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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/13/26, 8:35 am

Surprise! It’s snowing in Downtown Seattle. Nothing sticking, but maybe upland or a place with a little less urban heat island? Anyway…

  • Sine Die on a legislature that passed the millionaire tax, but probably unnecessary pain until it’s implemented. In general, a lot of good things, but also a lot of potential left on the table.
  • WTF KIRO?
  • I love every story about people using waste for good products.
  • I’m not the hiker, and I don’t think any of the writers here are hunters, but man big money ruins everything.
  • Wild that they’re still making preparations for the Iran game in the World Cup.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 8:55 am

    Next up: Another Democrat cave.

    Guy Benson
    @guypbenson

    Sen. Slotkin (D-MI), re: the terror attack in her state, just said DHS needs to be funded. She voted YESTERDAY to keep it unfunded/closed. That vote ended after she publicly acknowledged the attack on social media. Four jihadist attacks on the Homeland in two weeks. DHS closed.

    7:44 AM · Mar 13, 2026

    Meanwhile, expect the ODU cadets who beat to death the POS terrorist who murdered their instructor to be treated by prosecutors as if they were Derek Chauvins.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:05 am

    Cuba is cracking under pressure from DJT47

    Announcement comes after Cuba says it would release 51 prisoners

    Diaz-Canel’s televised announcement came after it was said that the Cuban government would release 51 prisoners off the island.

    Cuban leaders said the move is an act of good will, stemming from the country’s close relationship with the Vatican.

    The Vatican has helped to broker prisoner release deals in the past.

    This announcement about the release of prisoners comes as the nation remains in a humanitarian and economic crisis.

  3. G spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:10 am

    what a shit show this Clown has created.

    Sleeper Cells and complete world disorder. WWIII

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5781703-kosovo-kfor-troops-lawmakers-letter/

  4. G spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:13 am

    6 more dead Americans thanks to Isreal and Drumpf.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:24 am

    @ 4

    … more dead Americans thanks to …

    HIV transmission by silly homosexuals who won’t wear the raincoat.

  6. lmao spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:37 am

    Four jihadist attacks on the Homeland in two weeks. DHS closed.

    I wonder fucking why.. Easy peasy.. Take off the fascists masks, wear fucking cameras and stop killing american citizens..

  7. G spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:39 am

    HIV transmission by silly homosexuals who won’t wear the raincoat.

    Oh, don’t forget all the Neanderthal Heterosexuals who transmit it too, and/or just decide to kill the bitches because they cooked diner the wrong way.

    Should I google to delve into the details of the lates baby momma killing. Bitch got fat, and she had to go.

  8. Den Haag spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:42 am

    Hegseth

    We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies.”

    No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It is a war crime.

    This tape will be played at trial.

  9. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:43 am

    Some of the Neocon crazy bastards are starting a talk about bringing back the draft. That’s a nonstarter from the get. That would be like dropping a turd into the party’s punch bowl and expecting everyone to not notice.

    As far as Zionists are concerned, a turd in the punch bowl is just hunky-dory, so long as the US keeps this BS up for Greater Israel!

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 9:51 am

    @ 6

    I wonder fucking why.. Easy peasy.. Take off the fascists masks …

    YLB thinks the POS terrorist who did the Michigan thing yesterday was acting out because of ICE, and not because Israel bombed the living shit out of his brothers and their kids last week in Lebanon.

    Michigan synagogue attacker’s relatives killed in Israeli airstrike in Lebanon, officials say

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/us/michigan-synagogue-attacker-relatives-killed-airstrike-invs

    A rather silly take on the whole thing, but if all you’ve got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And YLB’s got a big, silly hammer.

  11. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:05 am

    @ 9

    Some of the Neocon crazy bastards are starting a talk about bringing back the draft.

    The 2025 NDAA was passed out of House committee by a 57-1 vote. It includes a provision to add men to the Selective Service database, automatically, when they turn 18.

    The military draft language was added to the bill by a Democrat:

    Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, D-Pa., sponsored the automatic registration language and called it both a money-saving and common-sense reform.

    “By using available federal databases, the [Selective Service] agency will be able to register all of the individuals required and thus help ensure that any future military draft is fair and equitable,” she said during debate on the idea Wednesday night.

    Tell me again about all of those House Armed Services Committee Democrats being reclassified as “neocons”.

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:08 am

    The Trump spokesman says all options are on the table and panty-twisting liberals decide that means he’s bring back the draft.

    Silly.

    I thought she meant that we’re gonna nuke Moscow and Beijing. /sarc

  13. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:08 am

    @11: It’s a topsy-turvy world now. Blumenthal may as well be Lindsay Graham. Both are Neocons and Zionists.

  14. G spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 10:10 am

    It would be nice if DHS focused or cared about terrorist attacks. But looks like they are probably hanging out at Red Lobster.

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