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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/1/24, 11:04 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Kat Abu: FAUX News dudes are freaking out over wives voting
  • Robert Reich: Can Democrats flip the House?
  • Ari Melber: Harris prosecutes case against Трамп as his dark rhetoric intensifies in final days
  • Jordan Klepper: Rally together!
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп says he’ll be women’s protector
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard challenges Liz Cheney to a wrestling match
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance works at 🍔McDonalds🍔 (part 2)
  • The Late Show: Election stress plagues 69% of Americans
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп campaign backpedals after racist, fascist Madison Square Garden fally
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Fuck you, America
  • LegalEagle: These lawsuits will determine the election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s garbage truck fail and JD Vance on “normal” gay guy vote
  • Laura Benanti: ♫ Kamala Mamala Wal(t)z ♬:

  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Big Emergency ♬
  • Stephen: Harris trolls Трамп with “YMCA” & Musk’s family compound
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп fails campaign fundamentals but keeps wildcards up his sleeve
  • Bill Maher: The Christmas Eve shoppers of politics
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The one person who did not deny Трамп wants Liz Cheney executed is Трамп
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Losing!
  • The Onion: The elderly vote
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s MSG Rally—Misogynists, Sociopaths and Gropers ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon—creepy Tucker Carlson’s daddy Трамп
  • Steve Shives: You deserve an explanation
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Der Dotard’s Face ♬:

  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Democracy Goes!…A Broadway election parody based on the hit musical “Anything Goes” ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Don’t Worry (Election edition) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s spooky Halloween nightmares EXPOSED!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Cheating!
  • 60 Minutes: What Трамп’s mass deportation plan might look like if he wins the election
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ Touch of Yay/Blue Landslide 2024 ♬
  • Ari Melber: Is Трамп “blowing it?” Closing message boomerangs
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп’s vile history with Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Harris says, “Turn The page” & Puerto Rico firestorm engulfs Трамп campaign & flaming ballots
  • Robert Reich: Is Трамп lying or just losing it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—An Island of Floating Garbage ♬
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Трамп’s Top 10 Lies About His Economy
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ MAGADU ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Russian influence becomes a feature of American elections when Трамп is on the ballot
  • Jimmy Kimmel: A special monologue for the Republican in your life
  • Parody Project: ♫ We Thank You ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп climbs into a garbage truck & Harris gets her campaign into women’s bathrooms
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s embarrassing garbage stunt might be his most surreal photo op ever
  • Robert Reich: “Love-fest” my ass
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Helpful Hints on Planning for Your Post-Election Hideaway ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s transphobic closing argument must be rejected
  • John Leguizamo: Will Latino voters ride for Трамп after racist rallies?
  • Liberal Redneck: Exactly how bad was Трамп’s big MSG rally, anyway?
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico insult could cost Трамп PA & Beyoncé, Michelle Obama rally with Harris & WaPo’s Big Fail
  • The New York Times: I help run elections in my Pennsylvania county. The Right is being lied to
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп the MAGA Fascist ♬:

  • HipHollywood: Black men read “Project 2025” and share their unfiltered reactions
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s NUTTIEST rally of all time at MSG & Clueless Klux Klan shows up in force
  • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris will make the super rich pay more, not you
  • Chris Hayes: New details on Трамп plan to empower Elon Musk and RFK Jr
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard is in the garbage business
  • Tommy Campbell: Steve Bannon HECKLED by inmate and it’s hilarious
  • Stephen: Трамп’s spooky garbage man costume & protect the women & Julia Roberts—Vote any way you want
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Vance Plans to Push Трамп (down the stairs?) ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп & the GOP pounce on Biden’s “garbage” gaffe
  • Jabari Jones: 80 years agi
  • Ari Melber: Трамп flees his own racist rally. Harris on offense after MAGA MSG debacle
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s Madison Square Garden rally
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Bohemian Трампsody ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s racist opening act
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Whether We Like It Or Not ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on Трамп’s xenophobic MSG rally & mass deportation plan
  • Kat Abu: How abortion bans affect women who aren’t pregnant
  • The Late Show: “Whether the women like it or not”—The Dotard’s creepy vow to protect women
  • Champnella: To all the girl dads—Vote. For her.
  • Joy Reid: Superstar Janelle Monáe decries women killed by Трамп abortion bans
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Petty Little Tyrant with the Fringe on the Top ♬
  • ONN: New Трамп ad shows montage of people he’ll kill if elected
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Using the language of Hitler, Трамп calls Americans “garbage” all the time
  • Michael Kosta: Meet JD Vance’s likability coach, Nathaniel Gordon
  • Fishbone: ♫ RxPxOxS ♬:

  • Parody Project: ♫ That’s Amoral ♬
  • The Late Show: WaPo Won’t Endorse
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s spinning over Hitler comparison, jumps at Biden’s “garbage” comment & what is a Black job?
  • Robert Reich: Will Трамп still be in your life 40 years from now? Here’s why he might be
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Unhinged ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Frankly, I have won
  • Steve Shives: Трамп sues CBS News for editing an interview . . . with Kamala Harris?!
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп is un-American
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп’s Puerto Rico fallout spreads as he insists he’s “Not a Nazi”
  • Epic Rap Battles of History: ♫ Трамп vs. Kamala ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—LA Times & WaPo don’t endorse
  • Tommy Campbell: Rudy Giuliani LOSES penthouse apartment to election workers
  • ScaredKetchup: Joe Rogan Трамп interview—Shocking outtakes

ONN: U.S. deploys socially awkward men along border to deter migrants

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Robert Reich: Elon Musk’s worst nightmare
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is Totally A.I.* – – – – *abnormal idiot ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ The Nazi Trash ♬:

  • Steve Hofstetter: The real reason Ted Cruz is awful!
  • Brenna Perez: Red states sue to increase teenage pregnancy to have more seats in congress (no, really.)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once the liberals are locked up, what then? ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s dwindling crowds and MSG rally fallout vs. Kamala Harris’ closing argument
  • The Daily Show: Government weather control 101
  • Parody Project: ♫ Strangers on the right ♬:

  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Putin Sweet ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Melania spotted at In ‘N Out—No wedding ring?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hates You, Трамп Hates Me. (But He LOVES Himself) ♬

Robert Reich: The tax loophole billionaires die for

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/1/24, 7:49 am

Go vote if you haven’t yet. Shit’s important even if you don’t like Kamala Harris (I do). Shit’s important even if you don’t like Bob Ferguson (Complicated). Shit’s important even if you don’t give much thought to downticket. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by Tuesday. Fill it out on your commute or over the weekend. But get it in. And yeah, I encourage people everyone to vote straight ticket Democrats.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/30/24, 3:07 pm

– Hey Vancouver voters, if you dropped off your ballot at the Fisher’s Landing Transit Center, make sure it wasn’t burned in the arson attack. There’s still time to make sure that your vote is counted.

– I wish there were more details about the Diaz suspension.

– Sorry this is both late and undercooked. Weird day at work.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/29/24, 6:16 pm

DLBottle

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together tonight for conversation and good cheer over a drink. If you haven’t voted yet, fill out your ballot, drop it off in a nearby drop box, and then swing by The Roanoke proudly wearing your “I Voted” sticker.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/28/24, 8:08 am

Good news, everyone! My ballot has been counted. It’s very nice to just be able to go to the website (or get it texted to you, if that’s your thing) and confirm it for yourself.

If you’re in King County, you can confirm your ballot has been counted here. If you’re somewhere else in the state, type your country and ballot tracker into your favorite search engine, maybe turn off AI so it doesn’t tell you that the tracks of the horned ballot of Walla Walla County leaves tracks in the snow or whatever. Anyway, pretty easy.

And hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/25/24, 10:44 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Arnold Palmer’s golf club
  • ScaredKetchup: AI Mike Johnson on Трамп Arnold Palmer penis gaffe
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s not safe to send Трамп back into the White House ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: ♫ How much weirder can Трамп’s campaign get? ♬
  • Stephen: Obama star struck by Eminem and Gen. Kelly reveals Трамп admires Hitler
  • Robert Reich: The high cost of Трамп’s mass deportation plan
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard has Arnold Palmer on the “brain”
  • Ari Melber: Dictator warning
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans flail over Трамп’s Hitler praise and Трамп forgets how french fries are made
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s Hitler love revealed & Obama raps Eminem at rally
  • Tommy Campbell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s McDonald’s stunt blasted
  • Steve Shives: No, Трамп did not just work at McDonalds
  • Jon Stewart: Tim Walz on 2024 election and Harris campaign’s “big tent”
  • Parody Project: ♫ Not Going Back ♬:

  • SNL: FAUX News Kamala Harris interview
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris confirms in town hall that she believes Трамп is a fascist
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s McDonald’s fail EXPOSED!
  • Jabari Jones: Exhausted!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dance Little Dotard, Dance! ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s Arnold Palmer obsession exposed
  • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Come Together (2024 Election) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Whining
  • Tim Walz: Tim Walz addresses Трамп’s McDonald’s cosplay—He thought it was Halloween already
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп’s Football Freudian slip trading cards
  • Stephen: Трамп to play MSG & Tucker Carlson’s weird daddy issues & Beyoncé to rally for Harris
  • Michael Kosta: Exploring the case for ditching the Electoral College
  • Robert Reich: Трамп is bad at business
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s October surprise
  • Christopher Titus: Were you better off 4 years ago?:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Reporters must ask Трамп “What good things did Hitler do?”
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп gets an early start on failed election lawsuits
  • SNL Weekend Update: Emil Wakim on voting in the 2024 election
  • ONN: Трамп vows to outlaw electricity to secure powerful Amish vote
  • LegalEagle: Musk’s $1,000,000 voting lottery illegal?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s weird story about Arnold Palmer’s penis size, McDonald’s stunt
  • Parody Project: ♫ Save the Rich ♬
  • Founders Sing: ♫ November ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Do It For Our Country… 2024 Edition ♬
  • Stephen: Women are voting early & Harris courts Трамп-weary Republicans
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп confronted by voters and mocked for town hall fails
  • Michael Kosta: Giuliani goes broke while Elon Musk gifts millions in Трамп voter sweepstakes
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Old and tired
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Try To Remember ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп dreams of Arnold’s “putter” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard confesses he won’t pay for Mexican funerals
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Obama hits “loonier” Трамп as his WH chief of staff calls him a “fascist”
  • Robert Reich: Fascism backed by Big Money is a deadly combo. It happened in 1930a Germany, and it’s happening now
  • Steve Shives: Трамп can’t be trusted with the military
  • The Late Show: Трамп praises Hitler
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп’s McDonald’s shift & his “enemy within” threat
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Don’t Dissuade a Runaway Cruz ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Trump humiliated by David Bautista & Stormy Daniels
  • Tim Walz: The playbook
  • Stephen: Harris leads in early voting, deftly handles MAGA heckler & Трамп fixates on Arnold Palmer’s “putter”
  • Bruce W. Nelson and Lars Nelson: ♫ Donnie Chicken ♬
  • Robert Reich: Everything depends on the Senate
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Arnold Paalmer’s Dick ♬:

  • The Daily Show: Trump vs. Hitler—Spot the difference
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Kamala Harris
  • Ari Melber: Трамп campaign haunted by outrageous tapes and October surprise
  • Chris Hayes: Growing fears of Трамп fascism as election nears
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп is a fascist who praised Hitler and Hitler’s generals, John Kelly says
  • Jabari Jones: Step by step
  • Parody Project: ♫ Vote! Vote! Vote! ♬
  • Ross Childs: J.D. Vance works at McDonalds
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ The Трамп Makeover—A Rebranding Revolution ♬
  • The Late Show: Trump offers TMI about Arnold Palmer
  • Ronny Chieng: The gathering gamers unpack JD Vance’s dorkiness & 2024 election
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ MAGA-Putin Sheeple People ♬
  • Steve Shives: Are right-wing pollsters trying to manufacture a red wave?
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Arnold Palmer’s dick
  • LegalEagle: The most important election of our lifetimes
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Come In From The Ledge ♬:

  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Project 2025 Трамп’s FINAL Tour ♬
  • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris in 90 seconds
  • Michael Kosta: Tucker calls Трамп “daddy” and Kamala gets Beyoncé & election overload is killing Us
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ A, You’re Abom’nible ♬
  • The Onion: The one percent—American voter
  • Alex Wagner: Democrats see hopeful signs in early voting patterns
  • Taylor Tomlinson: Трамп’s french fry photo-op
  • Jordan Klepper: Do Трампers support his proposed purge?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп is not our father figure ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard on The Joe Rogan Experience
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris & Obama denounce “dangerous” Трамп who condemns John Kelly, not Hitler
  • Robert Reich: How we can expose xecret donors
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala will NEVER be Able to Match Трамп’s Record ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп dances for 40 minutes straight at campaign rally

Parody Project: This Land is Your Land

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Steve Shives: The phone plan for shunned Трамп voters
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Worst that America Has to Offer—Трамп ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Rudy Giuliani’s SHOCKING Трамп lawsuit revelation
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Tina Peters What Have You Done ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans are the Party of REAL Manly Men and More ♬
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Georgia’s Trailer Park Karen—The MAGA Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, deplatforming is good when Republicans do it?!
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Elon Musk in contact with Russia
  • Parody Project: ♫ Kavanaugh ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rhetorically Nervy, Basically Pervy ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/25/24, 8:03 am

– Boeing employees have rejected another contract. The company should probably not give its executives who fucked things up such great benefits if they weren’t willing to have a traditional pension for normal employees.

– Ted Cruz trying to bully trans kids in Oregon. Stay out of the Pacific Northwest, you creep.

– The 12th District legislative race is very interesting.

– The Storm endorsing Kamala Harris probably doesn’t move the needle, but gosh, what a delight.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/23/24, 8:00 am

Filled out my ballot last night. We have too many judges, but it’s nice to have voter guides to help with those. We’re going to elect Kamala Harris. We’re going to elect Bob Ferguson. We’re going to elect Democrats up and down the ballot. We’re going to defeat those gross initiatives. Seattle is going to pass a levy that’s more car centered than my ideal, but is still fine. We’re going to pick up seats in the legislature and back progressive candidates in local elections. Let’s go.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/22/24, 5:33 pm

DLBottleDLBottleBallots are out and voting has started in Washington State! It sure seems like a good time for a drink! For you too? Then please join us tonight at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Bring an extra layer and find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/21/24, 8:24 am

So, Boeing is offering a 35% raise and more money for their 401k. Not the 40% and a defined benefit for retirement. Better than the earlier offer that was rejected, but still not everything they asked for. It’s tough not to compare it to the gold parachute the bosses who actually harmed the company got.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/18/24, 10:22 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It Ain’t Over ’til the Cat Ladies Sing ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Banning the cows
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Crazy MAGA Scams You Won’t Believe ♬
  • John Waldron: SHOCKING 70-year-old video WARNED US about Трамп!
  • Parody Project: ♫ Everybody Knows ♬
  • Stephen: Georgia sets early voting record & Трамп says “tariff is my favorite word” & Walz dresses the part
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s uncensored jokes from Al Smith dinner
  • The Late Show: GOP attacks Harris over seasonal allergies
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon—Трамп decries the “Enemy from within”
  • VP Harris blasts The Dotard for calling of Jan. 6 a “day of love”
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Time To Say Goodbye ♬
  • Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow: Трамп tried AGAIN to pay Stormy Daniels to be quiet
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ The Wannabe Dictator ♬
  • Steve Shives: Harris will cut your taxes more than Трамп! Memo to “economic anxiety voters”
  • Desi Lydic: Harris & Obama appeal to Black male voters & Трамп claims he’s “father of IVF”
  • Dave Bautista shreds Трамп’s masculinity:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”, (The Acronym Song) ♬
  • Jabari Jones: What’s gonna happen
  • Stephen: Bob Woodward is certain Трамп is unfit to lead the country
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ring of Liars ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Hate
  • John Waldron: The stupid shit The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz says
  • Chris Hayes: Exhausted Трамп appears to fall asleep at campaign event
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets more erratic, doubles down on Kamala & do MAGA voters even KNOW what they’re against?
  • The Late Show: Will Bret Baier fucking let VP Harris finish?
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп will make overtime ILLEGAL!
  • Christopher Titus: Kamala vs Von Shitzenpantz—Why this vote matters more than you think
  • Robert Reich: How we take back the Supreme Court
  • Joy Reid: “Is he fit to do the job?” Трамп’s team says he’s “exhausted,” bails on even more interviews
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп gets lost in music & lies at economic forum as Harris boosted by GA early vote
  • Ross Childs: Supercut of JD Vance intros
  • The Late Show: Do you have the murder gene?:

  • SNL: Family Feud Election 2024
  • ABC News In-depth: Can you steal an election? America, are you OK?
  • Steve Shives: Why doesn’t Трамп try harder at being a phony?
  • Rachel Maddow: Calling BS on Трамп supporters who claim to be making a “business decision”
  • Desi Lydic: Kamala takes on FAUX News’s Bret Baier & Трамп rambles in Univision town hall
  • Stephen: Harris, “My opponent is weak & unstable” and out of context Трамп
  • Chris Hayes: Elon Musk’s “uniquely dangerous” and “unbearably awkward” campaign for Трамп
  • John Oliver: Election subversion 2024
  • Gov. Tim Walz: If this was your grandfather, you’d take the keys away
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s mad at “loser” Jimmy Kimmel again, holds a DOOZY of a Town Hall & attacks Kamala’s health
  • Ari Melber: Georgia 2024 “early vote” smashes records, as Harris hits Трамп with GOP teammates
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ New Study Shows Трамп Appeals to the Dumbest Among Us ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Harris turns Трамп’s words against him as she builds support among Republicans
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Supercuts
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about election integrity:

  • Ross Childs: ♫ J.D. Vance sings ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s bananapants boo-boo-bonkers Town Hall and VP Harris heads to FAUX News
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains his 39 minute dance rally
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ MAGA-Mash ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп grilled by Latino voters, brags about his “fertile mind” & lawyers try to pay off Stormy AGAIN!
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Melania Трамп breaks the Internet ♬
  • Chris Hayes: A despicable human being
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Bret Baier lied, and Kamala Harris forcefully responds
  • CNN: Georgia saw record turnout for first day of early voting
  • BlackSeptember: Трамп dumps MAGA morons
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s top hits (and misses)
  • WSJ: Why economists hate Трамп’s tariff plan
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп hogs the aux cord at Town Hall & Harris’s medical records show…hay fever?
  • Lewis Black: A message for undecided voters in the 2024 election
  • Nick Offerman: ♫ You Better Vote! ♬:

  • Troy Iwata: Who will Juggalos vote for?
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ AI Трамп—Rally songs ♬
  • The Late Show: Don’t call him daddy
  • Mr. Newberger: A day of love
  • ONN: Voters warned ballots flushed down toilet will no longer be counted
  • Steve Shives: Twelve seconds that reveal who Трамп really is
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 8 Great Reasons NOT to Vote for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s mental decline on display in final stretch to election
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Angry old man
  • Alex Wagner: “She’s ballin’, he’s stallin'”—Трамп fading in campaign’s home stretch
  • Stephen: Harris doesn’t fall for Baier’s bait on FAUX News & Трамп flops at Univision town hall
  • Tim Walz: “The idea makes me sick to my stomach”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s ALL-WOMEN Town Hall, says he’s the “Father of IVF” & Dave Bautista shreds Трамп’s Masculinity
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп agrees to FAUX News Town Hall with all-women audience

The Onion: Mayor explains why he changed city named after slave-owning founder to Salami Town

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • ScaredKetchup: Elon Musk Tesla Robotaxi FAIL!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What should we call Dotard ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ I Really Had to Cut You Off ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Bitch Is Back—Kristi Noem edition ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ My beard is nicer than Трамп (and smarter too) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reviews controversial film “The Apprentice”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Hard to Hear the Gospel (when your head is up your ass) ♬
  • Ali Velshi: New report details Трамп’s protection of Kavanaugh from sexual assault probe
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell hilariously MOCKED after urging pastors to break the law
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Robin Harper, Who Has Dedicated His Life to Jesus (and Hating) ♬
  • Kat Abu: Project 2025 is already here
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Трамп’s Badonkadonk—A MAGA Dance Party ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Why do some people really get mad about Columbus/Indigenous Peoples Day?
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Democrat-controlled hurricanes!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп helps support my songwriting habit ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Seagull Song ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/18/24, 8:14 am

Your ballot should have been mailed out recently. If you haven’t received it yet, you should soon. Have them postmarked or dropped off by November 5. But how are you going to vote? Here are some guides.

– Fuse has really stepped up in recent years with an explicitly progressive voter guide for the whole state.

– If you’ve in Seattle, The Stranger has been the gold standard for decades.

– The Labor Council has links to various local endorsements.

– The Sierra Club has endorsements if you want to look from an environmental perspective.

– Planned Parenthood and Pro Choice Washington have the endorsements to best protect reproductive freedom.

– As for me, I say vote for the Democrat if it’s them versus a Republican, and no on the statewide initiatives. There are a few races where both candidates are Democrats, but the more progressive candidates is pretty obvious.

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Wednesday Open Thread,

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/16/24, 8:30 am

The bus route for my commute goes by a high school a few stops ahead of mine. Depending on what after school events are going on, it can be pretty crowded. Because I’m in my 40″s, I generally don’t interact with them much. Anyway, it was standing room for me, and one of the kids offered me their seat.

At first, I thought it was a signpost of aging that I hadn’t prepared for. But the more I think about it, the cooler I think it was. When I was that age, I don’t think I would have given up a seat for someone my age unless they obviously needed it.

And the bus is a reflection of the larger society. So it is neat to see teens going out of their way to be polite, beyond what was the norm 20+ years ago. This has been, Carl overextrapolated from one interaction on public transportation.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/15/24, 2:15 pm

DLBottleWith three weeks to Election Day, Washington state ballots are about to drop. Let’s talk about it! Please join us tonight for some politics and a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/14/24, 7:52 am

Happy Indigenous People’s Day. I usually don’t post on holidays, but I want to note that KEXP is doing Indigenous People’s Day programming all day and it has been really great so far.

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