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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/1/26, 8:00 am

Running a bit slow this morning. Here are some links.

  • Be better next time, Bob Ferguson, and maybe you can avoid a fine.
  • Don’t those people who crossed the Fremont Bridge over a million times know that Seattle is rainy and has hills?
  • We need a bunch of tiny homes, but we also need a buffer zone to stop a bunch of tiny homes.
  • Connecting cool bike and pedestrian infrastructure to make it a real network. Go Spokane!

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 8:48 am

    Absolutely angelic Tacoma high school student falsely accused of committing a violent act.

    No firearm involved.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 8:50 am

    Yet another record:

    Live Updates
    Updated Fri, May 1 202611:48 AM EDT

    S&P 500 rises to record to kick off May trading as oil falls, Apple shares jump: Live updates

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 8:53 am

    1. Yes, he did.
    2. It’s an unconstitutional law, so it really does not matter.

    What Exactly Is the War Powers Act and Is Obama Really Violating It?
    The Obama administration is certainly sidestepping the controversial law known as the War Powers Act, but in doing so he’s following a well-worn path.

    You guys like ProPublica when they out the finances of billionaires, amirite?

  4. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 8:55 am

    @1

    Your link does not work.

  5. Free Markets spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:00 am

    Today is May Day, and the Democratic Socialists of America are having rallies all over the country. Socialism, unfortunately, is not compatible with democracy. Once voted into power, Democratic Socialism becomes straight authoritarian socialism.

    What works best is free markets and voluntary cooperation between willing buyers and willing sellers.

  6. 86 47 spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:17 am

    Another $.09 jump in national average. Donnie heard Joe Biden had a record and he’s gunning for it.

    The Arco near me which before Pee-wee Donnie’s big adventure was $3.87 cash is now $6.05 cash. Dumbfuck Will be a long later to insist it’s Washington Taxes

    If you’re playing in Texas.F-150 Fill up went up 10 bucks just in the last week while the White House has a big ceremony releasing the report on the poor persecuted Christians by the panel of weirdos assigned because trans day of visibility to fall on Easter one year.

  7. Billionaires are not compatible with democracy spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:20 am

    @5

    The ghost of the 1950s is back

  8. The Midterms spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:36 am

    @2

    Is it a wise financial plan to pay my mortgage with my 401(k)?

    How many shares of my index fund do I need to sell to get to and from work when gas hits six dollars?

    Foreclosure filings continued to rise nationwide in the first quarter of 2026, with total activity up 26% from a year ago.

    There were a total of 118,727 U.S. properties with foreclosure filings during the three months of the year—with Indiana, South Carolina, and Florida recording the highest foreclosure rates for the period. The total includes default notices, scheduled auctions, and bank repossessions

    Red state, red state, red state.

    🎶 You used to call me pal. Buddy can you spare 50 shares?

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