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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/6/24, 11:27 pm

Michael Kosta meets the Number 1 book banner in Florida

Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Biden

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Von Shitzenpantz’s Pick Hegseth embroiled in scandal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Immortal, Immutable (Incontinent, Incompetent) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Snake
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Why Are You Surprised When a Snake Hisses? ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s NEW fragrances DESTROYED in hilarious commercial dub
  • Steve Shives: Right-wing reporter hustles for job in Трамп administration:

  • Stephen: Biden pardon upsets Dems & return to Notre-Dame & The Dotard to annex Canada?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A song about naming Трамп’s Cabinet ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп heading to Notre Dame in Paris, GOP’s pretend outrage over Hunter & California Трамп-proofs
  • The Five 8: ♫ America the Stupidful ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Hegseth says he “won’t back down,” but he will as soon as Von Shitzenpantz names his replacement
  • Dixon White: Back from the future of MAGA 2025!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mister Трамп, Won’t You Make Me Ambassador to France? ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Kash Patel is the next J Edgar Hoover
  • Robert Reich: Why The Dotard won
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hawks new cologne, DeSantis eyed for defense secretary & more anger over Hunter pardon
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s cabinet is already a freak show of failure
  • The Late Show: CBS premieres a new “FBI” crime drama
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wicked—Popular Dictator ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth—A Horrible Man (but a beautiful song) ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп considers DeSantis over Hegseth & Zuckerberg dines at Mar-A-Lago
  • Tommy Campbell: Pete Hegseth sent his mom on TV over her scathing letter and it backfired
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The GOP—Marching to the Gaetz of Hell ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his ambassador to France
  • Stephen: Hegseth doesn’t have a problem
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Man WAS Above the Law (’til Трамп) ♬

Stella Magz: I promise I’ll do better

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the week

Pardon Me?:

  • Stephen: Pres. Biden should pardon everybody & Трамп picks Kash Patel to run FBI & Hegseth’s drunk history
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans OUTRAGED over Hunter Biden pardon, & Трамп & Elon’s Thanksgiving & wacky pick to lead FBI
  • Liberal Redneck: Joe Biden pardons Hunter Biden
  • Stella Magz: Joe Biden pardons his son Hunter
  • Christopher Titus: Biden’s shocking lie exposed!:

  • Lawrence: Трамп’s family pardon pushes Hunter Biden pardon out of top story slot
  • Steve Shives: Why I’m not mad about the Hunter Biden pardon
  • The Late Show: Who will President Biden pardon next?
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Biden has pardoned his son
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп nominates Kash Patel for head of FBI & Hunter Biden’s last minute pardon

ONN: Study finds more Americans buying firearms to defend selves from toddlers who found their guns

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/3/24, 4:07 pm

DLBottlePlease join us tonight as the DLBottlePlease join us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for an evening of politics and good cheer over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/29/24, 5:49 pm

The Daily Show tackles Black Friday, America’s biggest shopping day

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп is lying about other world leaders already
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Shoes, Трамп Watches, Трамп Guitars, and NOW…. ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп team in “knife fight” and aide is investigated, and Rudy Giuliani throws tantrum in court
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Kakistocracy ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Was Pam Bondi PAID OFF by Трамп?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Shall I Compare Трамп to a Summer’s Day? Probably not ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Anything Goes Again ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s terrible tariff plan & MAGA grifters on cameo
  • Bruce W. Nelson: “Трамп Guitars,” his latest grift
  • LegalEagle: How tariffs actually work
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Cabinet of Crackpots ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s new Attorney General pick is tied to Christian Nationalists
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Elon Is NOT Like You, and Does NOT Like You ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Yikes! Industries warn of devastating effects of Трамп’s tariffs; Трамп ignores his own poor record
  • The Daily Show: First Buddy—The sidekick that never leaves you. Ever.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Stand Back. Stand By. Get Ready for the Measles! ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Elon irks Трамп world, Gaetz won’t return to Congress and shouting matches at Mar-a-Lago
  • Chris Hayes: Remember the last time a country fooled around and found out?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA-Co ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert CAUGHT selling custom videos on Cameo
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pete Hegseth Song ♬
  • Mother Jones: Five things Christian Nationalists want for the Трамп presidency
  • Steve Shives: Transphobia must be confronted
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s loony cabinet gets final touches, Matt Gaetz joins Cameo & RFK Jr has more skeletons
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s Informative Tattoos ♬

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Such A Good Feeling Deactivating Twitter & Moving to Bluesky ♬

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Political Turkey

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/28/24, 10:22 am

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This year, avoid launching a genocide by sharing diseases with your hosts.

  • Seth Meyers: Late Night giving of thanks
  • The Daily Show: Thanksgiving turkeys—Delicious centerpiece or government mind control?
  • Steve Shives: Can we disagree and still be friends?
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian: The puritans are back!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Song of Thanksgiving ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ All I want for Thanksgiving ♬
  • Stella Magz: Rudy for the holidays
  • Eric Schwartz: ♫ Happy Thanksgiving, Anyway ♬:

  • Ross Childs: Happy Vancegiving, everyone!!
  • Dark Brandon: MAGA—The irony of complaining about illegals on stolen land
  • The Daily Show: Leslie Jones, Michael Kosta, & Desi Lydic help you survive Thanksgiving
  • Thanksgiving Classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving massacre!:

  • Liberal Redneck: How can we survive Thanksgiving 2024??
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ No Place for MAGA in Our Holidays ♬

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/26/24, 5:01 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for more adventures in politics. You are invited to stop by.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/22/24, 11:37 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart urges Dems to fight like Republicans and exploit loopholes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Mike Johnson, and Shaken Baby Syndrome ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Musk defends Gaetz amid sex trafficking allegations and Трамп cabinet adds Oz & McMahon
  • Desi Lydic: Bombshell Matt Gaetz testimony alleges sex trafficking a minor
  • SNL: Trump and Biden meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Though you may be worried, Трамп’s not ♬
  • Stephen: Gaetz proves too toxic for GOP Senators & Трамп’s unpopular cabinet picks
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Who’s Sorry Now? Election Edition ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: The Dotard’s clown car cabinet picks
  • Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz withdraws AG nomination!!
  • Ross Childs: Where has J.D. Vance been?
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп’s TV administration adds Dr. Oz and Linda McMahon
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 62 w/ AI Lauren Boebert, Bernie Sanders, Matt Gaetz, and MORE
  • Ari Melber: Трамп announces Pam Bondi as new attorney general pick
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп nomination song ♬
  • Stephen: GOP protects Gaetz & The Dotard picks McMahon to lead DOE & Dr. Oz’s dubious takes
  • The Late Show: Venmo’s advice for Matt Gaetz
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: Idiocracy:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Matt Gaetz accused of paying for sex, Трамп’s sentencing gets pushed & MyPillow Mike gets the shaft
  • Scared Ketchup: ♫ Trump vs RFK Jr on the POWER of Food! ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп’s cabinet picks are somehow even more insane this time
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Elon Musk is the new Melania ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s “National emergency” plan, GOP’s Gaetz cover-up, and RFK Jr.’s McDonald’s pic
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Proud Boys night out and no FBI checks for his cabinet
  • Scott Grinthal & Lauren Mayer: ♫ Matt Gaetz Is Standing Down ♬:

  • Michael Kosta: Which stocks should you buy during the Трамп administration?
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ I Thought the Tariffs ♬
  • Dark Brandon: A message from The Dotard to his Incel supporters
  • Stephen: Трамп’s not-so-happy-meal & Gaetz’s drug-fueled orgies
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It May be the G.O.P., but It No Longer Stands for “Grand Old Party” ♬
  • Ari Melber: “Shrinking” Трамп backs down as MAGA reckons with Gaetz collapse, GOP resistance & lack of “mandate”
  • Chris Hayes: AOC eviscerates Republican rep’s trans bathroom stunt
  • Steve Shives: Why, God?!

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Matt Gaetz’s bombshell sex allegations, Трамп’s shady squad & Don Jr’s unwanted attention
  • Stella Magz: Linda McMahon—World wrestling education….
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Morning Joe bends the knee to Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Matt Gaetz, He Rose so High, only to Fall so Far ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard chooses Pam Bondi to replace Matt Gaetz
  • The Late Show: GOP Senators give Matt Gaetz some thoughtful feedback
  • Seth Meyers: Gaetz out as more damning info surfaces, Трамп cabinet rocked by scandal
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler Phones The Dotard
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s shocking cabinet picks, Elon Musk spending every day with Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s body double conspiracy & Gaetz out as Attorney General
  • Stephen: Трамп picks Dr. Oz to run medicare & Ambassador Colbert? & Hegseth family values & praying for Трамп

John Oliver: TikTok ban

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: The Onion buys Infowars hilariously owning Alex Jones
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Was Nancy Mace a MAN? Just asking. ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Gaetz drops AG bid & Nancy Mace wages transphobic attack on Sarah McBride
  • Tommy Campbell: Don Jr. caught rubbing his gums at rocket launch and it’s hilarious
  • LegalEagle: The insane story of how The Onion bought InfoWars (and how Alex Jones is trying to steal it back)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Matt Gaetz’s Internship for High School Girls ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/19/24, 5:21 pm

DLBottleJoin us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for a pre-bomb cyclone drink, with festivities and discussions about all things politics. Please stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/15/24, 10:25 pm

The Onion: Scientist explains how climate crisis would be averted if Greta Thunberg just tried a little harder

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Future Attorney General Matt Gaetz is High School Neanderthal ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Wayne Gretzky partied with Трамп and RFK Jr.’s RIDICULOUS health post
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and Biden meet at White House; Трамп picks FAUX host Pete Hegseth for SecDef
  • Alex Wagner: Anticipating Трамп abuses, Biden pushes to bolster courts
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane cabinet taking shape, Jimmy interviews Marco Rubio & the bigliest election moments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What if Трамп suddenly disappeared ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп picks RFK Jr. to run nation’s health & Gaetz nom is a “Fuck you” to America & Gabbard is Aweful
  • The Late Show: Escape the news on Carnival’s new cruise
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard unleashes his cabinet
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Dotard and Melanie Marriage Therapy ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Should Democrats demand a recount?
  • Charlamagne Tha God Pleads to Трамп, “Leave the Constitution in one piece”
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s cabinet is junk drawer….
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп acts cordial with Biden while Gaetz, Gabbard, and Hegseth score nominations
  • Liberal Redneck: Takeaways from Трампp’s win, one week later
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new squeeze Elon Musk, comic book villain cabinet secretaries & Don Jr mocks Zelensky
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Plan—Transition from Democracy to Kakistocracy ♬
  • SNL: Cold Open for Трамп
  • Tennessee Brando: ♫ Hope They Enjoy CHEAPER EGGS ♬
  • Sidney Morss: Post-election dating
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп cabinet “shocks” Republicans and Gaetz resigns before “highly damaging” report
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Thank God That Kari Lake’s Gone ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s CRAZY cabinet picks and meeting with Biden
  • Stephen: Shock noms—Трамп picks Gaetz, Hegseth, Huckabee, Gabbard and Biden & Трамп’s cordial WH meeting
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ What Doesn’t F&@#-ing Kill Us Makes Us Stronger♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The New Трамп “Environmental Anthem” ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп humiliates Elon Musk by telling House GOP, “Elon won’t go home”
  • The Late Show: Трамп fills his cabinet with friends from the TV
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп nominates the Hamburglar
  • Tommy Campbell: Marco Rubio forgets he warned all about “con artist” Трамп
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп nominates RFK Jr. and Matt Gaetz in latest shock moves
  • Dulcé Sloan makes a time capsule of American art & culture before The Dotard bans it all
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Not See Country ♬
  • LegalEagle: All the crazy shit Трамп is going to try
  • Steve Shives: Democracy dies in disbelief
  • The Late Show: Republicans react to Matt Gaetz nomination
  • John Oliver: ♫ Reelection of the Felon von Shitzenpantz ♬
  • Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz of HELL
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп packs cabinet with more kooks, MAGA minions bootlicking Dotard & his fight with Gavin Newsom
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп nominates Matt Gaetz for AG
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cabinet—Misfits, Miscreants, and Malcontents ♬:

  • Stephen: Von Shitzenpantz taps Rubio & Noem for cabinet & Rudy’s tough times & how to move to Canada
  • Kat Abu: FAUX News’ outsized seat at Трамп’s table
  • The Late Show: Zelensky calling
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп may have gone too far with Gaetz elevation to attorney general
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп, Bobo & Putin’s darkest secrets revealed in POOTIE CALL 2!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: You Got an Enemy
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ KEEP the Immigrants, Deport the Racists ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins 2024 election, becomes first felon elected President

The Onion: Expert explains why, essentially, you’re fucked

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/12/24, 5:10 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for both celebrating electoral success in Washington state and lamenting losses nationally. Please stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/8/24, 10:55 pm

LegalEagle: How to kill the Electoral College

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to winning the election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп minion Elon Musk calls Jimmy a propaganda puppet & MAGA floats baseless election conspiracies
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ We Are Marching to Dystopia ♬
  • The Daily Show: Killing Mother Earth
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп win reveals USA’s true colors
  • Ari Melber: Confronting Трамп’s “red romp” with facts over fear
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ We Need A Little Xanax ♬:

  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Shaking Трамп Is Hard To Do ♬
  • Seth Meyears: The Dotard has won, now what?
  • Bob Levin’s Videos: ♫ Трамп is Now America’s First Fascist President!!! ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Reaction to Трамп victory
  • Vox: How Трамп’s second term will be different
  • Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers addresses the outcome of the 2024 Presidential election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The reason why liberals are upset ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Guess I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue (2024 edition) ♬:

  • Stephen: You are not alone. The world reacts to America’s decision
  • Jimmy Kimmel reacts to The Dotard winning
  • Brenna Perez: The most upsetting thing you can say to a Трамп supporter right now… (apparently)
  • Ronny Chieng: Biden & Harris vow peaceful transition and Трамп’s potential cabinet is a motley crew
  • ONN: Neo-Nazi pulls off surprise victory in long-held KKK district
  • The Late Show: Thank you, madam
  • Seth Meyers: Dems pledge to contain Трамп; Musk profits from Трамп win; pundits blame the left
  • Christopher Titus: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz won. What now?:

  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler reacts to The Dotard winning
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп’s election win & the media’s blame game
  • Robert Reich: What the felon’s victory means
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Luckily for us, we’ve got each other ♬
  • Steve Shives: Now what?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп wins election, but the FIGHT isn’t over
  • Stephen: Plunging back into the Трамп hole, VP Harris concedes, & we know what’s coming

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor Noah: We treated President Biden like SHIT!

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: Tucker Carlson claims a demon mauled him in his bed
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Advice for Трамп—When your microphone is smarter than you ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ We’re All Gonna Die ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Break Our Strike ♬:

  • Brenna Perez: Idaho counties ban vaccines while ALSO arguing abortion is bad for its population size…
  • Parody Project: ♫ In D.C. ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Football, The Flag, and Трамп. (It’s what Jesus would want for us) ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Hopelessly Devoted to Pu–tin ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: Giuliani runs out of places to hide from massive court penalty—and Трамп can’t help him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Gonna Do It! (Whether women like it or not) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ghost Dotard in the Sky ♬

Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Non-voters teach her how to not give a fuck about politics

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Election Day Open Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/5/24, 10:23 am

Big day today. There seems to be no relief or escape from this freaking election. So distract yourself with some more election-related stuff….

  • Stephen Colbert and John Oliver: Seems like something J.D. Vance might have done….
  • Kat Abu: How rigged Polymarket odds could be used to steal this election for The Dotard
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Scammed!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп simulates oral sex on microphone ahead of 2024 election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Take Down Your Trump Sign (Don’t Let People See You Backed a Loser) ♬
  • Steve Shives: Wake up, it’s ELECTION DAY!
  • Elle Cordova: ♫ The Ballad of the Ballot ♬:

  • Stephen: Gov. Tim Walz on hot dish, MAGA knuckleheads, guilty pleasures, and car repair metaphors
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Kamala Harris on SNL
  • Steve Kornacki: When to expect election results
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—America, life or death
  • The Late Show: Suddenly Iowa is the center of the political universe
  • Ross Childs: ♫ Ladies are VOTING?!??!?!?!!?!? ♬
  • Roy Zimmerman: ♫ Vote Him Away 2024 ♬:

  • The New York Times: The (WA) County that got every President right (since 1980)
  • Steve Shives: The Republican closing argument
  • John Oliver: ♫ Election 2024 ♬
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Should we trust election prognosticators?
  • SNL: 2024 pre-election
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    No Drinking Liberally on Tuesday (Election Day)

    by Darryl — Monday, 11/4/24, 8:28 pm

    DLBottle

    The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will NOT be meeting on election day (Tuesday). Unfortunately, our regular meeting place, the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, will be closed. There will be plenty of other candidate parties, party parties, and election watching parties around the city.

    We’ll meet again a week from Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 11/1/24, 11:04 pm

    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    • Kat Abu: FAUX News dudes are freaking out over wives voting
    • Robert Reich: Can Democrats flip the House?
    • Ari Melber: Harris prosecutes case against Трамп as his dark rhetoric intensifies in final days
    • Jordan Klepper: Rally together!
    • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп says he’ll be women’s protector
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard challenges Liz Cheney to a wrestling match
    • Ross Childs: JD Vance works at 🍔McDonalds🍔 (part 2)
    • The Late Show: Election stress plagues 69% of Americans
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп campaign backpedals after racist, fascist Madison Square Garden fally
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Fuck you, America
    • LegalEagle: These lawsuits will determine the election
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s garbage truck fail and JD Vance on “normal” gay guy vote
    • Laura Benanti: ♫ Kamala Mamala Wal(t)z ♬:

    • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Big Emergency ♬
    • Stephen: Harris trolls Трамп with “YMCA” & Musk’s family compound
    • Rachel Maddow: Трамп fails campaign fundamentals but keeps wildcards up his sleeve
    • Bill Maher: The Christmas Eve shoppers of politics
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: The one person who did not deny Трамп wants Liz Cheney executed is Трамп
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Losing!
    • The Onion: The elderly vote
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s MSG Rally—Misogynists, Sociopaths and Gropers ♬
    • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon—creepy Tucker Carlson’s daddy Трамп
    • Steve Shives: You deserve an explanation
    • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Der Dotard’s Face ♬:

    • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Democracy Goes!…A Broadway election parody based on the hit musical “Anything Goes” ♬
    • Parody Project: ♫ Don’t Worry (Election edition) ♬
    • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s spooky Halloween nightmares EXPOSED!
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Cheating!
    • 60 Minutes: What Трамп’s mass deportation plan might look like if he wins the election
    • Marilyn Dee: ♫ Touch of Yay/Blue Landslide 2024 ♬
    • Ari Melber: Is Трамп “blowing it?” Closing message boomerangs
    • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп’s vile history with Puerto Rico
    • Stephen: Harris says, “Turn The page” & Puerto Rico firestorm engulfs Трамп campaign & flaming ballots
    • Robert Reich: Is Трамп lying or just losing it?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—An Island of Floating Garbage ♬
    • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Трамп’s Top 10 Lies About His Economy
    • Randy Rainbow: ♫ MAGADU ♬:

    • Rachel Maddow: Russian influence becomes a feature of American elections when Трамп is on the ballot
    • Jimmy Kimmel: A special monologue for the Republican in your life
    • Parody Project: ♫ We Thank You ♬
    • Ronny Chieng: Трамп climbs into a garbage truck & Harris gets her campaign into women’s bathrooms
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s embarrassing garbage stunt might be his most surreal photo op ever
    • Robert Reich: “Love-fest” my ass
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Helpful Hints on Planning for Your Post-Election Hideaway ♬
    • Steve Shives: Трамп’s transphobic closing argument must be rejected
    • John Leguizamo: Will Latino voters ride for Трамп after racist rallies?
    • Liberal Redneck: Exactly how bad was Трамп’s big MSG rally, anyway?
    • Stephen: Puerto Rico insult could cost Трамп PA & Beyoncé, Michelle Obama rally with Harris & WaPo’s Big Fail
    • The New York Times: I help run elections in my Pennsylvania county. The Right is being lied to
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп the MAGA Fascist ♬:

    • HipHollywood: Black men read “Project 2025” and share their unfiltered reactions
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s NUTTIEST rally of all time at MSG & Clueless Klux Klan shows up in force
    • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris will make the super rich pay more, not you
    • Chris Hayes: New details on Трамп plan to empower Elon Musk and RFK Jr
    • Stella Magz: The Dotard is in the garbage business
    • Tommy Campbell: Steve Bannon HECKLED by inmate and it’s hilarious
    • Stephen: Трамп’s spooky garbage man costume & protect the women & Julia Roberts—Vote any way you want
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Vance Plans to Push Трамп (down the stairs?) ♬
    • Ronny Chieng: Трамп & the GOP pounce on Biden’s “garbage” gaffe
    • Jabari Jones: 80 years agi
    • Ari Melber: Трамп flees his own racist rally. Harris on offense after MAGA MSG debacle
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s Madison Square Garden rally
    • Marsh Family: ♫ Bohemian Трампsody ♬:

    • Steve Shives: Трамп’s racist opening act
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Whether We Like It Or Not ♬
    • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on Трамп’s xenophobic MSG rally & mass deportation plan
    • Kat Abu: How abortion bans affect women who aren’t pregnant
    • The Late Show: “Whether the women like it or not”—The Dotard’s creepy vow to protect women
    • Champnella: To all the girl dads—Vote. For her.
    • Joy Reid: Superstar Janelle Monáe decries women killed by Трамп abortion bans
    • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Petty Little Tyrant with the Fringe on the Top ♬
    • ONN: New Трамп ad shows montage of people he’ll kill if elected
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Using the language of Hitler, Трамп calls Americans “garbage” all the time
    • Michael Kosta: Meet JD Vance’s likability coach, Nathaniel Gordon
    • Fishbone: ♫ RxPxOxS ♬:

    • Parody Project: ♫ That’s Amoral ♬
    • The Late Show: WaPo Won’t Endorse
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s spinning over Hitler comparison, jumps at Biden’s “garbage” comment & what is a Black job?
    • Robert Reich: Will Трамп still be in your life 40 years from now? Here’s why he might be
    • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Unhinged ♬
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Frankly, I have won
    • Steve Shives: Трамп sues CBS News for editing an interview . . . with Kamala Harris?!
    • Christopher Titus: Трамп is un-American
    • Ronny Chieng: Трамп’s Puerto Rico fallout spreads as he insists he’s “Not a Nazi”
    • Epic Rap Battles of History: ♫ Трамп vs. Kamala ♬
    • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—LA Times & WaPo don’t endorse
    • Tommy Campbell: Rudy Giuliani LOSES penthouse apartment to election workers
    • ScaredKetchup: Joe Rogan Трамп interview—Shocking outtakes

    ONN: U.S. deploys socially awkward men along border to deter migrants

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    • Robert Reich: Elon Musk’s worst nightmare
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is Totally A.I.* – – – – *abnormal idiot ♬
    • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ The Nazi Trash ♬:

    • Steve Hofstetter: The real reason Ted Cruz is awful!
    • Brenna Perez: Red states sue to increase teenage pregnancy to have more seats in congress (no, really.)
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once the liberals are locked up, what then? ♬
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s dwindling crowds and MSG rally fallout vs. Kamala Harris’ closing argument
    • The Daily Show: Government weather control 101
    • Parody Project: ♫ Strangers on the right ♬:

    • Bill Hoover: ♫ Putin Sweet ♬
    • ScaredKetchup: Melania spotted at In ‘N Out—No wedding ring?
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hates You, Трамп Hates Me. (But He LOVES Himself) ♬

    Robert Reich: The tax loophole billionaires die for

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/29/24, 6:16 pm

    DLBottle

    The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together tonight for conversation and good cheer over a drink. If you haven’t voted yet, fill out your ballot, drop it off in a nearby drop box, and then swing by The Roanoke proudly wearing your “I Voted” sticker.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 10/25/24, 10:44 pm

    Electile Dysfunction 2024:

    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Arnold Palmer’s golf club
    • ScaredKetchup: AI Mike Johnson on Трамп Arnold Palmer penis gaffe
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s not safe to send Трамп back into the White House ♬
    • Liberal Redneck: ♫ How much weirder can Трамп’s campaign get? ♬
    • Stephen: Obama star struck by Eminem and Gen. Kelly reveals Трамп admires Hitler
    • Robert Reich: The high cost of Трамп’s mass deportation plan
    • Stella Magz: The Dotard has Arnold Palmer on the “brain”
    • Ari Melber: Dictator warning
    • Seth Meyers: Republicans flail over Трамп’s Hitler praise and Трамп forgets how french fries are made
    • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s Hitler love revealed & Obama raps Eminem at rally
    • Tommy Campbell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s McDonald’s stunt blasted
    • Steve Shives: No, Трамп did not just work at McDonalds
    • Jon Stewart: Tim Walz on 2024 election and Harris campaign’s “big tent”
    • Parody Project: ♫ Not Going Back ♬:

    • SNL: FAUX News Kamala Harris interview
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris confirms in town hall that she believes Трамп is a fascist
    • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s McDonald’s fail EXPOSED!
    • Jabari Jones: Exhausted!
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dance Little Dotard, Dance! ♬
    • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s Arnold Palmer obsession exposed
    • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Come Together (2024 Election) ♬
    • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Whining
    • Tim Walz: Tim Walz addresses Трамп’s McDonald’s cosplay—He thought it was Halloween already
    • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп’s Football Freudian slip trading cards
    • Stephen: Трамп to play MSG & Tucker Carlson’s weird daddy issues & Beyoncé to rally for Harris
    • Michael Kosta: Exploring the case for ditching the Electoral College
    • Robert Reich: Трамп is bad at business
    • Stella Magz: Трамп’s October surprise
    • Christopher Titus: Were you better off 4 years ago?:

    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Reporters must ask Трамп “What good things did Hitler do?”
    • Alex Wagner: Трамп gets an early start on failed election lawsuits
    • SNL Weekend Update: Emil Wakim on voting in the 2024 election
    • ONN: Трамп vows to outlaw electricity to secure powerful Amish vote
    • LegalEagle: Musk’s $1,000,000 voting lottery illegal?
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s weird story about Arnold Palmer’s penis size, McDonald’s stunt
    • Parody Project: ♫ Save the Rich ♬
    • Founders Sing: ♫ November ♬
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Do It For Our Country… 2024 Edition ♬
    • Stephen: Women are voting early & Harris courts Трамп-weary Republicans
    • Tommy Campbell: Трамп confronted by voters and mocked for town hall fails
    • Michael Kosta: Giuliani goes broke while Elon Musk gifts millions in Трамп voter sweepstakes
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Old and tired
    • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Try To Remember ♬:

    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп dreams of Arnold’s “putter” ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard confesses he won’t pay for Mexican funerals
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Obama hits “loonier” Трамп as his WH chief of staff calls him a “fascist”
    • Robert Reich: Fascism backed by Big Money is a deadly combo. It happened in 1930a Germany, and it’s happening now
    • Steve Shives: Трамп can’t be trusted with the military
    • The Late Show: Трамп praises Hitler
    • Jon Stewart: Трамп’s McDonald’s shift & his “enemy within” threat
    • Bill Hoover: ♫ Don’t Dissuade a Runaway Cruz ♬
    • ScaredKetchup: Trump humiliated by David Bautista & Stormy Daniels
    • Tim Walz: The playbook
    • Stephen: Harris leads in early voting, deftly handles MAGA heckler & Трамп fixates on Arnold Palmer’s “putter”
    • Bruce W. Nelson and Lars Nelson: ♫ Donnie Chicken ♬
    • Robert Reich: Everything depends on the Senate
    • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Arnold Paalmer’s Dick ♬:

    • The Daily Show: Trump vs. Hitler—Spot the difference
    • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Kamala Harris
    • Ari Melber: Трамп campaign haunted by outrageous tapes and October surprise
    • Chris Hayes: Growing fears of Трамп fascism as election nears
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп is a fascist who praised Hitler and Hitler’s generals, John Kelly says
    • Jabari Jones: Step by step
    • Parody Project: ♫ Vote! Vote! Vote! ♬
    • Ross Childs: J.D. Vance works at McDonalds
    • StrangeTunes: ♫ The Трамп Makeover—A Rebranding Revolution ♬
    • The Late Show: Trump offers TMI about Arnold Palmer
    • Ronny Chieng: The gathering gamers unpack JD Vance’s dorkiness & 2024 election
    • Bill Hoover: ♫ MAGA-Putin Sheeple People ♬
    • Steve Shives: Are right-wing pollsters trying to manufacture a red wave?
    • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Arnold Palmer’s dick
    • LegalEagle: The most important election of our lifetimes
    • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Come In From The Ledge ♬:

    • StrangeTunes: ♫ Project 2025 Трамп’s FINAL Tour ♬
    • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris in 90 seconds
    • Michael Kosta: Tucker calls Трамп “daddy” and Kamala gets Beyoncé & election overload is killing Us
    • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ A, You’re Abom’nible ♬
    • The Onion: The one percent—American voter
    • Alex Wagner: Democrats see hopeful signs in early voting patterns
    • Taylor Tomlinson: Трамп’s french fry photo-op
    • Jordan Klepper: Do Трампers support his proposed purge?
    • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп is not our father figure ♬
    • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard on The Joe Rogan Experience
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris & Obama denounce “dangerous” Трамп who condemns John Kelly, not Hitler
    • Robert Reich: How we can expose xecret donors
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala will NEVER be Able to Match Трамп’s Record ♬
    • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп dances for 40 minutes straight at campaign rally

    Parody Project: This Land is Your Land

    Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

    • Steve Shives: The phone plan for shunned Трамп voters
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Worst that America Has to Offer—Трамп ♬
    • ScaredKetchup: Rudy Giuliani’s SHOCKING Трамп lawsuit revelation
    • Dark Brandon: ♫ Tina Peters What Have You Done ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans are the Party of REAL Manly Men and More ♬
    • StrangeTunes: ♫ Georgia’s Trailer Park Karen—The MAGA Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene ♬
    • Steve Shives: So, deplatforming is good when Republicans do it?!
    • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Elon Musk in contact with Russia
    • Parody Project: ♫ Kavanaugh ♬
    • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rhetorically Nervy, Basically Pervy ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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