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I know this is a few days old, but CNN decided to have a segment N Word Vs ‘Cracker’: Which Is Worse? Presumably, there was a pitch meeting at some point.

Producer 1: Did you hear that Trayvon Martin may have called George Zimmerman a cracker?

Producer 2: Are you pitching me a segment?

Producer 1: Yeah. Let’s make it a debate between that and the N-word.

Producer 2: What?!

Producer 1: You know. We’ll have LeVar Burton, and we’ll ask him when it’s OK to use that word.

Producer 2: I’m sorry. I must have heard you wrong. I thought you just pitched me that we would have the actor who played Kunta Kinte on our news show and ask him if it’s OK to use the N-word.

Producer 1: Yeah, that’s a good idea. But we’ll make it a debate about if that is as bad as calling someone who is stalking you a cracker to your friend you’re on the phone with.

Producer 2: Well, does anyone think they’re equivalent?

Producer 1: Sure!

Producer 2: This is a terrible idea.

Producer 1: This is CNN. Can I do it?

Producer 2: Fine whatever. If you need me I’ll be drinking myself silly and then pissing almost as fast as we piss away any remaining credibility.

Protests aren’t only happening in Egypt. Some Puget Sound area grocery store employees are also picketing for a fair contract:

Grocery store employees at four major supermarket chains in King County will be picketing from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Wednesday.

The employees from Safeway, Albertsons, Fred Meyer and QFC are picketing to promote a fair contract for 30,000 Puget Sound union workers.

The previous three-year contract expired on May 4th, but was extended into July for further bargaining on a new contract. The workers and grocery store management have been negotiating since March.

Workers say grocery store management wants to:

• Eliminate health care coverage for thousands of workers
• Cut holiday pay
• Offer no wage increases
• Take away paid sick days for Seattle workers and forbid others in the region from getting them
• Cut the “10 cent above minimum wage” guarantee for lowest paid workers

Next time you go grocery shopping, tell a manager you support the members of the three unions involved: UFCW 21, UFCW 367 and Teamsters 38.

Please join us for a pre-Independence Day celebration the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday evening at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Starting time is 8:00pm. Some people show up earlier than that for Dinner.

Can’t make it to Seattle tonight? Check out another DL meeting over the next week. Tonight the Tri-Cities chapter also meets. The Bellingham and Lakewood chapters will meet on Wednesday. And for Thursday, the Spokane and Tacoma chapters meet.

With 203 chapters of Living Liberally, including sixteen in Washington state, four in Oregon, and three more in Idaho, chances are excellent there’s a chapter meeting near you.

– It looks like Rodney Tom has fucked over transit in King County so badly, that he might as well put his dick in the tailpipe of a Metro bus at this point.

– To say nothing of the Columbia River Crossing.

– There might be a longer piece given the amount of time Lee and I dedicated to making fun of him, but Lou Guzzo has died.

– Congrats to UNITE HERE for their contract with Hilton.

– The metonymy of Olympia is especially galling

– Jean Godden is more confident than I am of the Tunnel Machine. Hope she’s right.

– The Teanaway is all things to Washington recreationists and wildlife lovers. Its North Fork road gives access to renowned trail destinations in the Alpine Lakes Wilderness and Wenatchee Mountains — Ingalls Pass-Ingalls Lake, Longs Pass, Van Epps Pass and remote Lake Ann. The river valley is in rain shadow, allowing car campers to enjoy sunshine when it’s drizzly west of the Cascade Crest. A wolf pack populates the river’s remote West Fork.

– Call your kids whatever you want, celebrities.

There’s something magical about opening a book from the library and seeing the card punched with a few dates. They have an electronic system so there’s no need to do that anymore, and the newer books don’t even have that ancient card. Still, at least 3 people picked out and, presumably, read this particular copy of Edmund Wilson’s Patriotic Gore. Twice in 1964 and once in 1972. There seem to be different methods of checking it out as one has numbers written next to it and one has WS (something to do with the West Seattle branch, perhaps?).

Of course, the library is more than a random question about where this book has gone. And I have rediscovered it in the time since I decided my computer should take a dip a few weeks ago. The mixing chamber* in the Central Library gave me the chance to stay a bit connected connected, and to post a little something.

Even since I’ve got the computer back in working order, I’ve still gone back and written some posts looking at the city, and checked out some books. It’s free for any Seattle resident, and I’d highly encourage you to check out your local branch.
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– Well, we have a budget, but Rodney Tom managed to fuck transit.

– Meanwhile in the Oregon legislature, they recognize that Citizens United is bullshit.

– A fast-moving wildfire killed 19 firefighters Sunday afternoon after the blaze raced through an Arizona community, a state forestry official told The Associated Press.

– On DOMA, the VRA and The Perfect Opportunity

– There was an interesting article in the New York Times Magazine over the weekend about one of the marijuana venture capital firms.

– Nothing to hide

Last week’s contest was won by milwhcky for his fourth in a row. It was the diner in Bloomfield, NJ where the famous last scenes in the Soprano’s were filmed.

This is a 5th Sunday, so for this one, this is related to a news event from the first half of 2013. Good luck!

Leviticus 3:17
So you and your descendants must never eat any fat or any blood, not even in the privacy of your own homes. This law will never change.

Discuss.

Susie Sampson’s Tea Party Report: GOP Invades Netroots Nation.

Behind the Scenes with The President & The First Lady at Gorée Island:

Same old party: Part 1.

Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: Justice Scalia’s hypocrisy.

DOMA Dies:

• John Oliver: DOMA, Prop-8, and Filibuster (via Slog).
• Stephen mourns DOMA’s death
• Chris Hayes: Massive DOMA reverberations
• Same old party: GOP on DOMA.
• Young Turks: Bert and Ernie…together at last!
• Justice Scalia’s DOMA dissent.
• Chris Hayes: GOP gay marriage foes going through stages of grief
• John Fugelsang: Gay love exists in over 1,500 species — gay hate exists in one:
• Stephen: Big Gay Round-up
• John Oliver: Republican’s reaction to DOMA

Ann Telnaes: Shooting the messenger.

White House: West Wing Week.

Darrell “Grand Theft Auto” Issa’s “Scandals”:

• Thom: Darrell Issa, “Fool me once!”.
• Bashir: ‘Car-thief’ Darrell Issa’s millions can’t buy the IRS scandal he wants
• Sam Seder: Issa’s IRS scandal turns out to be totally fake.

Adam Burke: The death of political comedy.

John Fugelsang and friends: Rick Perry & Chris Christie.

Ann Telnaes: Aiding and abetting journalism.

Where is Jon Stewart?

• John Oliver: Where is Jon Stewart?
• John Oliver gets Skyped by Jon Stewart.

Thom: The Reagan Revolution is an utter failure.

Mark Fiore: Wiretapping Saves!

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Killing the Voting Rights Act

• John Oliver blasts SCOTUS Voting Rights Act decision.
• Bashir: An outrageous display of judicial arrogance
• Sam Seder and Ari Berman: How the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act.
• Stephen on Supreme Court’s Voting Rights Act Decision
• Zina Sauners: Thomas Voting Rights

Thom: More Good, Bad, and Very, Very Ugly.

Susie Sampson’s Tea Party Report: Fetal masturbation .

WA’s “pot czar”: Federal govt. should sign a treaty with state.

#StandWithWendy:

• Young Turks: Does Rick Perry hate women?
• Sam Seder: #StandWithWendy is just the beginning
• Maddow: Texas’ ‘BLUE’ future seen in GOP abortion bill backlash
• Young Turks: Gov. Rick Perry’s diss of Wendy Davis.
• Pink Sneakers: Texas Sen. Dem. single handedly blocks GOP abortion bill
• Sam Seder: The power public figures have when they stand up….
• John Fugelsang: Dear Texas legislature, Jesus wasn’t anti-abortion, but he was anti-death penalty:
• O’Donnell: Unbelievable! GOP State Rep. explains the magic of “rape kits”
• Young Turks: Politician called ‘terrorist’ for heroic defense of women’s rights.
• Sam Seder: Rick Perry attacks female politician for being a teen mom
• Young Turks: Is Texas becoming a blue state?

Pres. Obama: sweeping climate change plan

Mental Floss: Drinks.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Just a reminder that the Trans* Pride folks are assembling at Seattle Central now, and the march is at 6:00. It’s a lovely day for a march and an outdoor event.

…The parade just turned up Pine. I didn’t bring my camera since I didn’t know if I was going to be here this morning. I’m also terrible at estimating crowds, but I’d say there were a couple hundred people marching. It took about 10 minutes for the crowd to pass walking at a regular pace for a march down the street.

I’m still trying to process what’s in the budget (.pdf). It was a rolecall on its way to passage in the Senate when I started writing this, and will pass the House shortly.

The fact that the loopholes are mostly still in place is problematic. And there is more money for education, but I’m not sure it’s enough for the McCleary Decision. Still, without structural reform, the best we can hope for is to put off the tough decisions until the next recession. So far from what I can tell, it could have been worse, but it still isn’t good.

Unlike the last dozen or so non-starts, I think this budget is actually going to be a budget.

Gov. Jay Inslee joined state lawmakers Thursday in announcing they had reached a deal on a $33.6-billion two-year budget, allowing the state to avoid a government shutdown on Monday.

Inslee issued a statement saying he expects the budget to pass and arrive on his desk before 5 p.m. Friday.

‘Course, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame that all those state workers will be temporarily laid off. I still haven’t seen the details. And oh God are we going to have transit? So many questions. I’m heading out to dinner, and will be away from my computer for several hours. But if we actually have something that looks like details after I get back, I’ll put up another post.

… In the Comments Roger has the Seattle Times article on it. Still, I don’t see the actual bill on the legislative website.

– Pam Roach loves herself some junket.

– The ugly SCOTUS voting rights flim-flam

– A budget framework is not a budget, the Senate.

– The AP is sure a news outlet.

– Now that more people are using Metro, it’s a perfect time to cut services.

– Ana Mardoll’s piece on #StandWithWendy is a work in progress, but I’m looking forward to coming back.

– And I hope that it’s a reminder to lefties everywhere, myself included, not to write off the South.

– Those of you on Instagram who want to follow Patty Murray, now you can.

Last night, like hundreds of thousands of other people, I watched from a thousand miles away as Wendy Davis spoke and spoke and spoke. She was amazing, and I’m sorry to say, I couldn’t help but contrast it with the cowardice you’ve shown all session. From your declaration that this session won’t have social issues, to your refusal to have a vote on pro-choice legislation you say you support, to your attempts to pry the safe leave from women who work in Seattle and are stalked or raped.

I’m afraid you don’t stack up very well. It turns out that state legislators can garner a lot of attention and support, but not when they’re for the powerful. That’s what people expect in these cynical times. They can garner attention when they help make people’s lives better.

I guess what I’m saying is, you were a sniveling asshole before. Now, you’re a sniveling asshole in the light of what a decent state legislator looks like, and that’s much worse.

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Carl Ballard

Following last night’s remarkable events in the Texas Senate chamber—an eleven hour actual filibuster followed by public disruption right down to the last second–Rick Perry has called for another special session. This one may have but a single piece of legislation on the table—the highly restrictive abortion bill the Republicans were unable to pass yesterday.

As I recently discussed, restrictive abortion laws translate into deaths of more women and teenage girls. It is not opinion, it is long established fact. In the U.S., restrictive abortion laws are also illegal—the Supreme Court has ruled them unconstitutional. The Texas law, besides restricting abortions to before 20 weeks, will effectively shut down most of the abortion facilities in the state.

If it passes, women and teen girls in Texas will die—because of the law.

What can Texas Democrats do about it? A filibuster is out of the question. Special sessions can be as long as 30 days!

But a Democratic walkout could work–that is, they can engage in a quorum block. The Texas Senate has 32 members, the Lt. Governor plus 31 Senators. The two-thirds quorum requirement means that the absence of 11 members shuts down voting. Currently the Texas senate is composed of 12 Democratic and 19 Republican Senators. This means that a group of 11 Senators is sufficient to shut down voting.

They might even flee the state like they did in 2003 during a highly unusual “mid-decade” redistricting move by Republicans. Eleven Democratic Senators fled Texas during a third special session:

…the minute it became clear the GOP was going to force the issue in the Senate by voting on a rule change, he said, the 11 executed their escape plan and broke the quorum. They grabbed bags already packed in their offices and boarded SUVs that took them to the airport, where two jets were waiting to fly them to Albuquerque.

The Democrats checked into a Marriott hotel in Albuquerque. The senators didn’t hide. They decided to call themselves the Texas Eleven, and even developed a logo – a silhouette of Texas inside the symbol for New Mexico under the words, “Never, Never, Never Quit.”

Eventually, one Democratic member, Senator John Whitmire, relented and returned solo to the chamber. The quorum block failed.

Sen. Whitmire is still in the Texas Senate (in fact, he is the longest serving member). So, Democrats would need a solid block of the other 11 Senators to pull off a shut down.

But Democrats were successful in blocking a quorum in 1979 that prevented a change in the Texas primary that would have benefited a Republican candidate. The story is told by former Lt. Gov. Bill Hobby (R):

The whole thing was a fiasco. In protest, twelve “Killer Bee” senators flew the Capitol to break a quorum. The “Worker Bees,” who stayed behind, spent each session haranguing the absentees, since we didn’t have the quorum necessary to transact any business. And we were in the very last weeks of the session with lots of legislation in the pipeline.

Before long, the Worker Bees put a call on the Senate. This action required all absentees to return. The Worker Bees sent the Texas Rangers to net the Killer Bees wherever they had flown. The fact was, for several days the Killer Bees had been hived up in Dora McDonald’s small garage apartment. Dora McDonald, Sen. Carl Parker’s chief of staff, lived only blocks from the Capitol. Her guests passed the time playing cards, arguing, and listening to each other snore. The Worker Bees continued to harangue them from the Senate floor.

One senator, Gene Jones, left the hive — he wanted to see his granddaughter. The Rangers heard that Jones was home in Houston. Photo in hand, they knocked on his door. A man who looked a lot like the picture opened the door. The Ranger asked him if he was Jones. He said yes. They arrested him and took him to Austin. He was Jones all right, but not Gene Jones. They had arrested Gene’s brother, Clayton. When the knock came at the door the senator had jumped over the back fence and stayed lost for another day.

The other possibility is for the House Democrats to flee the state. In fact, 52 Texas House Democrats fled the state earlier in 2003 during the regular session, as well. Of the 150 member House, a 2/3rds quorum is required, so that if 51 members are absent, the House shuts down. Currently there are 55 Democratic members and 95 Republicans. So…this isn’t out of the question.

Ultimately, it would be great if the Senate and House joined forces and every Democratic legislator left the state. They would likely endure fines and ridicule, but they would be saving lives of women and teen girls.

That kind-a makes it worthwhile.