Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Preznit Elect Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- Stephen: Jan 6, Трамп’s day of love & Jeffries, “We will fart hard”
- Liberal Redneck: All the recent MAGA drama
- The Other Brother: ♫ Gulf of America ♬
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ Kiss the Ring ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп gets fact-checked, faces backlash over lies about CA wildfires
- Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ In the Year 2025 ♬
- Kat Abu: I cracked the code to Трамп’s unhinged nominee picks
- Rachel Maddow: Five things to know about Pam Bondi, Трамп’s (second) pick for attorney general
- Marsh Family: ♫ Turd on a Wire (The Elon Musk Song) ♬:
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Alito, a Back I Can Scratch ♬
- Desi Lydic: GOP promotes The Dotard’s Greenland fantasy while fires rage in LA
- The Late Show: Трамп’s Ozempic tariff
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares he will make January 6th a federal holiday
- Dark Brandon: The sentencing of convicted felon Трамп (animated cartoon)
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Jan. 6 lies are a necessary part of his plan to pardon the rioters & attackers
- Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everybody’s Coming ♬
- Steve Shives: Facebook chooses Трамп over truth
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Felon Muskmelon ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants to buy Greenland!? Bromance with Elon on the Rocks & Zuckerberg kisses the (brown) ring
- Seth Meyers: Трамп’s insane press conference about Greenland, Jack Smith, Gulf of Mexico
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Listen to the smelt
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Kamala Harris was the personification of the return of the peaceful transfer of power
- Alex Wagner: Трамп veers into bizarre fixation on adding neighboring countries as states
- Jabari Jones: V.P. Трамп—Tune me OUT!
- Tommy Campbell: Don Jr.’s Greenland visit destroyed and it’s hilarious
- Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Elon Town ♬:
- Ari Melber: Musk busted for abusing MAGA role in crypto plot, GOP budget chief debunks DOGE
- The Other Brother: ♫ Panama, Canada ♬
- Desi Lydic: Trump ratchets up call to annex Canada & Greenland
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп win certified on insurrection anniversary
- Darrin Bell: Watch META go full MAGA as Mark Zuckerberg axes fact-checking
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп to Rename Panama Canal ♬
- J-L Cauvin: Von Shitzenpantz reacts to being a felon-President
- Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to annex Canada and Greenland after admitting he lied about inflation
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ K-POP HIT—“I’m Gonna Lie Tonight” by B(DT)S ♬
Vox: Should fluoride be in our water?
Peanuts:
- Stephen: Great-grandpa Joe & ex-Presidents salute Jimmy Carter & Denmark claps back & Zuck’s community notes
- Desi Lydic: Trump & Obama chat at Carter funeral while GOP politicizes LA fires
- WaPo: Carter’s casket arrives at the Capitol
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп at Carter’s funeral ♬
Knotheadusc: ♫ Bluer than Blue ♬:
Miscellaneous Deplorables:
- Steve Shives: Christian prophet predicts God’s wrath for President Biden!
- Darrin Bell: See how MAGA Republicans responded to the devastating LA fires
- The Late Show: Your Jan 6th gift guide
- Dark Brandon: Rudy Guiliani is slowly making his way to jail
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Need to Be Poor (So the Rich Folks Can Stay Rich) ♬
- Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz gets destroyed over crazy new face and fringe show
- Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz’s debut at his new “job”
- Legaleagle: Matt Gaetz report is out and it’s bad
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Billionaires—What to do With Them? ♬
- Steve Shives: White nationalism and the H-1B visa debate are inseparable
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
