SNL Weekend Update: Bernie Sanders drops out.

Stephen: Barack Obama endorses his former VP, lays out the ways Joe Biden outshines The Dotard.

Seth Meyers: Jane Fonda declares the age of fossil fuel is over.

Tooning Out: Former DNC Chair Terry McAuliffe on the art of begging donors over Zoom

SNL: RBG Workout.

Obama SLAMS Трамп & McConnell in epic call to action.

The Late Show: New species fills President Obama’s pauses.

Now This: The climate crisis is destroying this tribe’s way of life.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s female reporter detector reveals mommy issues
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Fauci”, a parody of the 1925 song, “Dinah” by Harry Akst
• Stephen: Dr. Jon LaPook answers your questions about CoViD-19
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes shares the moment he realized how badly coronavirus would affect the United States
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs Fauci & Easter at home
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m just checkin’ in with you
• Now This: Spread of COVID-19 in the U.S. vs. the world
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп mourns Brian Dennehy
• Samantha Bee: This week in “things that shouldn’t surprise us”—COVID-19 is extremely racist
• Bill Maher: Panic porn
• The Daily Show: The Dotard makes a big breakthrough on testing
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m number one on Facebook
• Jonathan Mann: Total Authority, No Responsibility:

• Seth Meyers: John Oliver appreciates Dr. Fauci’s discipline while working with Трамп
• The Daily Show: The Dotard blames everyone but himself for the coronavirus epidemic in the U.S.A.
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Epidemic
• Bruce W. Nelson: A song about Mike Pence’s soul
• Trevor: What are the craziest coronavirus conspiracy theories?
• Stephen: Трамп’s mishandling of the CoViD-19 crisis is confirmed by Dr. Fauci
• Mark Fiore: A very unstable coronavirus briefing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Yet another quarantine monologue
• The Late Show: Трамп’s name is on the checks
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on covid-19 immunity compared to 6 other diseases (common cold, HIV, SARS, and more)
• Bruce W. Nelson: You’re no king! (But you’re sure a drama queen)
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House Briefing
• John Oliver: Coronavirus IV
• Trevor: Трамп attacks the WHO & Kellyanne can’t count to COVID-19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп blames WHO and rushes to “open up America again”
• Stephen: While Трамп plays the blame game, Governors will set the pace on reopening the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: If The Dotard Трамп could sing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Obama endorses biden & Трамп endorses himself
• The Late Show: Germophobic wrestler calls out Florida Governor
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver shares how panicked he feels about coronavirus
• Samantha Bee: Michael Lewis explains why we should have seen the pandemic coming
• Trevor: Is Fauci the sexiest man alive?
• The Daily Show: The missing February section of Трамп’s propaganda video:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s brain is not a metrics guy
• Seth Meyers: Трамп looks to “reopen” the economy after NYT coronavirus bombshell
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs The Rock—Is WWE an essential business?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hail To the Chief, a modern parody
• Stephen: Give The Dotard a radio show and maybe he’ll stop holding these marathon coronavirus briefings
• Now This: Трамп draws criticism for cutting funds to WHO
• Jimmy Kimmel: George Stephanopoulos & Ali Wentworth on having COVID-19
• WaPo: How Трамп and the World Health Organization ended up on a collision course
• Bill Maher: Bill’s home box office
• The Late Show: President Трамп reveals his internal decision-making metrics
• Seth Meyers: Трамп repeats coronavirus failures in push to “reopen” economy
• Bruce W. Nelson: Nice try!:

• John Di Domenico: Trump says FUCovid!
• Vice News: Kamala Harris—Трамп has abandoned his role as President
• The Daily Show: Human sacrifice, a Fox News special
• Now This: How Dr. Anthony Fauci became America’s doctor
• Stephen: Трамп can lie about his coronavirus record, but people remember his early inaction on the threat
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп gives coronavirus update
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s failed coronavirus response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Another quarantine monologue
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes thinks Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings are dangerous
• Roll Call: Could Трамп force Congress to adjourn to allow for recess appointments?
• Bruce W. Nelson: A Poem for The Dotard Трамп, by Mangy Fetlocks

Tooning Out: Donny Deutsch gives Biden’s campaign a sexy rebrand

Samantha Bee: The Elizabeth Warren emergency reassurance zoom

SNL: Bernie Sanders address the nation.

Taina Asili: La Alegría [The Physical Distancing Remix].

Vice News: The law banning Congressional insider trading isn’t enough to stop it

Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes lays out the worst-case scenario for the 2020 election

Conan interviews Joe Biden’s campaign manager.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders wants voters to be protected in November.

Samantha Bee: How to legislate from home with Rep. Katie Porter.

John Oliver: OAN.

Robert Reich: How CEOs are ruining America

Bill Maher interviews Al Gore on the Climate.

ТрампPlague:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants his coronavirus failures to be “quickly forgotten”
• The Late Show: This year, consider praying from home
• Samantha Bee: The Трамп administration isn’t social distancing from its usual B.S.
• Stephen: President Трамп botches pandemic response and shifts coronavirus testing to the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m replacing that old Jesus with my hero, Dotard Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s happy Good Friday!
• Wired: NASA astronaut’s guide to sheltering-in-place
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is optimistic
• Trevor: Why coronavirus is Hitting the Black community hardest
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts on coronavirus treatment after months of denial
• Me: Protect yourself going to the grocery store in a pandemic:

• Now This: Obama warned the U.S. to prepare for a pandemic back in 2014
• Francesca Fiorentini: Why it PAYS to be European during COVID-19
• Stephen: Social distancing rules left to the states while Трамп refuses to issue national stay-at-home order
• Mother Jones: Трамп’s press conferences are just infomercials now
• The Daily Show: The Dotard’s best word bracket—THE FINALS
• Trevor: Talking coronavirus with medical professionals & politicians
• Now This: Chris Cuomo opens up about his experience with COVID-19
• Sky News: Black and hispanic people ‘twice as likely to die’ in US from COVID-19
• Bruce W. Nelson: “We’re Talkin’ Trump” blues
• Seth and Amy: Really!?!—McConnell blames impeachment for Трамп’s COVID-19 response
• Lauren Mayer: “Is he really going out again?”

• Mark Fiore: Jared’s coronavirus task force
• Conan: Jesus’s socially distant Easter plans
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп will protect us
• The Late Show: Trump won’t be following CDC recommendations on wearing masks in public
• Now This: Трамп had plenty of warnings and still ignored the coronavirus
• Randy Rainbow: ANDY!
• Vox: The big lesson from South Korea’s coronavirus response
• AJ+: Why South Korea’s death rate is Lower than U.S.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s a cheerleader
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic exposes economic inequality
• Stephen: Pod Save America crew—Трамп’s coronavirus briefings offer dangerous mixed messages
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to MOVE Easter!:

• Late Night coronavirus PSA
• Lauren Mayer: I love a Governor
• Ari Melber: Трамп fact-checked for dangerous coronavirus claims
• Trevor: Трамп won’t wear mask as U.S nears “Pearl Harbor” moment
• MetalТрамп: Bleed
• The Late Show: A sweaty Mark Esper attempts to defend the firing of a navy captain over his COVID-19 warning
• Bruce W. Nelson: Jared!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants everyone to forget he ignored repeated coronavirus warnings
• The Daily Show: The winner of the Трамп’s best word bracket

Full Frontal: True American heroes—Katie Porter’s props.

Roll Call: Three ratings changes put Senate majority within reach for Democrats.

Bill Maher: Rain or shine monologue.

Winlar: Millionaires paid by billionaires:

Tooning Out The News: Season 1 Premiere.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders, bowing out of the race, gently breaks the news to supporters.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: Stay home and fill out your 2020 census!

Jimmy Fallon: Joe Biden talks quarantine campaigning and COVID-19 response.

Bill Maher: Working from home.

#ТрампPlague:

• Desi Lydic talks to literally the hottest doctor in America
• WaPo: Sean Hannity wants to rewrite history on FAUX’s coronavirus coverage.
• The Late Show: King Kong makes a nonessential visit to the Empire State Building
• Bruce W. Nelson: Don-a-rrhea!
• Vox: Coronavirus is not the flu. It’s worse.
• Trevor: Gun sales are up, jobs are down & Dr. Fauci faces threats
• Stephen: Jonathan Karl is on the front lines of Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings
• Seth Meyers: Трамп brags about his ratings during coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: The Dotard thinks medical professionals are stealing masks.
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп tries to help Georgia
• The Late Show: Bob Dylan sings lengthy songs about U.S. Presidents to help pass the time during the quarantine
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus for her!
• Bill Maher: New Rule: Worst responder:

• John Oliver: Coronavirus Part III
• Francesca Fiorentini: Is the economy trying to kill us?
• Mark Fiore: Are you smarter than a grownup?.
• Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—Change we can believe in
• Now This: Brutal political ad calls out Трамп coronavirus testing failures
• Jaboukie Young-White: The search for a coronavirus vaccine
• Bruce W. Nelson: Three cheers for Трамп’s TV ratings!
• WaPo: What Трамп has said about China and the coronavirus
• BuzzFeed: Disaster expert reveals common mistakes of social distancing
• Trevor: The Dotard’s “new tone” on coronavirus
• The Late Show: Трамп claims hospitals are hoarding medical supplies
• Robert Reich: How to prepare for the Трамп recession
• Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders discusses COVID-19, Medicare for all and coronavirus stimulus
• Jimmy Dore: DR. Fauci calls Jimmy Dore & is frank:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп goes golfing during the coronavirus.
• Stephen: America’s obsession with Gov. Cuomo has gone to a weird place
• Now This: Chris Mann’s quarantine parody of Adele’s “Hello”
• Mother Jones: The Трамп administration ignored Warren’s and Murray’s pandemic preparedness questions in 2018
• OPR: Jesus Christ cancels return to earth amid pandemic
• Daily Show: Trump’s new coronavrius strategy
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin debunks 10 coronavirus myths
• Full Frontal: An honest coronavirus briefing from the White House
• Trevor chats with Bill Gates on fighting coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: Now has come the time
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп takes action for Louisiana.
• Trevor: Leadership during coronavirus—Where Does Трамп stack up?
• Lauren Mayer: When Gramma braved the line at Costco:

• Stephen: Speaker Nancy Pelosi on how we go forward has to have transparency and accountability
• Lars von Retriever: Metal Трамп—Down with the Sickness (disturbed)
• Trevor: The Dotard Трамп—“Tiger King” President
• Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on Трамп’s coronavirus response
• Jimmy Fallon: “Weird Al” Yankovic turns “One More Minute” into a social distancing anthem
• Now This: Why abortion should not be limited during the COVID-19 pandemic
• The New Yorker: Why social distancing is our best chance at beating coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: The devil has come
• Seth Meyers with some coronavirus news
• The Late Show: Трамп unveils the latest medical testing technology
• J-L Cauvin: Helpful Трамп says to follow Dr. Fauci
• Trevor: Gavin Newsom on handling the coronavirus in California

Full Frontal: You’ve never seen anything like this.

Bill Maher chats with Sen. Bernie Sanders

Samantha Bee: The 2020 election—What do you have to lose?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

BuzzFeed: The 2020 census explained by puppies and kittens.

Winlar: GFOAD:

The Dotard Трамп And Other Agents Of Death:

• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket—Round 3
• Bruce W. Nelson: Social distance has weakened my resistance
• Minute Physics: How to tell if we’re beating COVID-19
• Trevor: Dr. Fauci answers questions about coronavirus
• Now This: Arizona man dies after trying Трамп-suggested coronavirus “cure”
• Seth Meyers: White House and Senate reach deal on coronavirus stimulus package
• Rachel Maddow: Fighting COVID-19
• Chris Hayes: If there are not sufficient ventilators, people will needlessly die
• Lauren Mayer: Teaching at home
• Daily Show: PSA for the unwanted groceries
• Jonathan Mann: Let all the old people die:

• Wired: ER doctor explains how they’re handling COVID-19
• Trevor: States enforce quarantines to discourage travel
• Now This: Survivor recalls 1918 flu pandemic that killed 50 million people globally
• Mark Fiore: Grand Ol’ Death Cult.
• The Daily Show: The gift that keeps on giving—Love toilet paper
• PSA: Stay the fuck at home!
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID dance, opus 19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lashes out as Americans remain under lockdown
• Trevor: Трамп & the “cure worse than the problem” debate
• Now This: Viral poem describes living through the coronavirus pandemic
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs God on Easter
• Samantha Bee: COVID-19 is the world’s worst coworker
• Daily Show: Remembering when coronavirus was contained
• Vice News: Трамп spent months saying everything is fine as U.S. coronavirus cases skyrocketed
• Randy Rainbow: social distance

• The Daily Show: Bleeping The Dotard’s lies
• Mother Jones: Трамп vs actual world leaders during a global pandemic
• Seth Meyers: Трамп fights with governors & reporters over coronavirus response
• Jordan Klepper versus Трамп supporters
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic compares to the Spanish flu
• Samantha Bee: The episode of ER no one asked to be a part of
• Vox: Why paid sick leave is essential to beating coronavirus
• Trevor: Faster tests, postponed Olympics & states on lockdown
• Vice News: Трамп’s dangerous and racist coronavirus name game
• Jonathan Mann: Gimme shelter in place
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to reopen America as coronavirus pandemic accelerates
• The Daily Show: Coronavirus briefings are the new Трамп rally
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence and The Dotard Трамп press conference
• Trevor: Трамп’s big plan to “pack churches” on Easter

Full Frontal: Shocking—Democrats negotiate with Mitch McConnell using his favorite move.
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Jimmy Kimmel: An interview with Vice President Joe Biden
• Full Frontal: Furry politics
• The Daily Show: FAUX News is very concerned about this presidential candidate’s brain

Full Frontal: Women of Congress dunking highlights

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

My Corona!

• Daily Show: Трамп puts his racism on full display with coronavirus
• Trevor: Quarantine Dispatch—Трамп gets serious & NYC shuts down
• The Atlantic: James Hamblin, M.D., answers your coronavirus questions
• Lauren Meyer: Can’t help touching that face of mine
• Conan’s guide to taking selfies while social distancing
• Robert Reich: What’s missing from the coronavirus bill
• The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air: We’re all in this together
• Samantha Bee: Beeing at home—Wash your hams
• Randy Rainbow: The CORONAVIRUS Lament:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Formal Friday, testy Трамп & the killers
• Daily Show: The future of handshakes
• Now This: Top 5 most shocking coronavirus stories this week
• Mother Jones: Трамп acts like a disaster movie villain
• Trevor: China recovers & U.S. Senators profit off the pandemic
• Ari Melber: From ‘hoax’ to war—Reversing course, Трамп invokes ‘war’ powers to combat coronavirus
• Daily Show: Inspirational achievements under quarantine
• AJ+: Your most Googled COVID-19 questions answered by an expert
• Trevor: Трамп’s bullshit corona cure & sad spring breakers
• The New York Times: How coronavirus racism infected my high school
• Now This: Bill Gates warned us about pandemics multiple times
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin answers 50 of the most Googled coronavirus questions
• John Oliver: Coronavirus II
• WaPo: Five ways to deal with coronavirus induced anxiety
• The Late Show: A special “social distancing” edition
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID 19 lullaby:

• The Atlantic: The great toilet-paper panic
• Conan: Homemade hand sanitizer
• Vox: How soap kills the coronavirus
• Lauren Mayer: We’re having a pandemic but I swear I’ve just got seasonal allergies
• Daily Show: Coronavirus thank force
• Mark Fiore: Keep your distance!
• Trevor: Extended thoughts on Трамп’s initial response to coronavirus

The Daily Show: Kosta’s stock trading tips

Misc. Dotard Трамп Crap:

• Bruce W. Nelson: Kiss that bottom (The Mike Pence theme song)
• The Daily Show: Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. play the Трамп’s best words bracket
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Sad But True
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket round 2

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg guest hosts the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Now This: Here’s why this Seattle millionaire CEO wants to be taxed more.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (sans coronavirus content!).

We’re All Gonna DIE!

• Stephen: Трамп hasn’t been tested for coronavirus despite possible exposure, and refuses to take precautions
• WaPo: Fact checking The Dotard’s address to the nation about coronavirus
• Trevor: Coronavirus misinformation & toilet paper panic
• Seth Meyers: Trump addresses the nation on the coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: Трамп keeps pretending coronavirus is no big deal
• Bill Maher: Surreal time
• Jimmy Kimmel: The 5 Stages of coronavirus
• Stephen: Neil deGrasse Tyson on coronavirus—Will people listen to science?
• Conan: Трамп downplays coronavirus
• Vice News: The Dotard wants to make sure you know who’s to blame for the coronavirus
• The Daily Show: PANDUMBIC (the official trailer):

• Trevor: Трамп’s coronavirus address, blooper reel included
• Lauren Mayer: There’s plenty of toilet paper for everyone
• Now This: Hillary Clinton defends Obama Admin from Трамп Theories, coronavirus blame
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The U.S. failed to have coronavirus tests ready for the public
• WIRED: Could mass quarantines in the U.S. work?—Health expert explains what you need to know.
• Seth Meyers: Markets plunge as a lifelong scam artist lies about coronavirus response
• The Late Show: The UW’s corona express
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus is not an excuse to be racist
• Now This: FAUX News coverage of coronavirus vs. ebola
• Stephen: Rep. Matt Gaetz forced to self-quarantine on Air Force One with The Dotard on board
• WaPo: What the 1918 influenza pandemic can teach us about the coronavirus outbreak
• Trevor: Combatting coronavirus with “social distancing”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts as coronavirus is declared a pandemic
• Rachel Maddow: Infection rate charts forecast steep rise in US coronavirus cases
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus fact vs. fiction
• Mark Fiore: The healthiest man on the planet.
• Mother Jones: Watch Трамп’s coronavirus hypocrisy in two simple clips
• The Late Show: Coming to a port near you—The bug boat
• Stephen: Daily life is changing for millions of Americans as coronavirus crisis grows
• Chris Hayes: How Трамп’s mistakes made coronavirus worse
• Daily Show: PANDUMBIC 2 (The sequel):

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is terrified of getting coronavirus
• Now This: Fact-checking Трамп’s coronavirus Oval Office address
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus state of emergencies, cheap flights and cancellations
• Trevor: Bill de Blasio—Confronting the coronavirus outbreak in New York City
• Stephen: The Dotard golfs while markets tumble and health officials rush to produce coronavirus tests
• Sky New: COVID-19 is ‘much, much worse than Ebola’
• Conan: Embark on a coronavirus-free solo cruise
• The Late Show: Introducing Boston hand sanitizer
• Trevor: Coronavirus impacts Tom Hanks, the NBA and monkeys in Thailand
• Stephen: Трамп, who has been exposed to coronavirus, tries to reassure the public that he’s in control

Vice News: This woman survived a mass shooting and is working to prevent the next one.

John Oliver: Sheriffs.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Life-long Scam Artists:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s family profits off policy meant to help low-income communities
• Robert Reich: Will The Dotard Трамп get reelected?
• Now This: Who is Mike Pence?
• Bill Maher: Ass kisser of the month:

• Daily Show: Трамп’s best words—Bracket edition
• Full Frontal: Don’t mess with Texas—The Longhorn state’s tussle with Trump’s border wall.

Now This: Here is what the world would look like with no oceans.

The Atlantic: The world without giraffes

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Stephen: Joe Biden threatens to fight a pro-gun voter in Detroit
• SNL Weekend Update: Biden is the front runner.
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 2
• James Corden: An old white guy won Tuesday’s primaries
• Bill Maher: Rachel Bitecofer—Election whisperer
• Stephen: Biden’s big Tuesday night
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 3
• Trevor: Biden wins big and beefs with a union worker
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The 2020 campaign must change shape in light of the pandemic

Vox: How San Francisco erased a neighborhood.

Samantha Bee: America’s gig-based economy gets zero stars.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Today is primary election day in Washington. So whatever you do, get that ballot in the mail or stuffed into a ballot box at a drop-off location. Normally, I would then suggest that you hightail it to the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for an evening of returns-watching and discussion over a drink.

This week we will not hold our weekly meeting. Washington state is still the epicenter of coronavirus in the United States, with 166 confirmed cases and 22 deaths. For times like these, it becomes prosocial to be antisocial (really, a-social).

Normally, we meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle starting around 8pm. With any luck we’ll be getting together again soon.

Samantha Bee: Health care sharing ministries ARE NOT health insurance!

The Atlantic: The truth about Stalin’s prison camps.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Plagues Upon the Nation:

• Late Night: The Dotard Трамп Cookbook
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Judge Rebukes A.G. Barr’s handling of Mueller Report as “misleading”
• Robert Reich: Mitch McConnell’s do nothing Republicans
• Lars von Retriever: Трамп Rocks—Hurt:

• Jimmy Fallon: Talk like Трамп
• Now This: Who is Jared Kushner?
• Jimmy Kimmel’s daughter is like The Dotard

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

We’re All Gonna Die!

• Vox: Why new diseases keep appearing in China
• Stephen: Трамп tries to project leadership as coronavirus spreads across U.S.
• AJ+: Afraid of coronavirus? Ok, but don’t be a racist
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver fought the urge to panic about coronavirus appearing in New York City
• Now This: Трамп spreads misinformation about coronavirus on FAUX News
• The Daily Show: The Трамп misinformation virus
• Stephen: Трамп contradicts his own experts on coronavirus response
• WaPo: The top food items to stock up on in case you are quarantined
• Chris Hayes: Трамп is trying to bullshit his way through the coronavirus outbreak
• Bill Maher: Panic(!) at the Costco
• Reflect: The Dotard screws up corona virus vaccine deployment schedule during big pharma meeting
• Conan: How to stop the spread of misinformation about coronavirus:

• Daily Show: Can’t find Purell?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп keeps lying about the coronavirus outbreak
• Stephen: Chris Hayes—Americans are unprepared for the disruption coronavirus may cause here
• Wired: An epidemiologist explains how to prepare for the covid19 pandemic
• Conan: A message from Corona beer
• Trevor: Coronavirus hits America
• Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Rodham Clinton on coronavirus response
• The Late Show: The Dotard has a hunch that coronavirus isn’t so deadly
• Seth Meyers: Трамп calls criticism of his coronavirus response a “hoax” as concerns grow
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп doubts coronavirus science
• Now This: Doctor calls out Трамп Administration for lack of accurate coronavirus tests
• Stephen: Трамп rails against a Democrat “hoax” as Americans brace for coronavirus disruptions
• WaPo: Inside the race to find a coronavirus vaccine and treatment
• The Daily Show: Трамп thanks Трамп for containing coronavirus
• Seth Meyers: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez talks coronavirus, the 2020 election and the youth vote

Trevor: Toxic PFA chemicals.

Vice News: The abortion Supreme Court case has high stakes for Louisiana and the U.S.

Twenty-twenty Vision:

• Stephen: Joe Biden’s big Win In South Carolina Spelled The End For Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Steyer
• James Corden: Super Joe Biden had a big Tuesday
• Trevor: Biden and Bernie’s big wins and Bloomberg’s big flop
• Now This: Elizabeth Warren ends 2020 campaign with vow to keep fighting
• College Humor: Presidential campaigns are so OBSESSED with me!
• The Late Show: Alter egos—Michael Bloomberg edition
• WaPo: How Joe Biden went from last place to front-runner in three days
• Conan: Joe Biden gloats about his age in a new campaign ad
• Seth Meyers: Late Night 2020 presidential debate
• Late Show: Alter egos, Elizabeth Warren edition
• Now This: What motivates swing voters in key states revealed with Jon Favreau
• Randy Rainbow: ANY DEM WILL DO!:

• The Late Show: Super Tuesday freak
• Songify the News: Joe Biden’s hairy legs
• Jimmy Fallon recaps super Tuesday results
• Stephen: Bloomberg suspends campaign after Biden wins big on super Tuesday
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a Super Tuesday hero
• Trevor: Biden wins South Carolina & Buttigieg and Klobuchar drop out
• Mew York Times: Super Tuesday is over. What just happened?
• Stephen: Candidates drop out!
• Conan on Pete Buttigieg coming out as a Biden supporter
• The Daily Show: Getting off to get out the vote
• The Late Show: Jim Anchorton investigates the South Carolina democratic primary
• James Corden: Super Tuesday Sexy Vinyl
• Jimmy Fallon’s goodbye super Tuesday candidates tribute:

• Stephen: Chris Hayes says Bernie Sanders will need blowout wins to overtake Biden’s delegate lead
• Conan: America isn’t ready for a President who is only 70
• Roll Call: Things losing candidates say
• Bill Maher: Take the money and run!
• WaPo: Campaign money—The billionaires who self-funded their 2020 runs
• Samantha Bee: Super Tuesday hangover
• Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Rodham Clinton on Joe Biden’s super Tuesday win
• The Daily Show: Super Tuesday primary results
• Seth Meyers: Super Tuesday sets up Biden-Sanders battle, Bloomberg drops out
• Conan: Joe Biden’s new campaign slogan

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Now This: Why bail reform is so necessary.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Please join us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together to process and discuss the Super Tuesday returns. I’m sure there’ll be lots of other stuff to discuss as well.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm. Stop by even earlier to catch the East Coast returns as they happen.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

Daily Show: Ten people making Black history

Lauren Mayer: Watergate Girl.

Now This: AOC shines a light on Black voter suppression & discrimination.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Trevor: 10th Dem debate in South Carolina
• Seth Meyers: Bernie Sanders’ rise prompts media meltdown, establishment panic
• Jimmy Kimmel picks Democratic running mates
• Stephen: Hometown hospitality with Senator Elizabeth Warren
• The Late Show: South Caroline-a-a-a
• Daily Show: Fading dreams—Candidate reintegration center

• Trevor: Bernie surges & Biden spins a South African arrest tale
• Stephen: Post-SC debate monologue
• Daily Show: Jordan Klepper & Roy Wood Jr. check in with Charleston’s Black voters
• AJ+: Why presidential candidates eat on camera ALL THE TIME
• Our Cartoon President: Democratic candidates brawl in South Carolina debate
• Bruce W. Nelson: It’s little comfort
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper Says Russia Is Succeeding in Sowing Chaos in the 2020 Election
• Daily Show: Would LGBTQ voters elect Mayor Pete?
• Wired: Voting expert explains how voting technology impacts the 2020 election

Taina Asili: “We Are Rising” around the world!

The Daily Show: Celebrating Black history.

Now This: How this Black woman is changing the architecture industry.

The Dotard Трамп:

• Stephen: Wall street panics after The Dotard unveils lackluster coronavirus response plan
• Seth Meyers: Democrats debate dictators while Трамп acts like one
• Jimmy Kimmel: Representative Adam Schiff on ending our national nightmare
• WaPo: Трамп’s border wall harms the environment, activists say
• Stephen: Трамп unconcerned as stock market plummets on coronavirus fears
• Bad Lip Reading: “State of the Union—2020”
• Mother Jones: How QAnon is mutating for 2020
• Jonathan Mann: Трамп cut funding to the CDC
• Mark Fiore: This is all so very normal!
• Trevor: The Dotard takes India
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is DEFINITELY NOT WORRIED about coronavirus
• The Late Show: A coronavirus PSA from Vice President Mike Pence
• Now This: Fact checking Трамп’s coronavirus press conference:

• Stephen: Трамп fears the coronavirus crisis will spoil his reelection campaign
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп washes his hands of the coronavirus
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper thinks The Dotard learned the wrong lesson from his impeachment
• Conan: Conan on Mike Pence’s cure for coronavirus
• Daily Show: Трамп has the coronavirus under control
• Bill Maher: The flus will not replace us!
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard says coronavirus is very much under control
• Robert Reich: Five ways William Barr is turning America into a dictatorship
• The Late Show: Donald Трамп is India’s newest cricket announcer

Greenman: Big news from Blackrock.

Bill Maher: New Rule—My way or the die way.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Come join us as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together tonight for some politics, food and drink.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho.

Samantha Bee: Black history month rewind.

Vice News: America’s infrastructure is crumbling.

Roll Call: How statehood is granted to U.S. territories.

The Dotard Трамп And Other Inept And Corrupt-As-Fuck Nutburgers:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Former prosecutor says that Трамп is “trying to destroy” national security institutions
• Farron Cousins: Congressman confirms Трамп tried to bribe Julian Assange
• Trevor: Трамп’s tremendous road since impeachment
• David Pakman: Трамп promised Assange pardon to deny Russia hack
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп takes risk putting political loyalty over expertise at ODNI
• Eric Schwartz: Don’t call yourself a Christian:

• Joy Reid: Former Congressman dangled Трамп pardon to Assange
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп to install loyalist with no intelligence experience as DNI
• Mark Fiore: Our emerging autocracy.
• Young Turks: Трамп SET OFF by FAUX host
• David Pakman: Трампists bamboozled by bogus pardon tweets
• Our Cartoon President: Cartoon Трамп’s first date w/CNN
• Now This: Who Is Mark Esper? Narrated By Mohanad Elshieky
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп attacks US intel over report that Russia backs his reelection
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Madhouse (Anthrax)
• Roll Call: “Lock him up!” Roger Stone sentenced to 40 months in prison
• Farron Cousins: Трамп throws tantrum after intelligence officials confirm election interference
• Sky News: Court hears that Трамп offered Wikileaks founder pardon for cover-up
• Ari Melber: Judge rebuffs Трамп, sends adviser Roger Stone to prison for three years
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Swalwell—It’s important to “name and shame” Russia after new meddling claims
• Lauren Mayer: Трамп’s growing pardons in the rose garden
• Randy Rainbow: No rules for the Dotard:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Warren on reports that Russia is interfering to help Трамп in 2020
• Our Cartoon President: Democratic candidates gang up on cartoon Mike Bloomberg
• Now This: Why these former Трамп voters are disappointed by the Dotard’s behavior
• Farron Cousins: Трамп under investigation for his farm bailout scheme
• Joy Reid: Mick Mulvaney admits “We need more immigrants”
• Young Turks: Трамп makes Twitter troll head of national intelligence
• Rachel Maddow: Prosecutor disavows Barr bigfooting of Stone sentencing

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Now This: How Sears secretly helped Black Americans under Jim Crow

Joy Reid: Republicans mail out fake census documents

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Mother Jones: Mike Bloomberg is way richer than people realize
• James Corden: Is another caucus fracas looming for Democrats?
• Vox: America’s presidential primaries, explained
• Daily Show: Getting to know Bernie Sanders
• Trevor’s ideal presidential debate
• WaPo: The Nevada Democratic debate in less than 4 minutes
• Joy Reid: Rep. Denny Heck (WA-10) on Russian interference in the 2020 election
• Now This: Funniest moments from the Nevada Democratic debate
• David Pakman: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) is trailing in Senate race.
• Robert Reich: The debate
• James Corden: Democrats go “all in” for Vegas debate
• Daily Show: Getting to know Joe Biden

Now This: Rashida Tlaib questions why 2020 census erases Middle Eastern & North African identity.

Robert Reich: How Democrats clean up the messes left by Republicans

Now This: Stacey Abrams on fair elections & her Black heroes.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

It’s Tuesday! And that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for an evening of libations-fueled political musings. Please stop by, if you can.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

Stephen interviews new American citizen, John Oliver.

Now This: Black women replace men in historical paintings

The New Yorker: How reënacting slavery became an education tool.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Liars, Thieves, and Snowflakes:

• Seth Meyers: Governor Gavin Newsom on suing The Dotard
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп loves to disgrace us with his presence
• Chris Hayes: How organizers plan to do something about The Dotard in 2020
• Robert Reich: Five ways Трамп has NOT drained the swamp
• The Late Show: Kim Jong-Un is miffed about Трамп and Oscars snubs
• Samantha Bee: Meet the impeachment managers
• Rachel Maddow: Rule of law already broken where it involves Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: No Man Left Behind (Трамп’s Guiding Principle):

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп wins best picture
• The Late Show: Introducing the President Трамп foundation line
• SNL Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on Трамп’s impeachment acquittal
• Chris Hayes: How to check Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: Oh Vladimir! (A Song of Love)
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Barr protect convicted felon Roger Stone and Bernie wins New Hampshire
• WaPo: Barr pushes back on Трамп comments attacking Justice Department
• Bill Maher: Rich daddy pays for it
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is drunk with power
• Bruce W. Nelson: We have got Colbert, Трамп has got Kid Rock
• Samantha Bee: Трамп’s revenge tour
• Vox: How a Bible prophecy shapes Трамп’s foreign policy
• Conan: Трамп’s Valentine’s day plans
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard gets us in the mood for Valentine’s Day
• Robert Reich: The truth about Трамп’s economy
• Lauren Mayer: Oh Yeah, He Learned His Lesson:

• Late Show: “Трамп’s Anatomy,” coming this fall to CBS
• Rachel Maddow: Barr interfering in some cases that are not yet public
• Bruce W. Nelson: Don Junior and The Badger (an epic poem)
• Chris Hayes: The only thing to stop Трамп is us
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Barr corrupt the Justice Department as John Kelly speaks out

The Atlantic: How the nuclear family broke down.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Late Show: Jon Batiste sings classic Valentine’s Day Black History Month love songs.

Now This: Rare footage shows all-Black towns in 1920s America.

Twenty-twenty Vision:

• Trevor: The New Hampshire primary 2020
• Stephen: Biden campaign shook, Democratic field narrows after New Hampshire primary
• Seth Meyers: Late Night Democratic Presidential debate, New Hampshire
• Mark Fiore: Time to panic
• New York Times: What New Hampshire tells us about the 2020 election
• Conan: The Nevada’s caucus app
• Daily Show: Don’t fuck this up, New Hampshire
• Stephen: South Carolina primary has native son Stephen all fired up
• Bill Maher: One-on-one with Amy Klobuchar
• Samantha Bee: We gave Andrew Yang $50K. Here’s what happened next.
• Roll Call: New Hampshire candidates’ speeches in just 2 minutes
• WaPo: New Hampshire primary speeches in 3.5 minutes
• Trevor: Bloomberg battles The Dotard and his stop-and-frisk past
• Seth Meyers checks in with the DNC on a big night for Democrats
• Our Cartoon President: Democrats react to the New Hampshire primary results
• Daily Show: Yang is out, but universal basic income still matters
• Trevor: Bernie wins New Hampshire, Biden fades, and Klobuchar surges
• Stephen: The Dotard’s New Hampshire rally

The Atlantic: “Karma” comes for a border agent.

Jimmy Dore: NYTimes says Mitt Romney is a “Man alone!”:

Roy Wood, Jr.The Chitlin’ Circuit.

Samantha Bee: Prager U wants you! (To become a conservative).

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for an evening drinks, conversation and NH primary returns.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!