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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/2/23, 12:02 am

Michelle Wolf: Are reverse mortgages a scam?

Bill Maher: Death in Politics

Epic Rap Battles: ♫ Henry Ford vs Karl Marx. Epic Rap Battles Of History ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Analyzing Elon Musk and Those Who Fuck Themselves ♬

The Fascists Family:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Expulsion looms for George Santos and McCarthy says “Fuck You” to The Dotard
  • Tommy Campbell: George Santos dishes dirt ahead of expulsion & Трамп heckled By football fans
  • Rachel Maddow: Republican threat to Fani Willis runs into legal wall at state supreme court
  • Patrick ♫ Трамп Derangement Syndrome ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Prison Cells ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: The GOP hypocrisy of denouncing George Santos while coup plotters remain in Congress
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Santos faces expulsion from Congress and Marjorie Taylor Greene Tweets Jimmy
  • Ari Melber: Elon Musk & MAGA’s ‘X Plan’ go up in flames at bizarre, dumpster fire finance talk
  • Michelle Wolf: George Santos faces expulsion & Koch Brothers endorse Nikki Haley
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп needs the people making death threats to judges
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп pardon of Kushner pal is a taste of “tough on crime” presidency
  • Chris Hayes: George Santos kicked out of Congress
  • Alex Wagner and Chris Hayes: Трамп spins economic fairy tale and counts on voters with short memories
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans DESPERATE to smear Biden & Pence’s comma controversy
  • Parody Project: ♫ Walkin’ Up to Take the Witness Stand (Winter Wonderland) ♬:

  • Ali Velshi: Трамп’s gag order saga continues in both civil and criminal trials
  • Chris Hayes: “Damning” new Pence notes point to GOP senator’s role in Jan. 6 plot
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell attempts to defend his fund & FAUX pushes Rainbow bridge lies
  • Alex Wagner: Rep. Perry’s central role in Трамп’s election scheme exposed by “clerical error”
  • Jen Psaki: How a Трамп 11th hour pardon reportedly derailed a federal investigation
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп demands government punish MSNBC for critical coverage
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ When He’s Gone (The George Song) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: TRUMP SHOW 26—AI Tommy Tuberville, Ivanka Clones, Lauren Boebert, Marge The Bounty Hunter & MORE
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Koch brothers ENDORSING Nikki Haley
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Media still not ready to cover Трамп after years of his lies:

  • Alex Wagner: Campaign notes sound in Трамп’s grasping criminal defense
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Gavin Newsom debates MyPillow Mike, Трамп’s insurrection depression & bye-bye George Santos?
  • Stella Magz: HEY GEORGE SANTOS, BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • Ari Melber: Prison fears mount as Jack Smith wins coup subpoena clash
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп loses presidential immunity fight—twice in one day

Mark Fiore: The great replacement of-Twitter (subsequently X)

Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—war criminal Henry Kissinger finally dies

Liberal Redneck: School voucher scams

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/1/23, 8:01 am

Are you ready for a weekend of atmospheric river? At least it won’t be freezing. But if you happen to be driving past a blinking red light, here’s a free tip:

You’re actually supposed to come to a full stop and then decide who goes next with stop sign rules. Not barely slow down and almost hit someone in the crosswalk when you see there are no cars. And if that is stop sign rules for you, maybe consider don’t drive anymore?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. Right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/29/23, 7:57 am

– Antisemites are going to antisemite. Any reason they give is an excuse. Still, the rise in violence and property damage are disturbing.

– Driving will kill you slowly if it doesn’t do it quickly.

– I don’t link to too many national stories, and I couldn’t care less about Hunter Biden, but geez Republicans are giving the game away.

– Congratulations to Burien for finally doing the right thing.

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And hey, if you haven’t ordered the free home test kits, here’s a chance.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/28/23, 5:56 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for our weekly dose of political chat and beer. Please join us if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. The starting time is 8:00 pm. You’ll find us in the back.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Cheers,
Darryl

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/27/23, 8:10 am

Good morning from I forgot I was doing an open thread until I was almost at work. Take one off for the holiday, and suddenly you forgot what you do on your commute. Is it too early to tell people to wash their hands? Ot they can get vaccinated for COVID-19 and the flu while they’re at it?

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/24/23, 8:14 pm

Liberal Redneck: Is Joe Biden too old to run again?

The New York Times: The dark side of credit card rewards

NowThis: How misinformation on social media undermines truth and democratic institutions

American Fascism:

  • Jen Psaki: Star Jan. 6 witness says Трамп should be “nowhere near” the Oval Office again
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mike Johnson Ushering in The End of America ♬
  • Stephen: Ghost buses and lovely Jan 6 footage & Трамп never cared about America
  • LegalEagle: Трамп took the stand; it did not go well
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Donny Boy ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Did Трамп pay another doctor to pretend he’s healthy?
  • Katie Phang: New audio exposes Speaker Mike Johnson’s controversial views
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is excited for Kyle Rittenhouse’s book
  • Seth Meyers: Former Трамп aides warn America as Трамп rises in polls as he threatens revenge
  • Ronny Chieng: The Dotard Трамп’s official scheduler
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп KNOWS That He’s a Criminal ♬
  • Founders Sing: ♫ I’m Dreaming of a White…Трамп’s Fascist Fantasy ♬:
    https://youtu.be/AftHzzb6pYM
  • Seth Meyers: Judge rejects Трамп mistrial motion & Трамп could be on trial for entire election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DUMB idea and Трамп lashes out at Nikki Haley
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler plans to run in the 2024 presidential election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп Gets Into Office ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп attacks led to “serious and credible” death threats to court
  • Ari Melber: Jail for threats? In Трамп case, RICO lawyer says real attacks land defendants in jail, not “gagged”
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Mark Meadows ♬:

  • WaPo: Why are RICO cases so complicated?
  • John Leguizamo rips Univision’s “caca” Трамп interview
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Counting Song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Republican wants ONE THING, Markwayne Mullin and Sean O’Brien taunt each other and pillow guy pleads poverty
  • SNL Weekend Update: Colin Jost interviews Rep. George Santos again

Mother Jones: Hidden history—Henry Ford perfected the mass production of cars. And antisemitism

NowThis: What’s the deal with voter ID laws?

John Oliver: Dollar Stores

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Political Turkey

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/23/23, 12:13 pm

Seth Meyers: A Thanksgiving-themed monologue

The Late Show: The dark story of the turkey Biden didn’t pardon

Scared Ketchup: ♫ Trump Show 25—Thanksgiving fun! ♬:

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Zombie Turkey ♬

SNL: Thanksgiving week airport parade

GZERO Media: Three things lawmakers are thankful for this Thanksgiving

AP: Top moments from White House turkey pardons

Thanksgiving timeless classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving Massacre!:

Stephen: Will Ozempic ruin Thanksgiving? And, canned cranberry sauce wins every poll

ABC: Presidential turkey pardons through the years

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Wednesday Open Thread!!!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/22/23, 7:52 am

– Seattle has a budget. Where are the impact fees? Guys, where are the impact fees?

– Gosh, I don’t think mailing white powder to election offices when they’re counting votes is a good idea.

– Hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And hey, some free testing kits. Might as well take advantage of that. And get a flu shot while you’re making an appointment. Someone has already died of the flu in Washington, so the sooner the better.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/21/23, 5:32 pm

DLBottle
Please join us tonight for some pre-Thanksgiving turkey talk and political prognostication over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. The starting time is 8:00 pm. You’ll find us in the back.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Cheers,
Darryl

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/20/23, 7:57 am

Listen, every city needs a crank or two on the City Council. I would prefer they be cranks in the Sawant mold of far left politics than the Rob Saka mold of anti-transit hyperbole masked as immigrant friendly language. He had to drive a slightly different route to pick up his kids and he compared it to the border wall.

The H line is great, and guy is complaining that he has to go around the block. And now he’ll be on the City Council for 4 years. I am sure that the people who hated Sawant’s hyperbolic statements will push back just as hard on this.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/17/23, 8:29 pm

Leslie Jones: Supreme Court adopts its first ethics code & Sen. Mullin tries to fight in senate

The Late Show: ♫ Take Me Out to the High Court ♬

NowThis: ‘Grab-bag’ extremists drive surge in U.S. political violence

Electoral Dysfunction:

  • Leslie Jones tries not to lose her shit—RFK Jr. edition
  • SNL: Republican debate
  • NowThis: How third-party candidates impact U.S. elections
  • Stephen Colbert with Jonathan Karl: “Retribution and revenge”—Jonathan Karl on Трамп’s 2024 campaign theme
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night Republican presidential debate:

  • Alex Wagner: “On the level of Hitler and Mussolini”—Biden camp slams Трамп on anti-immigrant plan
  • Leslie Jones: Tim Scott drops out and Трамп calls opponents “vermin”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to NO INDICTMENT for Joe Biden
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—Is voting AGAINST Трамп enough?
  • Jen Psaki: Judge rules Трамп “engaged in an insurrection,” but is eligible for ballot
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Rise of Dotard Dictator ♬

Roll Call: Bad behavior and other Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mark Fiore: An all-newish friendly code of conduct

Stephen: Congressional fight club and Biden and Xi play it cool and Dems hand Mike Johnson a victory

The Dotard Трамп:

  • Stephen Colbert with Rachel Maddow: Speaker Johnson passing government funding bill with Democratic support
  • Ali Velshi: Mike Johnson’s funding plan doomed by GOP lawmakers “hell-bent” on shutdown
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп gives clowns a bad name ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Bill Burr’s wife FLIPPING HIM OFF
  • Seth Meyers: Damning video evidence emerges in Трамп trial and shocking Santos report released
  • Tommy Campbell: Don Jr. heckled and whines on the stand, Трамп lawyers leaked footage
  • Stephen: Трамп is a fascist & Stephen Miller’s horrific immigration plan & Bernie stops a fight
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Fight almost breaks out in the Senate, a MAGA White House doozy & Mike Pence’s new book
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MIKE JOHNSON VIEWS NO PORN! ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Are Cowardly ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: George Santos DNA search, party of losers, and Lindell on the road
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare RICO tapes leak, and MAGA defense attorney confesses in court
  • Seth Meyers: GOP Senator challenges Teamsters head to fight and McCarthy accused of sucker punch
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Jr. defends Трамп crime family, QAnon shaman runs for congress & where the hell is Mike Lindell?
  • Alex Wagner: Georgia prosecutor asks court to put Трамп co-defendant back in jail
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hotels Are Failing Due to Fear of Трампers ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 24 cohost AI Lauren Boebert, Freedom Condoms, Mike Johnson, Marge the Bounty Hunter & more
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—Elon Musk endorses antisemitic paranoia on Xitter
  • SNL Weekend Update: Ramaswamy calls GOP party of losers and Ivanka testifies in fraud trial
  • Parody Project: ♫ Get Me to the Jail On Time ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Leaked coup tapes upend the Georgia RICO case
  • Stephen Colbert and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s “vermin” comment wasn’t a slip of the tongue
  • Jimmy Kimmel: George Santos hit with scathing ethics report & Трамп Media Group DEMANDS an apology
  • Alicia Menendez: New audio reveals Трамп wanted to go to the capitol during the Jan. 6 Insurrection
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP condemning Rep. Santos don’t fear him like they fear Трамп
  • Stephen Colbert with Jonathan Karl: Why failure follows The Dotard and everyone close to him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What to Do About Трамп ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп plots “revenge” if he wins second term and calls opponents “vermin”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Cockroach Calls Opponents “Vermin” ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Secret coup video—See two Трамп aides flip in RICO sessions in GA
  • Stephen: George Santos used donor funds for Botox & OnlyFans and more about our do-nothing Congress
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to his sister passing away
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп tests Republican Party willingness to follow him into fascism
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ In a World Full of Trouble, Dotard Hopes to Make More ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп, Johnson duo is the “authoritarian meets zealot buddy movie” that no one needs
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Fighting, threats & kidney punches in Congress and Трамп compared to Hitler

Leslie Jones: Congress erupts in fights & San Francisco “cleans up” for the President of China

NowThis: Ohio Republicans attempt to block voters’ will on abortion access

The Late Show: Master Ron’s Congressional Karate Kung Fu

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/17/23, 8:12 am

– Have you been seeing bicycle memorials around town? Here’s what that’s about. Also, oof and some hope from that map.

– Shotspotter is a waste of money and time. If we have the money and staff hours to send police on wild goose chases, I assume we won’t hear about shortages any more.

– Someone take away his phone, or his drugs, or his companies.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. Book that appointment, and get the flu shot while you’re at it. Easy.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/15/23, 8:01 am

I don’t think people trying to push their way onto light rail trains needs a Marxist analysis. But it certainly is annoying. Just, like, look into the train before crowding to the door. It isn’t that hard even when it’s crowded.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/14/23, 5:40 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will meet tonight for an evening of politics and good cheer over a drink. Please stop by, if you can.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm. You’ll find us on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/13/23, 8:02 am

– I support the Providence nurses.

– Burien, man. What are you doing? Just, just take the money. Also, I don’t see how the city manager gets through this.

– Disappointing to see Gluesenkamp Perez and Schrier on the list of people who voted to censure Representative Talib.

– Hey, hey you. Wash your filthy hands right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. Pair it with your flu shot. Go make that appointment today!

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