On this Thanksgiving Day — as on all days — I am thankful for the greatest run-on sentence in human history:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
(Yeah sure… I did this same post last year. But since there’s nothing more American than dissent, I thought it was worth repeating.)