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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/9/26, 11:24 pm

Robert Reich: Where are America’s leaders?

WaPo: The Capitol insurrection changed his life. Now he teaches about it.

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s extreme unpopularity & ICE shooting in Minneapolis & peaceful protests
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admin lies about deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis amid national outcry
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jack Smith’s “Proof” Exposed—That’s a Fact, Jack! ♬
  • Steve Shives: The President of peace
  • LegalEagle: Venezuela invasion is a crime
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп kidnaps President Maduro, targets Venezuelan oil & ditches “America First”
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings Maduro meme anthem: “Ole Ole” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers scatterbrained speech to GOP, he guns for Greenland & 5th anniversary of insurrection
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Touts “All-Aspirin Diet” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says ICE feared Renee Good’s “slam poetry”
  • Puppet Regime: Putin calls Трамп about Venezuela invasion
  • Stephen: Did Maduro’s dancing prompt Трамп to attack Venezuela? & no regime change & another war for oil
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy Kimmel THANKS Трамп?! ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ A New Dance Craze Sweeps Across The Americas ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Send the Marines ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп wants to be Obama ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says U.S. will “run” Venezuela & take its oil, threatens Colombia, Mexico, Cuba
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Reveals Plan for World Domination ♬
  • Ari Melber: 4-Star General on Трамп’s ‘clueless’ blundering into Venezuela war
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s approval ratings are unbelievable!!!
  • Stephen: Jan 6 is a permanent stain on Трамп’s legacy & the Pokémon President & Colbert out-rates The Don
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Moves Like Obama—Трамп vs Obama ♬
  • Political Primate: Stripped bare–The real cost of Трамп’s 2025 demolition project
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп the Conquerer ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп Dropped In (To See What Condition His Cognition Was In) ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Felon Von Shitzenpantz edition) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fake News ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s inaugural address
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The crazy stuff Трамп did over the holidays & takes cognitive test Dotard “aced”
  • LegalEagle: Трамп violated international law
  • Matthew Cooke: Трамп’s invasion of Venezuela is the job of the U.S. Presidency
  • Liberal Redneck: So what’s the REAL reason America raided Venezuela and took Maduro??
  • Political Primate: Why The Dotard’s Greenland gambit is a warning for democracy
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rules out Venezuela election in the next 30 days
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rotting Just a Little Each Day ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard addresses the world after Venezuela attack
  • Stella Magz: New year, new Venezuela, same Stella Magz….
  • David Corn: The Трамп administration has a warning—We will use violence
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ King of the Hemisphere ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: That fucking felon WILL NOT ERASE THE TRUTH OF JANUARY 6th
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп puts the squeeze on Venezuela’s oil & eyes Greenland as next target
  • Jonathan Pie: Трамп vs The World
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Von Shitzinpantz wants to take over Greenland
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names “Jan 6-7” a national holiday
  • Stephen: Трамп admin, “Obey or die”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fortunate One ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Venezuela, The ULTIMATE Epstein Files Distraction ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Venezuela money grab, problem falling asleep in meetings & unarmed woman killed by ICE

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Canada, if you’re listening…. ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Miscellaneous Grifters, Insurrectionists, Executioners and Pedophiles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poor Tina Peters—A Plaintive Prison Ballad ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Face ♬
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Bad Case of Health Care Blues ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Fuck ICE! ♬
  • The Late Show: Don’t use Grok, use Gros
  • Stella Magz: Ice agents executes a Minneapolis woman
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on the awful ICE shooting in Minneapolis & a baseline of decency being gone in America
  • Christopher Titus: We’re Living In 1937 Germany Right Now:

  • The Late Show: Celebrating January 6th?
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Good vs. Ice ♬
  • Stephen: Rubio, “U.S. wants to buy Greenland” and stealing Venezuela’s oil & Dr. Oz: booze brings people together
  • Stella Magz: Farewell MTG
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell roasts Tim Walz
  • Ronny Chieng: Maduro faces Judge & MAGA scrambles to justify abduction
  • Stella Magz: Pee-wee Hitler threatens the world
  • Caitlin Speaks: How MAGA is pushing the very thing they fear:

  • WCCO (Minnesota): Former Gov. Jesse Ventura visits Roosevelt High School following ICE activity…and has some words
  • Jordan Klepper: Meet Benny Johnson—The YouTube star cosplaying as White House press commentator
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ That ICE Agent was Pretty Proud ♬
  • Francesca Fiorentini: Kristi Noem’s lies are failing in court
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Don’t Wanna Talk About Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • NPR: Трамп calls Jan 6 a “day of love.” This bodycam footage shows otherwise.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & Pee-wee Hitler threaten Greenland and MAGA dumps “America First” for “Law of the Jungle”
  • New York Times: Videos contradict Трамп administration account of ICE shooting in Minneapolis
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s embarrassing Mar-a-Lago New Year party

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Where In The World Is Congress? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:07 am

    Was expecting former M Gov Jesse Ventura to weigh in, with his combination of being a former Gov, and a former UDT/SEAL. He also can say things both sides won’t like.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:27 am

    Bringing this service back that was canceled in 2011 by a previous Ontario Liberal Government was a promise of t(e Ontario PCs since 2018. The revival of the Northlander is finally happening, although I am sure some will complain why the train sets are made in California and not Canada, but with Siemens pretty much the only North American spec Intercity Train builder, it’s the only choice.(I want a market where there is a competitor so we can have a more rigorous bid process) The Northlander will be having a first, first time new rolling stock will be used. The original one was a series of hand me downs, older used North American coaches, then a used TranscEirope Express set from Holland, and when it was cancelled, used coaches from GO Transit(another Ontario Crown Corporation) in Toronto.

    https://www.trains.com/pro/passenger/intercity/first-northlander-trainset-unveiled/

    The concept for some of the intermediate stops looks interesting, if there is no older station available, don’t build a grand new station. Can always upgrade a simpler one later if ridership picks up. This design might be great for infill stations on the Empire Builder, and SOUNDER.
    https://www.ontarionorthland.ca/en/northlander/stations-shelters

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:49 am

    Fetterman is the new Ventura.

    Although does Minnesota have a history of electing clowns, or what?

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:16 am

    After a few years of #MeToo, which resulted in wise men realizing that they’re not worth it, liberal Democrat women needed a new challenge.

    Robby Starbuck
    @robbystarbuck

    In less than 1 year Democrats got a subset of left wing women to support or defend: Tren De Aragua, Somali fraud, MS-13, communism, running over law enforcement, Antifa, Maduro, Hamas, Sharia law, assassinations & sex changes for kids. Evil but impressive psychological operation.

    8:52 PM · Jan 9, 2026

    They chose mass psychosis.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 7:10 am

    250 anti-Semitic leftists camp out outside of a synagogue in NYC and chant pro-Hamas slogans.

    New York GOP
    @NewYorkGOP

    Hey so maybe don’t tweet with the syntax of an unserious valley girl when you and your squadmates have festered this anti-Semitism and inspired your radical followers into open support of Islamic terrorism.

    Pretty basic!! 💅

    Quote
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    @AOC
    ·
    14h
    Hey so marching into a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and leading with a chant saying “we support Hamas” is a disgusting and antisemitic thing to do.

    Pretty basic! x.com/luketress/stat…

    4:00 AM · Jan 10, 2026

    What the GOP does not understand is that AOC tweets like an unserious valley girl so that low-information and equally unserious voters like YLB will be able to understand her messages.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 7:20 am

    Why would the LEO who was forced to fire on the lesbian poet domestic terrorist release his own video to the public if it did not clearly exonerate him from accusations of unjustified use of force?

  7. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:27 am

    @6 while teh kreepfuck masturbates in a hate frenzy it never seems to land in its pea brain that Renee Good backed up her vehicle and turned her steering wheel to the right clearly documented in the murderer’s video.

    Where is the murderer right now? Squirreled away by DHS? Or in hiding? If the murderer leaked its video itself to the magat website that indicates it trusts DHS no farther than it can throw it.

    Was Noem stupid or deliberate in cluing the media to the identity of the murderer?

  8. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:39 am

    Kreepee dumbfuck self stims to vids of Jesse Waters’ porn fantasies over pee wee german and AOC.

    yawwwn.. another day, yet more magat idiocy..

  9. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:49 am

    The Weiss Ellison orange dear leader stenography service reports the skinny fist pumping white xtian nationalist dude should never be returned to office.

    Trump says 5 GOP senators who voted to limit Venezuela war powers “should never be elected to office again” – CBS News https://share.google/qHNmg1N6dPVEIDS8y

  10. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:57 am

    release his own video to the public

    Consider who he released it to.

    Alpha News was founded by “The Minnesota Freedom Club”, an astroturfing entity bankrolled by Robert Cummins, a reactionary Minnesota stealth donor who has spent the last twenty years behind the scenes secretly financing fake “conservative” outrage in his state and who launched the political career of Michelle Bachman. Very little is known personally about Cummins other than he is devout member of Opus Dei, which is a reactionary fascist lay Catholic prelature founded in Spain in 1928 to back the rise of the fascist Falange movement in Spain’s emerging civil war.

    Alpha News first gained widespread attention in 2020 when it was heavily adopted by an online influencer operation funded with Russian state money to spread false rumors (aka lies) about the murder of George Floyd and the subsequent criminal investigation. All in all Cummins spends about $800,000 per year on average keeping Alpha News afloat.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:03 am

    I see the lying troll took my advice and set some alarms overnight. That should make for a quiet day for the rest of us.

    It’s dinner time right now in western Europe.
    🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡
    This is fun.

  12. Confirmation Bias spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:17 am

    @4

    Random Twatter makes shit up. Dumbfuck drops to his knees. Film at 11.

    You couldn’t have come up with that on your own? You needed a quote?

  13. Elon Musk spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:19 am

    EU, UK and India coming hard for banning Grok over deep fake child porn is “a backdoor to censorship.”

  14. Alpha Male spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:28 am

    @5

    Why did the wifebeater swear he loves her and it was what she made him do?

    🎶what a fool be-Lieeeeeeves
    He Seeeeeeeees🎶

  15. The New Rules spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:22 am

    1. Driving your car on the same roads as unmarked DHS vehicles subjects you to violent felony arrest.

    2. You may not ever film or record the DHS in public. Doing so will subject you to violent felony arrest.

    3. DHS gets to shoot you in the face if you make them mad.

  16. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:24 am

    I like this take on the “oracle of orange”, Michael Anton:

    Producing a blueprint for Trump’s foreign policy, the task Anton has been engaged in, is the errand of a fool on steroids. The basic problem arises from the fact that U.S. foreign policy under Trump is driven not by any thought-out conception of U.S. interests but by whims and impulses shaped by Trump’s peculiar combination of prejudice, avarice, and an unquenchable thirst for praise.

    We have come a long way down from George F. Kennan. To carry out the impossible task of backfitting Trump’s jumbled foreign policy into a coherent national-security-strategy document requires a special kind of mind: one that is both fiercely ideological and outstandingly mediocre. Anton has been the perfect man for the assignment. He will be sorely missed.

    https://www.thebulwark.com/p/michael-anton-final-flight-93-state-department-america-first

    lmao.. teh widbee kreepfuck: “fiercely masturbatory and outstandingly moronic, idiotic, misogynistic, (take your pick!)”

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:27 am

    @ 10

    All in all Cummins spends about $800,000 per year on average keeping Alpha News afloat.

    All in all, that’s more than Nick Hanauer spends to keep David (((Goldy))) Goldstein afloat.

    Of course, (((Goldy))) has been a readership numbers disappointment since well before The Stranger fired his ass, forcing him
    onto his knees before into the bed of financial arms of Hanauer.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:28 am

    It’s probably about time that “moderates” finally admit that, as a profession, cops basically self-select for individuals interested in an opportunity to shoot us.

  19. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:03 am

    • A certain failed former attorney and current useless, bloviating fool.

    • The widow of a deceased lesbian poet domestic terrorist.

    Only one of them can truthfully claim to be a millionaire.

  20. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:07 am

    One of the things that characterized Union generals in the opening campaigns of the Civil War under McClellan is that, in the aftermath of decisive successful battles, they would review the shockingly disorganized and depleted conditions of their own divisions and conclude that their Confederate opponents must be in much better condition. So they’d often order a withdrawal.

    Much of the explanation for this lay in the impact that rapid developments in military technology and logistics had produced in warfare at the time. These generals had trained and learned their profession as cavalry officers with small caliber flintlock and percussion muskets, sabers, and tiny, six pound field pieces. Most effective engagement still took place at close quarters in hand-to-hand combat. And wounds were far more likely to be from edged weapons than ballistic weapons. They just were never prepared to understand or cope with the costs of victory in battle with the weapons and tactics they and their opponents had at their disposal.

    Democratic party leaders have too much in common with McClellan and his generals.

  21. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:09 am

    It’s after 8 pm in “Europe”.

  22. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:22 am

    The Dumbfuck Doctor negatively speaks about Iran clamping down on its citizens and blocking social media, but rejoices when the American Taliban does the same thing. Beyond hypocrisy, it’s pure Nazism.

  23. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:24 am

    The widow of a deceased murdered lesbian poet domestic terrorist mother to 3 children.

    Hey dumbfuck, where’s that vid that clearly shows the car striking the murderer?

    Were you lying about that? Show it to us. Don’t be a coward. Well I know I’m requesting the impossible there.

  24. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:33 am

    Europe! That Socialist Region. You mean an American vacation is less appealing? America the Shithole?

  25. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:40 am

    What dumbfuck forgets about Iran is that it is a theocracy ruled by religious fanatics.

    That means a sizable portion of the people of Iran even if it is a minority will defend governance by Sharia law and the Mullahs to the death.

    That translates to a future of repressive violence either fanatics towards the secularists or the other way around.

    Same fate faces this country if xtian nationalists gain too much power here. See the ugly rhetoric coming from both pants shitter and jerkoff dickbraned bowman.

  26. F the Jews spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:40 am

    What is unacceptable for Palestinians is not unacceptable for the Republican neo Nazi to do, and only get to do it worse

  27. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:57 am

    The opposite of the complete scum
    That is Bob.

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTVnuzNESvH/?igsh=MTNpZnh6aGRibzh0Mw==

  28. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:07 pm

    Didja hear the one about the dumbfuck Democrat senator who doesn’t know the difference between a weapon discharge and a flashlight turning on and off?

    Ruben Gallego
    @RubenGallego

    Why is this ICE agent’s weapon not on safety? Why is his hand on the trigger.
    What is going on
    @dhs
    these people are operating around US Citizens with less discipline than 18 year olds in the military. A round goes off because of this amateur.
    Quote
    Anas 🇸🇴
    @aljabarti_
    ·
    Jan 9
    ICE having a hard time getting around MN 😂😂😂😂😂🧊

    1:14 AM · Jan 10, 2026

    Next up: He calls a thug shot in the chest while bull-rushing a cop a “fleeing felon”.

  29. Bibi spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:09 pm

    @ 25

    That translates to a future of repressive violence either fanatics towards the secularists or the other way around.

    Better they fight each other than pay Hamas and Hezbollah to fight the Jews.

    That translates to a safer Israel.

  30. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:20 pm

    It’s now after 10 pm in “Europe”. 😂😂😂

  31. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:24 pm

    The silly dumbass @ 29 has forgotten or never heard of Egypt and Sadat..

    Or Jordan..

    yawwwn…

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:25 pm

    A senior DHS official told NBC News that ICE is trained in best practices, including to never approach a vehicle from the front, to not shoot at a moving vehicle since firing at a vehicle would not make it stop traveling in the direction of an officer, and to only use force if there is an immediate risk of serious injury or death.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/demands-grow-ice-accountability-minneapolis-trump-administration-cutba-rcna252875

    Either he’s lying, or Ross violated every single one of those policies.

    Let’s be clear about something. Regardless of whatever Good did or didn’t do, this violence directly resulted from the militarization of immigration enforcement, the aggressiveness of ICE agents, their intimidation tactics, and wholesale takeovers of entire neighborhoods, none of which is legitimate or professional law enforcement.

  33. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:28 pm

    The individual’s who were observed removing documents, computers, electronics, and framed photographs from the home of Jonathan Ross have been identified today.

    They are not FBI agents or employees of the DOJ or officially part of any law enforcement investigation of the murder of Renee Good. From their public vehicle records and cross-matching their partially obscured faces and clothing they have all been identified as employees of CBP.

    CBP has no legal authorization and absolutely no statutory authority whatsoever to remove or even handle any evidence that is or may be part of a criminal investigation of the homicide of a U.S. citizen.

  34. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:29 pm

    An awwwwwful lot of Democrat politicians condemning Hamas all of a sudden.

    What’s coming down?

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:30 pm

    @4 All the wingnut scarecrows in one paragraph. Good work. Still afraid of women who don’t wear bras.

  36. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:33 pm

    That translates to a safer Israel.

    Israel would be a lot safer if their fanatics didn’t yearn for a “greater Israel”

    from the river to the river…

    And treat the Palestinians as they themselves would like to be treated. Golden rule, hmmm?

  37. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:33 pm

    @7 I vote for stupid, as she clearly didn’t intend to out him. However, Mr. Ross should be aware that he’s expendable, and neither she nor her boss, Mr. Trump, would hesitate a single breath to throw him under the bus to save their own asses.

  38. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:35 pm

    32,
    I’d respectfully suggest that inquiries into civil/administrative violations of agency policy are best left until after a competent criminal investigation.

    And since what the administration is conducting is not a criminal investigation, but a criminal coverup, the focus should remain in state authorities in Minnesota and their continued foot dragging and virtue signaling.

    The Hennepin County Prosecutor should have been in court the following day filing writs to obtain protective orders and subpoenas.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:36 pm

    @ 32

    A senior DHS official told NBC News that ICE is trained in best practices … to only use force if there is an immediate risk of serious injury or death.

    Say, what’s the very first sentence after that selected quote from the piece?

    But law enforcement officers are also taught to use their own discretion during what are often chaotic moments.

    Ignore those several bullet slugs with entry wounds in the chest of that gentle giant. For verily I say unto thee that he was a “fleeing felon”.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:36 pm

    @9 The news consuming public will catch on fast that the new CBS is to the old CBS what X is to the old Twitter: A fascist billionaire’s takeover of a legitimate platform to turn it into a propaganda vehicle. And I expect real journalists will leave Ellison’s CBS in droves.

  41. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:43 pm

    @36 the mother of the illegal west bank settler movement..

    https://archive.ph/ynMLY

    What are the borders of that Jewish nation?

    The borders of the homeland of the Jews are the Euphrates in the east and the Nile in the southwest. [This would include the territory of multiple Middle Eastern countries as well as the territory that Israel controls today.]

    She’s really big on “from the river to the river”…

  42. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:46 pm

    32,
    As you can easily see from 39, the supporters of MAGA fascism are eager to shift the public debate away from any kind of inquiry into the criminal conduct and into a more nuanced and uterly stupid argument about how well a government employee authorized to shoot at us conformed to “training and procedure”.

    For the sake of Renee Good’s orphan children lease don’t accomodate that effort.

    It was an intentional murder.

  43. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:48 pm

    ..the new CBS is to the old CBS what X is to the old Twitter

    Does this mean CBS will begin broadcasting AI generated infant porn?

    Asking for an extremely interested troll and his president.

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:53 pm

    @10 He is (or was) a major iHop Restaurant franchisee, is president of a company that makes specialty printing equipment, is a longtime political meddler, and these are his digs:

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18850-Northome-Blvd-Deephaven-MN-55391/1867616_zpid/

    Comparatively modest for a guy who hands out millions to rightwing candidates and causes, but it’s probably not possible to spend more than that on an abode where he lives, unless you have something built for you (which he apparently didn’t in this case).

  45. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:56 pm

    @17 What would you do for kicks if HA folded and the horse died?

  46. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:58 pm

    @19 Jealous because she pulled in more money in 24 hours than you have in a lifetime?

  47. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:03 pm

    The only way for widbee dumbfuck to prove true fealty to Israel:

    https://www.distractify.com/p/tony-dokoupil-circumcision

    Get cut ONE MORE TIME. Second time’s the charm.

    Now that that’s out of the way, Tony can prove itself further to Bari, Daniel and Larry with hosting the Dating Game for a married lil’ Marco:

    https://youtu.be/n9f4CyrLB9Q?si=iws8teJVn0-PHYAR

    Following Tony’s example, kreepee dumbfuck turns into kreepee “two cuts”.

  48. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:05 pm

    @20 Democratic party leaders have too much in common with McClellan and his generals.

    What they lack is the vanity of McClellan, who styled himself as another Napoleon.

    McClellan was a superb organizer, something Democrats are not, but he was a mediocre battlefield tactician. Nor was his the mind that devised the strategy that defeated the Confederacy; that was the ancient general Winfield Scott’s “Anaconda Plan.” What Democrats need is not a McClellan, or even a Scott, but a Grant.

  49. Let’s Make a Deal spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:28 pm

    All this trash talk about Greenland! If Trump wants the minerals from Greenland, then he SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING DEAL with the Danes!

    We don’t need all this fucking drama.

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:47 pm

    @28 If Michael Brown is the only defense you have against the killing of Renee Good, you don’t have a defense.

    By the way, who was Renee Good “bullrushing”? The ICE agent who stood in front of her car, then stepped aside as she inched forward?

    You’re a “dumbfuck” because you’re fucking dumb.

  51. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:50 pm

    @39 Only a dumbfuck thinks that’s carte blanche to open fire whenever they feel like it.

  52. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:55 pm

    @ 40

    And I expect real journalists will leave Ellison’s CBS in droves.

    I expect a house-cleaning as well. It’s well past time that someone did it.

    As you did with Musk’s house-cleaning of Twitter:

    Cry more.

  53. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:01 pm

    @ 48

    What Democrats need is not a McClellan, or even a Scott, but a Grant.

    Grant was a Republican. Democrats have kicked out of their party any member who might have exhibited that type of spine.

    Democrats are the party of The Squad and Eric Swalwell. It’s what Democrats wanted and now Democrats have it.

    Think on your sins.

  54. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:03 pm

    @ 49

    If Trump wants the minerals from Greenland, then he SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING DEAL with the Danes!

    Or perhaps with the Greenlanders. Just a thought, since it is their minerals.

  55. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:07 pm

    Minneapolis deserves to burn.

    Dustin Grage
    @GrageDustin

    🚨 BREAKING: I’ve obtained a picture of one of the Minneapolis PD computers last night giving the stand down order.

    “They are being told to stay away and let the crowd do whatever they want. The cops on the beat are just as frustrated.”

    Will MPD leadership do the same tonight?

    10:58 PM · Jan 10, 2026

    To the liberals who run the Twin Cities, real cops run and hide. And collect triple time for doing it.

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