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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard โ€” Friday, 4/3/26, 9:07 am

Good mornin’.

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  1. Yes He's a White Supremacist spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:41 am

    So Pete fired the head of the Army because he wouldn’t UnPromote the highly qualified and distiguished negros and hoes.

  2. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:48 am

    @1 And Trump fired Bondi because she failed to get indictments against people who committed no crime.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5814211-downfall-pam-bondi-trump/

  3. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:50 am

    Meanwhile, he’s trying to yank heating assistance from the poors while jacking up their heating costs.

    https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5815067-trump-budget-liheap-energy-prices/

  4. Pete Hegseth spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:53 am

    Sure, you can carry your personal firearm around on base. What could possibly go wrong?

    Now that I’M IN CHARGE we won’t have any pansy regulations about not being able to shoot someone in the mess hall if they really piss you off.

    Carrying is the ULTIMATE sign of manliness!

  5. You keep using that word.... spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:56 am

    The totally obliterated, done, defeated, destroyed, decimated, demolished, dismantled military shot down an F-15E.

  6. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 9:57 am

    Waiting to hear whether Iran has a U.S. prisoner. We rescued one of the pilots of the F-14E they shot down, still looking for the other one.

  7. University of Washington spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 10:52 am

    We are here to open the minds of young adults to a variety of ideas. We are an institution of higher learning and we respect the freedom of speech for the variety of backgrounds represented on campus.

    Unless of course you criticize bombing the country of your birth ‘Back to the Stone Age where they belong’ by the United States and Israel.

    If you use THAT kind of speech, you’re fired.

  8. Donnie you're doing a heckuva job spews:

    Friday, 4/3/26 at 10:57 am

    Without an almost guaranteed downward revision in the coming months the White House is bragging on today’s jobs report bringing the total jobs created since Happy Meal Duce returned to office 1.25 years ago to > 300k.

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