Biden	Trump
> 99.9% probability of winning	< 0.1% probability of winning
Mean of 354 electoral votes	Mean of 184 electoral votes

It has been mid-May since I published one of these analyses. back then, Biden led Trump in the electoral college with a mean of 348 to 190 votes.

Now, with over 40 new polls, Biden still leads. In the 10,000 simulated elections, Biden won all 10,000 times. Biden received (on average) 354 to Trump’s 184 electoral votes. If the election was today, we would expect Biden to win with a greater than 99.9% probability.

Here is the distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] from the simulations:
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Lauren Mayer: “One Plate at a Time”.

Bill Maher: All bets are off

ТрампPlague:

• The Daily Show: 100,000 accomplished
• Trevor: A Costco face mask showdown
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп wants essential churches open!
• Vox: How coronavirus spreads outdoors vs. indoors
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard wants to SHUT DOWN Twitter
• Michael Kosta meets the Grim Reaper
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Trumps” (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
• Barack Obama: “Pissed Away”:

• Daily Show: Трамп’s totally not weird way of standing
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп Tuesdays #5
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп blames Obama in song
• Late Night storytime: Трамп family quarantine
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп golfs & pool parties in the Ozarks
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп fights voting by mail fraud and masks
• Mother Jones: The racist history behind Трамп’s violent tweet
• Full Frontal: The Pandemic Diaries
• Mark Fiore: Human capital stock
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard trashes his supporters in leaked phone call
• Bruce W. Nelson: Ignore the experts, and listen to Трамп’s gut
• Daily Show: Microsoft Excel—Coronavirus Edition
• David Crosby: “What are their names”
• Red State Update: CHLOROQUINE (Parody of John Deere Green):

• Hasan Minhaj: Kamala Harris discusses COVID-19 and the election
• Roy Wood Jr.: Tired of wearing a mask? Leo Deblin has the solution
• Vox: What Bill Gates hopes we learn from coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: Donald Trump vaccine (available to Americans, November 3, 2020)
• J-L Cauvin: Happy Memorial Day from The Dotard
• AJ+: A tale of two pandemics
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Twitter feud with Twitter
• Trevor: Animals in the time of coronavirus

Now This: Michelle Obama surprises students engaged in voter registration.

Hasan Minhaj: The legal marijuana industry is rigged

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Black Lives Matter:

• Now This: Former V.P. Joe Biden remarks on the killing of George Floyd
• Trevor: George Floyd, Minneapolis protests, Ahmaud Arbery & Amy Cooper
• Now This: CNN reporter and crew arrested live on-air in Minneapolis
• Vice News: Anti-police brutality protests are going national even in a pandemic
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on George Floyd, riots in Minneapolis & Трамп’s violent stupidity.
• Now This: Minnesota AG Keith Ellison responds to the killing

Robert Reich: Robert Reich’s advice to the Class of 2020.

Vice News: Navajo Nation may finally get a better shot at voting in the presidential election

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Lauren Mayer: It’s not nice to screw Mother Nature.

Stephen chats with Joe Biden, Part I.

Stephen chats with Joe Biden, Part II.

Hasan Minhaj: What happens if you can’t pay rent?

Roll Call: Doggy doo, rucksacks and Starbucks—Congressional hits and misses of the week.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Catty Kombat final round—The Dotard Трамп vs. Nancy Pelosi
• Seth Meyers: Trump attacks vote-by-mail, refuses to wear a mask
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп appoints James Woods to his cabinet!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Obamagate (the song)
• Robert Reich: A tale of two pandemics
• The New Yorker: The rise of Sheriffs opposing lockdown
• Jaboukie Young White: Rich people in the time of corona
• Stephen: Muzzled By Трамп, the CDC releases watered down guidelines for reopening
• Randy Rainbow: DISTRACTION!:

• Trevor: Top 20 quarantine tips
• John Di Domenico: Трамп meets with top religious leaders demands churches open now!
• Sarah Cooper: How to hydroxychloroquine
• The Late Show: Trump’s miracle drug—side effects may vary
• SNL: Dr. Birx Ad
• Trevor: Why are we still having the mask debate?
• J-L Cauvin: Donald Trump reviews Joe Biden on The Breakfast Club
• Stephen: Our positively negative President says “We’ll put out the fires” of any second waves of infection
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hail to our Hydroxychloro Queen!
• Jimmy Kimmel with another quarantine monologue
• The Late Show: Mike Pompeo’s aide mixes up his errands
• Jordan Klepper: Standing up for the anti-anti-lockdown movement
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s taking hydroxychloroquine
• J-L Cauvin: Trump Tuesdays—Episode 4
• Trevor with Madeleine Albright: Diplomacy during coronavirus
• Bill Maher: Entrance strategy
• The Late Show: We know why Mike Pompeo wanted the Inspector General fired
• Bruce W. Nelson: Something great’s going to happen:

• The Daily Show: FAUX News doesn’t think this man is fit to e President
• Mark Fiore: MAGA Masks!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is “Man of the Year” & “King of Ventilators”
• Stephen: Трамп fires State Dept. IG to protect Mike Pompeo & reveals he’s taking hydroxychloroquine
• The Late Show: Human-cow hybrids may provide the cure to COVID-19
• Trevor: The Mike Pompeo scandal & Трамп’s tantrum over mail-in ballots
• Seth Meyers: Obama speaks out about Трамп’s coronavirus failures
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп congratulates his law school daughter
• John Di Domenico: “Testing is OVERRATED and not needed!”
• The Late Show: Трамп calls Obama incompetent & falls down a manhole
• The Second City PSA: It’s Okay
• Trevor: Vaccine updates and Трамп fires another inspector general
• Jimmy Kimmel: Does Трамп have a death wish?
• Nancy Pelosi on unapproved drugs and Трамп’s “weight group”
• Bruce W. Nelson: Amazing medical tips from Трамп
• The Foundation Singers: “Like a Kidney Stone”:

• The Late Show: Mike Pompeo’s aide mixes up his errands
• WaPo: COVID-19 myths debunked by Congressional Candidate Qasim Rashid
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп delivers commencement speech for class of 2020
• Stephen: Трамп claps back after Pelosi says the “morbidly obese” President shouldn’t take hydroxychloroquine
• Dr. Seema Yasmin: Doctor explains how fast a COVID-19 vaccine could be created
• Vox: One reason why coronavirus hits black people the hardest
• Trevor: Трамп takes hydroxychloroquine
• Jon Oliver: Coronavirus VII—Sports
• Bruce W. Nelson: He’s Just a Victim (No one’s suffered like The Dotard Трамп)
• The Late Show: GOP recruits pro-Трамп doctors to support reopening push

Bill Maher: New Rule—Prime boss.

Winlar: Strip mall zoo.

Jonathan Mann: Climb the rope! Thanks, China (Ben Sasse Commencment remix).

Trevor: President Obama speaks to the Class of 2020.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: RoboSam and the rise of telemedicine.

The Daily Show: A message for the graduation class of 2020.

John Oliver: USPS.

Jonathan Mann: You chose Alex Jones.

Vox: Why beef is the worst food for the climate.

TрампPlague:

• The Daily Show: Desi Lydic calls Aunt Jeanine
• Stephen: Tрамп insists we’ve “prevailed” as Dr. Fauci refuses to sugarcoat his coronavirus outlook
• Reflect: Tрамп shows off bio-hazard binder to trick Americans into thinking he knew what he was doing
• J-L Cauvin: Tрамп Tuesday, Episode 2
• Seth Meyers: Whistleblower Rick Bright’s damning testimony on Tрамп’s COVID-19 failures
• SNL Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on coronavirus lockdown protests
• Trevor: FBI seizes Senator’s phone & Wisconsin Supreme Court overturns lockdown
• Samantha Bee: How coronavirus is starving the nation, Pt. 1
• Samantha Bee: How coronavirus is starving the nation, Pt. 2
• Now This: Dr. Fauci warns Senators against reopening states prematurely
• The Late Show: Ted Cruz’s hairs seek deliverance from his head
• Jimmy Kimmel with a quarantine monologue
• Stephen: Tрамп throws shade at Dr. Rick Bright as the whistleblower warns congress of dark days ahead
• Mark Fiore: Open for business
• The Atlantic: Tрамп: A study in leadership
• Founders Sing: Barr on the run:

• The Daily Show: Rand Paul’s tie slaps some sense into him
• Seth Meyers: Trump goes off the rails on Twitter and FAUX News
• Trevor: What the fuck is “Obamagate”?
• Ummmm…Tрамп baby
• Stephen: Jake Tapper on Michael Flynn and norm erosion
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Tрамп DESTROYS 60 Minutes
• The Late Show: Superhero wants “Obamagate” crime specifics
• Now This: Whistleblower of coronavirus tried to warn the Tрамп administration
• Late Night antibody PSA
• Bruce W. Nelson: A salute to angry Tрамп followers
• The Daily Show: Tрамп’s coronavirus response timeline
• SNL Weekend Update: Trump’s valet tests positive for coronavirus
• Trevor and Desi Lydic: Seriously, what is Obamagate?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Fauci testifies & Tрамп pushes Obamagate
• Stephen: Tрамп’s Rose Garden hissy fit, plus the dumbest thing The Dotard has ever said
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Tрамп wants to get to 401K
• The Late Show: Tрамп will be right here waiting for you
• Robert Reich: The real reason Tрамп wants to reopen the economy
• Sarah Cooper: More cases than anybody in the world
• Seth Meyers: PPP and small businesses
• SNL: Tрамп graduation speech
• Trevor: White House coronavirus outbreak
• Stephen: Jake Tapper on Tрамп’s downplaying of the coronavirus
• Lars von Retriever: MetalTrump…and justice for all
• Jimmy Kimmel: Tрамп & FAUX News vs Fauci and no more pants
• The Daily Show game: What was Tрамп asked about?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Weak men fear strong women
• Lauren Mayer: The angry old man:

• J-L Cauvin: Tрамп Tuesday, Episode 3
• Vox: Dr. Anthony Fauci, explained
• The Late Show: Tрамп crashes the Supreme Court’s oral arguments teleconference
• Full Frontal: Reimagining the nation post-pandemic
• Trevor: The latest in coronavirus science
• Stephen: Republicans are sick of Dr. Fauci reminding them of how many people could get sick
• Now This: Dr. Fauci claps back at Sen. Rand Paul for suggesting schools reopen
• John Di Domenico: Missing uplifting Tрамп speech Americans want
• Seth Meyers: Tрамп and FAUX try to distract from coronavirus with “Obamagate”
• The Daily Show: DUMBKIRK—Tрамп declares war on coronavirus
• Jimmy Kimmel: Tрамп’s whistleblower tantrum & stupidity on parade
• USA Singers: We will resist
• The Late Show: White House staffers worry about catching coronavirus at work
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard re-opens MAR-A-LAGO!

Dulcé Sloan: Why should you fill out the 2020 census?

Barack and Michelle Obama crash a virtual town hall.

BuzzFeed: Everything you need to know about murder hornets in 6 minutes.

The Daily Show: Womansplained—The wage gap, female representation & the E.R.A.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Biden	Trump
> 99.9% probability of winning	< 0.01% probability of winning
Mean of 348 electoral votes	Mean of 190 electoral votes

Biden is still leading in today’s analysis. Last week, the score was 359 to 179 electoral votes (on average). Today, after 10,000 simulated elections, Biden receives, on average 348 to Trump’s 190 electoral votes.

The difference largely arises from Ohio, where one poll has dropped out and one new poll has been released. Now the three current polls give Trump a 51.3% to 48.7% advantage over Biden, suggesting he would win the state now with an 82% probability. Here is the polling in Ohio to date:

That 4th Marist poll with Biden up +4 dropped out and a new Emerson University poll was released with Trump up +3. Biden won every poll taken in 2018 and 2019, but the candidates have led in two polls apiece in 2020.

Florida is another interesting case. The collection of 4 current polls gives Biden a 51.6% to 48.4% lead over Trump, suggesting Biden would win the state now with a 98.8% probability. The long-term polling shows somewhat mixed results, but Biden leads in the most recent 5 polls. So far, in Florida polling, Biden has led in 13, Trump in 6 and there is one tie.

Finally, let’s look at Wisconsin. You may recall that in 2016, Trump won Wisconsin by less than 23,000 votes. With only one current poll in hand, Biden leads Trump 57.2% to 42.8%, suggesting Biden would win a Wisconsin election now with a probability greater than 99%. The large margin is misleading in the larger contest of the total polling for the state:

There have been 31 polls testing a Biden–Trump election, all taken since March of 2019. Biden has led in 25 of the polls and Trump in six. But most of the leads are well within the margin of error. Biden has led in the last 6 consecutive polls. The net result is that Wisconsin still feels like a swing state with an edge for Biden.

Here is the distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] from the simulations:
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The Daily Show: Tucker Carlson vs. Tucker Carlson, protest edition.

Jaboukie Young-White: Ending the ban on gay blood donors

Now This: Obama surprises teachers for national teacher appreciation week.

Jonathan Mann: Alex Jones will eat your leftist ass:

The Late Show: John Ratcliffe vs. Bear Inventor.

ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Andrew Cuomo and The Dotard Трамп fundamentally disagree on the value of a human life
• Trevor: COVID-19 mutates & antibody tests fail
• The Late Show: Lincoln can’t hold his tongue at Трамп
• Bill Maher: Dan Savage—Love under lockdown
• Jimmy Kimmel: Perfect mother’s day, maskless Pence, busy Трамп & mom texts
• The Late Late Show: Behind the scenes of Трамп’s disinfectant idea
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends “Sleepy Joe” Biden!!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s new coronavirus strategy is “Live and let die”
• Wired: Disease expert compares “Contagion” to COVID-19
• Trevor: Трамп moves the goalposts & states reopen amid chaos
• Bruce W. Nelson: We must use more toilet paper (because of Трамп)
• John Oliver: Coronavirus VI—Testing
• Mika and Joe: Damning montage of Трамп’s rhetoric as coronavirus death toll rose
• J-L Cauvin: Happy Mother’s Day from The Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Beef shortages & Jared Kushner’s botched PPE response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s vicious attack against Jimmy
• Robert Reich: Corporations will not save us from the coronavirus.
• Seth Meyers: Rep. Ayanna Pressley calls out Трамп’s actions that left us behind the COVID-19 fight
• Bill Maher: I don’t know it for a fact…I just know it’s true (coronavirus edition)
• Late Night Storytime: The perfect president:

• The Late Show: Who put this guy in charge?
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп wants a black wall
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and his allies have a plan for protecting themselves, not you
• The New York Times: How does coronavirus antibody testing work?
• Samantha Bee: The things we should have been doing all along! Brought to you by coronavirus
• The Daily Show: America CEO Dotard Трамп announces, “Everyone Must Go!”
• Lauren Mayer: Testing, testing, testing (you lied)
• Stephen: Трамп recklessly urges a “return to work” at town hall & gambling with lives to boost his re-elect
• Trevor: Трамп won’t wear a mask and backpedals after task force backlash
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he is better than Lincoln
• Stephen: Трамп’s valet tests positive for COVID-19 as his campaign prepares to deploy their “death star”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп won’t wear masks & Jane’s pancake stand-off
• Seth Meyers: Not now, murder hornets
• Mark Fiore: Supply-siders for death and tax cuts
• Bruce W. Nelson: Murder Hornets, Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: A Supreme Court flush & Трамп’s nurse tiff
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard and Melanie Трамп celebrate National Day of Prayer
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп, Dennis Rodman and the murder hornets
• Lauren Meyer: “That’s the fight for the right to bowl in Georgia”:

• The Late Show: Coronavirus vaccine not pumped by deadline
• Now This: Трамп on all the things “nobody knew”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Murder hornets, beach protests & Трамп the lyin’ king
• Reflect: Trump’s train-wreck FAUX and Friends interview on Michael Flynn
• Trevor: The battle over wearing masks
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s FAUX News coronavirus town hall
• Vox: Why we’re seeing mass layoffs in the US but not the UK
• USA Singers: We will resist
• Stephen: Трамп reverses course when he realizes how popular his coronavirus task force has become

Bill Maher: New Rule–Sex monster.

Joe Biden gives an address on the economy.

Jonathan Mann: Murder hornets.

Seth Meyers: Hey! Democrats praising George W. Bush.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Biden	Trump
> 99.9% probability of winning	< 0.01% probability of winning
Mean of 359 electoral votes	Mean of 179 electoral votes

It’s been some years since you’ve seen one of these election analyses here at HA. Given that Biden and Trump will almost certainly be the nominees of their parties, and given that there are more than 300 state head-to-head polls released, it is time to start these up again.

These analyses use state head-to-head polls and mimic the electoral college process as well as following the rules of each state on how electors are awarded in the state. Most states (and D.C.) use the rule “winner takes all,” but Maine and Nebraska allocates two electors to the state victor and the rest go by the vote of each congressional district.

There are a few states that have no polling yet. These are D.C. (not a state, but it gets three electors anyway), Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Louisiana, Nebraska, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming. Clearly, these are not swing states. I’ve simply averaged the result from the past 4 elections and always award electors from the state that way. The results are exactly what you would expect–Illinois goes to Biden, South Dakota goes to Trump, etc. Interestingly, Nebraska’s 2nd CD just barely went for Obama in 2008, but NE-2 will be assigned to Trump in these analyses until we get polling that allows the state to be rolled into the simulations.

New polls come out almost daily, so I’ll post new analyses when I have time to collect polls, conduct the analyses, and post results.

So, how do these analyses work? I am using a statistical method called Monte Carlo analysis to, essentially, conduct mock elections in each state. The outcome of each state election is a probabilistic outcome that reflects the number of people polled recently in the state and the fraction of polled individuals saying they would vote for each candidate. Currently, I consider the last two months of polling as “current”, but that window will shrink as the pace of polling picks up. I usually do 100,000 mock elections to simulate what would happen if the election was held now. The FAQ has the details, although I need to update the FAQ for this election cycle.

Note that I do not claim these analyses predict the election outcome. Rather they reflect what we would expect for an election held now. It serves as something like the score in a basketball game. The half-time score only tells you who is leading. A lopsided score may give you an inkling of who will win, but it is just the half-time score. Watching a basketball game is far more interesting when you are allowed to know the score. Likewise, knowing the “score” in an election contest is much more interesting. In developing these analyses, I have tried to be scrupulously unbiased. If all the polls were to be flipped, Trump’s results would look like Biden’s, and Biden’s Trump’s.

Okay, so what would the outcome be if the election was held today? After 100,000 simulated elections, Biden wins every simulated election. Biden received (on average) 359 electoral votes to Trump’s 179 electoral votes. In an election held now, Biden would have a greater than 99.9% probability of winning and Trump would have a less than 0.01% probability of winning.

The long term trends in this race can be seen from a series of elections simulated every seven days using polls from 06-May-2019 to 06-May-2020, and including polls from the preceding two months. When the purple line is above the dashed line, it means Biden is expected to win. The red and green lines provide “confidence intervals”. For example, at each time point, there was a 95% chance that any simulated election fell between the green lines. If the lower green line dips down to touch the dashed line, it means Trump would have a 2.5% chance of winning.

Here is a plot showing the distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] that resulted from the 100,000 simulated elections for the analysis done today (essentially, a vertical slice from the previous graph at today’s date):

[There is much more, including state-by-state analyses below the fold….]

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Trevor: Sen. Tammy Duckworth on supporting first responders

Lauren Mayer: We’d like to thank you, Mitch McConnell.

Bill Maher: Eric Holder on the 2020 elections

Samantha Bee: Why we need to save the Postal Service.

Vox: How voting by mail could save the US election.

ТрампPlague:

• SNL: Dr. Anthony Fauci cold open
• Trevor: The world sees signs of light at the end of the corona tunnel
• Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “I would call Dr. Birx & Dr. Fauci before Congress, without Трамп hovering over them
• Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “No PR act” would prevent Трамп from adding his name to future stimulus checks
• Mark Fiore: Dr. Dotard J. Трамп, MD
• Bill Maher: Different shit, same day
• John Di Domenico: Трамп’s response to fake news disinfectant injection
• The Late Show: Surfin’ MIA
• J-L Cauvin: No one works harder than Трамп!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Raleigh’s at the rally:

• Jimmy Kimmel: What Трамп was doing during COVID-19 warnings
• The Daily Show: Remember when Трамп said coronavirus would disappear in April?
• NY Times: Social distancing is hard. This astronaut has some advice.
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hey, you with the sexy mask!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп ignored coronavirus warnings & Pence refused to wear a mask
• SNL: Stuck in the house
• Stephen: You’re doing amazing, Mr. President. See, sarcasm does work!
• Lars von Retriever: Трамп’s Thunderstruck
• Trevor: Coronavirus ravages the food supply chain
• Randy Rainbow: A spoonful of Clorox:

• The Late Show: Trump’s idea to inject disinfectant inspires new cleaning products
• Stephen: Jared Kushner declares Трамп’s coronavirus decision-making “a great success story”
• Trevor: Neighboring in the time of coronavirus
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп NOT the dope of the day!
• SNL: Message from MI Gov. Whitmer
• Bill Maher: Immunity booster
• The Daily Show: BIG NEWS—Трамп reveals ingenious 4-step plan to wipe out coronavirus
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes platinum!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп sinks in polls, claims disinfectant comments were sarcastic
• Stephen: Трамп is watching, and tweeting about, “This stupid show”
• John Di Domenico: Trump BLASTS everyone over the corona virus “King Covid 45”:

• Lauren Mayer: I can’t remember what day it ss
• Vox: How coronavirus charts can mislead us
• Robert Reich: From Ukraine to coronavirus—Trump’s abuse of power continues, featuring Robert Reich
• Mother Jones: Trump’s 100 days of deadly coronavirus denial
• Now This: Bill Gates explains why U.S. COVID-19 testing is “bogus”
• Trevor: Immunity in Sweden & Трамп ignored warnings
• Stephen: Трамп doesn’t talk like a guy who knows what he’s talking about
• J-L Cauvin: Trump Tuesdays—Episode 1
• Seth Meyers: Kushner and Трамп call coronavirus response “success story” and “great job”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s disinfectant debacle
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s COVID cures:

• Trevor: The U.S. hits one million cases of coronavirus
• Stephen: Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg comment On Трамп’s move to keep meat plants open
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on the 5 biggest covid-19 mistakes to avoid as we try to flatten the curve
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп suggests injecting disinfectant
• Trevor: Трамп’s bleach suggestion—sarcasm?
• Seth Meyers: White House schedules, cancels and then reschedules coronavirus press briefing
• The Daily Show: Trump’s best words–coronavirus briefing edition
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wishes the First Third Lady a happy birthday
• Stephen: Burger enthusiast The Dotard Трамп orders America’s meat plants to stay open
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames & complains and celebrities after quarantine

Stephen: How do Democrats win in the midwest? Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg weigh in.

Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Joe Biden.

Trevor: PPP loans sapped by big businesses.

Samantha Bee: Trying to keep up with Kamala Harris

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Late Night Storytelling: The first annual Democratic Candidate Pageant.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo has some numbers to share with #MoscowMitch.

Bill Maher chats with Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

Jonathan Mann: Hello, my name is David Brooks.

SNL: Earth Day sketches.

Buzzfeed: Eight things you can do about climate change now.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s flipbook cartoon pig goes off the deep end
• Jimmy Kimmel: Another quarantine monologue
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is concerned for Kim Jong Un’s health
• The Daily Show: Dot Трамп, The Science-ish Guy on disinfectant injections
• Jimmy Fallon: Dr. Jane Goodall on how disrespect for nature fueled the coronavirus pandemic
• Stephen: Трамп, you’re going to have to do the unthinkable—YOUR JOB!
• Rachel Maddow: Drug pusher Трамп and other coronavirus news
• Trevor: Трамп must think chaos is an essential service
• Chris Hayes: Трамп Administration forces out top vaccine doctor amid pandemic
• Vox: What face masks actually do against coronavirus
• The Daily Show: Remembering Трамп’s somber tone
• Stephen: Las Vegas Mayor rolls the dice on reopening, but Anderson Cooper is having none of it
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard advises using diet Fresca to fight covid
• The Трампs celebrate Earth Day! #BeBuried
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s ratings, Kim Jong Un’s health & Dr. Zaius on COVID-19
• The Late Show: Anderson Cooper struggles with Las Vegas Mayor’s logic
• Roy Zimmerman: The Liar Tweets Tonight:

• Samantha Bee: Why we need to shut down the idea of reopening America
• Stephen: Bill Gates—Global innovation is the key to achieving a return to normal
• Stephen: Bill Gates—We could see early results from coronavirus vaccine trials this summer
• Trevor: Governors ease restrictions & Трамп shuts out immigrants
• The Bulwark: February 7 changed everything….
• The late Show: The grim reaper endorses Lt. Governor Dan Patrick
• James Corden: Vice President Joe Biden questions Трамп’s COVID response
• Robert Reich: Coronavirus and the height of corporate welfare
• Stephen: Трамп indulges his penchant for chanting mobs by tweeting encouragement to lockdown protesters
• John Oliver: Coronavirus V
• The Daily Show: This is what it’s about
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп is the ventilator king
• You can see the moment when Dr. Birx loses her soul at a Трамп “briefing”
• The Late Show: Meet the former dog breeder in charge of coronavirus response at HHS
• Mark Fiore: Liberty alert!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Vegas mayor compete for who’s crazier
• The science of quarantine hair roots
• Stephen: Трамп’s immigration bombshell came, as always, via tweet
• Bruce W. Nelson: STFU (A song of sage advice)
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп never heard of hydroxychloroquine
• Trevor: Gov. Andrew Cuomo on meeting Трамп and reopening New York
• John Di Domenico: Трамп Money, Sarah Hester Ross wants her cash now!
• The Daily Show: The Daily Show FAUXsplains coronavirus
• Gov. Cuomo to anti-lockdown protesters: “What’s worse than death?”
• Stephen: Mitch McConnell’s “Screw the states” plan riles lawmakers from both parties
• Francesca Fiorentini: How COVID-19 deniers are ALSO a virus:

• Chris Hayes: Air pollution drops around the world amid coronavirus lockdowns
• The Late Show: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ mask fail
• Sky News: Excess deaths suggest a higher mortality rate from coronavirus than official figures
• Jordan Klepper beefs up to brave the pandemic
• Mother Jones: Obama’s 2010 oil spill response vs. Трамп’s 2020 coronavirus response
• Samantha Bee: Our hospital workers need PPE…STAT!
• Reflect: Трамп gets caught lying about encouraging bleach injections
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп encourages stay at home protests
• Stephen and Trevor: Трамп’s response to coronavirus is exposing his lack of leadership
• The Daily Show: Dotard Трамп the science-ish guy explains hydroxychloroquine
• J-L Cauvin gets ripped by Трамп
• The Late Show: Blowing it out of proportion

Robert Reich: The solutions to the climate crisis no one is talking about.

Bill Maher: New Rule—America’s wet markets.

@Winlar says, “Fuck Twitter”.

James Corden: Vice President Joe Biden is finalizing his 2020 run

Roll Call: A masked edition of Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

SNL Weekend Update: Bernie Sanders drops out.

Stephen: Barack Obama endorses his former VP, lays out the ways Joe Biden outshines The Dotard.

Seth Meyers: Jane Fonda declares the age of fossil fuel is over.

Tooning Out: Former DNC Chair Terry McAuliffe on the art of begging donors over Zoom

SNL: RBG Workout.

Obama SLAMS Трамп & McConnell in epic call to action.

The Late Show: New species fills President Obama’s pauses.

Now This: The climate crisis is destroying this tribe’s way of life.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s female reporter detector reveals mommy issues
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Fauci”, a parody of the 1925 song, “Dinah” by Harry Akst
• Stephen: Dr. Jon LaPook answers your questions about CoViD-19
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes shares the moment he realized how badly coronavirus would affect the United States
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs Fauci & Easter at home
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m just checkin’ in with you
• Now This: Spread of COVID-19 in the U.S. vs. the world
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп mourns Brian Dennehy
• Samantha Bee: This week in “things that shouldn’t surprise us”—COVID-19 is extremely racist
• Bill Maher: Panic porn
• The Daily Show: The Dotard makes a big breakthrough on testing
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m number one on Facebook
• Jonathan Mann: Total Authority, No Responsibility:

• Seth Meyers: John Oliver appreciates Dr. Fauci’s discipline while working with Трамп
• The Daily Show: The Dotard blames everyone but himself for the coronavirus epidemic in the U.S.A.
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Epidemic
• Bruce W. Nelson: A song about Mike Pence’s soul
• Trevor: What are the craziest coronavirus conspiracy theories?
• Stephen: Трамп’s mishandling of the CoViD-19 crisis is confirmed by Dr. Fauci
• Mark Fiore: A very unstable coronavirus briefing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Yet another quarantine monologue
• The Late Show: Трамп’s name is on the checks
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on covid-19 immunity compared to 6 other diseases (common cold, HIV, SARS, and more)
• Bruce W. Nelson: You’re no king! (But you’re sure a drama queen)
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House Briefing
• John Oliver: Coronavirus IV
• Trevor: Трамп attacks the WHO & Kellyanne can’t count to COVID-19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп blames WHO and rushes to “open up America again”
• Stephen: While Трамп plays the blame game, Governors will set the pace on reopening the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: If The Dotard Трамп could sing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Obama endorses biden & Трамп endorses himself
• The Late Show: Germophobic wrestler calls out Florida Governor
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver shares how panicked he feels about coronavirus
• Samantha Bee: Michael Lewis explains why we should have seen the pandemic coming
• Trevor: Is Fauci the sexiest man alive?
• The Daily Show: The missing February section of Трамп’s propaganda video:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s brain is not a metrics guy
• Seth Meyers: Трамп looks to “reopen” the economy after NYT coronavirus bombshell
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs The Rock—Is WWE an essential business?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hail To the Chief, a modern parody
• Stephen: Give The Dotard a radio show and maybe he’ll stop holding these marathon coronavirus briefings
• Now This: Трамп draws criticism for cutting funds to WHO
• Jimmy Kimmel: George Stephanopoulos & Ali Wentworth on having COVID-19
• WaPo: How Трамп and the World Health Organization ended up on a collision course
• Bill Maher: Bill’s home box office
• The Late Show: President Трамп reveals his internal decision-making metrics
• Seth Meyers: Трамп repeats coronavirus failures in push to “reopen” economy
• Bruce W. Nelson: Nice try!:

• John Di Domenico: Trump says FUCovid!
• Vice News: Kamala Harris—Трамп has abandoned his role as President
• The Daily Show: Human sacrifice, a Fox News special
• Now This: How Dr. Anthony Fauci became America’s doctor
• Stephen: Трамп can lie about his coronavirus record, but people remember his early inaction on the threat
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп gives coronavirus update
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s failed coronavirus response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Another quarantine monologue
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes thinks Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings are dangerous
• Roll Call: Could Трамп force Congress to adjourn to allow for recess appointments?
• Bruce W. Nelson: A Poem for The Dotard Трамп, by Mangy Fetlocks

Tooning Out: Donny Deutsch gives Biden’s campaign a sexy rebrand

Samantha Bee: The Elizabeth Warren emergency reassurance zoom

SNL: Bernie Sanders address the nation.

Taina Asili: La Alegría [The Physical Distancing Remix].

Vice News: The law banning Congressional insider trading isn’t enough to stop it

Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes lays out the worst-case scenario for the 2020 election

Conan interviews Joe Biden’s campaign manager.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders wants voters to be protected in November.

Samantha Bee: How to legislate from home with Rep. Katie Porter.

John Oliver: OAN.

Robert Reich: How CEOs are ruining America

Bill Maher interviews Al Gore on the Climate.

ТрампPlague:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants his coronavirus failures to be “quickly forgotten”
• The Late Show: This year, consider praying from home
• Samantha Bee: The Трамп administration isn’t social distancing from its usual B.S.
• Stephen: President Трамп botches pandemic response and shifts coronavirus testing to the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m replacing that old Jesus with my hero, Dotard Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s happy Good Friday!
• Wired: NASA astronaut’s guide to sheltering-in-place
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is optimistic
• Trevor: Why coronavirus is Hitting the Black community hardest
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts on coronavirus treatment after months of denial
• Me: Protect yourself going to the grocery store in a pandemic:

• Now This: Obama warned the U.S. to prepare for a pandemic back in 2014
• Francesca Fiorentini: Why it PAYS to be European during COVID-19
• Stephen: Social distancing rules left to the states while Трамп refuses to issue national stay-at-home order
• Mother Jones: Трамп’s press conferences are just infomercials now
• The Daily Show: The Dotard’s best word bracket—THE FINALS
• Trevor: Talking coronavirus with medical professionals & politicians
• Now This: Chris Cuomo opens up about his experience with COVID-19
• Sky News: Black and hispanic people ‘twice as likely to die’ in US from COVID-19
• Bruce W. Nelson: “We’re Talkin’ Trump” blues
• Seth and Amy: Really!?!—McConnell blames impeachment for Трамп’s COVID-19 response
• Lauren Mayer: “Is he really going out again?”

• Mark Fiore: Jared’s coronavirus task force
• Conan: Jesus’s socially distant Easter plans
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп will protect us
• The Late Show: Trump won’t be following CDC recommendations on wearing masks in public
• Now This: Трамп had plenty of warnings and still ignored the coronavirus
• Randy Rainbow: ANDY!
• Vox: The big lesson from South Korea’s coronavirus response
• AJ+: Why South Korea’s death rate is Lower than U.S.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s a cheerleader
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic exposes economic inequality
• Stephen: Pod Save America crew—Трамп’s coronavirus briefings offer dangerous mixed messages
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to MOVE Easter!:

• Late Night coronavirus PSA
• Lauren Mayer: I love a Governor
• Ari Melber: Трамп fact-checked for dangerous coronavirus claims
• Trevor: Трамп won’t wear mask as U.S nears “Pearl Harbor” moment
• MetalТрамп: Bleed
• The Late Show: A sweaty Mark Esper attempts to defend the firing of a navy captain over his COVID-19 warning
• Bruce W. Nelson: Jared!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants everyone to forget he ignored repeated coronavirus warnings
• The Daily Show: The winner of the Трамп’s best word bracket

Full Frontal: True American heroes—Katie Porter’s props.

Roll Call: Three ratings changes put Senate majority within reach for Democrats.

Bill Maher: Rain or shine monologue.

Winlar: Millionaires paid by billionaires:

Tooning Out The News: Season 1 Premiere.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders, bowing out of the race, gently breaks the news to supporters.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: Stay home and fill out your 2020 census!

Jimmy Fallon: Joe Biden talks quarantine campaigning and COVID-19 response.

Bill Maher: Working from home.

#ТрампPlague:

• Desi Lydic talks to literally the hottest doctor in America
• WaPo: Sean Hannity wants to rewrite history on FAUX’s coronavirus coverage.
• The Late Show: King Kong makes a nonessential visit to the Empire State Building
• Bruce W. Nelson: Don-a-rrhea!
• Vox: Coronavirus is not the flu. It’s worse.
• Trevor: Gun sales are up, jobs are down & Dr. Fauci faces threats
• Stephen: Jonathan Karl is on the front lines of Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings
• Seth Meyers: Трамп brags about his ratings during coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: The Dotard thinks medical professionals are stealing masks.
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп tries to help Georgia
• The Late Show: Bob Dylan sings lengthy songs about U.S. Presidents to help pass the time during the quarantine
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus for her!
• Bill Maher: New Rule: Worst responder:

• John Oliver: Coronavirus Part III
• Francesca Fiorentini: Is the economy trying to kill us?
• Mark Fiore: Are you smarter than a grownup?.
• Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—Change we can believe in
• Now This: Brutal political ad calls out Трамп coronavirus testing failures
• Jaboukie Young-White: The search for a coronavirus vaccine
• Bruce W. Nelson: Three cheers for Трамп’s TV ratings!
• WaPo: What Трамп has said about China and the coronavirus
• BuzzFeed: Disaster expert reveals common mistakes of social distancing
• Trevor: The Dotard’s “new tone” on coronavirus
• The Late Show: Трамп claims hospitals are hoarding medical supplies
• Robert Reich: How to prepare for the Трамп recession
• Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders discusses COVID-19, Medicare for all and coronavirus stimulus
• Jimmy Dore: DR. Fauci calls Jimmy Dore & is frank:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп goes golfing during the coronavirus.
• Stephen: America’s obsession with Gov. Cuomo has gone to a weird place
• Now This: Chris Mann’s quarantine parody of Adele’s “Hello”
• Mother Jones: The Трамп administration ignored Warren’s and Murray’s pandemic preparedness questions in 2018
• OPR: Jesus Christ cancels return to earth amid pandemic
• Daily Show: Trump’s new coronavrius strategy
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin debunks 10 coronavirus myths
• Full Frontal: An honest coronavirus briefing from the White House
• Trevor chats with Bill Gates on fighting coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: Now has come the time
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп takes action for Louisiana.
• Trevor: Leadership during coronavirus—Where Does Трамп stack up?
• Lauren Mayer: When Gramma braved the line at Costco:

• Stephen: Speaker Nancy Pelosi on how we go forward has to have transparency and accountability
• Lars von Retriever: Metal Трамп—Down with the Sickness (disturbed)
• Trevor: The Dotard Трамп—“Tiger King” President
• Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on Трамп’s coronavirus response
• Jimmy Fallon: “Weird Al” Yankovic turns “One More Minute” into a social distancing anthem
• Now This: Why abortion should not be limited during the COVID-19 pandemic
• The New Yorker: Why social distancing is our best chance at beating coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: The devil has come
• Seth Meyers with some coronavirus news
• The Late Show: Трамп unveils the latest medical testing technology
• J-L Cauvin: Helpful Трамп says to follow Dr. Fauci
• Trevor: Gavin Newsom on handling the coronavirus in California

Full Frontal: You’ve never seen anything like this.

Bill Maher chats with Sen. Bernie Sanders

Samantha Bee: The 2020 election—What do you have to lose?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

BuzzFeed: The 2020 census explained by puppies and kittens.

Winlar: GFOAD:

The Dotard Трамп And Other Agents Of Death:

• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket—Round 3
• Bruce W. Nelson: Social distance has weakened my resistance
• Minute Physics: How to tell if we’re beating COVID-19
• Trevor: Dr. Fauci answers questions about coronavirus
• Now This: Arizona man dies after trying Трамп-suggested coronavirus “cure”
• Seth Meyers: White House and Senate reach deal on coronavirus stimulus package
• Rachel Maddow: Fighting COVID-19
• Chris Hayes: If there are not sufficient ventilators, people will needlessly die
• Lauren Mayer: Teaching at home
• Daily Show: PSA for the unwanted groceries
• Jonathan Mann: Let all the old people die:

• Wired: ER doctor explains how they’re handling COVID-19
• Trevor: States enforce quarantines to discourage travel
• Now This: Survivor recalls 1918 flu pandemic that killed 50 million people globally
• Mark Fiore: Grand Ol’ Death Cult.
• The Daily Show: The gift that keeps on giving—Love toilet paper
• PSA: Stay the fuck at home!
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID dance, opus 19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lashes out as Americans remain under lockdown
• Trevor: Трамп & the “cure worse than the problem” debate
• Now This: Viral poem describes living through the coronavirus pandemic
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs God on Easter
• Samantha Bee: COVID-19 is the world’s worst coworker
• Daily Show: Remembering when coronavirus was contained
• Vice News: Трамп spent months saying everything is fine as U.S. coronavirus cases skyrocketed
• Randy Rainbow: social distance

• The Daily Show: Bleeping The Dotard’s lies
• Mother Jones: Трамп vs actual world leaders during a global pandemic
• Seth Meyers: Трамп fights with governors & reporters over coronavirus response
• Jordan Klepper versus Трамп supporters
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic compares to the Spanish flu
• Samantha Bee: The episode of ER no one asked to be a part of
• Vox: Why paid sick leave is essential to beating coronavirus
• Trevor: Faster tests, postponed Olympics & states on lockdown
• Vice News: Трамп’s dangerous and racist coronavirus name game
• Jonathan Mann: Gimme shelter in place
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to reopen America as coronavirus pandemic accelerates
• The Daily Show: Coronavirus briefings are the new Трамп rally
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence and The Dotard Трамп press conference
• Trevor: Трамп’s big plan to “pack churches” on Easter

Full Frontal: Shocking—Democrats negotiate with Mitch McConnell using his favorite move.
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Jimmy Kimmel: An interview with Vice President Joe Biden
• Full Frontal: Furry politics
• The Daily Show: FAUX News is very concerned about this presidential candidate’s brain

Full Frontal: Women of Congress dunking highlights

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

My Corona!

• Daily Show: Трамп puts his racism on full display with coronavirus
• Trevor: Quarantine Dispatch—Трамп gets serious & NYC shuts down
• The Atlantic: James Hamblin, M.D., answers your coronavirus questions
• Lauren Meyer: Can’t help touching that face of mine
• Conan’s guide to taking selfies while social distancing
• Robert Reich: What’s missing from the coronavirus bill
• The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air: We’re all in this together
• Samantha Bee: Beeing at home—Wash your hams
• Randy Rainbow: The CORONAVIRUS Lament:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Formal Friday, testy Трамп & the killers
• Daily Show: The future of handshakes
• Now This: Top 5 most shocking coronavirus stories this week
• Mother Jones: Трамп acts like a disaster movie villain
• Trevor: China recovers & U.S. Senators profit off the pandemic
• Ari Melber: From ‘hoax’ to war—Reversing course, Трамп invokes ‘war’ powers to combat coronavirus
• Daily Show: Inspirational achievements under quarantine
• AJ+: Your most Googled COVID-19 questions answered by an expert
• Trevor: Трамп’s bullshit corona cure & sad spring breakers
• The New York Times: How coronavirus racism infected my high school
• Now This: Bill Gates warned us about pandemics multiple times
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin answers 50 of the most Googled coronavirus questions
• John Oliver: Coronavirus II
• WaPo: Five ways to deal with coronavirus induced anxiety
• The Late Show: A special “social distancing” edition
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID 19 lullaby:

• The Atlantic: The great toilet-paper panic
• Conan: Homemade hand sanitizer
• Vox: How soap kills the coronavirus
• Lauren Mayer: We’re having a pandemic but I swear I’ve just got seasonal allergies
• Daily Show: Coronavirus thank force
• Mark Fiore: Keep your distance!
• Trevor: Extended thoughts on Трамп’s initial response to coronavirus

The Daily Show: Kosta’s stock trading tips

Misc. Dotard Трамп Crap:

• Bruce W. Nelson: Kiss that bottom (The Mike Pence theme song)
• The Daily Show: Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. play the Трамп’s best words bracket
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Sad But True
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket round 2

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg guest hosts the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Now This: Here’s why this Seattle millionaire CEO wants to be taxed more.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (sans coronavirus content!).

We’re All Gonna DIE!

• Stephen: Трамп hasn’t been tested for coronavirus despite possible exposure, and refuses to take precautions
• WaPo: Fact checking The Dotard’s address to the nation about coronavirus
• Trevor: Coronavirus misinformation & toilet paper panic
• Seth Meyers: Trump addresses the nation on the coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: Трамп keeps pretending coronavirus is no big deal
• Bill Maher: Surreal time
• Jimmy Kimmel: The 5 Stages of coronavirus
• Stephen: Neil deGrasse Tyson on coronavirus—Will people listen to science?
• Conan: Трамп downplays coronavirus
• Vice News: The Dotard wants to make sure you know who’s to blame for the coronavirus
• The Daily Show: PANDUMBIC (the official trailer):

• Trevor: Трамп’s coronavirus address, blooper reel included
• Lauren Mayer: There’s plenty of toilet paper for everyone
• Now This: Hillary Clinton defends Obama Admin from Трамп Theories, coronavirus blame
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The U.S. failed to have coronavirus tests ready for the public
• WIRED: Could mass quarantines in the U.S. work?—Health expert explains what you need to know.
• Seth Meyers: Markets plunge as a lifelong scam artist lies about coronavirus response
• The Late Show: The UW’s corona express
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus is not an excuse to be racist
• Now This: FAUX News coverage of coronavirus vs. ebola
• Stephen: Rep. Matt Gaetz forced to self-quarantine on Air Force One with The Dotard on board
• WaPo: What the 1918 influenza pandemic can teach us about the coronavirus outbreak
• Trevor: Combatting coronavirus with “social distancing”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts as coronavirus is declared a pandemic
• Rachel Maddow: Infection rate charts forecast steep rise in US coronavirus cases
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus fact vs. fiction
• Mark Fiore: The healthiest man on the planet.
• Mother Jones: Watch Трамп’s coronavirus hypocrisy in two simple clips
• The Late Show: Coming to a port near you—The bug boat
• Stephen: Daily life is changing for millions of Americans as coronavirus crisis grows
• Chris Hayes: How Трамп’s mistakes made coronavirus worse
• Daily Show: PANDUMBIC 2 (The sequel):

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is terrified of getting coronavirus
• Now This: Fact-checking Трамп’s coronavirus Oval Office address
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus state of emergencies, cheap flights and cancellations
• Trevor: Bill de Blasio—Confronting the coronavirus outbreak in New York City
• Stephen: The Dotard golfs while markets tumble and health officials rush to produce coronavirus tests
• Sky New: COVID-19 is ‘much, much worse than Ebola’
• Conan: Embark on a coronavirus-free solo cruise
• The Late Show: Introducing Boston hand sanitizer
• Trevor: Coronavirus impacts Tom Hanks, the NBA and monkeys in Thailand
• Stephen: Трамп, who has been exposed to coronavirus, tries to reassure the public that he’s in control

Vice News: This woman survived a mass shooting and is working to prevent the next one.

John Oliver: Sheriffs.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Life-long Scam Artists:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s family profits off policy meant to help low-income communities
• Robert Reich: Will The Dotard Трамп get reelected?
• Now This: Who is Mike Pence?
• Bill Maher: Ass kisser of the month:

• Daily Show: Трамп’s best words—Bracket edition
• Full Frontal: Don’t mess with Texas—The Longhorn state’s tussle with Trump’s border wall.

Now This: Here is what the world would look like with no oceans.

The Atlantic: The world without giraffes

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Stephen: Joe Biden threatens to fight a pro-gun voter in Detroit
• SNL Weekend Update: Biden is the front runner.
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 2
• James Corden: An old white guy won Tuesday’s primaries
• Bill Maher: Rachel Bitecofer—Election whisperer
• Stephen: Biden’s big Tuesday night
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 3
• Trevor: Biden wins big and beefs with a union worker
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The 2020 campaign must change shape in light of the pandemic

Vox: How San Francisco erased a neighborhood.

Samantha Bee: America’s gig-based economy gets zero stars.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.