– The story of the Indian shirt story is pretty fascinating.
– There’s a shooting happening in Fort Lee.
– Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. In conclusion, look at his fucking necklace.
– White Center needs more bike parking.
– Why not blame a rain delay on Obamacare too?
– I don’t know what one does with a used fire boat, but I think I would like one.
– Solid diplomacy there, UK.