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Wednesday? Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/29/26, 8:12 am

What a time. Glad you’re around.

  • It’s good to have an AG’s office that looks out for consumers.
  • If you’re going to be a micromanager, you are going to slow things down.
  • $10 Million because the city council said it’s bad to hang out with a terrorist?
  • Car free Pike Place is great. And also good for business.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:18 pm

    How may Dems still think fucking with redistricting was a good idea?

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:22 pm

    I held back on the Fidelity Investments news because I wanted to put it in the Wednesday thread. Glad I did, because it gave Vanguard time to match Fidelity’s move:

    Fidelity and Vanguard Won’t Allow Donations to Southern Poverty Law Center
    Both entities cited the Justice Department investigation into the civil rights organization in messages to its charitable account holders.

    The New York Times
    https://www.nytimes.com › 2026/04/29 › business › fid…
    6 hours ago — Two of the country’s largest sponsors of donor-advised funds have cut off the Southern Poverty Law Center. Last week, the Justice Department …Read more

    SPLC lost its way decades ago. SPLC needs all of the Civil Rights Act to remain relevant, and SCOTUS has made it clear even this morning that we’re not ’60s racist southern Democrats anymore. Just racist SPLC thugs.

  3. EF Hutton spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:27 pm

    @2

    Fidelity and Vanguard will get sued withing days and all will be normal.

    Virtue signaling.

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:27 pm

    Elon Musk wishes you a pleasant Wednesday.

    SpaceX
    @SpaceX
    ·
    Side boosters separate from Falcon Heavy

    7:17 AM · Apr 29, 2026

  5. The Midterms spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:28 pm

    Regular unleaded up another $.06 overnight.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:29 pm

    @ 3

    Fidelity and Vanguard will get sued withing days…

    TOS.

    Sure, they’ll be sued. Pretty sure they can afford to proceed to discovery.

    TOS.

  7. James Comey spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:31 pm

    @2

    Also the settlement with the Justice department gets bigger as they:

    Filed with knowingly false information.
    Filed with intent to damage reputation
    Caused financial hardship

    The three prongs are met when the initial hearing tosses the charges with prejudice.

  8. GrandOldPedophiles spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:33 pm

    $115bbl

    Gonna take a lot more gerrymandering to make this “Give us another two years” thing work.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:33 pm

    @ 5

    Regular unleaded up another $.06 overnight.

    There’s a Native American-owned station on Fidalgo Island a couple of miles north of Deception Pass. Yesterday I paid $5.959/gallon for diesel.

    The extra $25 or so this cost me compared with the last time I filled up is easily dismissed when considering the gains in my holdings of CVX, HAL, SHEL, SU, USO, and my sold negative XOM puts.

    War is profitable even if you don’t own defense stocks.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:36 pm

    @ 8

    Gonna take a lot more gerrymandering to make this “Give us another two years” thing work.

    Gonna take a lot more gerrymandering to undo the 2030 Census, Democrats. Your problem is you’ve already gerrymandered the shit out of every useful state. Now all you can do is watch the GOP catch up, while more and more higher-earning and more productive taxpayers move from blue states to red states.

    Vance’s 2028 victory will be a close one but his re-election will be a landslide.

    I can wait.

  11. Ka$h has it under control spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:38 pm

    The ever changing story.

    So despite days of saying the security was fine, the secret service shot the suspect and then took him into custody and all the other stuff…

    Secret service wasn’t involved until after the perimeter was breached, the suspect was shot at four times by hotel security and all four missed…

  12. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:39 pm

    Pretty sure they can afford to proceed to discovery.

    And the lying troll, as a deluded MAGA cult chud, thinks disco is a good thing for either firm or for the DOJ.

    When civil disco produces felony counts we call that a twofer.

  13. czechsaaz@hotmail.com spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:41 pm

    @10

    Totally doesn’t get why Colorado, once red is now reliably blue.

    Something about college educated moving into red states.

    WA and AZ aren’t getting more seats in your fantasy

  14. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:41 pm

    @ 2, 3, 6, 7

    That last bullet point is a bitch, isn’t it?

    Additional requirements. In addition to the requirements set forth under Regulatory above,
    Eligible Grant Recipients must meet additional requirements set by the Trustees. These
    requirements include, but are not limited to, the following:
    ➤ Compliance with law. The organization must be operated exclusively for charitable
    purposes. The organization will not be considered to be operated exclusively for
    charitable purposes if directly or indirectly:
    • the organization operates in violation of law, including without limitation engaging,
    supporting, or inciting terrorism
    , money laundering, violations of civil rights,
    embezzlement, fraud, or other activities in violation of federal or state law or public
    policy;
    • the organization participates in, or intervenes in (including the publishing or
    distributing of statements), any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any
    candidate for public office;
    • a substantial part of the organization’s activities is carrying on propaganda or otherwise
    attempting to influence legislation; or
    • Fidelity Charitable has been informed that the organization is currently being
    investigated by governmental authorities regarding potential breaches of applicable
    law

    https://www.fidelitycharitable.org/content/dam/fc-public/docs/programs/fidelity-charitable-program-guidelines.pdf

  15. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:42 pm

    the kreepee misogynist troll of widbee (pretending NOT to be that way since 10/5/2025, thanks minder!) babbles that yours truly is prejudiced against Hindus and Indians..

    heh.. well here’s a brave woman who hales from the subcontinent living for a short spell among the “very fine people” that kreepee dumbfuck fellow travels with when it’s not one of them explicitly:

    https://youtu.be/hvt5ScfjpDo?si=Hgv1LohpoSIsPY1I

    Oh my bad.. The brave woman is a Pakistani Muslim.. Apart from her skin being a bit darker like an Indian Hindu – she doesn’t “count”.

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:44 pm

    @ 13

    WA and AZ aren’t getting more seats in your fantasy

    No worries. OR and NM will each lose one.

    The fantasy is a 13 EV gain for the GOP.

  17. Jacoby Myers spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:49 pm

    Where dumbfuck argues DOJ already admitting they don’t have evidence that any funds supported ‘terrorists’ or any of the other disqualifying parts of the TOS don’t disappear when…

    The trial judge grants the initial motion to dismiss with prejudice.

    Allegations are not facts.

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:51 pm

    @ 13

    Totally doesn’t get why Colorado, once red is now reliably blue.

    Totally doesn’t get what happens when states move left:

    Politics and Government
    Providing health care to immigrants who are children or pregnant is costing Colorado 611% more than expected
    The state predicts that the Covering All Coloradans program will cost Colorado $104.5 million in the fiscal year that began July 1. Nonpartisan fiscal analysts estimated the cost would be $14.7 million.

    Nonpartisan fiscal analysts at the Capitol estimated in 2022 that about 3,700 immigrants who are children or are pregnant would enroll in Cover All Coloradans this fiscal year. The actual number is nearly 28,000, leading to ballooning costs.

    “The fiscal note missed pretty badly,” Eric Kurtz, a chief legislative budget and policy analyst, told the Joint Budget Committee last week.

    Joe Biden’s midnight flights might have dumped them in Texas but they didn’t stay there.

    Enjoy the “benefits” of the Biden open borders policies, Coloradans. Maybe try some lube with them.

  19. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:54 pm

    already gerrymandered the shit out of every useful state.

    Now do Florida..

    Several of those districts have high concentrations of Latino voters, who have sharply turned away from Trump amid an affordability crisis and aggressive interior enforcement of immigration laws against longtime residents. The 22nd District is 33 percent Hispanic and the 25th District is nearly 29 percent Hispanic, according to Dave’s Redistricting. The 26th, 27th, and 28th Districts are all a whopping 73 percent Hispanic. The 14th District in the Tampa area is around 28 percent Hispanic.

    The result, then, could be a dummymander—an attempt to gain seats that goes so awry that it actually loses them. If Democrats sweep all potentially contested races and win nine House seats, that would reflect a pickup of one relative to the current 20-8 map.

    https://prospect.org/2026/04/29/could-new-florida-congressional-map-be-dummymander/

    And do TexASS for that matter…

  20. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 12:59 pm

    @ 17

    Allegations are not facts.

    Yo, Jacoby. Allegations resulting in investigation by the government are all that are needed for the gift funds to cease funding. Once those investigations advance to indictments, facts are assumed until disproven by a jury’s evaluation.

    You didn’t bitch when Minnesota finally pulled the support of all of those fraudulent school lunch programs even though nothing had yet been proven, I note.

    I don’t think the attorneys at Fidelity and Vanguard are losing any sleep over their moves.

  21. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 1:06 pm

    Here’s some more horse race polls so we can all enjoy watching the lying troll’s head explode.

    First the polls.

    Conservatives4America is a Republican House PAC. Yesterday they released these 9 polls they fielded in March, presumably to steer around FEC rules against campaign coordination. With all the money they and other GOP PACs have this year there are many dozens more such polls they are holding back, at least for now. I mentioned yesterday when the lying troll was sobbing uncontrollably about the bad polls in Texas, that many GOP consultants are pushing to spend to defend there, reasoning that they can message their way out of the jamb they are in. C4A is bascially run by Rep. August Pfluger (of Pflugerville fame – for more please see The Austin Lounge Lizards) on behalf of the Republican Study Committee. So it’s all about Texas.

    So this is also C4A’s way of signaling to other PACs that these are 9 districts that C4A and the Republican Study Committee will not be investing much in this year. So coordination among PACs. But also an indication of early concern. Why? Because these 9 MAGA incumbent districts are not at all in good shape.

    How so? First, the MAGA Insane Failing Cult Leader is underwater in all of them. Dems are winning the generic ballot in some of these MAGA incumbent districts. And MAGA Republicans are leading by only one or two points in a couple of them. And in AZ incumbent MAGA cult chud Juan Ciscomani is trailing his Dem challenger, JoAnna Mendoza in the head-to-head horse race.

    Of course it’s still very early. How early? Basically none of the Dems have even begun to advertise. And neither have any of the outside, dark money PACs. Thus the reason for the release of the early polls. To recruit other PACs into these struggling MAGA districts and perhaps to goad the Dems into spending too early. But what it also tells me is that this very prominent House GOP PAC, by abandoning these districts early, is pretty fucking freaked out about Texas.

    Yay!

  22. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 4/29/26 at 1:16 pm

    And do TexASS for that matter…

    That’s one of the big reasons C4A is shifting to Texas, away from other vulnerable races. Because their early polling is indicating a big loss of MAGA vote share among Latinos in Texas. The worst of these 9 districts in CO and AZ are showing the same shift.

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