- Dear the Stay-at-Home Daughters Movement; Even by the standards of purity movement, you are creepsville.
- Dear the guy whose superPAC opposed Congressman DeFazio; Pay your damn taxes.
- Dear anti-abortion groups; I already knew you were awful, but this is low, vile, disgusting and awful even for you.
- Dear Mars Hill; You are gross. Just a reminder.
- Dear murder weapon enthusiasts; You aren’t helping your cause.
- Dear everyone complaining about how there’s a do nothing Congress; No! Have a little look at the important work Dana Rohrabacher is doing!