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  1. 1

    How soon before NYPD releases their toxicology report on the drugs they found in Brian Thompson’s system?

    Asking for a friend named Luigi.

  4. 4

    How soon before we get the results from Mitch McConnell’s most recent cognitive eval?

    Asking for a friend.

  6. 6

    @1

    The question should be how long before the NUPD releases the toxicology report on the murdered United Health Care CEO. He is the one who is dead like you.

  10. 10

    Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry Christmas, trolls! Merry Christmas, doc! Merry Christmas, PI! Merry Christmas, forest creatures!

    May the Great Mother Rabbit Spirit smile upon you and yours this day!

  11. 11

    When I heard Union Pacific and State of Colorado had agreed to settle over the Moffat Tunnel lease, thought what did Governor Polis give up in exchange for nothing. In 1926, in exchange for the State of Colorado building a tunnel for the Denver and Salt Lake Railway, the railroad got a 99 year lease,, with an annual payment never adjusted for inflation of $12,000. With the lease up, Colorado waived the payment in a 25 year extension, in exchange for the ability to run three daily passenger trains between Denver and Craig, without having to pay Union Pacific.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/colorado-union-pacific-reach-deal-on-new-moffat-tunnel-agreement/

  12. 12

    Den of Thieves 2 Trailer.

    Bunch of bad guys. It’s funny that no o e of the bad guys has a lisp. I mean how realistic would it be if A fucking Heterosexual Neanderthal didn’t play a bad guy.

    Own it, heterosexual Neanderthals are violent and rapists and pedophiles like gEatzy Boy and that Boebert whore.

    Merry Christmas Christmas!

  14. 14

    Jesus’ birthday is more likely in September.

    Based on the Bible text and knowledge of the priestly courses, we can estimate that Jesus was born around the time of Tishri, which falls in mid to late September. This approximation is reached by starting at the conception of John the Baptist, which occurred in Sivan (June). Then, we count forward six months to arrive at Gabriel’s announcement of the conception of Jesus, which happened in Kislev (December). Finally, we count forward nine more months, which is the average time it takes for human gestation, to reach Tishri (September) when Jesus was born.

    https://www.christianity.com/wiki/jesus-christ/when-was-jesus-born.html

    But Christmas became a thing because after Rome became Christianized, it was just a matter of convenience to celebrate the birthday in December to co-opt pagan Winter Solstice traditions.

  15. 15

    @ 14

    …it was just a matter of convenience to celebrate the birthday in December to co-opt pagan Winter Solstice traditions.

    It was just a matter of convenience to substitute Boxcheck Momala’s candidacy for that of Bi-done to co-opt the opportunity for Democrat voters to select their own nominee.

    It’s my birthday and I’ll troll if I want to.

    JFC

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    @11 Free Market Republicans™ conveniently forget how much they get from government subsidies.

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    A Republican Congresswoman can be completely missing from her job for over six months while confined in a Texas memory care facility, and nobody even notices or cares.

    But if a Starbucks barista scheduled to open this morning is fifteen minutes late because her car battery died she will be fired.

  20. 20

    @ 19

    A Republican Congresswoman can be completely missing from her job for over six months while confined in a Texas memory care facility, and nobody even notices or cares.

    The 25th Amendment is removed from the US Constitution in early 2024, and none of the Democrats seem to notice or care.

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    @ 17

    More people voted against orange Julius than voted for it.

    Bill Clinton: Hold my beer.

  22. 22

    19
    “A Republican Congresswoman can be completely missing from her job for over six months while confined in a Texas memory care facility, and nobody even notices or cares.”

    two words: Joe Biden

    or, did you forget?

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    14

    Religion went off the rails when kings, shahs, emperors and others realized religions could be good ways to exercise control over the populations of Europe and elsewhere. Religious leaders, seeing an opportunity to improve their positions of power and privilege, agreed with monarchs and strongmen to sell the tyrants as “chosen by God” to lead. In short, the Diving Right of Kings came straight out of the Roman Catholic and Orthodox Churches, and we’ve been living with the terrible consequences of those tyrannical alliances ever since.

  25. 25

    The future of the Democrat party will be determined by Marianne Williamson and David Hogg.

    Former Democratic presidential candidate Williamson wants to run DNC

  28. 28

    @ 27

    …does your definition of …

    Here’s my definition of dumbcunt (verb):

    That said, there was another reason she decided not to run for another term.

    “And then there is a part of it related to Donald Trump coming back,” she explained. “I was one of the last members of Congress in the gallery on Jan. 6, and as it turns out, we have the security footage that shows it was only 30 seconds from when I was able to evacuate that the insurrectionists were in that hallway hunting for us with zip ties and bear mace and who knows what else.”

    “I just felt like, he tried to kill me once. I’m not available for it again.”

    Used in a sentence: “AOC isn’t the only Democrat who speaks in dumbcunt jibberish about J6.”

  30. 30

    @28..

    And here’s where your next tax cut is coming from:

    https://youtu.be/9rDGnMHNs_Y?t=49

    a boring christo-fascist coward.

    Used in a sentence: “AOC isn’t the only Democrat who speaks in dumbcunt jibberish about J6.”

    That “quote” appears no where in that red state blog.. Too bad no lawsuit can be brought against being a boring dumbshit asswipe from widbee.

  31. 31

    President Biden performed in office better than the last three Republican presidents.

    He was too old to run again.

    Both these things can be true at the same time.

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    31

    Ya, and pops totally bailed me out too – even when he said he wasn’t gonna!

    He’s the bestest dad in the whole wide world!

  34. 34

    More and more the Republican President-elect is appointing people to his cabinet and administration who are outspoken billionaire proponents of unrestricted immigration and replacement of American workers with imported immigrant workers willing to work longer hours without weekends and overtime for less money, and benefits.

  35. 35

    One of Elon Musk’s top financial managers, Jared Birchall has been placed in charge of interviewing and screening potential state department appointees to make sure they help Musk move forward with developing his “Giga Factory” in communist China that will strip mine jobs from the US.

  36. 36

    Put your faith in elmo’s pants shitting orange coffee boi of Mar a Lago:

    But as Kathy Davis sat in the “smokers patio” at the Riverside Apartments, she said she is as confident as ever that Trump’s presidency will benefit her.

    Davis, a retired artist, subsists on a monthly $1,300 Social Security payment and $75 in food stamps. She rents her studio apartment for $385 per month. Asked whether she worries that Trump’s agenda could hurt the poor, Davis said the incoming president is “too smart for that.”

    “You can’t wipe out half of the population” of New Castle, Davis said. “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of, and Trump has too much common sense, so I don’t think he is going to do anything to hurt us.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/12/26/trump-voters-federal-benefits-food/

    lmao.. elmo’s bought and paid for pants shitting orange pool boi will “provide”…

  38. 38

    Republicans and their billionaire plutocrat pals bitterly opposed it when Democrats in California fought successfully to increase the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20.
    They swore it would devastate employment in the fast food sector. Corporate media controlled by billionaire plutocrats picked up the mantra, publishing thousands of headlines since the law was passed claiming that jobs and hours were cut.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/12/california-minimum-wage-myth/681145/

    Of course, they were lying.

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    @40 She was a violent insurrectionist crawling through a window that a vandal had broken open. Warned multiple times to proceed no further she was shot by a Capitol policeman guarding public servants trying to carry out their Constitutional duties to which they were oath bound.

    The policeman who stopped her, did his job.

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    @20 Luckily for you and your ilk, the Insurrection Clause is unenforceable, there’s no constitutional bar to convicted criminals holding office, and morons are allowed to vote.

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    @40 She was a violent insurrectionist crawling through a window that a vandal had broken open. Warned multiple times to proceed no further she was shot by a Capitol policeman guarding public servants trying to carry out their Constitutional duties to which they were oath bound.

    The policeman who stopped her, did his job.

    The groomer men groomed her well. Same result as the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

  48. 48

    Incoming Trump administration border czar Tom Homan tells NewsNation’s Ali Bradley there is no “price tag” for the mass deportations planned by the incoming administration, citing “national security” concerns.

    “What price do you put on national security? I don’t think it has a price tag,” Homan said. “What price do you put on the thousands of American moms and dads who buried their children? You want to talk about family separation; they buried their children because their children were murdered by illegal aliens that weren’t supposed to be here. I don’t put a price on that. I don’t put a price on national security. I don’t put a price on American lives.”

    How many deaths is it speaking about? 4? 3? 2? 1?

    The dude needs to take action of the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. It is a National Emergency!

  51. 51

    President Trump is a very GREAT man.

    But he’s also much older and quite a bit more frail than he was previously. He’s survived two assasination attempts, and he was hospitalized with the WUHAN virus and nearly died.

    He needs more help now than ever before.
    I’m here to help, not criticize or weaken like some MAGA retards.

  52. 52

    Second Gentleman, fetch my coffee at once and for the love of god have Walt change your diaper. I can’t abide the odor.

    After you’re changed clean the fucking pool.

  53. 53

    America needs SMART immigrants like me, Vivek, Sriram, Kashyap, Nimrata, and Raphael to show them how to be GREAT!

  54. 54

    elmo and the tech bros want to pollute the white race with h1b illegals.. the whole country will smell like curry..

    elmo called me retarded and racist..

    I’m honored elmo but importing illegals just won’t cut it.

    And turn my fucking xitter back on!

  55. 55

    Slip sliding away. Slip sliddddding away.

    DJIA

    The more you know your destination, the more it slip slides away!

  57. 57

    @56 You fucker.. You were illegal at one time.. but you get a pass for your skin color and you breed like a rat with white women.. If only your skin was darker like Vivek, maga would deport you.

    Turn my xitter back on NOW asshole.

  58. 58

    Hey Laura, all I gotta say is keep watching those dumbshit shows like the Kardashians and lotsa Fox, Newsmax and OANN.

    I depend on retards and racists like you to make me shit tons of money.

    All the tech worker bees Elmo and I will be importing from India are from a lower caste than me. Their families couldn’t afford a fucking tv so they did what their authoritarian daddies told them: study math, science and engineering and compete in math competitions. Cricket was for fucking losers.

    Those lower caste fuckers know their place: keep their heads down work 24/7 and make me the fuck richer.

    Think taco trucks are bad? All those going to be deported. Wait till you sample all the great vegetarian cuisine coming state side. Indian food rocks.

  59. 59

    Uh.. something is missing here…

    Ok I get it.. As long as they all go back after elmo and vivek make a killing.

    whatever is ok with daddy twump is ok with me. I fear daddy will spank me.

  61. 61

    Trump’s problem now.

    The Associated Press
    @AP

    BREAKING: The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.

    From apnews.com
    11:57 AM · Dec 27, 2024

    Tell us more about the wonderful economy, QoS McHillbilly.

  62. 62

    It wasn’t easy but there is photographic evidence of The Biden Crime Family’s corruption, which extends all the way to the top:

    On Monday, America First Legal (AFL) released photographs of Joe and Hunter Biden meeting with Chinese businessmen and government officials during the Obama administration. AFL had to resort to litigation to get the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) to release the photos.
    …
    Other photos show Biden père meeting with his son’s business associates. White House photographer David Lienemann took the photos, which curiously don’t appear in the White House photo gallery detailing the trip on the Obama White House Archives website.
    …
    “These photos corroborate the House Oversight Committee’s investigative findings that Hunter Biden arranged for his father to meet with Jonathan Li and other BHR executives during the 2013 China trip, where ‘Mr. Li sought—and received—access to Vice President Biden’s political power, including, for example, preferential access to then-U.S. Ambassador to China Max Baucus … a condition of Hunter Biden and his associates participating in the BHR deal,’” AFL explains.

    Just imagine the books that will be written about this historic presidential-level corruption.

  63. 63

    Eggs are disappearing from stores. Zoo and refuge animals are infected. Bird flu has jumped to humans and is mutating. The next pandemic has begun, just in time for Trump and his squad of Republican dumbfucks to kill another million Americans.

    Remember, with these fuckers profits are more important than people, and the government won’t be on your side this time. You’ll need to look out for yourself. I hope you saved a few cartoons of face masks.

  64. 64

    @62 America First Legal (AFL) was founded by Stephen Miller. Yeah, this guy. It’s another of Dumbfuck’s laughable “sources.” 🤡🤡🤡

    Biden did meet with the Chinese while vice president. It’s called “diplomacy.” You should look it up sometime, dumbfuck.

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    @61 Why didn’t you quote the portion of the article that explains the rise in homelessness?

    The United States saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, a dramatic rise driven mostly by a lack of affordable housing as well as devastating natural disasters and a surge of migrants in several parts of the country, federal officials said Friday.

    The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development said federally required tallies taken across the country in January found that more than 770,000 people were counted as homeless — a number that misses some people and does not include those staying with friends or family because they do not have a place of their own.

    https://apnews.com/article/homelessness-population-count-2024-hud-migrants-2e0e2b4503b754612a1d0b3b73abf75f

    And what causes the lack of affordable housing?

    Four key reasons why housing costs are unaffordable for many low- and moderate-income households ….

    The first is that incomes for many workers are just too low compared to the cost of housing ….

    The second reason is closely related to the first: for-profit developers generally don’t respond to the demand for housing among lower-income households ….

    A third problem is that certain types of government regulation raise production costs and reduce the overall supply of all types of housing ….

    A final problem is a lack of government funding ….

    In other words, wage suppression, market failure, Nimbyism, and underfunding. There’s also another one, predatory capitalism:

    https://www.thesling.org/are-hedge-funds-and-private-equity-firms-driving-up-the-cost-of-housing-2/

    Betcha you thought it was drugs, huh?? Junkies have always lived on the streets, and always will. Government policy has tossed the mentally ill onto the streets, as well. There’s not much in Republican policies that address this. And there’s nothing in Republican policies that address wages or rein in the hedge funds commandeering the rental market and jacking up rents.

  66. 66

    “ It’s called “diplomacy.” You should look it up sometime, dumbfuck.”

    Diplomacy is going to be what ends the Ukraine War and the current conflict in Israel & Gaza. The only other options are nuclear events.

    I haven’t noticed much diplomacy occurring in Biden’s administration. Maybe Trump’s second administration will actually accomplish something on the diplomatic front.

  67. 67

    @65 a couple words need more emphasis there:

    private equity

    but predatory capitalism works well, yes.

  68. 68

    The Associated Press
    @AP

    BREAKING: The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.

    From apnews.com
    11:57 AM · Dec 27, 2024

    You know the best way to deal with homelessness, take away social security for future retirees!

    Ok Dumbfuck

  69. 69

    My comrades of assholes had nothing to do with creating homelessness and don’t have to do anything to help solve it!

    Fuck off asshole

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    I never met this Epstein guy. Who is he?

    I never met no Chincs. Ivanka and I never met them or any Ruskies.

    Them camel jockeys – never met them either!

  72. 72

    Donnie Jr. say that if we eliminate the penalty for early withdrawal of your 401k that the people will be able to pay back all their credit card debt! And any leftover proceeds can go for s new boat! The heck for saving for the later years!

    What later years when he pandemics anyways!

    Jr., my coke sniffing son, is a genius! He’ll be my successor to the throne! Ivanka will just have to keep her legs spread open for now.

    Eric really is a retard by the way. Baron is even smarter than him. We had little hope for Baron, but thanks to Eric, Baron turned out ok.

  73. 73

    I’ll be in my rocket ship to mars. We’re going to circle it for a few years until the pandemic is all burned out.

  75. 75

    Diplomacy is going to be what ends the Ukraine War and the current conflict in Israel & Gaza. The only other options are nuclear events.

    I’m doing a great Job keeping the Peace! Before bed I feed my pet doves.

  77. 77

    Anyone care for a tall, very tall, glass of raw, very raw, milk!?

    All us Jrs. are geniuses!

  79. 79

    A reminder that the nation’s transportation system is overseen by a homosexual.

    Amtrak probes claims of train leaving 100 stranded at DC’s Union Station
    by 7News Staff Fri, December 27th 2024 at 2:46 PM

    Passengers were notified to line up for boarding 20 minutes before the scheduled departure. However, by 10:15 p.m., they realized the train had already left.

    The station manager reportedly stated that the train departed because no one boarded, but passengers contend that the gate to the platform was never opened to allow them access.

    Not a surprise to anyone who knows that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was a government employee. This level of incompetence is typical when government-employed personnel are involved with anything.

  80. 80

    That’s exactly what I’m takin about. Feel me.

    https://youtu.be/rBc0fZ570uw

    No conservative person I know ever worked for that god damn government. All them government employees in dat White House never had me working in there. Nutin but homosexuals in dat house.

  81. 81

    @79 “A reminder that the nation’s transportation system is overseen by a homosexual.”

    Is that a problem?

  83. 83

    79)Not sure, but it’s an antiquated rule than seems to apply at staffed stations that no passengers can wait on the platform. Never had that problem the one time I boarded in Malta, being an unstaffed station.

  84. 84

    @82.

    Yes, Roger, Slovenia (wink wink), Slovenia (wink wink) Slovenia 🇸🇮 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮

  85. 85

    @83

    DC does que most departures. And possible all. I think it’s because of the station layout.

    But for that mater, NYC Penn Station and Moynihan Terminal ques in the Station

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