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by Darryl — Tuesday, 4/3/12, 3:33 pm

US Supreme Court Affirms Warrantless Ass Searches

Who else…but Goldy.

Goldy goes on to explain that Washington has laws that require a warrant for incarceratory cavity probes.

The gist of the Supreme Court ruling is that jailers have the right to invasive searches without warrants because of the heightened security environment of a jail or prison.

Yet…somehow, lacking warrantless ass searches, Washington state jails and prisons manage to not spiral into utter chaos.

Maybe it’s the climate.

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  1. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 4/3/12 at 5:53 pm

    I always suspected jail guards are proctologist wannabes.

  2. dorky dorkman spews:

    Tuesday, 4/3/12 at 10:29 pm

    If they could have done this when they stopped Tim McVeigh, they could have pulled that bomb out of his ass BEFORE he could use it!

  3. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Wednesday, 4/4/12 at 3:39 pm

    Everybody believes in the Bill of Rights except when it becomes inconvenient. Unless we get serious about our Constitution, it will be subverted by the law/judicial people and the morons we elect to “represent” us.

  4. dorky dorkman spews:

    Wednesday, 4/4/12 at 4:20 pm

    re 3: What do you mean ‘we’?

    You’re the one who votes for the Republican politicians who appoint these activist conservative justices on the supreme court.

    And if you are voting for some libertarian, you’re throwing your vote away — which is tantamount to voting Republican.

  5. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 4/5/12 at 1:52 pm

    @4,

    You don’t know what you’re talking about because you don’t know me at all, asswipe.

    Voting for the person you want is not throwing one’s vote away. How will things ever change if we continue to vote for Democrats and Republicans only?

    BTW, I don’t vote for those Republicans who support the kind of shit that’s attacking the Constitution. The Democrats don’t get my vote either when they support things like the Patriot Act.

    Dork, you don’t seem to realize that the biggest enemy to the Constitution is the Big Government Party, with its Republican and Democrat divisions.

  6. No Time for Fascists spews:

    Thursday, 4/5/12 at 2:35 pm

    @5. So what parts of the Big Government do you object to the most?
    For example, you are against the Patriot Act; are you also against the big government of the trans vaginal probe laws and Michigan financial emergency laws?

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