🎼 You can’t hide your Eyman Lies 🎵
🎶 And your cries are no disguise 🎼
🎵 Just wheeled a chair right outside 🎶
🎼 Gurl, ain’t no way to hide your Eyman lies 🎵
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Weiner.
He can’t help it. He has flypaper fingertips. Everything sticks to them. He’s the kind of guy who would shoplift in a food bank.
They need to outlaw trailer parks. Probably horse owners too. Did Timmy own a horse? Giddy up, giddy up. He rode that chair like it was a horse.
https://apnews.com/cb405a24847a4283b97527c28de90840
“I did not, shortly after giving legislative testimony in Olympia, walk into an Office Depot in Lacey wearing a bright red ‘Let The Voters Decide’ t-shirt, smile for the cameras, and steal a $70 chair just moments before spending $300 on 2 printers and after getting some life changing good news.”
In other words, he denies smiling for the security camera.
“As the video shows, I went back into the store to pay for it. That’s right, rather than hopping in my car for a daring get away after my successful bank heist, I walked back into the store and inserted my debit card into the chip reader (Jesse James I’m not).”
Most people pay for merchandise before taking it out of the store. I guess we all have our eccentricities.
This doesn’t appear to be an Open Thread but I will comment on a post from the other thread anyways.
I’ve been busy but Bob start crowing now about 27,000 before it drops, you seem to runaway on those days. Any bet on how long it stays at 27,000, if it gets there. And draw an arrow since 2009; getting to 27,000 should be naturaly, but it ain’t. I have no clue but I’d be willing to put my money where my mouth is. Sure the election is coming up and Wall Street will gleam with fake joy. Name your bet.
@1 “Weiner”
Looks like Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t understand the program. Except for the elite, Republicans fuck goats and children. The elite fuck horses and children. If you hope to pass moral judgement without coming off as a dumbfuck, get yourself some fucking morals first.
Marginally OT but related insofar as strange looking right wing has been recklessly and compulsively engaging in self-harm:
Laura Loomer is staging another protest at Twitter HQ tomorrow.
Coders are working into the night to have a Laura Loomer Poopy Pants notification alert app ready to go. Let us all pray that this time she foregoes white slacks. After all, it is well before Memorial Day.
Why cant she just cut herself like all the other fat girls?
$70 chair? Only 14 times the filing fee of an initiative.