakman: Трамп disputes DISASTROUS interview, then audio is released
• James Corden: And the #FakeNews awards go to…404 Error
• Sam Seder: Trump “affair” story proves what we already knew—He’s A CREEP
• Late Show: The Stormy-Трамп porno that no one’s been waiting for
• Jimmy Fallon: James Taylor sings “Fire and Fury”:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Puerto Rico’s Hurricane Maria Recovery
• WaPo Fact Check: Do illegal immigrants commit more crimes?.
• Conan: Трамп and Haiti have a lot in common
• Young Turks: Porn star Stormy Daniels, “Трамп said I’m just like Ivanka”
• Maddow: Mueller subpoena blocks Steve Bannon Congressional testimony
• Stephen: Stormy Daniels, “Sex with Трамп was ‘textbook generic'”
• Farron Cousins: Our idiot President speaks at a fourth grade level
• WaPo: Fact checking Трамп’s claim that terror suspect bring two dozen relatives to U.S.
• Stephen: Is the President a pornstar-dating racist?
• Young Turks: Трамп go help doctors discriminate
• Weekend Update: President Shithole news
• Late Show: A full history of Трамп’s fake awards

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

VOX: The chocolate science hype machine.

Samantha Bee: #MeToo backlash.

Mark Fiore: Algorithm News.

WaPo: Short-term spending bill fails in the Senate

White noise sleep machine: How racists sleep at night.

On Wisconsin and Midterm Elections:

• Sam Seder: Democrats score HUGE upset in Wisconsin election, Republicans should be terrified
• Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP fears of “blue wave” in midterm elections grow
• Ari Melbur: Midterms and Dotard Трамп’s record low approval

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Raging out to cable news

The Women’s March on Washington one year later.

Stephen: Don’t fire the Hawaiian who hit the emergency alert.

VOX: How faster computers gave us Meltdown and Spectre.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

New Scientist: How climate change can bring cold snaps.

VOX: How the US failed to rebuild Afghanistan.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: An even “specialer” prosecutor to stop Robert Mueller

Young Turks: Republican Governor tied woman up in his basement.

Samantha Bee: No one questions her dishonesty.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

President Shithole Dotard Трамп And His Band of Treasonous, Lying Whiners Stable Geniuses:

• Trevor: Трамп calls non-white countries “shitholes”
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп is like, really not smart
• Seth Meyers and Lawrence O’Donnell Talk news reporting in the world of Трамп
• Трамп on libel laws, insults, hypocrisy and free speech.
• Stephen: Трамп does a “Jekyll and Hyde” on DACA
• Jimmy Kimmel examines Dotard Трамп’s X-Ray
• Late night reactions to Трамп’s ‘shithole’ remark
• David Pakman: White House caught editing Трамп transcript to cover up his idiocy
• Seth Meyers: Lewis Black reflects on the first year of Трамп’s presidency
• Young Turks: Трамп paid hush money after sex with porn star, allegedly
• Stephen: Трамп sold Norway F-52 aircrafts, which isn’t a real thing
• A look at Трамп’s offensive comments on nonwhite immigrants
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper shares his thoughts on Michael Wolff’s book
• Joy Reid and Rev. Al Sharpton: Dotard Трамп has built a whole presidency on race
• Michael Brooks: Трамп shows just how stupid he is when he blasts libel laws
• Ari Melber: Lawyer who deposed Dotard Трамп speaks out.
• Late Late Show: Steve Bannon and Dotard Трамп almost had it all
• Samantha Bee: Beyond the Fire & Fury
• Jimmy Kimmel: Low White House morale doesn’t stop Трамп
• Farron Cousins: Трамп says US doesn’t want immigrants from “shithole countries”
• Stephen: Трамп still thinks Mexico will pay for the wall
• Maddow: Dotard Трамп fails to protect the U.S. from Russian attacks
• Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Feinstein, makes racist immigration comment
• Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby: The “I Got a Really Big Button” song:

• VOX: Here’s how Трамп’s nuclear “button” actually works…
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s 2,000 lies — A documentary
• Stephen interviews Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff.
• Trevor: Трамп gets dictator-y with the Justice Department
• Late Show: Трамп sings the National Anthem
• Ari Melber: How likely is a 25th amendment removal of a president?
• Stephen: Sen. Dianne Feinstein gives no F’s (except for Fusion GPS’s testimony)
• Maddow: Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse—Dossier has held up well despite GOP attacks
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Trend wars—Roy Moore out, Joe Arpaio in.
• WaPo: The difference between the F-35 and the fictional F-52
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s insanely easy schedule
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “Hating is what he does”
• Stephen interviews Jake Tapper’s interview of Stephen Miller
• Late Night: Amber Cougar Mellencamp performs “Sneaky Dianne”
• James Cordon: Can we quiz Трамп on the National Anthem?
• Joy Reid: Democrat introduces the “Stable Genius Act”
• Stephen: Melania Трамп corrects the lies of “Fire and Fury”
• James Corden: Steve Bannon needs a job
• Late Night White House press briefing: Does the President believe in Satan?
• Farron Cousins: Bitter Трамп wants to change libel laws so people can’t criticize him
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп ACTUALLY called these countries shitholes
• Dotard Трамп shows even more signs of dementia: Episode 4
• Stephen gets in a few words before Трамп’s libel crackdown
• SuperDeluxe: Dotard Трамп is a stable genius
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп breaks Mueller promise as “noose is tightening”.
• Late Show: Kaplin Interview Prep—Russia investigation edition
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп speaks at a fourth-grade level
• David Pakman: White House admits it found no evidence of 2016 voter fraud
• Stephen: Stephen Miller got escorted out of CNN
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп remarks may undo his racist policies:

• Late Show: Трамп adjusts to life without Sloppy Steve.
• Farron Cousins: Трамп cancels visit to Britain because he knows he isn’t welcome
• WaPo fact checker: President Трамп’s top five false or misleading claims as of Jan. 10
• Trevor: Трамп sends mixed messages on immigration
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper talks about his Stephen Miller interview
• Sam Seder: Dotard Трамп hits rock bottom, becomes a huge shithole before our eyes
• Lily Allen sings fuck you to the 45
• Stephen: How Трамп got his Mooch back
• Young Turks: The most racist thing Трамп ever said?
• Mark Fiore: The Трамп anthem
• Joy Reid: My parents were from what Трамп calls “shithole countries”.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence might hate Трамп too
• Stephen: Someone forgot to explain Трамп’s position on FISA to Трамп
• Melania Трамп’s wife coach reveals secrets.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп is becoming more erratic and working less
• Stephen: Трамп and Russia

Daily Show: The price of social change—Why California is paying gun offenders.

Minute Physics: How we know black holes exist.

VOX: The new US tax law, explained with cereal.

Sam Seder: Kansas lawmaker stupidly claims blacks abuse pot because it’s “in their character”

Full Frontal: Road to 2018—Stacey Abrams

The FISA bill in 60 seconds.

President Oprah:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Oprah for President?
• Stephen on how an Oprah presidency would look.
• WaPo: Oprah’s political beliefs
• Young Turks: Poll of Oprah vs Trump; and the winner is…
• James Corden: Let’s just designate Oprah as the ‘stable genius’
• Stephen: Future Presidents (Oprah) and past Presidents (Bannon)

VOX: The real reason Amelia Earhart is so famous.

Francesca Fiorentini: The powerful will erase you in 2020:

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: A crash course in Breitbart’s conspiracy journalism, Pt. 1

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: A crash course in Breitbart’s conspiracy journalism, Pt. 1

Samantha Bee: No country for pregnant women.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The rise of “the new nationalism” in 2017

WA AG’s lawsuit against Motel 6, explained

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper Making football great again:

The end of the H1B visa could send skilled workers elsewhere.

The Chaotic and Criminal White House of Dotard Трамп:

• Trevor: Steve Bannon is Трамп’s latest coffee boy
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп kicks off 2018 with fresh new Tweets
• Stephen: Our President never planned on being our President
• Farron Cousins: Following release of damning new book, Трамп aides head for the exits
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Will President Dotard Трамп claim they all lost their minds?
• Young Turks: Трамп may seriously have dementia
• Sam Seder: Alex Jones FLIPS OUT on Steve Bannon and whines about Fire And Fury
• Stephen: New footage from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents
• Mark Fiore: TWEET-POCALYPSE
• Katy Tur: Dotard Трамп expected protection from Jeff Sessions in Russia probe
• WaPo: A list of striking quotes from the new book on Трамп
• David Pakman: Трамп sabotaging HIS OWN peace negotiations
• Farron Cousins: Psychiatrist warns lawmakers that Трамп is mentally unraveling during secret meeting
• Young Turks: Трамп was horrified and Melania was sobbing on election night
• Stephen took out a billboard for Трамп’s “dishonest media awards”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper America’s mean girl diplomacy
• Maddow: James Comey notes claims about Dotard Трамп confirmed by Priebus’ notes
• What Lawrence O’Donnell has “100% confidence” in regarding bombshell book
• Late Show: Don’t let “Button Dysfunction” destroy your world:

• Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: The Трамп White House
• Sam Seder: Трамп dissolves voter fraud panel after it couldn’t justify his “Hillary voter fraud” lie
• David Pakman: LOL! Трамп cancels bogus voter fraud commission
• Dotard Трамп’s bizarre obsession with size
• Young Turks: Трамп on sleeping with friends’ wives
• Stephen uses Трамп’s global warming logic against him
• Sam Seder: Трамп proves he’s absolutely collapsing during bizarre pre-recorded press conference video
• Kimmel: New book claims that Трамп sleeps with his friend’s wives.
• Joe Biden on Трамп’s reckless Tweets
• Young Turks: Oops! Трамп attacks Hillary aide for something Ivanka did too
• Trevor: Трамп goes nuclear on Twitter
• David Pakman: Republican ethics lawyer says Трамп nuclear Tweet is grounds for impeachment
• Rachel Maddow: Book suggests new aspects of potential President Трамп obstruction case
• Stephen bites into the juicy new Трамп book
• Kimmel: Dotard Трамп vs. Steve Bannon
• WaPo: Mean Boys, “Fire and Fury”
• Farron Cousins: Ivanka Трамп allegedly ended Kellyanne Conway’s media appearances due to her “idiotic militancy”
• Trevor: Michael Wolff steps inside the Трамп presidency
• Young Turks: Eric Трамп is still dumb as shit
• Stephen unbuttons Трамп’s button brag
• Lawrence O’Donnell: New book chronicles President Dotard Трамп sexual harassment

Joy Reid: Turns out Roy Moore’s Jewish lawyer is Christian

Francesca Fiorentini: The rich want to keep you dumb:

Young Turks: Alex Jones declares holy war on CNN journalist

Minute Physics: The unreasonable efficiency of black holes.

WaPo: Six things you may not have known about the NSA.

Pot Topics:

• Young Turks: Why California pot legalization will sweep across the nation
• Stephen: Jeff Sessions says legal weed…illegal?
• KOMO: Are WA marijuana growers & business worried about Jeff Sessions? Not really!
• Sam Seder: Jeff Sessions kicks off 2018 by creating a war on legal marijuana
• Californians can now buy marijuana for recreational use
• KIRO: Seattle Mayor says Seattle police will NOT participate in a federal crackdown on legal marijuana
• Young Turks: Jeff Sessions intensifies federal war on legal marijuana
• Rachel Maddow with Mayor Jenny Durkan: Legal pot states prepare to resist Sessions:

• Chuck Todd with Gov. John Hickenlooper (D-CO): U.S. to end policy that let legal pot flourish
• Kimmel: Why Jeff Sessions hates marijuana

New Scientist: There is a new bitcoin scam everyday.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper Big Publishing’s attack on Milo Yiannopoulos

Sam Seder: Leaked editor’s notes hilariously TRASH Milo Yiannopoulos’ Book.

David Pakman: Michele Bachmann is asking God if she should run for senate

Young Turks: Uh-oh, God’stalking to Michele Bachmann again…

VOX: Takeout creates a lot of trash. It doesn’t have to..

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

A history of the iconic White House magnolia tree.

Young Turks: Conservatives to Tomi Lahren, “Who’s the snowflake now?”

Out With A Worn-out Old Year And In With A Shiny New Year:

• NASA: Top 17 earth images of 2017
• The Daily Show: 2017 sports roundup
• Mark Fiore: The year in Tweet.
• Ari Melber and friends: Big moments in 2017 from the women’s march to “fake news.”
• 2017 was the year of the….
• Francesca Fiorentini: Five reasons to take to the fucking streets in 2018:

• Daily Show: Careers in Memoriam, 2017
• ISS: Happy New Year from space.
• Areal views of natural disasters in 2017
• Daily Show: Cable news’s best moments of 2017
• Super Deluxe Music of 2017
• 2017: The year of the news alert.

Chris Hayes: Senator Orrin Hatch “grateful” Op-Ed cited his “lack of integrity.”

Blowing up stuff in the name of science.

VOX: How this military explosive is poisoning American soil

Dotard Трамп and That Criminal Organization Running Out of the White House:

• Ari Melber: Comedians respond to the Dotard Трамп in 2017.
• Joy Reid: Muller moves beyond Трамп and investigates RNC digital operations
• Young Turks: Трамп displays pure stupidity on climate change
• Sam Seder: Alex Jones craziest rant EVER, fantasizes about Трамп getting wacked by the FBI
• WaPo: Watch Трамп lie about his accomplishments in office.
• Farron Cousins: Has Трамп already proven that he’s dumber than George W. Bush?
• Трамп administration shatters record for highest turnover rate in a President’s first year:
  

  In honor of this great accomplishment here's a video of everyone who has left pic.twitter.com/6GdhowXC9z

  — Nate Lerner (@NathanLerner) December 28, 2017

• Ari Melber and friends: Dotard Трамп claims he has an “absolute right” to do what he wants with DOJ.
• The 2017 class of Трамп exiles
• Bad Lip Reading: Dotard Трамп sings “Christmas is here!”
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп golfs for two days after saying it’s “back to work”
• WaPo: Here’s what President Трамп got wrong about climate change….
• David Pakman: Trump’s worst moments with world leaders
• Ari Melber with Joy Reid: Barack Obama tрампs Dotard Трамп as ‘most admired man’
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп is losing his mind one Tweet at a time.
• Трамп’s strangest moments of 2017:

• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп’s Hoeskstra “Lies about his lies”.

Ed Helms & Jack Black wrote a song to fix politics

How to ratify a 200 year old Constitutional amendment

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.