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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/9/26, 11:24 pm

Robert Reich: Where are America’s leaders?

WaPo: The Capitol insurrection changed his life. Now he teaches about it.

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s extreme unpopularity & ICE shooting in Minneapolis & peaceful protests
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admin lies about deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis amid national outcry
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jack Smith’s “Proof” Exposed—That’s a Fact, Jack! ♬
  • Steve Shives: The President of peace
  • LegalEagle: Venezuela invasion is a crime
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп kidnaps President Maduro, targets Venezuelan oil & ditches “America First”
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings Maduro meme anthem: “Ole Ole” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers scatterbrained speech to GOP, he guns for Greenland & 5th anniversary of insurrection
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Touts “All-Aspirin Diet” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says ICE feared Renee Good’s “slam poetry”
  • Puppet Regime: Putin calls Трамп about Venezuela invasion
  • Stephen: Did Maduro’s dancing prompt Трамп to attack Venezuela? & no regime change & another war for oil
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy Kimmel THANKS Трамп?! ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ A New Dance Craze Sweeps Across The Americas ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Send the Marines ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп wants to be Obama ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says U.S. will “run” Venezuela & take its oil, threatens Colombia, Mexico, Cuba
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Reveals Plan for World Domination ♬
  • Ari Melber: 4-Star General on Трамп’s ‘clueless’ blundering into Venezuela war
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s approval ratings are unbelievable!!!
  • Stephen: Jan 6 is a permanent stain on Трамп’s legacy & the Pokémon President & Colbert out-rates The Don
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Moves Like Obama—Трамп vs Obama ♬
  • Political Primate: Stripped bare–The real cost of Трамп’s 2025 demolition project
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп the Conquerer ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп Dropped In (To See What Condition His Cognition Was In) ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Felon Von Shitzenpantz edition) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fake News ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s inaugural address
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The crazy stuff Трамп did over the holidays & takes cognitive test Dotard “aced”
  • LegalEagle: Трамп violated international law
  • Matthew Cooke: Трамп’s invasion of Venezuela is the job of the U.S. Presidency
  • Liberal Redneck: So what’s the REAL reason America raided Venezuela and took Maduro??
  • Political Primate: Why The Dotard’s Greenland gambit is a warning for democracy
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rules out Venezuela election in the next 30 days
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rotting Just a Little Each Day ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard addresses the world after Venezuela attack
  • Stella Magz: New year, new Venezuela, same Stella Magz….
  • David Corn: The Трамп administration has a warning—We will use violence
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ King of the Hemisphere ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: That fucking felon WILL NOT ERASE THE TRUTH OF JANUARY 6th
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп puts the squeeze on Venezuela’s oil & eyes Greenland as next target
  • Jonathan Pie: Трамп vs The World
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Von Shitzinpantz wants to take over Greenland
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names “Jan 6-7” a national holiday
  • Stephen: Трамп admin, “Obey or die”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fortunate One ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Venezuela, The ULTIMATE Epstein Files Distraction ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Venezuela money grab, problem falling asleep in meetings & unarmed woman killed by ICE

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Canada, if you’re listening…. ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Miscellaneous Grifters, Insurrectionists, Executioners and Pedophiles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poor Tina Peters—A Plaintive Prison Ballad ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Face ♬
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Bad Case of Health Care Blues ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Fuck ICE! ♬
  • The Late Show: Don’t use Grok, use Gros
  • Stella Magz: Ice agents executes a Minneapolis woman
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on the awful ICE shooting in Minneapolis & a baseline of decency being gone in America
  • Christopher Titus: We’re Living In 1937 Germany Right Now:

  • The Late Show: Celebrating January 6th?
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Good vs. Ice ♬
  • Stephen: Rubio, “U.S. wants to buy Greenland” and stealing Venezuela’s oil & Dr. Oz: booze brings people together
  • Stella Magz: Farewell MTG
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell roasts Tim Walz
  • Ronny Chieng: Maduro faces Judge & MAGA scrambles to justify abduction
  • Stella Magz: Pee-wee Hitler threatens the world
  • Caitlin Speaks: How MAGA is pushing the very thing they fear:

  • WCCO (Minnesota): Former Gov. Jesse Ventura visits Roosevelt High School following ICE activity…and has some words
  • Jordan Klepper: Meet Benny Johnson—The YouTube star cosplaying as White House press commentator
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ That ICE Agent was Pretty Proud ♬
  • Francesca Fiorentini: Kristi Noem’s lies are failing in court
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Don’t Wanna Talk About Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • NPR: Трамп calls Jan 6 a “day of love.” This bodycam footage shows otherwise.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & Pee-wee Hitler threaten Greenland and MAGA dumps “America First” for “Law of the Jungle”
  • New York Times: Videos contradict Трамп administration account of ICE shooting in Minneapolis
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s embarrassing Mar-a-Lago New Year party

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Where In The World Is Congress? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:07 am

    Was expecting former M Gov Jesse Ventura to weigh in, with his combination of being a former Gov, and a former UDT/SEAL. He also can say things both sides won’t like.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:27 am

    Bringing this service back that was canceled in 2011 by a previous Ontario Liberal Government was a promise of t(e Ontario PCs since 2018. The revival of the Northlander is finally happening, although I am sure some will complain why the train sets are made in California and not Canada, but with Siemens pretty much the only North American spec Intercity Train builder, it’s the only choice.(I want a market where there is a competitor so we can have a more rigorous bid process) The Northlander will be having a first, first time new rolling stock will be used. The original one was a series of hand me downs, older used North American coaches, then a used TranscEirope Express set from Holland, and when it was cancelled, used coaches from GO Transit(another Ontario Crown Corporation) in Toronto.

    https://www.trains.com/pro/passenger/intercity/first-northlander-trainset-unveiled/

    The concept for some of the intermediate stops looks interesting, if there is no older station available, don’t build a grand new station. Can always upgrade a simpler one later if ridership picks up. This design might be great for infill stations on the Empire Builder, and SOUNDER.
    https://www.ontarionorthland.ca/en/northlander/stations-shelters

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:49 am

    Fetterman is the new Ventura.

    Although does Minnesota have a history of electing clowns, or what?

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:16 am

    After a few years of #MeToo, which resulted in wise men realizing that they’re not worth it, liberal Democrat women needed a new challenge.

    Robby Starbuck
    @robbystarbuck

    In less than 1 year Democrats got a subset of left wing women to support or defend: Tren De Aragua, Somali fraud, MS-13, communism, running over law enforcement, Antifa, Maduro, Hamas, Sharia law, assassinations & sex changes for kids. Evil but impressive psychological operation.

    8:52 PM · Jan 9, 2026

    They chose mass psychosis.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 7:10 am

    250 anti-Semitic leftists camp out outside of a synagogue in NYC and chant pro-Hamas slogans.

    New York GOP
    @NewYorkGOP

    Hey so maybe don’t tweet with the syntax of an unserious valley girl when you and your squadmates have festered this anti-Semitism and inspired your radical followers into open support of Islamic terrorism.

    Pretty basic!! 💅

    Quote
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    @AOC
    ·
    14h
    Hey so marching into a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and leading with a chant saying “we support Hamas” is a disgusting and antisemitic thing to do.

    Pretty basic! x.com/luketress/stat…

    4:00 AM · Jan 10, 2026

    What the GOP does not understand is that AOC tweets like an unserious valley girl so that low-information and equally unserious voters like YLB will be able to understand her messages.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 7:20 am

    Why would the LEO who was forced to fire on the lesbian poet domestic terrorist release his own video to the public if it did not clearly exonerate him from accusations of unjustified use of force?

  7. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:27 am

    @6 while teh kreepfuck masturbates in a hate frenzy it never seems to land in its pea brain that Renee Good backed up her vehicle and turned her steering wheel to the right clearly documented in the murderer’s video.

    Where is the murderer right now? Squirreled away by DHS? Or in hiding? If the murderer leaked its video itself to the magat website that indicates it trusts DHS no farther than it can throw it.

    Was Noem stupid or deliberate in cluing the media to the identity of the murderer?

  8. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:39 am

    Kreepee dumbfuck self stims to vids of Jesse Waters’ porn fantasies over pee wee german and AOC.

    yawwwn.. another day, yet more magat idiocy..

  9. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:49 am

    The Weiss Ellison orange dear leader stenography service reports the skinny fist pumping white xtian nationalist dude should never be returned to office.

    Trump says 5 GOP senators who voted to limit Venezuela war powers “should never be elected to office again” – CBS News https://share.google/qHNmg1N6dPVEIDS8y

  10. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:57 am

    release his own video to the public

    Consider who he released it to.

    Alpha News was founded by “The Minnesota Freedom Club”, an astroturfing entity bankrolled by Robert Cummins, a reactionary Minnesota stealth donor who has spent the last twenty years behind the scenes secretly financing fake “conservative” outrage in his state and who launched the political career of Michelle Bachman. Very little is known personally about Cummins other than he is devout member of Opus Dei, which is a reactionary fascist lay Catholic prelature founded in Spain in 1928 to back the rise of the fascist Falange movement in Spain’s emerging civil war.

    Alpha News first gained widespread attention in 2020 when it was heavily adopted by an online influencer operation funded with Russian state money to spread false rumors (aka lies) about the murder of George Floyd and the subsequent criminal investigation. All in all Cummins spends about $800,000 per year on average keeping Alpha News afloat.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:03 am

    I see the lying troll took my advice and set some alarms overnight. That should make for a quiet day for the rest of us.

    It’s dinner time right now in western Europe.
    🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡
    This is fun.

  12. Confirmation Bias spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:17 am

    @4

    Random Twatter makes shit up. Dumbfuck drops to his knees. Film at 11.

    You couldn’t have come up with that on your own? You needed a quote?

  13. Elon Musk spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:19 am

    EU, UK and India coming hard for banning Grok over deep fake child porn is “a backdoor to censorship.”

  14. Alpha Male spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:28 am

    @5

    Why did the wifebeater swear he loves her and it was what she made him do?

    🎶what a fool be-Lieeeeeeves
    He Seeeeeeeees🎶

  15. The New Rules spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:22 am

    1. Driving your car on the same roads as unmarked DHS vehicles subjects you to violent felony arrest.

    2. You may not ever film or record the DHS in public. Doing so will subject you to violent felony arrest.

    3. DHS gets to shoot you in the face if you make them mad.

  16. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:24 am

    I like this take on the “oracle of orange”, Michael Anton:

    Producing a blueprint for Trump’s foreign policy, the task Anton has been engaged in, is the errand of a fool on steroids. The basic problem arises from the fact that U.S. foreign policy under Trump is driven not by any thought-out conception of U.S. interests but by whims and impulses shaped by Trump’s peculiar combination of prejudice, avarice, and an unquenchable thirst for praise.

    We have come a long way down from George F. Kennan. To carry out the impossible task of backfitting Trump’s jumbled foreign policy into a coherent national-security-strategy document requires a special kind of mind: one that is both fiercely ideological and outstandingly mediocre. Anton has been the perfect man for the assignment. He will be sorely missed.

    https://www.thebulwark.com/p/michael-anton-final-flight-93-state-department-america-first

    lmao.. teh widbee kreepfuck: “fiercely masturbatory and outstandingly moronic, idiotic, misogynistic, (take your pick!)”

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:27 am

    @ 10

    All in all Cummins spends about $800,000 per year on average keeping Alpha News afloat.

    All in all, that’s more than Nick Hanauer spends to keep David (((Goldy))) Goldstein afloat.

    Of course, (((Goldy))) has been a readership numbers disappointment since well before The Stranger fired his ass, forcing him
    onto his knees before into the bed of financial arms of Hanauer.

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 10:28 am

    It’s probably about time that “moderates” finally admit that, as a profession, cops basically self-select for individuals interested in an opportunity to shoot us.

  19. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:03 am

    • A certain failed former attorney and current useless, bloviating fool.

    • The widow of a deceased lesbian poet domestic terrorist.

    Only one of them can truthfully claim to be a millionaire.

  20. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:07 am

    One of the things that characterized Union generals in the opening campaigns of the Civil War under McClellan is that, in the aftermath of decisive successful battles, they would review the shockingly disorganized and depleted conditions of their own divisions and conclude that their Confederate opponents must be in much better condition. So they’d often order a withdrawal.

    Much of the explanation for this lay in the impact that rapid developments in military technology and logistics had produced in warfare at the time. These generals had trained and learned their profession as cavalry officers with small caliber flintlock and percussion muskets, sabers, and tiny, six pound field pieces. Most effective engagement still took place at close quarters in hand-to-hand combat. And wounds were far more likely to be from edged weapons than ballistic weapons. They just were never prepared to understand or cope with the costs of victory in battle with the weapons and tactics they and their opponents had at their disposal.

    Democratic party leaders have too much in common with McClellan and his generals.

  21. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:09 am

    It’s after 8 pm in “Europe”.

  22. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:22 am

    The Dumbfuck Doctor negatively speaks about Iran clamping down on its citizens and blocking social media, but rejoices when the American Taliban does the same thing. Beyond hypocrisy, it’s pure Nazism.

  23. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:24 am

    The widow of a deceased murdered lesbian poet domestic terrorist mother to 3 children.

    Hey dumbfuck, where’s that vid that clearly shows the car striking the murderer?

    Were you lying about that? Show it to us. Don’t be a coward. Well I know I’m requesting the impossible there.

  24. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:33 am

    Europe! That Socialist Region. You mean an American vacation is less appealing? America the Shithole?

  25. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:40 am

    What dumbfuck forgets about Iran is that it is a theocracy ruled by religious fanatics.

    That means a sizable portion of the people of Iran even if it is a minority will defend governance by Sharia law and the Mullahs to the death.

    That translates to a future of repressive violence either fanatics towards the secularists or the other way around.

    Same fate faces this country if xtian nationalists gain too much power here. See the ugly rhetoric coming from both pants shitter and jerkoff dickbraned bowman.

  26. F the Jews spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:40 am

    What is unacceptable for Palestinians is not unacceptable for the Republican neo Nazi to do, and only get to do it worse

  27. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 11:57 am

    The opposite of the complete scum
    That is Bob.

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTVnuzNESvH/?igsh=MTNpZnh6aGRibzh0Mw==

  28. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:07 pm

    Didja hear the one about the dumbfuck Democrat senator who doesn’t know the difference between a weapon discharge and a flashlight turning on and off?

    Ruben Gallego
    @RubenGallego

    Why is this ICE agent’s weapon not on safety? Why is his hand on the trigger.
    What is going on
    @dhs
    these people are operating around US Citizens with less discipline than 18 year olds in the military. A round goes off because of this amateur.
    Quote
    Anas 🇸🇴
    @aljabarti_
    ·
    Jan 9
    ICE having a hard time getting around MN 😂😂😂😂😂🧊

    1:14 AM · Jan 10, 2026

    Next up: He calls a thug shot in the chest while bull-rushing a cop a “fleeing felon”.

  29. Bibi spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 12:09 pm

    @ 25

    That translates to a future of repressive violence either fanatics towards the secularists or the other way around.

    Better they fight each other than pay Hamas and Hezbollah to fight the Jews.

    That translates to a safer Israel.

  30. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:20 pm

    It’s now after 10 pm in “Europe”. 😂😂😂

  31. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:24 pm

    The silly dumbass @ 29 has forgotten or never heard of Egypt and Sadat..

    Or Jordan..

    yawwwn…

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:25 pm

    A senior DHS official told NBC News that ICE is trained in best practices, including to never approach a vehicle from the front, to not shoot at a moving vehicle since firing at a vehicle would not make it stop traveling in the direction of an officer, and to only use force if there is an immediate risk of serious injury or death.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/demands-grow-ice-accountability-minneapolis-trump-administration-cutba-rcna252875

    Either he’s lying, or Ross violated every single one of those policies.

    Let’s be clear about something. Regardless of whatever Good did or didn’t do, this violence directly resulted from the militarization of immigration enforcement, the aggressiveness of ICE agents, their intimidation tactics, and wholesale takeovers of entire neighborhoods, none of which is legitimate or professional law enforcement.

  33. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:28 pm

    The individual’s who were observed removing documents, computers, electronics, and framed photographs from the home of Jonathan Ross have been identified today.

    They are not FBI agents or employees of the DOJ or officially part of any law enforcement investigation of the murder of Renee Good. From their public vehicle records and cross-matching their partially obscured faces and clothing they have all been identified as employees of CBP.

    CBP has no legal authorization and absolutely no statutory authority whatsoever to remove or even handle any evidence that is or may be part of a criminal investigation of the homicide of a U.S. citizen.

  34. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:29 pm

    An awwwwwful lot of Democrat politicians condemning Hamas all of a sudden.

    What’s coming down?

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:30 pm

    @4 All the wingnut scarecrows in one paragraph. Good work. Still afraid of women who don’t wear bras.

  36. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:33 pm

    That translates to a safer Israel.

    Israel would be a lot safer if their fanatics didn’t yearn for a “greater Israel”

    from the river to the river…

    And treat the Palestinians as they themselves would like to be treated. Golden rule, hmmm?

  37. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:33 pm

    @7 I vote for stupid, as she clearly didn’t intend to out him. However, Mr. Ross should be aware that he’s expendable, and neither she nor her boss, Mr. Trump, would hesitate a single breath to throw him under the bus to save their own asses.

  38. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:35 pm

    32,
    I’d respectfully suggest that inquiries into civil/administrative violations of agency policy are best left until after a competent criminal investigation.

    And since what the administration is conducting is not a criminal investigation, but a criminal coverup, the focus should remain in state authorities in Minnesota and their continued foot dragging and virtue signaling.

    The Hennepin County Prosecutor should have been in court the following day filing writs to obtain protective orders and subpoenas.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:36 pm

    @ 32

    A senior DHS official told NBC News that ICE is trained in best practices … to only use force if there is an immediate risk of serious injury or death.

    Say, what’s the very first sentence after that selected quote from the piece?

    But law enforcement officers are also taught to use their own discretion during what are often chaotic moments.

    Ignore those several bullet slugs with entry wounds in the chest of that gentle giant. For verily I say unto thee that he was a “fleeing felon”.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:36 pm

    @9 The news consuming public will catch on fast that the new CBS is to the old CBS what X is to the old Twitter: A fascist billionaire’s takeover of a legitimate platform to turn it into a propaganda vehicle. And I expect real journalists will leave Ellison’s CBS in droves.

  41. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:43 pm

    @36 the mother of the illegal west bank settler movement..

    https://archive.ph/ynMLY

    What are the borders of that Jewish nation?

    The borders of the homeland of the Jews are the Euphrates in the east and the Nile in the southwest. [This would include the territory of multiple Middle Eastern countries as well as the territory that Israel controls today.]

    She’s really big on “from the river to the river”…

  42. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:46 pm

    32,
    As you can easily see from 39, the supporters of MAGA fascism are eager to shift the public debate away from any kind of inquiry into the criminal conduct and into a more nuanced and uterly stupid argument about how well a government employee authorized to shoot at us conformed to “training and procedure”.

    For the sake of Renee Good’s orphan children lease don’t accomodate that effort.

    It was an intentional murder.

  43. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:48 pm

    ..the new CBS is to the old CBS what X is to the old Twitter

    Does this mean CBS will begin broadcasting AI generated infant porn?

    Asking for an extremely interested troll and his president.

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:53 pm

    @10 He is (or was) a major iHop Restaurant franchisee, is president of a company that makes specialty printing equipment, is a longtime political meddler, and these are his digs:

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18850-Northome-Blvd-Deephaven-MN-55391/1867616_zpid/

    Comparatively modest for a guy who hands out millions to rightwing candidates and causes, but it’s probably not possible to spend more than that on an abode where he lives, unless you have something built for you (which he apparently didn’t in this case).

  45. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:56 pm

    @17 What would you do for kicks if HA folded and the horse died?

  46. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 1:58 pm

    @19 Jealous because she pulled in more money in 24 hours than you have in a lifetime?

  47. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:03 pm

    The only way for widbee dumbfuck to prove true fealty to Israel:

    https://www.distractify.com/p/tony-dokoupil-circumcision

    Get cut ONE MORE TIME. Second time’s the charm.

    Now that that’s out of the way, Tony can prove itself further to Bari, Daniel and Larry with hosting the Dating Game for a married lil’ Marco:

    https://youtu.be/n9f4CyrLB9Q?si=iws8teJVn0-PHYAR

    Following Tony’s example, kreepee dumbfuck turns into kreepee “two cuts”.

  48. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:05 pm

    @20 Democratic party leaders have too much in common with McClellan and his generals.

    What they lack is the vanity of McClellan, who styled himself as another Napoleon.

    McClellan was a superb organizer, something Democrats are not, but he was a mediocre battlefield tactician. Nor was his the mind that devised the strategy that defeated the Confederacy; that was the ancient general Winfield Scott’s “Anaconda Plan.” What Democrats need is not a McClellan, or even a Scott, but a Grant.

  49. Let’s Make a Deal spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:28 pm

    All this trash talk about Greenland! If Trump wants the minerals from Greenland, then he SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING DEAL with the Danes!

    We don’t need all this fucking drama.

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:47 pm

    @28 If Michael Brown is the only defense you have against the killing of Renee Good, you don’t have a defense.

    By the way, who was Renee Good “bullrushing”? The ICE agent who stood in front of her car, then stepped aside as she inched forward?

    You’re a “dumbfuck” because you’re fucking dumb.

  51. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:50 pm

    @39 Only a dumbfuck thinks that’s carte blanche to open fire whenever they feel like it.

  52. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 2:55 pm

    @ 40

    And I expect real journalists will leave Ellison’s CBS in droves.

    I expect a house-cleaning as well. It’s well past time that someone did it.

    As you did with Musk’s house-cleaning of Twitter:

    Cry more.

  53. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:01 pm

    @ 48

    What Democrats need is not a McClellan, or even a Scott, but a Grant.

    Grant was a Republican. Democrats have kicked out of their party any member who might have exhibited that type of spine.

    Democrats are the party of The Squad and Eric Swalwell. It’s what Democrats wanted and now Democrats have it.

    Think on your sins.

  54. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:03 pm

    @ 49

    If Trump wants the minerals from Greenland, then he SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING DEAL with the Danes!

    Or perhaps with the Greenlanders. Just a thought, since it is their minerals.

  55. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:07 pm

    Minneapolis deserves to burn.

    Dustin Grage
    @GrageDustin

    🚨 BREAKING: I’ve obtained a picture of one of the Minneapolis PD computers last night giving the stand down order.

    “They are being told to stay away and let the crowd do whatever they want. The cops on the beat are just as frustrated.”

    Will MPD leadership do the same tonight?

    10:58 PM · Jan 10, 2026

    To the liberals who run the Twin Cities, real cops run and hide. And collect triple time for doing it.

  56. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 3:55 pm

    Grant was a Republican

    Whose administration is known today as one of the most corrupt. Could even teach pant shitter a trick or two.

  57. Confirmation Bias spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:01 pm

    @55

    BREAKING

    I have a screen grab from somewhere where I’ve redacted identifying info that could be used to authenticate date and time and it feeds my ‘Pelosi ordered the Stand down fantasies’ from a Towelrod staffer…

  58. Katrina spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:07 pm

    Heckuva Job, Donnie

    U.S State Department urges all US Citizens to evacuate Venezuela:

    There are reports of groups of armed militias, known as colectivos, setting up roadblocks and searching vehicles for evidence of US citizenship or support for the United States.

  59. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:26 pm

    Musk’s house-cleaning of Twitter:

    To spew the nastiest neo nazi and kiddie porn site on the internet.

    Heckuva jerb Elmo.

  60. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:30 pm

    At 3:07 pm today, when the ridiculous troll most recently commented it was past midnight tomorrow in “Europe”. 🤣🤪

  61. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:43 pm

    Every single “conservative” political argument is essentially the same thing:
    if the left does something bad, that is the left’s fault; and if the right does something bad that is also the left’s fault.

    Why bother engaging? Just deconstruct it. Point it out. And move on.

  62. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 4:49 pm

    According to ICE’s own published data no ICE officer has ever been killed in the line of duty by an immigrant in the history of the agency.

  63. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 5:21 pm

    “SINCERELY” SHOCKED FACE:

    Close family members of Jonathan Ross have exposed him through archived social media postings as a rabidly violent white supremacist and Proud Boy violent gang supporter.
    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🙄

  64. Let’s Make a Deal spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 6:23 pm

    @54

    Just in case you don’t know it, the Danes administer Greenland. They’ve been in charge there for quite a while.

    Any deals about Greenland will be done with the Danes.

  65. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 6:30 pm

    Contrast this with the Scum that is Bob,

    https://consequence.net/2026/01/dave-matthews-ice-masked-thugs/

  66. G spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 6:34 pm

    Why bother engaging? Just deconstruct it. Point it out. And move on.

    That is the best way to treat Scum.

  67. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 6:48 pm

    UK and Canada are negotiating a coordinated ban of the Nazi trash site over the ongoing publication of infant porn.

  68. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 6:55 pm

    A shocking agency report just released reveals that owing to the DHS $50K bonus and the gutted standards to fulfill Fat Hitler’s hiring blitz DHS finds itself struggling with new hires who are unable to read.

  69. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 7:18 pm

    DHS finds itself struggling with new hires who are unable to read.

    Icy roads and sidewalks of MN are hell on these DSM-III, DUI and DWI hires..

    the ERs are filling up with sprains, fractures and cracked skulls. heh.

  70. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:07 pm

    @ 57

    ‘Pelosi ordered the Stand down fantasies’ from a Towelrod staffer…

    There’s video of the entire deployed unit of MPD getting in their vehicles and driving away from the area just as the crowd was beginning to break into the hotels to look for ICE staff.

  71. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:09 pm

    Joke du jour:

    David Keyes
    @DavidMKeyes

    🚨 Khamenei, in talks to flee Iran, rules out California due to “prohibitive wealth tax”

    6:16 PM · Jan 9, 2026

    Which is a bit of a change, because on HA it’s YLB who is the usual joke du jour. Of course there are still a few hours for YLB’s decerebrate silliness to reclaim the mantle.

  72. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:11 pm

    @ 68

    … DHS finds itself struggling with new hires who are unable to read.

    Last time DHS recruits from the Baltimore public school system.

  73. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:16 pm

    @ 62

    According to ICE’s own published data no ICE officer has ever been killed in the line of duty by an immigrant in the history of the agency.

    The liberal Democrat protesters beat them to it:

    In July, the Justice Department charged ten people with attempted murder after a Texas police officer was shot as part of what it has described as an “organized attack” on an ICE detention center. Days later, in July, a man carrying an assault rifle opened fire at a Texas Border Patrol facility, injuring a police officer before he was shot and killed. And in late September, a shooter attacked ICE’s Dallas field office—killing two people who were in the agency’s custody at the time.

    That’s just the second half of 2025.

  74. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:19 pm

    @ 667

    UK and Canada are negotiating a coordinated ban of the Nazi trash site over the ongoing publication of infant porn.

    Seems the BBC doesn’t want the competition:

    Jimmy Savile sexual abuse scandal

    Wikipedia
    https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Jimmy_Savile_sexual_…
    Jimmy Savile, a British media personality who had died the previous year, had sexually abused hundreds of people throughout his life, mostly children but some …Read more
    Huw Edwards admits child abuse image charges

    BBC
    https://www.bbc.com › news › articles
    31 Jul 2024 — Huw Edwards, once the BBC’s most senior news presenter, has pleaded guilty to three counts of making indecent images of children.Read more

  75. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:34 pm

    Graham v. Connor, 1989

    The “reasonableness” of a particular use of force must be judged from the perspective of a reasonable officer on the scene, rather than with the 20/20 vision of hindsight…. The Fourth Amendment is not violated by an arrest based on probable cause, even though the wrong person is arrested … nor by the mistaken execution of a valid search warrant on the wrong premises …. With respect to a claim of excessive force, the same standard of reasonableness at the moment applies: “Not every push or shove, even if it may later seem unnecessary in the peace of a judge’s chambers,” … violates the Fourth Amendment. The calculus of reasonableness must embody allowance for the fact that police officers are often forced to make split-second judgments — in circumstances that are tense, uncertain, and rapidly evolving — about the amount of force that is necessary in a particular situation.

    The SCOTUS decision was unanimous.

  76. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:48 pm

    So kreepfuck is having a “European Vacation”?

    Chevy Chase could never play it so fucked up in the head.

    Yawwwn.. what a “life”..

  77. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:48 pm

    @53 Think on your sins.

    Which are nothing compared to the sins of a party that has embraced fascism, imperialism, sedition, racism, bigotry, pedophilia, corruption, and lawlessness. And you voted for all of that shit, so you should think on your sins.

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:50 pm

    @54 Glad to see that, for once, you’re for buying instead of stealing. But if that’s what you want, you’re supporting the wrong party.

  79. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 8:54 pm

    Khamenei, in talks to flee Iran, rules out California due to “prohibitive wealth tax”

    The Mullah should try Switzerland instead. Kreepfuck claims there’s no capital gains tax. However,

    If you are classified as a professional trader, the share profits will be considered income from self-employment and thus fully taxable. The consequence: The profits will be added to your regular income, which can lead to a significantly higher tax burden – known as “tax progression”. Additionally, social security contributions (AHV/IV) may need to be paid on these profits.

    https://www.alpian.com/blog/investing/taxing-shares-in-switzerland

    Ooops. nvm..

  80. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:00 pm

    @55 Another one of your “sources”? Minneapolis police arrested 29 people during today’s largely peaceful protests. That doesn’t sound like “standing down” to me.

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:05 pm

    Kristi Dogslayer has responded to the peaceful protests by imposing a new requirement that members of Congress give 7 days notice before visiting ICE detention facilities so DHS can temporarily turn them into Potemkin villages.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/minneapolis-ice-shooting-live-updates-tensions-flare-minneapolis/?id=129018634

    That, of course, interferes with Congress’ oversight function, is unconstitutional, and will be shot down by the courts.

  82. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:10 pm

    @68 If they can’t read an ID, how will they know who’s a citizen and who’s not? Not that it matters if the master plan is to arrest anybody who isn’t white enough or doesn’t speak their language.

  83. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:16 pm

    @70 Are you saying ICE needs police protection?

  84. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:18 pm

    @72 Last time DHS recruits from the Baltimore public school system.

    I doubt it because, according to your line of thinking, the only reason for them to recruit there in the first place would be if they couldn’t get anybody else.

  85. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:20 pm

    At 8:07 pm, when the self-humiliating troll most recently began commenting here this evening, it was 5 am in ” Europe”.

    At 3:07 pm when the ridiculous troll most recently commented prior to that it was past midnight in “Europe.

    Within those brief 5 hours of “sleep” the compulsively driven to respond troll managed to research SCOTUS case history on Wikipedia with pull quotes, a deep dive into the ancient history of BBC’s Jimmy Saville child abuse scandal, dug as deeply as he could to find an ICE death but came up well short, pull the latest crude jokes from Townhall, and make up some more bullshit about videos.

    Worst “European” vacation since the Battle of the Somme.

  86. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:21 pm

    @75 Show me a reasonable ICE officer.

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:23 pm

    @75 “Not every push or shove … violates the Fourth Amendment.”

    Not every push or shove constitutes a felony assault on a federal officer, either, no matter what Pam Bondi says.

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:25 pm

    @85 Worst “European” vacation since the Battle of the Somme.

    Which was fun, travel, and adventure.*

    * Inside joke among veterans

  89. Veteran spews:

    Saturday, 1/10/26 at 9:40 pm

    88

    Yeah, there’s nothing fun about those “adventures.”

  90. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 3:58 am

    @89 “FTA” is an acronym for Fun, Travel, and Adventure. What else does it stand for? Every veteran knows.

  91. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 4:01 am

    U.S. oil companies are going to send personnel to Venezuela to rebuild that country’s oil industry — yeah right.

    US citizens in Venezuela advised to leave ‘immediately,’ beware of militias

    https://thehill.com/policy/international/5683352-venezuela-travel-advisory-security-alert/

  92. Dumbfuck spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 6:46 am

    There’s video of the entire deployed unit of MPD getting in their vehicles and driving away from the area just as the crowd was beginning to break into the hotels to look for ICE staff.

    Which I will not provide but trust me.

  93. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 7:11 am

    It was 8:34 pm when the self-humiliating troll last commented here. That was after 6:30 am in “Europe”. He has been inactive since. It is now after 4 pm in “Europe” with no comment activity for the entire “day”.

    Gosh. I hope it wasn’t the raw shellfish on the brunch buffet.

  94. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 7:20 am

    “The videos I’ve seen from Minneapolis yesterday are deeply disturbing.

    As we mourn this loss of life, we need a thorough and objective investigation into how and why this happened.”

    Sen Lisa Murkowski

    As part of the investigation, she said she is calling for policy changes, saying the situation “was devastating, and cannot happen again”.

    Lawmakers are demanding a range of actions, from a full investigation into Renee Good’s shooting death and policy changes over law enforcement raids to the defunding of ICE operations and the impeachment of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, in what is fast becoming an inflection point.

    The leading cause of death among “besieged” ICE Fat Asses remains untreated COVID 19 infections.

    Maybe murdering a mother of three by shooting her in the face in front of dozens of cameras and then openly destroying the evidence right before your agency appropriation is up for a vote wasn’t such brilliant strategy after all.

  95. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 9:30 am

    Have you seen Jonathan Ross’s yearbook picture?
    https://www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/s/zidMoL9tTp

    Tell me that guy hasn’t studied the inside of a high school locker.

  96. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:00 am

    Peaceful protest in this country isn’t like the “peaceful” protest in Iran. In Iran it is protected by the US. In the US it is considered to be Domestic Terrorism, but only if you’re not breaking into the Capital Building as you beat up the cops.

    Nah, this isn’t Fascism.

    Every Libertarian and Repuke in this country should be castrated.

  97. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:04 am

    The Eurpoeans need to kick the mother fucker out.

  98. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:05 am

    Where are the EPSTEIN FILES – why are the Pedos being protected by Bob and his friends?

  99. ACAB spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 11:03 am

    It’s not going well for the ICEholes on the Sunday shows.

    “If you keep calling ICE officers Nazi murderers the Nazi Murder by ICE will escalate.”

    Q -why was he recording on a personal phone instead of focused on the task at hand

    A – The Biden administration didn’t leave us enough bodycams.

    (Biden didn’t try to hire 10k untrained and unqualified dipshits either)

    Q – Did the officer undergo standard toxicology tests?

    A – He was hit by a radical left wing car.

    Q – Why did secretary Noem announce the shooting was within guidelines after the investigation had barely started.

    A – The Biden Administration handcuffed our brave immigration officers .

  100. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 11:33 am

    I’ve had problems with this content creator in the past but this summary of the ICE/CBP Gestapo purge looks pretty good:

    https://youtu.be/aDbtrdfYqBc?si=4zEK3Z2F3gGayKSA

    Bottom line: Once the border was militarized, the message went out loud and clear: no wet stinkies allowed. People stopped coming.

    But unpermitted border crossings have always juiced the deportation stats in the past. They come over, they’re caught and sent back. Notch another stat.

    Remember the soup nazi from Seinfeld? Pants shitter wants to be the deport ’em nazi. No other pretenders to the throne like Biden or that black guy. Pants shitter alone. That and its shitty thirst for a Nobel Peace Prize (yeah right).

    1 million deportations in its first year is a hard goal. Requires AT LEAST 3000 arrests a day.

    Border is shutdown. No one is coming. No deport stats there. So go to the interior of the country – use ICE. ICE at beginning of 2025 has 6000 officers to effect 3000 arrests a day. No can do. So drag in CBP, FBI, ATF, US Marshalls, Forest Service?, BLM?

    Billionaire Blow Job Bill authorized hordes of DSM-III, DUI and DWI hires with fat bonuses. Building of gulags to warehouse detainees. Now they’re appropriating cast off warehouses.

    ICE is supposed to concentrate on criminal unpermitted individuals like drug and human traffickers. They’re supposed to conduct investigations, get warrants, etc. They still do that but they’re also told to “investigate” anyone they see while doing a bust. Every brown person in sight. Anything to meet quota.
    .
    They lay in wait for Asylum seekers to attend their court dates. Even a green card holder caught up in a raid with one dark mark on their record like being caught with a joint, detained and often deported – they give up after enduring horrible conditions in detainment.

    Anyone who objects to shit like this, with the goal of purging at least 3000 undesirables a day, breaking up families, ripping up communities, either by blowing on a whistle, following ICE /CBP assholes and videotaping. They are all subject to arrest, detainment and even being shot. They are an obstacle between a DSM-III, DUI or DWI hire and their fucking “bonus”.

  101. Just Pointing Out The Obvious spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 11:48 am

    Did you all manage to forget that this president just posted the worst jobs report in more than two decades?

  102. Just Pointing Out The Obvious spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 11:58 am

    Matt Walsh has been caught sexting with a minor.

  103. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:10 pm

    @102 Doesn’t appear to be the Daily Wire Matt Walsh. Another shoe will drop on that jerk soon enough.

  104. This is why we can’t have nice things spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:36 pm

    NY-GOP – The city is a cesspool and there’s human waste on the sidewalks and it smells like piss.

    Mayor Mamdani – I propose we build and maintain public toilets.

    NY-GOp – COMMUNIST!

  105. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:46 pm

    @104

    There is human waste on the sidewalks but very much not the norm, unlike the human waste in the brains of the GOP Pedophiles.

    There is more of pee and poop from dogs than human waste and even then there is more waste in their brains. They e useless fucks, they attract useless uneducated fucks.

  106. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:47 pm

    92,

    You post your video and I’ll post my video of an ICE Fat Ass slipping on an icy Minneapolis street before drawing his weapon and blasting away… at the “woke terrorist pavement”.

  107. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:48 pm

    Just keep talking about The Epstein Files and Pedophiles. They don’t want you to.

    They are Pedophiles and protectors of criminals and pedophiles and they are cop killers.

  108. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 12:54 pm

    Oh look Bob is concerned about child porn.

    RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. NOW!

  109. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 1:08 pm

    Hey Ladies, this is what men really think of you; they want an au pair, you is trash and just a relationship they entered into because, well society told them to

    https://apnews.com/article/banfield-husband-wife-killing-au-pair-599b3cda90ebcd2e4e2868abfba74dd5

  110. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 1:44 pm

    Whatever the nuances of what happened in Mineapolis, there’s this:

    ICE is engaged in civil enforcement. Kinda like writing parking tickets, or sending health inspectors to restaurants. The illegals they round up are not criminally charged for being in the country unlawfully. Processing them doesn’t go through the criminal courts, it’s an administrative task.

    To carry out this civil enforcement, the ICE poobahs send heavily armed SWAT teams to businesses and neighborhoods. Yet 99.99% of the illegals they’re rounding up pose no threat to them. The protesters they encounter are “armed” with phone cameras and whistles.

    So ask yourself, WHY does it take officers swathed in battlefield combat gear, and armed with military assault rifles, to carry out CIVIL enforcement of immigration laws? Are they trying to instigate violence? It sure looks that way.

  111. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 1:51 pm

    Whatever happens, we can count on Vance, Noem, Tricia McLaughlin, and ICE officials to lie about it. They’re all liars.

  112. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 2:10 pm

    So ask yourself, WHY does it take officers swathed in battlefield combat gear, and armed with military assault rifles, to carry out CIVIL enforcement of immigration laws? Are they trying to instigate violence? It sure looks that way.

    All this is just a test run and building up of goons for just before the election.

  113. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 2:19 pm

    So pants shitter will get that NPP anyway it can:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/trump-says-he-would-accept-nobel-peace-prize-from-machado/2026/01/09/7121c690-9681-487c-ad1a-43c656ed55b9_video.html

    Impossible Maria? To kidnap one dictator and leave his successor in charge?

    Apparently Maria is all too willing to give orange pants shitter HIS “prize”.

    (rolls eyes)

  114. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 2:20 pm

    Why does this bother the fascist Nazis? Is it because they haven’t done it yet. I’m sure they can’t wait to do the same thing.

    https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/trump-aide-threat-ban-x-putin-russia-rr3tkc7qv

  115. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 2:38 pm

    Are they trying to instigate violence?

    What they are trying to instigate is a credible pretext to invoke the insurrection act.

    The Supreme Court voted 6-3 to reject Fat Hitler’s original theory of an Article 2 authority to Title 10 the NG units and deploy them to takeover cities that didn’t vote for him. Five of the six justices signed on to the ruling that he had also failed to satisfy the requirements of the insurrection act otherwise. Immediately following the publication of that ruling these confrontational, militaristic street sweeps by DHS teams in paramilitary cosplay began. It is intended to provoke. And specifically where the circumstances can barely support it, it is intended to provoke violent response. Ultimately, between the provocations, the violence, and the theatrical presentation of the violence by their own photographers, videographers, and captive media propaganda outlets, the purpose is to create the pretext needed for Fat Hitler to declare a state of emergency that rises to the standards described by the court authorizing the use of the insurrection act.

    Governors and mayors who don’t want to assist in this effort are faced with an unpopular decision to deploy their state’s law enforcement and civilian peace keeping resources to control large demonstrations before they become violent in response to the provocation, and to decline to enforce state laws being broken by the provacateurs. That in turn encourages the provacateurs to escalate further.

    I think it’s incredibly impressive that up to this point, in the face of this kind of militarized provocation on such a widespread basis, that DHS provacateurs have yet to come under any kind of coordinated attacks from demonstrators. As you rightly point out, they are being confronted with whistles, cameras, loudspeakers and singing. After murdering a mother of three.

  116. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 2:59 pm

    These people are such fuckwads, they want to talk about censorship in regard to porn. And they’re passing laws to prohibit access to porn.

    If it’s not there own sanctioned fascism then nobody can be fascist. Oh, and except their neo Nazis on hating on the Jews, they never speak out against their own. It’s nauseating

  117. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 3:18 pm

    Article that I meant to add to the above comment.

    https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/trump-aide-threat-ban-x-putin-russia-rr3tkc7qv

    Bitch probably has problems with drag queens reading books too. Her husband will take care of her and slap her around.

  118. ACAB spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 3:42 pm

    They are losing the narrative conpletely.

    ICE Blocks off a Minneapolis street and is going door to door asking for ‘papers’.

    If you live in this neighborhood you mist PROVE yourself innocent.

    If not Nazi why you keep doing Nazi shit?

  119. Fox News spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 3:54 pm

    When 4000-500 anti-ICE protestors show up at a hastily organized meet-up in Walmart’s Arkansas home town it is clear the Trump Administration has a few Soros funded critics.

  120. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 3:57 pm

    118,
    Livestream videos of them executing warrantless, no-knock door breaching in full BDUs with Kevlars and NVG are going out during half time of the NFL games today.

  121. Eric Trump spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 4:13 pm

    @113

    I bought Lester Hayes’ Super Bowl ring in a Reno pawn shop.

    I am a champion.

  122. The Midterms spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 5:03 pm

    Watching the mainstream Right misread the room so severely is interesting.

    Fox News
    Opinion

    DELUDED WINE MOMS ARE COMMITTING DEADLY CRIMES, NOT SIMPLY “PROTESTING’

  123. Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 5:34 pm

    “If we look at the commercial constructs and frameworks in place today in Venezuela, today it’s uninvestable,”

    Darren Woods CEO, ExxonMobil

    Translation: No. ExxonMobil will not back Trump’s reach for authoritarian dictatorship.

  124. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 5:54 pm

    Why can’t the straights be non violent people?

    https://abc7.com/post/haul-drives-crowd-during-anti-iranian-regime-rally-westwood-lapd-says/18388519/

  125. G spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 6:03 pm

    Hey look at me, I’m a real tough guy! I was running towards something but oppose, I fall, and so I’ll go back to me safe place now! I thawt I saw a putty kat.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220930858

    Guy yelling fucking pussy is awesome.

    The ICE agent’s partner wasn’t even backing him up, these amateurs don’t even know what they’re doing out there.

  126. Donnie spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 6:22 pm

    Whereis my lemming at?

    Soon it’s walking time in Europe.

  127. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 8:01 pm

    @123 They’ve calculated the profits from the oil they’d take from Venezuela wouldn’t cover the ransoms they’d have to pay to Venezuelan gangs to get their personnel back alive.

  128. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 8:05 pm

    This won’t make the stock market very happy:

    Federal Reserve hit with DOJ subpoenas in criminal probe over Chair Jerome Powell testimony

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/fed-jerome-powell-doj-investigation-rcna253517

    Federal prosecutors are conducting a criminal investigation of Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell focused on the $2.5 billion renovation to the central bank’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., and his related testimony to Congress, he said on Sunday evening.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/12/fed-jerome-powell-criminal-probe-nyt.html

  129. Jerome Powell spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 8:06 pm

    @126

    Gonna wake up to learn Donnie’s floating ending the independent Federal Reserve.

    And pretend he bought options.

  130. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 9:46 pm

    127,

    No. Not at all. The money is there. And then some.

    He’s saying he doesn’t think Fat Hitler and his shambling team of degenerate pedophiles can pull it off no matter how much support his industry puts behind them.

    He’s saying Trump is done.

  131. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 9:49 pm

    129,

    This one gets it.

  132. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:40 pm

    All I know is that my defense stocks (all of them) are skyrocketing.

  133. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:43 pm

    Oil executives looking for the next massive source of petroleum have turned toward the Arctic for decades. Studies by the US government suggest the area above the Arctic Circle could hold as many as 90 billion barrels of oil and nearly 1,700 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. The oil alone would be enough to sustain the entirety of global demand for nearly three years if all other drilling worldwide were to cease tomorrow.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/greenland-looks-like-trumps-next-geopolitical-priority-it-could-also-be-the-oil-industrys-next-great-hope-110029932.html

    Fine. That keeps the oil economy going for another three years. But what happens when we run out of Arctics? It’s not like there are countless untapped 90-billion-barrel pools of oil out there.

  134. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 1/11/26 at 10:56 pm

    With the recent news that the UK and Canada are in negotiations to coordinate a ban of X because of the Elmo’s persistent trafficking in AI generated infant porn, new account signups at Bluesky are blowing up again.

  135. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 1/12/26 at 12:53 am

    88)Or Verdun.

  136. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 1/12/26 at 3:57 am

    Geezus.

    Can’t wait for the market to open.

    Don’t believe it when the ridiculous lying troll claims after the collapse to have sold naked calls. It’s lunchtime right now in “Europe”. If he was executing those trades today he could be “bragging” about it here right now. As usual, he will retcon a typical lie but only after the markets have adjusted.

  137. The Midterms spews:

    Sunday, 1/18/26 at 10:02 am

    Bari Weiss put a poll in the field

    The shooting of Renee Good was

    Justified 28%
    Unjustified 54%
    To soon to say 17%

  138. Nazi Snowflakes Fuck Off spews:

    Sunday, 1/18/26 at 10:55 am

    January 6th convict Jake Lang is whining on his socials that a guy in St. Paul told him, “We don’t plan on letting you do that” as he tried to set a Koran on fire.

    “😢 They LITERALLY wanted to rip my arms off 💦💦💦”

    Let’s go to the MULTIPLE tapes. After a gentleman told him to stop being an asshole with the Koran burning, the crowd doused him with super soaker water guns and he retreated to a glass vestibule where he experienced a fierce taunting before being allowed to go on his way.

    There are ways of exercising your free speech that are not free from consequence by provate citizens.

  139. Nazi Snowflakes spews:

    Sunday, 1/18/26 at 12:22 pm

    If you say it aloud three times HIS mom grts shot

    BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

    KRISTI NOEM: Don’t say his name! I mean, for heaven’s sake, we shouldn’t have people continue to dox law enforcement

    BRENNAN: His name is public

    NOEM: I know, but that doesn’t mean it should continue to be said

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