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Open thread for Hillary’s nomination

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History will be made tonight, so talk about it….

6:02: Washington delegation has been raising hell all week

6:28: Man…General Allen could be a voice-over actor for any general anywhere!

7:30: Huh…Did you notice Hillary DIDN’T lightly grope her daughter?

7:39: “He has taken ” the GOP ” a long way, from ‘Morning in America’ to ‘Midnight in America’.”

Perhaps Eyman will tour the state’s criminal justice system

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Looks like admitted lair and alleged campaign fraudster Tim “Biggest Lie of My Life” Eyman is going to get a close-n-personal tour of our criminal justice system:

Attorney General Bob Ferguson on Wednesday asked a Snohomish County Superior Court judge to hold Tim Eyman and his political committees in contempt for failing to turn over documents in as part of an investigation into the initiative promoter’s campaign finance practices.

Ferguson said he was also seeking a similar ruling from a Thurston County judge against signature gathering firm Citizen Solutions, saying that both Eyman and his committees have failed to meet a court-ordered deadline for disclosing the documents.

“Despite a subpoena and a court order, Tim Eyman continues to impede this investigation,” Ferguson said. “That’s unacceptable.”

Or…at least be fined $2000/day for every day he doesn’t turn over the subpoenaed documents.

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I don’t know about you, but I’d settle for knocking a week or two off his sentence if he agreed to be frogmarched in his Darth Vader getup.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Political conventions are stupid.

Mental Floss: 26 Things that Inspired Movies.

James Corden with Michelle Obama: Carpool Karaoke:

Young Turks: Koch brothers cut funding of disobedient Republicans.

Farron Cousins: Rep. Steve King goes full “Grand Wizard” on MSNBC.

Sam Waterson: Important convention history

The 2016 Drumpf Shit Show:

Jimmy Dore: Political jokes of the week.

Farron Cousins: Right wing voting laws getting killed in the courts.

Minute physics: Hitting the sun is hard.

White House: West Wing Week.

The party of Jebus meets a Muslim.

Young Turks are interrupted on their set by Alex Jones and Rodger Stone.

Young Turks: The Post-Alex debriefing.

Climate Change: 2016 is hottest year on record.

Blue on Black Violence:

Young Turks: KKKer David “Douchebag” Duke to run for Senate.

Stephen Colbert with Lewis Black.

The climate change ad that FAUX News didn’t want viewers to see.

John Oliver with some Endorsements.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Lyin’ Eyman has more legal troubles

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Remember way back in the early aughts when, Tim Eyman, tearfully confessed to being a liar in the “…biggest lie of my life”?

“I was in lie mode,” he said. “I became riddled with guilt. It was the biggest lie of my life and it was over the stupidest thing in the world. The biggest thing I’m guiltiest of is an enormous ego. Hubris.”
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Eyman emphasized that he had done nothing illegal.
“This is all fricking legal …but beyond stupid,” he said.

No…”stupid” isn’t the right word…it was another LIE. At least, the Washington state AG thought so. Eyman was prosecuted and settled, paying a $50,000 fine and was permanently enjoined from acting as a political committee treasurer.

Ten years later, Lyin’ Eyman was at it again:

PDC investigators say the expenses that were reported as paying for signatures, but in fact were payments to Eyman violate state disclosure laws. Payments to him violate laws against personal use, they added.

The multiple violations are so serious the commission can’t levy adequate penalties, and the commission should send the matter to the attorney general’s office to take the case to court, they said.

And today we learn that there are many more violations of campaign finance and disclosure laws:

The latest complaint deals with an Eyman-sponsored political action committee (PAC) — “Bring Back our $30 Car Tabs — Voters Want More Choices” that sponsored and aired 21 online videos that opposed 49 candidates for the Washington State Legislature.

The ads cost $45,318 and were apparently financed by $22,500 contributions from two wealthy supporters: Vancouver, Washington, developer Clyde Holland and Camas Investment CEO Kenneth Fisher.

According to a report by the Public Disclosure Commission, 10 of the 21 videos meet the statutory definition of “independent expenditures” under state law.

The state requires footprints on so-called “independent expenditure” ads, which often fill TV screens before election day with messages that are unremittingly nasty. By off-loading negative advertising on “independent” groups, candidates can make themselves appear to be running upbeat races.

According to the PDC, the 10 Eyman-sponsored videos did not include the disclaimer: “No candidate authorized this ad.” The videos did not identify a sponsor’s name, city or state. The videos incorrectly listed the required five leading contributors to the videos.

“Bring Back Our $30 Car Tabs — VWMC,” in its filing with the state, listed as its sole purpose support for a ballot initiative — not attacking legislators. (The initiative was subsequently scrubbed.) The Eyman PAC did not file an amended form to update its purpose to attack legislators.

The PDC is throwing the disclosure rule book at Eyman.

Tim “Lyin'” Eyman has spent more than a decade personally profiting by embezzling funds intended for initiatives and flaunting Washington’s finance and disclosure laws. Isn’t it about time he be taken off the street or at least out of the political arena?

I think a long stint behind bars will offer him new appreciation for the necessity of taxes….

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stephen: Who let the Red Cross decide what’s cool and not cool?.

The President goes viral.

Jimmy Dore: John Boehner would have firehosed the Dem sit-in:

Can Texas actually secede from the U.S.?

Not Safe with Nikki Glaser: Obama’s moving on, and we should, too.

Maddow: Pentagon ends US military transgender ban.

Farron Cousins: Polls show Americans want action on gun control.

Thom: July 4th 1776…The first brexit.

White House: West Wing Week.

PsychoSuperMom: If men could get pregnant.

The 2016 G.O.P. Drumpf Enterprises Clown Show:

Mental Floss: 39 fun museum facts.

Stephen: “Lesser Pope-pologies”.

Sam Seder: Laura Ingraham suggests we should all wear adult diapers to avoid transgendered people.

Farron Cousins: Paul Ryan unveils his dangerously stupid Obamacare replacement plan.

Thom: Lying about science for politics is evil.

Young Turks: Republicans Waste more money investigating nonsense.

Minute Physics: Where do galaxies come from?

David Pakman: Does Congress really ban CDC from researching gun violence?

Stephen: Fun with presidential polls.

Mark Fiore: The What About X Committee.

Thom with Michael Mann: Can humanity survive climate change?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Muslim meet.

Farron Cousins: House Republicans vote to keep dark money donors’ identities secret.

Maddow: Short handed Supreme Court crisis deepens.

The GOP Drumpf Clown Show:

Mental Floss: 41 facts about vegetables.

Mark Fiore: Paul Ryan’s Plan-O-Stuff

White House: West Wing Week.

Stephen: Why am I watching Congress on Periscope?

Bill Maher covers the conventions.

The Nightly Show: Oakland’s Police Chiefs.

Gunz in America:

Obama names Stonewall a national monument.

Is Google manipulating search results for Hillary?

Farron Cousins: Republican Governors are preventing you from getting a raise

Rubio’s Flippity-floppity-flippity-floppity on a Senate re-election run.

Young Turks: Affirmative action survives Supreme Court.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

HA Bible Study: 1 Corinthians 7:2-9

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1 Corinthians 7:2-9
Each man should have his own wife, and each woman should have her own husband because of sexual immorality. The husband should meet his wife’s sexual needs, and the wife should do the same for her husband. The wife doesn’t have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise, the husband doesn’t have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Don’t refuse to meet each other’s needs unless you both agree for a short period of time to devote yourselves to prayer. Then come back together again so that Satan might not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. I’m saying this to give you permission; it’s not a command. I wish all people were like me, but each has a particular gift from God: one has this gift, and another has that one.

I’m telling those who are single and widows that it’s good for them to stay single like me. But if they can’t control themselves, they should get married, because it’s better to marry than to burn with passion.

Discuss.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Democrats hold mock hearing on Judge Garland.

Samantha Bee: The victims of SuperPACs.

What is behind the G.O.P’s elephant and the Democrat’s donkey.

Stephen: Hillary Clinton goes full ’90s nostalgia.

Mark Fiore: Cheap-Labor-For-You, Inc..

The 2016 GOP Clown Show:

Stephen: A man named Ralph Nader.

David Pakman: Why are the highly educated so liberal?

White House: Calling all kid scientists.

Daily Show: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau welcomes Syrian refugees to Canada.

Mental Floss: 25 facts about the Indy 500.

Stephen explains this election to kids.

Farron Cousins with Howard Nations: Republican obstruction is decimating our justice system.

Seth Meyers with A Closer Look: Democrats divided on Hillary and Bernie.

Nightly Show: The origins of America’s lead poisoning crisis.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

VP candidate Kimmel discloses his personal finances.

Maddow: Alabama political clusterfuck. Will drag queen Ambrosia Starling rescue the state?

Stephen: Political week in review.

Sam Seder: Sorry Nutburgers…Trey Gowdy (R-GA) confirms that Hillary didn’t give a “stand-down” order over Benghazi.

White House: West Wing Week.

FAUX News anchor fights text on screen: misstating Supreme Court victory for religion.

What is the busiest airport in the world?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Matthew Filipowicz with Alice Ollstein: Restoring the voting rights of felons.

MinutePhysics: Solution to the Grandfather paradox.

GOP Drumpf-fest 2016:

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Inside Clinton’s voting record

Who owns GPS?

Jimmy Dore chats with Bill-O-the-Clown.

That Piece of Shit George Zimmerman in the news:

Seth Meyers with Rachel Maddow: How Clinton beats Drumpf.

Samantha Bee: Crisis Pregnancy Centers:

Matthew Filipowicz: Are Democrats over-confident on Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton?.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Jimmy Dore: Political jokes of the week.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

Mental Floss: 21 jobs your guidance counselor didn’t mention.

Stephen with Dan Savage: Why Dan trusts Clinton over Trump.

Bernie Sanders’ retirement plan.

NASA: ISS marks 100,000th orbit.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Hahahaha

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Oh man Don Benton’s make work job is going away.

Benton and three other employees’ jobs will be eliminated due to the reorganization, and could save the county as much as $1.2 million over the next two years, McCauley said. Benton’s salary and benefits package totaled about $154,000 in 2015, according to Clark County.

Benton’s position has been the subject of continuing controversy after he was appointed to lead the department in May 2013 on the orders of Republican County Commissioners Tom Mielke and David Madore. As the controversy built, both men, who at the time had sole authority to hire department heads, have denied their role in Benton’s hiring. Instead, they blame then-County Administrator Bill Barron for the action.

On the one hand, I know, I know. I know. There are all sorts of government orgs, non-profits, and businesses that hire legislators. It’s not really that different from the former members of Congress (even ones I like) who are now lobbyists. It’s not that different from Ed Murray’s job at the UW (Seattle Times link). It’s not the best look, but whatever.

But on the other hand, I am definitely petty enough to laugh when it’s an asshole like Benton. Especially given the process in the first place. So ha!

It’s been three years almost to the day since Madore and Mielke tapped Benton to lead the environmental services department during a now-infamous board time meeting in 2013. The issue has continued to be a popular subject for those who comment to the council, despite Madore and Mielke’s continued insistence that they never directed Barron to hire Benton in the first place.

Benton’s appointment also drew criticism from around the state, including a Seattle Times editorial headlined “State Sen. Don Benton for environmental post? Really?”

And I’m legit sorry to anyone else who got caught up in the restructuring.

Twelve fucking years of Open Threads

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…and occasionally other content. Really. Twelve fucking years ago, Goldy wrote his first HA post.

And in his first post ever, he was already offering media criticism:

So to those upstanding members of the political and media establishment who insist I cannot possibly expect to maintain my credibility as an activist while producing an irreverent and outrageous blog, the Goldy half of me respectfully says: “fuck you.”

And the first use of the word “fuck” on this blog. (These are the small things that mean so much to us…)

Yes, I am writing this blog to amuse myself; if I entertain, educate or motivate others… great! But if some people occasionally find me rude or offensive, well… that’s okay too.

Judging by the number of comments we get to our endless series of open threads, there is, at the very least, some entertainment happening.

Little known fact…a blog-year is equal to about seven human years. That makes HA a “senior netizen” among blogs. And judging by the endless open threads of late, I guess you can say we are feeling it in our muscles and joints. We expect to feel more energetic any day now.

In the mean time, thanks, Goldy, for creating this blog. Thank you, dear reader, for stopping by our geriatric blog. And thank you, dear commenter, for playing in our cesspool.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Mark Fiore: The Math of Democracy.

Stephen: Tips for potential VP candidates (not you, Carly)

Jimmy Kimmel: Wall of election results has a bad day.

Larry Wilmore: Cleaning up Utah’s porn.

The 2016 G.O.P. Self-immolation Comedy Show:

Stephen: The political week in review with the “Hungry for Power Games”.

Dark Night staring Sen. Patrick Leahy.

Sen. Franken: Obama’s Supreme Court nominee deserves a hearing.

Stephen: How are humans NOT the national mammal?

Daily Show: Felon voting rights.

Coach Convicted:

Can you get rich by running for President?

Seth Meyers: Trump’s and Hillary’s running mates.

John Oliver: Puerto Rico.

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: How Hispanic voters will crush Republicans.

Greenman: Surveilling the scientists.

Amy Schumer: Dr. Congress.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

Jimmy Dore: Political news of the week.

Sam Seder: Dennis Miller is still incredibly unfunny.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at the NE primary.

Mental Floss: 36 facts about tea.

Daily Show: Confused Islamophobes target American Sikhs.

Bernie Sanders: Bernie Sanders on the crisis of the middle class.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roy Zimmerman: Everybody is Everybody Else.

Bill Maher: Tax the churches.

How to fix America’s corrupt political system.

The White Jet Pro.

What people did with presidential candidate cut-outs.

Who’s it going to be? Donald Drumpf or Hillary?

Always After Me Lucky Charms:

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: Gyrocopter pilot sentenced to prison.

Wicked: Denying Hillary.

The 2016 Crazy-Fest:

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Life in the Senate after running for President:

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Daily Show: The Carson twins debate….:

Stephen: Bernie said “do do”.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

Reporter fail: Attempt to make #DemocracySpring look stupid backfires!

Deprogrammed political news of the week.

Thom: Can social media seize control of our elections?

Stephen: New York primaried hard.

Mental Floss: 27 facts about James Bond.

The $20 Makeover:

Mark Fiore: Islamophobic Air.

How to stop Ted Cruz.

Obama’s weekly address: Building a fairer and more effective criminal justice system.

PsychoSuperMom: Gerrymandering.

Stephen: Everyone is mad about campaign finance reform.

Break Free Pacific Northwest.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Systemic

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When liberals and conservatives have conversations about things like homelessness, it can be frustrating. Conservatives want individuals to take personal responsibility. And while liberals find individual responsibility important, we also understand that there are systemic problems that have to be dealt with. That it’s really tough to bootstrap yourself into a house if you’re homeless and there isn’t enough supply. So, sometimes we talk past each other. Jason Rantz tries to circle that square by showing how liberals being tolerant is the real systemic problem (h/t).

I’ve been meaning to do a longer piece for a while, but it keeps being nice out. After like 4 days, it’s still too nice of a day to do a metacommentary piece on the whole thing, but here are some highlights:

But why so many in this neighborhood? I’ve never seen as many until recently. As other neighborhoods are engaged in trying to help deal with the problem, Capitol Hill seems like they’re allowing it to develop unfettered. I think I know why: ideology.

Homelessness is everywhere. I don’t know what neighborhood doesn’t have homeless people. Including suburban and rural places in King County. Also, is Cap. Hill’s tolerance new? Because otherwise, it doesn’t really apply to this supposedly new problem. Also, too, I walked from the light rail station to Drinking Liberally last Tuesday, and back fairly late at night. It was after reading this piece, so I was on the lookout for homeless people. It didn’t seem like a whole lot, at least compared to other neighborhoods. Sure, I passed by some people sleeping in doorways, but I don’t think more than Downtown or Belltown. Certainly not more than, say, the Terminal 91 Bike Path or SoDo, if we’re trading anecdote for data.

Progressive ideologues like to preach how tolerant they are. You ask them and they’ll proudly tell you. Now, they don’t support ideological diversity, but they’re pro-LGBT, pro-people of color, pro-atheist, pro-multicultralism, pro-whatever. The only things they’re against seem to be capitalism and cisgendered white Christian Republican men. And to show how tolerant they are, they seek to ban microaggressions; they support college students who need “safe spaces” from opinions that make them uncomfortable. They like to declare themselves allies of any group they believe to be oppressed.

Atheism and multiculturalism are both ideologies. So that third sentence is self-refuting. Some progressive ideologues are against capitalism, but I think most aren’t. Also, I don’t know what against “cisgendered white Christian Republican men” even means. Like, don’t think they should dominate the conversation, sure. But progressives are not the ones trying to regulate where cis people can poop or poised to nominate someone who wants a travel ban on Christians. Anyway, I guess we should just be glad he learned the word cisgendered and this isn’t a rant about that.

Oh my God there was so much wrong with that paragraph. OK. Keep going.

Nobody is trying to ban microaggressions. Pointing out how harmful they are? Sure. You can go yell racial epithets (macroaggressions if you like) in the park, and nobody is going to ban you. But you think a ban on microaggressions is in the works? Also, safe spaces and being allies to the oppressed is pretty rad. Like everywhere should be unsafe in general and harmful to oppressed people? What the fuck even is that? In fairness, he walks that back a bit in the next couple paragraphs, that I’m skipping. But still.

I think some ideological activists won’t help the homeless because they subconsciously want to live around them. They can say that they don’t judge people based on their appearance or status as someone who lives on the street, and this gives them a sense of superiority to those of us who want to intervene.

This describes literally nobody. The solutions to homelessness include build more housing and make it affordable. It isn’t just tolerate it. The closest thing I can think of to being tolerant as a policy was housing for chronic public inebriates, but that has been a success story among King County’s mixed-at-best record.

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