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I hope everyone survived the floods. The worst is over, but man oh man. I hope you’re all safe and sound and dry. I was mostly working from home, but I did have to go into Downtown. I was able to time it so I took my bike, and people were way too impressed. Also, my boss made sure to let me know she would pay for a taxi if it started raining again, like 3rd Ave and the Transit Tunnel don’t exist.

Comments

  1. Some people are easily impressed. It’s why they thought Boxcheck Momala was a worthy candidate.

  2. Some people are easily impressed.

    Some people takes some warming up.. Going from Mitch Daniels to orange pants shitter..

    Now that’s a “process”..

    Could it be all the naughty pics coming out?

  3. Elijah gullibly and desperately jumped all over the Trump condom photo released earlier today by equally desperate House Democrats.

    The condoms were produced for sale in 2016:

    The packaging was designed by Fishs Eddy, a housewares and novelty shop in New York City. On the reverse, “FISHS EDDY” appears again, along with a link to sayitwithacondom.com, where one can order custom condoms with topical sayings or designs.

    Location:Currently not on view

    Object Name:contraceptivecondom, novelty

    Credit Line:Jean and Joe Fitzgerald

    Date Made:2016Associated Date:2016

    Referenced:Trump, Donald J.

    See more items in:Medicine and Science: Medicine

    Exhibition:

    Exhibition Location:

    Subject:SexElections

    Subject:

    Physical Description:cardboard (packaging material)latex (product material)Measurements:overall: 2 3/4 in x 2 11/16 in x 3/16 in; 6.985 cm x 6.858 cm x .508 cm

    Id Number:2016.3066.02Nonaccession Number:2016.3066Catalog Number:2016.3066.02

    Record Id:nmah_1808927

    Guid:https://n2t.net/ark:/65665/ng49ca746b2-ff6c-704b-e053-15f76fa0b4fa

    https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object/nmah_1808927

    Donald Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago in 2005.

  4. Hear that MAGA? The double price your soon to pay isn’t real becaus…

    Reporter: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What’s your message to those 24
    Million Americans who will see their premiums go up?

    TRUMP: Don’t make it sound so bad. Obviously you’re a sycophant for Democrats. You’re obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans

  5. Dumbfuck

    “That Donald Trump was fucking underaged prostitutes supplied by Jeffrey Epstein is fine because he SAYS he stopped in 2005.”

    Good post

  6. Donald Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago in 2005.

    According to reports in both the Miami Herald and Wall Street Journal, corroborated by official police reports and mulitiple eye witnesses, In October of 2007 Epstein was reported for having made lewd sexual suggestions to the teen aged daughter of a member of Mar a Lago while the notorious convicted pedophile and child sex trafficker was still being regularly admitted to the club. When club records were first released to the public thirteen years later as the Fat Pedophile was preparing to run for re-election it was of course impossible to confirm if those club records had not been subsequently altered to imply that Epstein’s membership in the club was no longer active at the time of the police reports. This was just eight months before the notorious Palm Beach pedophile pal entered a plea of guilty in Florida state court to criminal counts of solicitation of prostitution from a minor child.

    He never stopped raping children. At least not before 2007.

  8. The first time I told you how I had cut him off and had nothing whatsoever to do with him it turns out I was lying my ass off.

    But the second time I told you how I had cut him off and had nothing whatsoever to do with him I was telling the truth.

    Maybe.

  9. @1 So if she’s not worthy enough, you’ll vote for the most unworthy candidate in American history? Yup, that’s what you did. 🤦‍♂️

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