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Genesis 5:1-3
This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth.

Discuss.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Sugar’s sweet (and bipartisan) subsidy.

The Handshake Heard around the Wingnutosphere:

Top 10 races for 2014:

The Republican’s 12 Days of Congress.

Stephen: Walmart and college graduates.

Mark Fiore: I’m an internet company, I’m the government.

The Baby Bargain:

Absurdity Today: This BAD SANTA leaves lumps of coal in your lung instead of your stocking..

Young Turks: Plane crash launches new Birfer conspiracy theories.

Ask the White House: Immigration Reform.

David Pakman: Mostly White people show up at Rand Paul’s event for Black people.

Remembering Mandela:

An inside look at the Washington Governor’s mansion.

WA bar owner will sue state if patrons not allowed to smoke cannabis in members only room.

Mental Floss: 26 interesting facts about beer.

Holiday tour of the Washington Governor’s Mansion.

The rap spoof video that pisses off Karl Rove.

The politics of landing Boeing.

Cillizza: The gun bill loophole you need to know about.

Ann Telnaes: McCain compares Obama to Chamberlain.

More Skirmishes in the War on the War on Christmas™:

Chris Christie’s bridge scandal explained.

Yes…the bipartisan campaign that rocked Washington.

Young Turks: Satan is causing trouble in Oklahoma.

Maddow: Senate Republicans engage in 4 days of obstructionism:

Stephen: Huckabee’s 12 days of ObamaCare (via Crooks and Liars).

This Week in the Republican War on Women™:

Sharpton: The Republican Grinches who are stealing Christmas.

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: Elian Gonzalez grows up…and Cenk tells an AWESOME story.

Pap and Sam Seder: The unrelenting war on the poor.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Keep Your “Motherfuckers” Germane

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This seems like a reasonable rule change for Seattle City Council committee hearings:

The new rules give the presiding officer at a council meeting the right to kick a commenter out of council meetings for up to 28 days (up from the originally proposed 14, since council committees may not meet for several weeks on end) for “outbursts” from the audience or from disruptions that block other people from speaking.

The new rules also limit public comment in front of committees to “matters within the purview of the specific committee or an item listed on that day’s agenda.” That change actually could broaden the scope of public comment at committees, because committee chairs currently have the discretion to limit public comment to items that are actually on their agendas. Public comment at full council would remain limited to items on the agenda.

However, to the chagrin of council members like Sally Bagshaw, who has been verbally abused by Stand Up America’s Sam Bellomio (who ran against Bagshaw this year) over and over, the rules don’t prohibit foul language or outbursts at the public speakers’ podium, as long as they’re relevant to legislation or the business of a specific committee.

As most of you goat fucking shit for brains know, I’m pretty pro swearing. And if you want to go in front of a meeting and use language that adults use, well, OK. But the worst thing at those meetings is when people decide to talk about something that isn’t on topic. Seriously, if I’m using my afternoon or evening to give testimony or report on it, don’t waste my time, or the time of the rest of the public, with some nonsense asides.

Unconstitutional

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The charter schools law that was passed by the voters last year was ruled unconstitutional by a King County Superior Court Judge.

But, Judge Rietschel concludes: “A charter school cannot be defined as a common school because it is not under the control of the voters of the school district. The statute places control under a private non-profit organization, a local charter board and/or the Charter Commission.”

In other words, charter schools may not be funded with state dollars dedicated to funding our state’s common schools.

On to the state supreme court.

Now look, in Seattle and for much of the rest of the state, the way the school board is structured is problematic. And the politics around school closures a few years ago was ridiculous. Still, there is a measure of accountability to the public in school districts.

This desire to get taxpayer money without any accountability is problematic. The proponents of these types of, ahem, reforms never want to structure school board races so the boards are more accountable, or to pay board members better so the job isn’t part time.

UW President Michael Young is an Embezzler

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UW President Michael Young just got a raise to $570,000 . But, under his hiring agreement, he would receive an additional million in “deferred compensation” if he stays through 2016.

Presumably, all this compensation is based on Young’s “fitness” to serve the lofty role as a University President. In creating that contract, the Board of Regents inherently expressed a belief that Young has the temperament, wisdom, and values to lead the state’s premier institution of higher learning—to serve as the state’s intellectual commander-in-chief, if you will.

But given his recent public statement, it’s a façade. Rather than serving as a thoughtful steward of our state’s intellectual life, he has succumb to FOX News style truth-is-whatever-makes-me-feel-redeemed punditry.

And that makes him an embezzler—after millions of our tax dollars.

I know, I know, that doesn’t sound like he is an embezzler in the classic sense. I mean, it’s not like he is actually stealing money he isn’t entitled to. And, granted, he really does have a contract for his salary. But hear me out….

You see, I used to believe that accuracy and truthfulness in describing things like “embezzler” were an important part of being a writer, thinker, and all-around good citizen. But, I’ve recently learned that intellectual honesty isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ve learned that sometimes it is okay to be incendiary to get people’s attention.

Where did I learn how to avoid being encumbered by truth? Why…from President Young, himself!

Last week, Young claimed that Washington State’s Guaranteed Education Tuition (GET) plan is “a strange program—a Ponzi scheme, essentially.” (ST link).

The statement is entirely inaccurate. GET is nothing at all like a Ponzi scheme. Calling it a Ponzi scheme defies the actual definition of a Ponzi scheme.

Such a statement coming from the U.W. President is absolutely stunning! Is it now okay for a University President to, essentially, lie to the citizens of the state. Is it moral for Young to belittle 150,000 families by suggesting they have invested in “vaporware” for their children that is really just the opposite (i.e. guaranteed)? Is it right for a University President to besmirch a functioning program that is the only sure financial path to a college education for many middle class Washington families?

Through a spokesperson we learn that Young’s use of “Ponzi scheme” is “a handy quip to explain what he perceives as the financial fragility of the GET program.”

The Seattle Times’ columnist Danny Westneat takes Young to task over his misleading words:

“No, GET is not like a Ponzi scheme, not at all,” said state Treasurer Jim McIntire, when I asked him about Young’s comment. “I would hope that what was going on here is that he misspoke.”

GET, or Guaranteed Education Tuition, is factually not like a Ponzi scheme, except in the most superficial ways. For starters, it’s an open book. Last month it got an “A” risk rating from the state actuary. It has $2.5 billion invested, in federal bonds and equity funds, that last year returned a healthy 16 percent.

Westneat’s “most superficial way” is, essentially, that there is investment and, therefore, risk—you know, like any insurance program, any retirement plan, loans, layaway, venture capital, real estate purchases, or even just investing in a college education. They’re all fuckin Ponzi schemes because someone is taking some kind of risk. Hell…by this definition even Young invested in a Ponzi scheme when he agreed to deferred compensation, because there is some chance he will not last until 2016. Man…what a gullible bozo to fall for that old Ponzi scheme!

But to be fair, we should hear Young’s side of the story. Westneat to the rescue:

“It’s incendiary, I admit,” Young said when I called him. “But this can be a real go-along to get-along community. You have to be a little incendiary around here to get people’s attention.”

Young said the GET program, because it’s a defined-benefit plan (it pledges to pay no matter what happens to the investments), is a ticking time bomb. He compared it to Detroit going bankrupt in part due to its crippling defined-benefit pensions.

“It’s 100 percent predictable that this is going to go south,” Young said. “It might be fine now, but let’s have this conversation six years from now. It’s going to need an infusion of capital to prop it up.”

That’s not what the state actuary predicts. But I can’t say who’s right.

I see…it’s because Detroit. Nevermind that there are 20,000 cities in the U.S. and the vast majority have not been crippled by defined-benefits pensions. There is a reason that Detroit went bankrupt, and the root cause isn’t the pension obligations!

So, that’s why I can say he is an embezzler. Not because he has stolen any money. He’s fine right now but, hey, let’s have this conversation two years from now. I’m just sayin’. And, it’s okay to be “just sayin’” in an incendiary way, because I’m just trying to get people’s attention. Think of it as a handy quip to point out the fragile position that Young put himself and the University in.

Thanks to President Young, truth be damned, we can all behave like FOX News pundits!

Open Thread 12/12

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– Crazy ass guesses about what Bertha ran into

– So it turns out selfish assholism isn’t a great way to run one of America’s premier brands.

– Yesterday I said our being near the top of signups for health care should probably be divided against state population. Here’s that, and it’s less yay Washington and more yay Vermont.

– I don’t know the difference between taxes and fees in the budget deal either. Maybe we can have a high earners income fee in this state?

– Boeing chief meets with union reps who opposed 777X deal (Seattle Times link)

– I’m digging Joe Posnanski’s 100 greatest baseball players list. Especially the ones I haven’t heard of.

We’re Number 4

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Washington is the state with the 4th most signups for health care via exchanges. Looking at the list, I think it’s in terms of raw numbers, so extra bully on us as a medium sized state.

More than 175,000 Washington residents have signed up through the state exchange to date, according to data on wahealthplanfinder.org. Many are newly eligible for Medicaid when the public health program expands in January.

More than 18,000 residents have signed up for qualified health plans that are sold through the exchange, and another 43,000 have filled out applications, but have yet to make payments.

Obviously, it’s a bit silly to make a state-by-state comparison. Some states will have more people who need the exchanges and some will have less. And unless you divide by population, it’s not that useful of a metric. Still, it shows that a governor and a legislature committed to making the exchanges work can make the exchanges work. Imagine that.

Can You Take A Transit Free Victory Lap?

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It’s kind of strange that the State Senate GOP (er, Majority Coalition (er, GOP)) are talking about how awesome things have been under their leadership.

From an unprecedented boost in support for K-12 education and the first college-tuition freeze in nearly three decades to a sustainable new state budget that was balanced without general tax increases, the Senate Majority Coalition Caucus racked up a remarkable list of achievements in its first year.

Your Caucus was pushing for differential tuition and you totally would have spent the money we’re getting from having a somewhat improved economy on tax cuts instead of education. Also much of that “boost” to K-12 education comes from teacher pay, and that’s not really a boost so much as moving money around within education.

But it’s that “remarkable list of achievements” that caught my eye, since they didn’t even propose a transit package: They killed the Columbia River Crossing and didn’t replace it with anything. In the wake of the I-5 bridge collapse they decided low taxes was the priority. They heard King County ask to tax itself and they’ve pissed away any time to make it happen.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottlePlease join us this evening for some politics over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Our normal starting time is 8:00pm.




Can’t make it tonight? Check out another Washington state DL over the next week.

The Tri-Cities, Bellingham, and Vancouver, WA chapters also meet this evening. On Thursday the Bremerton chapter meets. The Centralia chapter meets on Friday. And next Monday, the Aberdeen, Yakima and Olympia chapters meet.

With 212 chapters of Living Liberally, including eighteen in Washington state, four in Oregon, and three more in Idaho, chances are excellent there’s a chapter meeting near you.

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

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So we got a few flurries, but not much during work. It’s sort of sticking but not really. Since I’m safely on my way home, and since it probably won’t stick, I couldn’t be happier with the prospect of snow before it warms up.

With that said, moisture offshore will move inland and as that collides with our cold atmosphere, there’s a chance of snow for all of us later today. The coastal communities will see the snow first (a WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY is in effect for the Long Beach Peninsula through 11pm Tuesday) as 1-2″ of snow is likely. We won’t see that much in the way of accumulations across the lowlands, but the chance of light snow will greet us later today.

Did you have anything where you work? Are you dreading the prospect of shoveling your walkway, small as it may be? Do you have kids who you are are hoping won’t miss school tomorrow? Are you just making a nice lentil soup so what the hell, you can have a walk in the snow if it comes and warm up after?

Open Thread 12/9

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– I try not to link to the same blog twice in one open thread, but there are two really good pieces at Seattle Transit Blog recently. So please, either read this about standing on the bus or this on the rail options to Ballard. But not both!!!

– 6 questions for the media about the Soho anti-prostitution raids

– In the larger context, note that when the Obama administration moves the U.S. Embassy to the Holy See closer to the Vatican, the right deems it “anti-religion.” When conservative slam the pope’s economic views, that’s fine.

– Things that aren’t gaffes if they’re fine in context aren’t gaffes.

– I knew most of the Mark Driscoll is terrible stuff here, but it’s helpful to see it in one place.

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