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Friday Open Thread! Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/26/21, 8:05 am

May 1 is the day everyone over 16 is going to be eligible for the COVID-19 shot in Washington. We’ve known this day would come for a while, but it’s nice to see the beginning of the end in sight. When you’re eligible, please get the vaccine. The more arms it gets into, the better. But now, we’re so close.

In the meantime, please wash your hands right now.

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  1. 1

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 8:24 am

    Really expected to check in this morning and see Tara rubbing her vag and shrieking about President Biden wearing a tan suit, or mispronouncing a name.
    Nothing?

    #thesoftening

  2. 2

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 8:55 am

    @2

    Probably trying to come up with a better screen name. It is a slow process when they have to move their lips when they read words.

  3. 3

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 8:58 am

    What the hell has become of Seattle? https://komonews.com/news/local/lake-city-dicks-drive-in-closes-early-due-to-rash-of-shooting

    Dicks with guns now makes it harder to get a bag of Dick’s. Well done Seattle!

  4. 4

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 9:08 am

    3,
    Maskholes are everywhere. 270,000 of them in King County alone.

    On any given night, at any given Cracker Barrel, strip club, or late night donut counter there are bound to be one or two of them trying to kill “leftists”.

    That’s just the way it is now until we decide to do something about them.

  5. 5

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 9:09 am

    Probably trying to come up with a better screen name. It is a slow process when they have to move their lips when they read words.

    He’s having a sad because I laughed at his new screen name. Really, he should just cut to the chase and use “I’m having a sad because I’m so stupid, I can’t trigger a lib to do anything but laugh at me”.

  6. 6

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:09 am

    Here are some of Dr. Dumbfuck’s clan: https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2021/03/25/robert-e-lee-high-school-renaming-jacksonville-florida-orig-jk.cnn

    Rather than condemn slavery, they say utter bullshit such as because African chiefs sold their people into slavery it is their fault there were slaves here, and of course, since Jesus himself never condemned slavery then it is OK.

    Go ahead Dr. Dumbfuck, defend these slave-loving people. These are the people that support your man-crush Trump. You support and cheer for Trump, ergo, you support these slave-loving morons.

  7. 7

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:15 am

    I can’t trigger a lib

    The Orange Lube-Daddy has gone away.
    Vaccine delivery is breaking records. Economic recovery is accelerating. America is re-opening and slowly returning to healthy normal. White House press briefings are daily affairs that don’t involve beatings and draggings in zip-ties. The US Capitol is in session passing overdue legislations without being assaulted by terrorist mobs of white supremacist weird-beards in fur bikinis. And US uniforms are no longer beating the shit out of Sobbing Guatemalan Toddlers™.

    “Conservative” Murica has lost its “mojo”. The trailer park is in mourning.

  8. 8

    G spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:26 am

    Bob has his Mouth open for horse.

  9. 9

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:31 am

    “Hello? Knock knock! I’d like to apply for a mail-in ballot please?”

    “Stop! Don’t move! You’re under arrest for attempting to vote while Black!”

    Unidentified suspect was later killed in a “completely unprovoked” struggle with arresting officers.

  10. 10

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:35 am

    When Republican fascists try to be funny, Part Infinity

    Michigan GOP chair jokes that ‘assassination’ is the only way to remove Republicans who voted to impeach Trump

    Look out, Mitt.

  11. 11

    Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:35 am

    Your dad’s kind of “conservative”: “Georgia’s voting system has never been more secure or trustworthy.”

    Modern Trump “conservative”: “We must put a stop to that!”

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:47 am

    “May 1 is the day everyone over 16 is going to be eligible for the COVID-19 shot in Washington.”

    Being eligible and getting are two different things. If you live in a blue state, you may have to wait, but it’ll be orderly. If you live in a red state, it’ll be a free-for-all mob scene, after VIPs, legislators, lobbyists, and political donors get theirs first.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:49 am

    @3 The problem is dicks with guns, and the dicks who allow other dicks to have guns, not Seattle per se; it’s a problem everywhere. Especially in supermarkets these days.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/26/us/atlanta-guns-supermarket-witness/index.html

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:50 am

    @4 We don’t have to do anything about them. Covid-19 will take care of them.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 10:55 am

    @10 It’s really unnecessary for Republicans to keep reminding us the GOP is a terrorist organization. We know that. And after January 6, nobody in America doubts it.

  16. 16

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 11:14 am

    The county did not vote for republicans so the Democrat won? Negate their votes
    “The bill also gives the state election board sweeping powers over county election boards, including the authority to dismantle those they view as unfit and to replace them with their own appointed superintendents, who have full control over how elections operate in their counties.”
    Like flint water. But for voters.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 12:50 pm

    “A bipartisan group of 26 governors issued a joint statement on Friday condemning rising violence against the Asian American community. The statement was signed by 24 Democratic governors, including Gov. Lourdes Leon Guerrero of the territory of Guam, along with GOP Govs. Larry Hogan of Maryland and Charlie Baker of Massachusetts.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/545105-26-governors-condemn-anti-asian-violence

    Evidently anti-Asian violence is just fine with the 25 GOP governors who didn’t sign.

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 12:58 pm

    Baby Hitler complains his Capitol Brownshirts are being “persecuted.”

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-claims-capitol-rioters-posed-threat-persecuted/story?id=76702608

  19. 19

    Steve spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 1:10 pm

    @18 Don’t believe your lying eyes. It was hugs and kisses

  20. 20

    G spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 2:58 pm

    @19 or as Bob thinks of it, it was lick and suck.

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 5:07 pm

    Most bizarre anti-mask excuse yet: “I’m a Christian and I don’t cover my face.”

    https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/bagel-karen-denies-calling-nyc-worker-the-n-word-despite-shocking-video/

    You know what that’s all about, right? “I wouldn’t be caught dead in a burqa or veil; I’d rather make you dead instead.” Or something to that effect.

    That was the now-infamous “Bagel Karen.”

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/26/21 at 5:11 pm

    “Tennessee Governor Bill Lee signed a transgender sports bill into law Friday requiring students to prove their sex at birth in order to play in middle and high school sports.

    “The bill states that ‘a student’s gender for purposes of participation in a public middle school or high school interscholastic athletic activity or event be determined by the student’s sex at the time of the student’s birth, as indicated on the student’s original birth certificate.'”

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/26/us/tennessee-transgender-sports-bill-law/index.html

    In other words, kids in Tennessee now need birth certificates to play school sports, and that state’s Republican legislators have just burdened every kid in the state with red tape in order to discriminate against trans kids.

    Does this mean Doctor Dumbfuck’s horse can’t play?

  23. 23

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 3/27/21 at 8:38 am

    22 Republicans punching down on the helpless.

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