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Friday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/24/20, 8:23 am

I am glad that the Washington State eviction moratorium has been extended. I am also glad that Governor Inslee is preparing the way for a future extension. This crisis isn’t going anywhere until there’s a vaccine, or at the very least, competent Federal leadership.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/22/20, 8:24 am

Congrats to the activists who seem to be getting the youth jail closed by 2025. There’s still work to do, but this is a great direction. It would have been better if it hadn’t been built in the first place. Still and all, it’s a victory.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Afternoon Thread.

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/20/20, 8:27 pm

I should probably write something…

Listen, I hate to do anything to benefit Portland, but if you’re able people I follow on social media recommended bail funds here. It’s scary what’s going on down there. The local police are scary enough, but add in the Feds kidnapping people off the street, and holy shit. Anyway, do what you can if you can.

Also, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 7/18/20, 12:13 am

Desi Lydic FAUXSplains “cancel culture”.

Bruce W. Nelson: Tucker Carlson’s the poster boy for meritless White privilege.

Now This: Militarized federal agents are seizing U.S. protesters in Portland

Stephen: W. Kamau Bell—America was built on White supremacy. it won’t go away until we redesign the system.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Dotard Трамп and His Barrel of Swamp Monkeys:

  • Now This: Why this long time Republican rejects Трамп
  • Trevor: Ivanka’s Goya support, Mary Трамп’s new book
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп mourns 7/11
  • The Late Show: Attorney General Barr dodges Roger Stone question with his fortress
  • Mark Fiore: Presidential clearinghouse sweepstakes!
  • Stephen: Трамп supporter behind crumbling border wall segment wins $1.7B contract to build more wall
  • Sarah Cooper: How to immigration policy
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп rant Part 1—“I barely know Mary “Loser” Трамп & her book is full of LIES!”
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп rant Part 2—SLAMS, Mary Trump: “TRUE, I DID hire someone to take SAT’s but still a liar!”
  • Lauren Mayer: “(Ivanka tells me) find something new”:

  • The Late Show: Goya bean can claps back at Ivanka Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: Take the the Трамп dumb-ass song challenge!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп is hacked and attacked on Twitter!!!
  • The Late Show: We must stop dogs from voting in the 2020 election
  • The Daily Show: What was The Dotard asked about?
  • Sarah Cooper: How to AIDS vaccine
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп shakes up campaign as Biden’s lead grows
  • The Late Show: Ivanka Трамп loves her beans!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп hates Mary Трамп’s new book!
  • Trevor: Hillary Clinton on voter suppression, The Dotard, and Roger Stone.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ObamaCare, Трамп no care at all
  • The Late Show: President Трамп’s everything quits
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to #CreepyTrump

Vox: The fight for America’s 51st state, explained.

Jimmy Fallon: Stacey Abrams breaks down how to dismantle voter suppression.

Seth Meyers: Sen. Tammy Duckworth calls Tucker Carlson a gnat.

WaPo: 50 nights of protests—What you need to know about the tension in Portland.

Trevor: Biden’s poll numbers surge, but will 2020 be another 2016?

Mother Jones: Deconstructing the design and demolition of Confederate monuments.

ТрампPlague:

  • Trevor: California rolls back reopening
  • The Late Show: Does Трамп’s anti-Fauci ad make you doubt the doctor?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and his allies want you to “adapt” to the coronavirus crisis
  • The Daily Show: Трамп & FAUX News’s premature coronavirus celebration
  • Conan: Conan gets answers about Трамп & Dr. Fauci’s relationship
  • Stephen: GOP lawmakers set to skip Трамп’s convention in Jacksonville as Florida’s covid numbers spike
  • Trevor: Трамп wears a mask & the White House goes after Fauci
  • FoD: Ode to Masks
  • Jimmy Fallon: Rep. Val Demings calls out The Dotard’s response to COVID-19
  • The Late Show: Betsy DeVos stars in “The Tragic School Bus”
  • Stephen: Trump’s new coronavirus plan—Threaten America’s schools, trash Dr. Fauci in the press
  • Trevor: Rep. Katie Porter on when and how should schools reopen?
  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard finally wears a mask & loves it!
  • The Daily Show The White House blames Fauci
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard Трамп is the last person we can trust to safely reopen schools
  • Conan: The CDC’s confusing COVID-19 recommendations
  • Lauren Mayer: You’re never fully dressed without a mask
  • The Late Show: Coughing Republican Congressman
  • Samantha Bee: The dangerous spread of mask hysteria, Pt. 1
  • Samantha Bee: The dangerous spread of mask hysteria, Pt. 2
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп finally wears a mask in public
  • Trevor: Should kids go back to school this fall?
  • Stephen: Трамп’s secretive covid data-grab overshadows good news about a promising vaccine

Roll Call: Democrats well positioned to take the Senate.

Samantha Bee: : The Homophobic History of Blood Donation, Pt. 1

Samantha Bee: : The Homophobic History of Blood Donation, Pt. 2

Jonathan Mann: Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor:

Mother Jones: Why scientists are so worried about this glacier.

Dulcé Sloan: Census suppression and why it matters.

Courtney Jaye: Get lost @TuckerCarlson.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/17/20, 8:24 am

They’re breaching a dam on the Nooksack River. It seems like it will help with salmon and trout recovery. Very exciting, and I hope it leads to more dam removal around the state.

But for now, wash your hands.

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Afternoon Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/15/20, 5:13 pm

Sorry I didn’t post this morning. I had some work stuff early this morning and then I forgot to write it at lunch. So um. Here it is now.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open Thread Monday Morning

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/13/20, 8:24 am

Your primary ballots are dropping this week. So I guess look out for them next week. And then you will have until August 4 to get your ballot postmarked or dropped off.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/10/20, 11:26 pm

Now This: Artists protest immigrant detention with skywriting

Robert Reich: Monopoly mayhem—Corporations win, workers lose.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Racist, Sexual Preditors, and Con-men:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп scandals pass by, lose spotlight to new Трамп scandals
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s cognitive test revealed
  • The Late Show: Mount Rushmore Presidents leave Трамп’s 4th celebration early
  • WaPo: What Mary Трамп’s book tells us about “dysfunctional” Трамп family
  • Randy Rainbow: Poor deplorable troll:

  • Now This: Clammer says Трамп’s climate agenda is “treason”
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп remixes the Independence Day speech
  • Rachel Maddow: Rep. Adam Schiff, Трамп commuting Stone an appalling attack on rule of law
  • WaPo: Трамп’s tax returns and other Supreme Court rulings, explained by Ruth Marcus
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп RANTS about fake news reaction to MT. Rushmore 4th of July speech!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Трамп workout
  • Jordan Klepper versus Трамп supporters.
  • The Late Show: A mystic caterpillar makes sense of Kayleigh McEnany’s address
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп threatens to take away casinos
  • Mother Jones: The Supreme Court just told Трамп, “You’re not above the law.”
  • Foundation Singers: Amazing waste:

  • Rachel Maddow: William Barr “decapitates” third U.S. Attorney’s office looking at Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: Did The Dotard fake his SAT scores
  • Sarah Cooper: How to cognitive
  • The Late Show: Трамп ass-kissing garbage makes a horse sing
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп EXPLODES on Brett Kavanaugh after taxes case!!!

Anthony Anderson: Political monologue.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

ТрампPlague:

  • Chris Hayes: How Трамп’s hurricane Maria response foreshadowed his coronavirus failure
  • Sarah Cooper: How to mask
  • Now This: Watching FAUX News coincides with higher COVID-19 death rates
  • The New York Times: How ICE helped spread the coronavirus
  • WaPo: Трамп vs. the coronavirus:

  • Chris Hayes: GOP is becoming a pro-virus party before our eyes
  • Matthew Buechele: If people today were on the Titanic….
  • Trevor: Growing up in the time of corona
  • Rachel Maddow: Coronavirus follows Трамп on tour
  • Now This: Bill Nye conducts a mask experiment
  • Chris Hayes: The last person we should trust with safety of kids
  • Vox: How humans are making pandemics more likely
  • The Late Show: Mount Rushmore Presidents leave Трамп’s 4th celebration early

Roy Zimmerman: The Orange County Rolling Acres Senior Center Cannabis Club

Now This: Joe Biden and Ady Barkan on the future of long-term healthcare.

Black Lives Matter:

  • Jaboukie Young-White in quarantine
  • BuzzFeed: Why police reform doesn’t work in the U.S.
  • AJ+: I was nearly lynched on Independence Day
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Police body cam shows George Floyd’s last word was “please”
  • Anthony Anderson chats with Bubba Wallace
  • Lauren Mayer: Stand Up and Act (Words Are Just the Beginning)
  • The New York Times: What it means to be policed in America
  • VICE News: Are the Boogaloo Bois a national security threat?

WaPo: Biden’s $700 billion economic plan, in 4 minutes.

The Late Show: Aliens discover racist Tucker Carlson.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread July 10

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/10/20, 8:28 am

The Seattle City Council has committed to defunding the police department by 50%. Will replacing police duties with people from other city departments work? Will it provide better service? Will it reduce police shootings and other escalation of force? Will it reduce crime? I don’t know. But the status quo is not working.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Today’s Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/8/20, 8:27 am

Tim Eyman is a horse’s ass. But he’s also the only one of the Republicans running for governor who I had any idea about. Who else is running? Wasn’t there some guy who wasn’t going to enforce gun laws? Is he doing anything recentlOHGOD.

In a long-running lawsuit, a woman accuses police and deputies in Ferry County of failing to properly investigate when she reported a pattern of rape and molestation spanning 12 years of her childhood.

Among the defendants is Loren Culp, who is now the police chief in the town of Republic and a Republican candidate for Washington governor. The lawsuit alleges Culp and two other law enforcement officers intimidated the victim, threatened to charge her with making false claims and failed to report her allegations to child welfare authorities as required by law.

Of course a lawsuit filed isn’t the same as all of the accusations proven. But yikes.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Election 2020: Trump slides

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/7/20, 7:47 pm

Biden
Trump
> 99.9% probability of winning
< 0.1% probability of winning
Mean of 375 electoral votes
Mean of 163 electoral votes


Electoral College Map

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Lousiana Maine Maryland Massachusettes Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia D.C. Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

Electoral College Map

Georgia Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Delaware Connecticut Florida Mississippi Alabama Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia D.C. Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

My previous analysis of the Biden-Trump head-to-head polls was way back in early June, in part because the dynamics of the race didn’t seem to be changing much. Trump is slowly slipping in the polls, as the COVID-19 epidemic worsens in the U.S., as Trump resists movements for police reforms, and as we learn bizarre things like Trump not responding to Russian bounties on American soldiers in Afghanistan.

After 100,000 simulated elections, the results are not surprising. Biden wins 100,000 times and Trump wins 0 times. Biden received (on average) 375 to Trump’s 163 electoral votes. In an election held now, Biden would have a greater than 99.9% probability of winning and Trump would have a less than 0.1% probability of winning.

Basically, if the election was today, Biden would win in a landslide.

Trump has a serious electoral college problem. Many swing states are now trending strongly for Biden, including Florida, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Other swing states are pretty solidly in Biden’s camp, like Arizona, Colorado, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. Even Ohio trends slightly toward Biden. Iowa and Texas are in toss-up territory, but leaning slightly toward Trump. Remarkable!

The trend over the past couple months are clear from from a series of elections simulated every seven days using polls from Jul 2019 to the present, and, at each point in time, including polls from the preceding month (FAQ).

There is, of course, plenty of time to turn this trend around. Still, Trump’s bizarre and impulsive behavior will make doing that very difficult.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/6/20, 8:27 am

I saw my parents for the first time since the quarantine started over the weekend. We had a socially distanced, masked walk and a picnick. It was a relatively low risk thing, but it was still nervous making. I was glad to see them, but still I don’t know.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/3/20, 9:28 pm

Now This: Sen. Mark Warner on cleaning up national parks.

BuzzFeed: How Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos will make 1 million dollars during this 7 minute video.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Immorals, Incompetents, and Incontenents:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп was offered Bounty paper towels from Putin
  • Songify The News: Трамп v. Ramp
  • Lauren Mayer: Трамп will go down!
  • Now This: Senator Tammy Duckworth slams Трамп over Russian bounties
  • Now This: The Dotard’s guide to American history:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп calls with world leaders leaked!
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s 2020 election strategy in 25 steps
  • Samantha Bee: Трамп attacks our nation’s free press, part 1
  • Samantha Bee: Трамп’s ongoing attacks on our nation’s free press, part 2
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп denies VERY STRONGLY knowing Ghislaine Maxwell
  • Mark Fiore: Make fireworks great again!
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп’s last minute, hastily put together, totally unrehearsed “Happy Canada Day” speech.
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard watches Hamilton on Disney+
  • Now This: Veterans call out Трамп over paid killings of U.S. troops

Samantha Bee: How to save the Postal Service

Now This: The fight to expand vote-by-mail before election day.

Trevor: The CIA is hiring.

Black Lives Matter:

  • Full Frontal: Mike Brown learns how to do the uprising thing.
  • WaPo: How to be anti-racist—It’s more than books, quotes and Blackout Tuesday
  • Vox: A brief history of police impunity in Black deaths
  • The Daily Show: Educate your White friends with Blacklexa
  • Jonathan Mann: Karen’s got a gun.
  • New York Times: Why some Black Americans need guns to feel safe in their country
  • The Daily Show: White people unnecessarily calling the cops on Black people
  • WaPo: “Enough is enough”—Seattle police clear protest zone after mayor’s executive order

Hasan Minhaj : Why doing taxes is so hard.

The Foundation Singers: NOVEMBER!

ТрампPlague:

  • John Oliver: Coronavirus IX—Evictions
  • Sky News: “Heading to pure hell”—Texas counts the cost of lifting coronavirus lockdown early
  • Randy Rainbow: COVER YOUR FREAKIN’ FACE!:

  • John Di Domenico: Трамп RANTS about all the names for Covid, then announces he is going to sue the Kung flu!
  • Roll Call: How to stay safe this July 4th
  • Now This: Biden, “Трамп doesn’t understand the basic facts of the COVID-19 crisis”
  • Jonathan Mann: Masks, I think they work (Sean Hannity remix)
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s Mt Rushmore speech on July 3rd (preview)

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Now This: Who is Ron DeSantis? (Narrated by Yedoye Travis)

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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July 1 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/1/20, 7:54 am

It’s depressing how the CHOP/CHAZ is ending. There was so much generated there. Art and community. A garden. But when self-declared security forces kill a Black child it’s tough to support the place.

None of this excuses the actions of SPD in the last month or so. None of this means tear gassing protesters is retroactively OK or that we can’t defund the police. Black lives still matter.

(Also wash your hands right now.)

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Monday Afternoon Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/29/20, 1:40 pm

(At some point I will get back on track with these.)

The Supreme Court had another goodish ruling (pdf, I haven’t read it yet since I’m on lunch) in a high profile case. I am still concerned that Roberts is a swing vote in these decisions.

It’s definitely good that we’re winning these (for lack of a better phrase) culture war cases. But the court ruled on an exact same law a few years ago. It stinks that we have to play defense. If Justice Kagan (or Garland) were the swing vote, it would probably be on better cases.

Anyway, go wash your hands right now.

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