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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/12/21, 8:17 am

Washington is going to hit the next phase for COVID-19 reopening on March 22nd. I am nervous about greater capacity on indoor activity. It stinks, but it’s how the virus spreads. I hope it’s old people partying while the rest of us are still on the outside, but that’s not really how humans work.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open Wednesday

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/10/21, 7:01 am

Those of you who live in King County, how are you voting in the Conservation District? I follow Brittney Bush Bollay on Twitter, and she seems like a good egg. She has a solid from the Sierra Club. I have also heard good things about Doug Hennick.

The district having elections rather than just being appointed by the executive is a bit weird. But as long as it’s elected, you might as well vote for it online.

Also, please wash your hands right now.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/8/21, 8:06 am

Oh, hey, the State Senate passed a capital gains tax. The House has passed it in previous years, and Governor Inslee supports it. Still, you don’t want to count your chickens before they’ve hatched: So if you want the tax system to be a bit more fair, you can let your House members know.

Also, please wash your hands right now

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/6/21, 12:15 am

Legal Eagle: How lawyers fight climate change

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Culture wars ♬

Amber Ruffin: Why can’t America have nice things? Two words—“Economic anxiety”

Vox: Texas’s power disaster is a warning sign for the US

A REAL Administration:

  • Trevor: The outrageous Biden scandals
  • WaPo: Will Biden forgive student loans?
  • SNL Weekend Update: House passes Biden’s stimulus bill
  • Trevor: The minimum wage debate

Robert Reich: The truth about guaranteed income

John Oliver: Raids!

Winlar: ♫ A World of… ♬

Republicans and Other Losers, Liars, Seditionists, and Whack-Jobs:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп still not President in crushing defeat for the tin foil hat crowd
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mitch McConnell, the remarkably soft shell turtle ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп issues March 4th inauguration statement
  • Full Frontal: Palm Beach to Трамп—No welcome back party
  • The Late Show: William Wallace drew inspiration from Ted Cruz
  • Trevor: Ron Johnson (R-Asshole, WI) forces Senate to read the stimulus bill out loud
  • Founders Sing: ♫ Goodbye Q ♬

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Comparative analysis of my supporters with Трамп’s ♬
  • Vice News: These ‘Sovereign Citizens’ don’t believe they’re part of the US
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп emerges for crazy self-love fest at CPAC
  • Stephen: The Pentagon’s failure to protect Congress is coming into chilling focus and seditionist news
  • Trevor: Трамп still thinks he won & other crazy CPAC moments
  • Samantha Bee: Hate monger of the week—Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • The Parody Project: ♫ Marge Greene “Jolene” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Nature Abhors a Vacuum (and Ron Johnson) ♬
  • The Daily Show: GOP priorities—Impeachment vs. cancel culture
  • SNL Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on science
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп’s unaired CPAP speech
  • Vice News: QAnon conspiracies go back centuries
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп returning to the White House & Pence surrenders his testicles
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Oh Nikki! ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп, Cruz and Noem repeat their insane lies at CPAC
  • Stephen: Republicans unleash a tidal wave of anti-voting legislation
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What is CPAC? ♬
  • The Daily Show: The Property Brothas have an idea to replace Трамп’s failed casino

Andre Antunes: ♫ ‘Shaking head prophetess’ goes Heavy Metal ♬

Stephen: Uh-oh, Nevada wants to let corporations form their own governments

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Week in ТрампPlague:

  • Robert Reich: We can afford COVID relief
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп makes good on his promise to open up the country by Easter
  • Seth Meyers: Democrats aim to pass COVID-19 relief, but limit eligibility for payments
  • The Late Show: New York mutant covid variants
  • Samantha Bee: Women, COVID and the myth of having it all:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz looks better with a mask on his face ♬
  • SNL: Vaccine game show
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard admits getting vaccinated
  • Now This: W. Kamau Bell addresses vaccine hesitancy with Black doctors
  • Amber Ruffin: Texas, please stop embarrassing Demi in front of his friends
  • The Late Show: Texas cowboys are very confused about the Governor’s announcement
  • Seth MeyersTexas, Mississippi lift mask mandates
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What are they thinking ♬
  • Now This: Abbot Blames COVID spread on immigrants, Julián Castro responds
  • SNL: Post-COVID dating

Amber Ruffin: ♫ “I Love It When a Man Tells Me What To Do ♬

Mark Fiore: Best frienemies forever

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ CPAC is Mecca for conservatives ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/5/21, 6:19 am

I have some why am I up calls on the East Coast. So I’ll keep this short(er than usual). Do see if you’re eligible for the COVID-19 shot in Washington’s updated eligibility.

And wash your hands right now.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/3/21, 7:12 am

Teachers are now eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Grocery stores and other public facing jobs may become eligible too. Hopefully, this will help open schools safely.

In the meantime, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/1/21, 8:09 am

It has been a year since the first COVID-19 death in the United States. It has been a hell year, although the absolute worst is behind us (touch wood). I haven’t gone further than a bike can take a round trip from my apartment. Here’s hoping the next year is better.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/27/21, 12:25 am

Stephen: Tim Meadows calls for the expansion of Black History Month

John Oliver: Meatpacking

Dulcé Sloan: The history of the “strong Black woman”

President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s the Infection, Biden’s the Cure ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Sec. Pete Buttigieg reveals how Трамп left the Department of Transportation
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Biden’s Dog ♬
  • Samantha Bee: The best of Kamala Harris
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jill and Melania, compare and contrast ♬

LegalEagle: Weird federal criminal laws

Trevor: America’s failing power grid

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Amber Ruffin and James T. Lane: Lift Every Voice and Sing—The Black National Anthem

The Grand Old Party of Incompetence, Sedition, Conspiracies, and Lies:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Ted Cruz goes to Cancun
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “The Dotard J”, a modern sea shanty by Mangy Fetlocks ♬
  • Trevor: The GOP is actively working to restrict voting in key states
  • Seth Meyers: GOP backs Трамп ahead of his first post-presidency speech at CPAC
  • LegalEagle: Трамп election suits dismissed by the Supreme Court
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard returns to tighten his tiny grip on the Republican party
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ T. E. D. Versus A. O. C. ♬
  • Daily Show: The GOP is horny for another insurrection
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s crazy and then there’s Texas crazy ♬
  • Stephen: Ted Cruz’s favorite President could face jail time for tax fraud
  • Bill Maher: Welcome reality deniers
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Does It Say About Republicans? ♬
  • Robert Reich: Unrigging the GOP’s minority rule
  • Trevor: Ted Cruz’s photo op & Texans’ extreme electric bills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz’s desperate damage control, Трамп boys point fingers & daddy Dotard’s tax returns
  • The Late Show: Ted Cruz already made it to his next vacation spot
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How Трамп compares to other past Presidents ♬
  • LegalEagleMike Lindell sued for $1,300,000,000
  • Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers on His 12-hour Cancun vacation with Ted Cruz
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard proofreads his letter to New York
  • Stephen: The seditionist roundup continues as more fucking idiots are charged for roles in Capitol riot
  • Michael Spicer: On a Zoom with Dotard Jr…again
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Snake ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Low Approval Ratings Among Dogs ♬
  • The Daily Show: Republicans release attack ad against voting
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп at CPAC 2021
  • Keith Olbermann: McConnell caves
  • Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Mike Lindell
  • LegalEagle: Supreme Court says DA can get Трамп taxes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sen. Ron Johnson’s Secret Past Revealed ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene frontrunner for worst person of 2021
  • Trevor: The FBI tried to warn Capitol police & Pence still talks to The Dotard
  • Glenn Kirschner: A good day for Justice in America
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is like a lobster ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Fox News Lies About the Texas Blackouts as GOP Lies About the Election

Mark Fiore: “It’s the windmill’s fault

The Late Show: Uninformed correspondent, Bootsie, talks race relations with Rep. Jamaal Bowman

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Robert Reich: The only way Democrats will get anything done

ТрампPlague:

  • Seth Meyers shames people cheating their way into a COVID-19 vaccine
  • Trevor: US hits 500K COVID deaths & people will do anything for a vaccine
  • The Late Show: Gramps gone wild!
  • Amber Ruffin: ♫ One Year In, I’m Still Scared of COVID ♬:

  • Stephen: Bill Gates on vaccines and a chance to return to normal life
  • New York Times: Inside a Covid I.C.U., through a nurse’s eyes
  • Seth Meyers: Great vaccine news has everyone asking when life will return to normal
  • Trevor: Black vaccine inequality

Wired: U.S.—China relations, explained

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney’s alter ego lashes out!

Stephen: Bill Gates points out that we’re going to have more crazy weather events

Roy Wood, Jr.: The history of Black journalists

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/26/21, 8:27 am

It is the right thing to let felons who have served their time vote. It will help them be part of society once they have served their time. And a democracy should include everyone. So I am glad that a bill to do that has passed the state House. The article doesn’t really say what its prospects are in the Senate, so it couldn’t hurt to contact yours.

One thing I’m curious about, although obviously it’s the right thing to do either way, is how they will vote. During the 2004 election lawsuit they found some former felon voters, and many were Republicans. Not sure how much you can extrapolate a small sample size, but it may be that it helps Republicans a bit.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open: Thread. Wednesday February 24, 2021

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/24/21, 8:26 am

The legislature is moving forward on police reform (first item, although the private prison story is interesting too). It would mean that police have to intervene when their colleagues use excessive force.

My favorite quote in the piece is Senator Jeff Holy complaining that it would make it tougher to hire cops. Good, my dude. Like, if it’s tougher to hire police who look the other way when other police are violent, it’s a better police force.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/22/21, 8:17 am

The COVID-19 bill Governor Inslee signed on Friday is pretty good. I hope that the relief can get where it needs to go in a timely manner. People are hurting in the recession. Rent is behind for a lot of people, and many businesses are hurting. This bill goes a long way to help.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/20/21, 12:41 am

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor: Texas freeze and Cancún getaways

Robert Reich: No Compromising with the GOP Cult

The Daily Show: Cruz v. Cruz, vacation edition

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Anti-social media ♬

Now This: Ted Cruz fled to Mexico amid Texas crisis, faces backlash

Roy Wood, Jr: CP Time—The history of Black doctors

Samantha Bee: Finally…A happy Presidents’ Day

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God is attempting to freeze Ted Cruz ♬

The Dotard Трамп and Other Losers, Conspiracy Theorists, and Seditionists:

  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп delivers obituary for Rush Limbaugh
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When numbers lie ♬
  • LegalEagle: No witnesses at the impeachment trial
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп, Jr. defends Ted Cruz amid vacation fallout
  • SNL Weekend Update: Stephanie Green on conspiracy theories
  • Robert Reich: Acquittal is not the end
  • Keith Olbermann: Pelosi calls for 9/11 commission style investigation of Трамп coup but we need more
  • Parody Project: ♫ Impeachment defense—Translated to plain English ♬:

  • The Daily Show: Tucker Carlson Jeopardy
  • Jimmy Kimmel: McConnell gives blistering speech condemning Трамп after acquitting him
  • Keith Olbermann: McConnell v. The Dotard
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ DJT takes on LFT ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Rap battle—Трамп v. Mitch
  • SNL: Impeachment trial
  • Trevor: Трамп attacks McConnell’s chins & the Трамп Plaza Hotel implodes
  • Al Franken recreates McConnell’s post-acquittal impeachment speech
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп celebrates his second impeachment acquittal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senator Ron Johnson, a remarkable man ♬
  • Lauren Meyers: ♫ Turns Out the Right (Is Still Quite Crazy) ♬

  • Trevor: Трамп’s acquittal
  • LegalEagle: The tragedy of Трамп’s second impeachment
  • Mark Fiore: Have your spine and eat it too
  • Keith Olbermann: GOP declared war on democracy. Why are we making deals with them?
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп acquitted
  • The Daily Show: Who is Tucker?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Rush is Gone ♬

Trevor: Bill Gates on how to avoid a climate disaster and driving innovation

Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz heads to sunny Cancún while winter storm cripples Texas

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Now This: New anti-abortion law in South Carolina temporarily suspended

Founders Sing: ♫ Fly me to Cancún ♬:

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie’s FINAL phone call to Jimmy Dore

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Oh Jen ♬

ТрампPlague:

  • Trevor: How to reopen schools—Getting back to normal-ish
  • Roll Call: Biden invests $1.6 billion in COVID-19 tests, genomic sequencing
  • The Daily Show: Hate crimes against Asian Americans continue to rise
  • Trevor: Will Biden get all Americans vaccinated by July?
  • Vice News: The U.S. can’t keep up with mutant COVID strains
  • John Oliver: The next pandemic
  • Trevor: New COVID mutations & Cuomo’s death count cover-up

Lewis Black: Alcohol is a right!

The Daily Show: Cancún—The perfect half-day getaway

Jimmy Kimmel: Rush, vaccines & blackout

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lyin’ Ted, the beach-blanket Bozo ♬

Joy Reid: Al Franken explains Mitch McConnell

Trevor: GOP & FAUX falsely blame AOC’s green new deal for the Texas power crisis

Now This: The Simpsons’ predicted Ted Cruz’s Cancún junket

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/19/21, 8:13 am

Man, fucking Mercer Island. Homeless people should have housing. They are on Mercer Island for a reason. Maybe they’re less visible in the forested area than in Seattle or denser Eastside cities. Maybe they have friends and family on Mercer Island. But whatever the reasons, pawning them off to other cities isn’t helping them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/19/21, 8:13 am

Man, fucking Mercer Island. Homeless people should have housing. They are on Mercer Island for a reason. Maybe they’re less visible in the forested area than in Seattle or denser Eastside cities. Maybe they have friends and family on Mercer Island. But whatever the reasons, pawning them off to other cities isn’t helping them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/19/21, 8:13 am

Man, fucking Mercer Island. Homeless people should have housing. They are on Mercer Island for a reason. Maybe they’re less visible in the forested area than in Seattle or denser Eastside cities. Maybe they have friends and family on Mercer Island. But whatever the reasons, pawning them off to other cities isn’t helping them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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