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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/9/26, 8:25 am

How are you this lovely morning? I can really tell the sun isn’t coming up at its absolute worst time.

  • Switch your fleet to electric vehicles.
  • SPD trying to bigfoot the mayor.  Come on buddy. The actual changes seem pretty good.
  • Erika Evans is such an improvement at City Attorney.
  • The creeps at ICE should stop looking at Washington State driver’s license data.

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  1. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:36 am

    ex magat, ex-Mormon, ex-trad wife, ex-christian nationalist has stuff to say about what magat “men” want for a wife:

    https://youtu.be/6dbF5eub05o?si=65oQvqlmEa_WSSue

    Extensions, lashes, glossy curls, contouring “everywhere”, push-up bra, Erika Kirk style racoon eyes, stiletto heels, skin tight pencil skirts from forever 21, caked on foundation, so much jewelry, long super bright nails, tons of spray tan, spanx and church girl voice. And eventually plastic surgery.

    Bottom line: magat “men” want a drag queen for a wife and when she’s all glammed up for instagram?

    People in comments ask if she’s trans – like Caitlyn Jenner’s sister.

    Definition of drag: a form of performance art, entertainment or self-expression involving exaggerated feminine or masculine personas with elaborate wigs, costumes and makeup.

    File all of this under “MAGAt face”. Dumbfuck this is what klownservaturdism has turned you and your frat or vip lounge “bros” into. Sad pathetic fetishists.

  2. Fresh Vag spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:38 am

    Men want the Young Pussy!

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/03/20/justin-eichorn-minnesota-resigns/82578291007/

  3. Soaring Deficits spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:38 am

    You go on the friendly confines of Fox News and say you’re cooking the books.

    FOX: Revisions — October is down 68,000 jobs. November is down 8,000. What do you make of that?

    HASSETT: We still have to get the BLS numbers to be more reliable

  4. Sunday Sports spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:40 am

    We dress in drag all the time! And we even show some naked ass through Our tights.

    Come join us this Sunday. We’ll put our asses in your face, right on TV, and you can salivate over us, in secret!

  5. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:41 am

    Tee up, magatry!

    https://evoke.ie/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/GettyImages-1411740934.jpg

    Fore!

  6. F the Jews! spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:44 am

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/racist-gop-us-senate-candidate-throws-nazi-salute-while-hosting-antisemitic-rally/ar-AA1TGxmK?ocid=BingNewsSerp

    This is just good fun.

  7. Elon Musk spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:45 am

    Well obviously I’m not going to STOP Grok from producing AI Child Porn I’m going to make the image enhancer a paid service to profit off child porn.

  8. Slip Slidin’ Away spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:47 am

    ICE on ice.

    https://bsky.app/profile/noturtlesoup17.bsky.social/post/3mbyw5gnqkk2r

  9. ANTIFA spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:35 am

    Dumbfuck will probably take the day off now that still more bystander video and bodycam shows he wasn’t run over (Donald Trump), wasn’t hit (Noem) wasn’t in the path of the car (Vance) and Good getting killed for ‘taunting’.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:50 am

    The cell phone video of the LEO who shot the lesbian poet domestic terrorist has been released.

    Yeah. He’s in the clear.

    She FA. She FO. But hey, in her last minute prior to acute lead ingestion at least she and her wife were having a swell time.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:58 am

    Relevant to 10,

    https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-minneapolis-minnesota-ice-shooting-1cd447e8963456af2be9a24d660ed1d6

    They cooked images of gang tattoos on Abrego Garcia to frame him in the media.

    This administration lies.

    And obviously so does the troll .

  12. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:00 pm

    @10 LMAO… Hardly dumbfuck.. Just shows the asshole fumbling its phone while apparently reaching for its weapon to kill. Good is clearly shown turning her steering wheel to the right to avoid the murdering asshole.

    And let alone the cell phone video may be deceptively edited as is so typical of your ilk. yawwwn.

    Did the asshole spend time “recovering” in the hospital as per your beloved orange dear leader?

    As always, nice try.

  13. ANTIFA spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:05 pm

    @myself

    Turns out that’s NOT bodycam this dumb Nazi was shooting on his own cell phone and released it.

    Wonder if being on your phone on duty is per regulations and training? Wonder of ‘distracted policing’ is dangerous like ‘distracted driving’? Wonder why his video shows Good rapidly turning rhe whell away from him if he was “Driving at” (Trump, Noem, Bovino et al) him?

  14. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:13 pm

    Awwwww…. Minneapolis is setting up its very own Durkan Kill Zone.

    Mario Nawfal
    @MarioNawfal

    🇺🇸 “AUTONOMOUS ZONE” IN MINNEAPOLIS, CALLED A “NO-GO ZONE” FOR POLICE

    An “autonomous zone” has been reportedly declared in Minneapolis, spanning several blocks and being described as a “no-go zone” for police.

    Makeshift barricades are set up at intersections, “guards” are posted, and some residents are being blocked from driving to their homes.

    Source:
    @nicksortor

    3:15 PM · Jan 9, 2026

    Looking forward to seeing some protester popsicles.

  15. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:20 pm

    It appears the cell phone video was leaked to a magat propaganda site.

    My first thought is don’t trust it but let’s give it the benefit of the doubt for the moment.

    The two women’s worst words for the agent was “dude” and “big boy”.

    The video ends with Ross bleating “fucking bitch”..

    Sweetest bleats ever to dumbfuck ears.

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:22 pm

    @ 12, 13

    The direction of the steering wheel is irrelevant if the vehicle is not responding because the front tires are slipping on the road ice. She’s responsible for the vehicle’s direction, not just for where she thought the vehicle’s direction might be.

    She hit him with her vehicle.
    He fired his service weapon because she hit him with her vehicle.
    She bought it because she hit him with her vehicle.
    He’ll be quickly exonerated because she hit him with her vehicle.

    At least she had fun right up until the time she got herself shot.

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:23 pm

    @ 15

    The video ends with Ross bleating “fucking bitch”..

    Probably not. Those words came from a voice not near the microphone.

  18. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:24 pm

    Durkan Kill Zone.

    Dumbfuck is a big fan of its own “kill zone”. The Jan 6 pants shitter, hee hawley, kankun ted kill zone.

    Hey that skinny guy from Missouri just voted on seizing power from orange pants shitter over its plans for conquest. Must be atoning.

    https://abc7chicago.com/post/senate-advances-war-powers-resolution-rein-president-trump-venezuela/18372940/

  19. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:34 pm

    The direction of the steering wheel is irrelevant if the vehicle is not responding because the front tires are slipping on the road ice. She’s responsible for the vehicle’s direction, not just for where she thought the vehicle’s direction might be.

    You just admitted you’re a fucking liar when you pretty much grant that she turned her steering wheel away from the asshole.

    He not only put a bullet through the front windshield. He put two more bullets in the driver side door open window as the car moved forward and away. That is clearly documented in other video.

    You LIED when you called her a “terrorist”. You are a piece of shit.

    This video compared with other video says to me it’s deceptively edited.

  20. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:39 pm

    Hey dumbfuck I bet Ross’ bleat of “fucking bitch” brought back sweet memories of Ted Yahoo of FL.

    Too funee.. the team you knee pad for…

  21. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:44 pm

    Wonder if being on your phone on duty is per regulations and training?

    Naah.. ICE/CBP does that all the time. I’ve seen plenty of those assholes taking photos and vid of resistors and their vehicles. He was taking video of the car’s license plate and whatnot for retaliation later.

    The “retaliation” came all too soon.

  22. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:50 pm

    YLB does not like to lose.

    Claiming “deceptive video” makes YLB feel better.

    Apparently describing a ricochet of a bullet fragment off of Charlie Kirk’s chest plate made YLB feel better, too.

    YLB lives in a world in which things that did not occur or do not exist become important. God knows why, but they become important to YLB.

  23. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:58 pm

    @ 19

    This video compared with other video says to me it’s deceptively edited.

    Some clown on YouTube told you it was deceptively edited.

    Your need to win, YLB, tells you it was deceptively edited.

    You have a much better chance at some sort of a “win” by dropping the claim of murder with the first shot and focusing on the second and third shots. He fired through the windshield because he was in front of a car that had just hit him.

    Focus on why he fired through the open window if you want a win, YLB. But you lose, bigly, when you question the first shot.

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:02 pm

    YLB, CNN obtained the video and reported on it.

    Why is CNN not claiming that it may have been deceptively edited?

    YLB, is it because you know more than CNN does? Is it because CNN is part of a conspiracy to harm the far-left?

    YLB? Twice in this thread you have brought up deceptive editing. Why didn’t CNN?

    And do you still think a ricochet fragment off of Charlie Kirk’s chest plate caused his death?

  25. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:09 pm

    This is best breakdown I’ve seen.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/videos-contradict-trump-account-fatal-ice-shooting-minneapolis-rcna253107

    The critical observation is “Ross’ legs appear to be clear of the vehicle.”

    The asshole wasn’t hit. But assholes like dumbfuck will lie about this to their own dying day.

  26. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:10 pm

    It seems that libbies are no longer claiming that conflicting commands were being issued to the lesbian poet domestic terrorist before she tried to run down a LEO.

    Is it because the LEO’s video recording only captures one command, repeated four times in quick succession?

    Or is it because libbies are correct about the conflicting commands but unknown evil-doers deceptively edited out the conflicting audio, as YLB claims?

    YLB, are you claiming that the video was deceptively edited, that the audio was deceptively edited, or that both were deceptively edited?

    YLB?

  27. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:11 pm

    Why is CNN not claiming that it may have been deceptively edited?

    Some clown on YouTube told you it was deceptively edited.

    Just my two cents.. My call alone fuckwad. Based on its source. Based on how your ilk fellated JOKIII. Remember JOKIII?

    fucking asshole.

  28. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:15 pm

    @ 25

    The asshole wasn’t hit.

    The text in your link does not say he was not hit. It says he was not knocked down.

    You know why the article does not address whether he was hit.

    Don’t you, YLB. Keep clinging to the distinction between being hit and being run over. It’s the only thing that prevents you from the realization that you need to take the L on this one, too.

    Your weakness, of course, will prevent you from the admission that you need to take the L.

  29. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:16 pm

    Dumbfuck lives in a world of “dumb cunts”, “unserious twats”, “chicks with dicks” and “fucking bitches”.

    Because it “married up” and “married well”.. yawwwn. What a miserable asswipe you are.

    Your weakness, of course

    LMAO…

  30. FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:22 pm

    Random twatter quotes random twatter. Dumbfuck

    Say did anyone see the video Racist MLB Pitcher John Rocker posted of hime being a dick and using a Hispanic accent “Housekeeping, Meeent for pillow”
    While knocking on doors of Oklahoma daycares?

    Stay classy, John

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:22 pm

    NBC News didn’t say it was deceptively edited, YLB.

    NBC News said it was verified:

    >> Reporter: OF COURSE WE CAN’T
    3:47
    GO INTO SOURCING ON THIS, BUT
    3:49
    THIS IS A VIDEO THAT HAS BEEN
    3:51
    VERIFIED FROM OUR BIG TEAM HERE
    3:52
    AT NBC NEWS.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCraIlM8OHo

    YLB, do you still claim the video was deceptively edited?

    YLB, in addition to knowing more than CNN do you also know more than NBC News?

  32. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:24 pm

    And look at dumbfuck trying to hide its shame of calling a woman avoiding being manhandled by masked thugs a “domestic terrorist”.

    It babbles that a woman with young kids wants to intentionally mow down an armed thug instead of just getting the fuck away from them.

    Piece of shit.

  33. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:27 pm

    knowing more than CNN do you also know more than NBC News?

    Uhhhh.. dumbfuck.. you believed in JOKIII vids did you not?

    I don’t see how CNN and anyone can verify shit even if the asshole handed its phone to them. Quite a bit of time has passed.

    Dang, you’re pretty tiresome. and silly.

  34. ANTIFA spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:28 pm

    @16

    The bothersome fact the officer’s own video and all the bystander videos show otherwise.

    But good try.

  35. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:28 pm

    Just tell us you have changed your mind about the accuracy of the video, YLB.

    BTW the NBC News segment, all nine minutes of it, did not go into whether or not the LEO was hit.

    There is a reason for that. We know from the other videos that he was. There’s no reason for continued debate on that point. NBC News moved on.

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:32 pm

    Iran has cut internet access to its citizens.

    The reason we are still able to see what Iranian citizens are doing is Elon Musk’s Starlink is providing video.

  37. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:33 pm

    All this gaslighting is a futile attempt to prevent this clusterfuck from turning into another George Floyd moment.

    And only blocks away from the original.

    It’s just doing the opposite.

  38. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:36 pm

    Just tell us you have changed your mind about the accuracy of the video, YLB.

    Nope.. I don’t take orders from a pos like you. Never have, never will.

    We know from the other videos that he was.

    I notice you don’t link to them. Prove it.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:39 pm

    CNBC today:

    The Atlanta Fed’s rolling measure of incoming economic data is pointing to gross domestic product increasing at a 5.4% annualized pace in the fourth quarter. That comes off a third quarter in which the broad growth measure rose at a 4.3% rate.

    In addition, consumers, who power two-thirds of the $31 trillion U.S. economy, spent heavily during the holiday season. Adobe estimates that online spending rose 6.8% from a year ago to a record-setting $257.8 billion.

    Unemployment rate down 0.2% from last month, too.

    No wonder YLB is betting the ranch on the latest video being deceptive. YLB desperately needs a win.

  40. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:41 pm

    describing a ricochet of a bullet fragment off of Charlie Kirk’s chest plate

    I cribbed that from an always wrong wing military sniper who is a Charlie Kirk fan.

    Made sense at the time. Way more sense than a 30.06 making no exit wound. Way more sense than Charlie Jerk being a “man of steel”..

  41. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:46 pm

    The last thing that the lesbian poet domestic terrorist heard before the gunshot that sent a bullet into her brain was the command from her POS wife, “Drive, baby, drive!”

    That was the command she chose to obey. She’d still be alive had she listened to LEO instead.

  42. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:48 pm

    Unemployment rate down 0.2% from last month, too.

    yabut the participation rate.. unadjusted?? lmao…. you’re trying too hard dumbfuck.. You desperately need the “W” to have a prayer of believing all of us HA regulars aren’t lmao at you.

    the pain out there is all too real.

    Oh yeah I believe the top 10 percent is spending like crazy. Good for them. If you’re fortunate enough to haul in AT LEAST 210k yearly, why not spend it while you can.

    140k allows you to get by paycheck to paycheck..

    The rest? Good luck.

  43. FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:49 pm

    DOOCY: I see the American flag lapel pin. What’s the other pin

    TRUMP: That’s called the happy Trump

    Wiles, “We give him one when he eats at least half his vegetables and when he hits the toilet and every day he doesn’t rape a teenager.”

  44. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:50 pm

    So dumbfuck where’s the link to the vid where the murdering asshole was hit?

    I’ll wait.

  45. The Midterms spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:54 pm

    the lesbian poet domestic terrorist

    The fun part is knowing every time a spokeshole or keyboard warrior posts it a Reagan Republican votes Democrat.

  46. ANTIFA spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:03 pm

    Trending on the Socials…

    “I can’t join ICE because…”

    I can’t join ICE because I have more than half the credits for an Associate Arts.

  47. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:05 pm

    YLB claims that the video in @ 25 is the best. YLB also claims that the LEO’s cell phone video was “deceptively edited”.

    Which is ironic, because check out the edit in the video YLB likes, which occurs between 1:13 and 1:17. What was the purpose of the cutaway at the most critical moment?

    YLB is a low-information clown, who is easily persuaded and prone to believing crackpots like some Charlie Kirk fan who claimed a shrapnel ricochet and not the primary bullet is what opened up Kirk’s neck.

    This is why YLB will always be desperate for a win. Perpetual losers usually are.

  48. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:24 pm

    believing crackpots like some Charlie Kirk fan

    and military sniper who did multiple combat tours who backed up his analysis with video..

    btw, speaking of which, where is that video where the murdering asshole got hit by the car?

    Hmmm. Don’t see it @47.. Dumbfuck being a coward..

  49. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:27 pm

    Here’s how CNN describes the LEO’s cell phone video, YLB:

    •
    Live Updates
    Video captured by the ICE agent gives a raw, up-close perspective of the moments surrounding his fatal shooting of Renee Good

    No mention of “deceptively edited” in that front-page headline.

    YLB, why is that? Have you contacted CNN yet to tell them that they might be making fools of themselves by missing the deceptive editing you so easily have identified?

  50. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:33 pm

    @49 LMAO… Still no video of the asshole getting hit by the car.

    Instead it pukes up CNN’s clickbait..

    Your desperation is too funnee kreepfuck..

    Let’s see the video proof of the asshole being hit by the car. Again quoting YOU:

    “She hit him with her vehicle.”

    Let’s see the proof. You said it exists. Be “serious”.

  51. FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:37 pm

    Hmmmmm…

    Chad Loder
    @chadloder.bsky.social

    Apropos of absolutely nothing to do with the masked men with no visible agency insignia carrying crates of who knows what out of the shooter’s house, but HBO just released an amazing documentary into DHS “shadow units” whose job was to destroy evidence of Border Patrol’s crimes

  52. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:45 pm

    @51 Yes it’s from the Daily Mail:

    Daily Mail images captured half a dozen Federal officers wearing masks and balaclavas, one carrying pepper spray and another wielding an assault rifle.

    They entered the smart five-bed home before carrying out five large plastic crates, a computer tower and a stack of picture frames.

    The agents climbed back into their unmarked trucks afterwards to form a defensive formation around a personal vehicle that drove out of the garage.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15449879/federal-agents-guns-swarm-jonathan-ross-home-hiding-minneapolis.html

    If it was a Dem in the White House, kreepfuck would be bleating “cover-up”.

    5-bed? WTF? Is this a gung-ho repuke trust fund kid?

    Btw, it seems Ross is married to a Filipina IMMIGRANT.. Ironic isn’t it? yabut she’s LEGAL.. yeah so are asylum seekers, TPS, etc.

  53. FKA Hops spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:49 pm

    Dumbfuck is, of course, unable to comment with all those DHS balls in his jaws.

    Chad Loder
    @chadloder.bsky.social

    Fleeing the scene of a crime.

    Destroying a crime scene.

    Seizing direct evidence and then refusing to provide it to the MN Attorney General’s office.

    Refusing to make the shooter or ANY witnesses available for questioning.

    Masked men clearing boxes out of the shooter’s house.

    Nothing to see here

  54. Elon Musk, a genius, spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:54 pm

    if the vehicle is not responding … She’s responsible for the vehicle’s direction,

    Beautiful heuristic. Let’s get it programmed into FSD immediately.

  55. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:59 pm

    Actually that Daily Mail piece goes quite into depth about Ross.

    Iraq war vet. MAGAt to the core. Def a shoot first, ask questions later sort of goon.

    Very suspicious. Going missing. DHS goons confiscating his things.

  56. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:10 pm

    @6 He’s not going to be a U.S. senator, not even in Florida, not now or ever. If campaign cash is any kind of barometer, the leading Republican candidate has $3.6 million on hand to his $1,800, a 2,000-to-1 spending advantage.

  57. Ruff Riff spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:17 pm

    Sex Club deformed face.

  58. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:23 pm

    @16 The direction of the steering wheel is irrelevant if the vehicle is not responding because the front tires are slipping on the road ice. She’s responsible for the vehicle’s direction, not just for where she thought the vehicle’s direction might be.

    The direction of the steering wheel is relevant to show her intention. Whatever her responsibility for the vehicle’s direction of travel may be, striking a person intentionally or by accident aren’t the same thing. As Justice Holmes famously said, “Even a dog knows the difference between being stepped on and kicked.” Are you arguing this ICE agent doesn’t? It’s pretty clear you don’t.

  59. Al S Heimers spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:25 pm

    He’s on this again today. Happy Semiquincentennial, America

    I’m a fan of Denmark too. They’ve been very nice to me. But the fact that they had a boat land there [Greenland] 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own the land. I’m sure we had lots of boats go there also.”

  60. Me Love You Long Time, Joe! spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:31 pm

    yabut she’s LEGAL..

    Yabut, you know he fucking ordered her out of a catolog and only closed the deal after taking her for a few test drives back in Manila. Nudge-nudge. Wink-wink.

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:38 pm

    The videos and news reportss leave ambiguity as to what happened. It should up to an inquest jury to determine whether the shooting was justified. From my position, viewing the incident as objectively as I can, based on the videos I’ve watched and news reports I’ve read it seems possible to me that an inquest jury could find that:

    A. Good was participating in a protest (“supporting her neighbors”)
    B. Good intentionally positioned her car in the street to block movement of ICE vehicles
    C. The ICE agent who grabbed her car door handle intended to arrest her for impeding ICE operations (note: under federal law such an arrest could be lawful, as ICE officers are authorized to arrest U.S. citizens in two circumstances: (1) if they assaulted an ICE officer, or (2) for impeding an ICE enforcement action)
    D. Ross, the ICE agent who shot her, was standing in front of her car when it began moving forward
    E. The car was moving forward at very slow speed, and Ross had time to get out of the way, and did get out of the way before he opened fire
    F. Ross was never in any danger of being dragged, but may have opened fire because he thought the ICE agent grabbing at the car’s door handle was in danger of being dragged (note: the law would allow him to use force to protect himself or
    others)

    If an inquest jury makes all these findings, the question then becomes whether Ross’s use of force was necessary and reasonable. I don’t think so, but if the above is what happened, that might warrant downgrading charges from murder to manslaughter.

    For HA purposes, if Doctor Dumbfuck can put himself in the place of an inquest jury and make conclusionary statements, then so can I, and it remains my position that killing Good wasn’t necessary for officer safety, nor reasonable, and this was a non-justified homicide that, when considered in the light most favorable to the office, evinced a reckless indifference to the value of human life.

  62. Chief Sealth spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:46 pm

    But the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own the land.

    That’s all I’m saying!

  63. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 3:52 pm

    @ 61

    … it remains my position that killing Good wasn’t necessary for officer safety …

    It was your position that a thug shot several times in the chest while bull-rushing a LEO was a “fleeing felon”.

  64. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:03 pm

    Do any other HA libbies share YLB’s delusion that the LEO’s cell phone video was “deceptively edited”?

  65. John D Rockefeller spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:07 pm

    Just the dumbest mother fucker alive

    He should follow Mr. Global.

    Trump on American oil companies’ work in Venezuela: “They’re gonna taking the oil and they’re gonna bring oil prices down”

    Part 1. American Oil companies are heavily invested in Canadian Heavy Crude extraction. Helping put Venezuelan Heavy Crude into the supply will decrease that investment.

    Part 2. Current futures are lower than the break even point for Venezuelan Heavy.

    This major fuck up never reads a balance sheet dumbass thinks US Oil companies are willing to lose big money on this adventure.

  66. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:20 pm

    @65 Apart from security concerns that could include disgruntled locals resentful of their oil being stolen by foreigners attacking oil workers and sabotaging pipelines …

  67. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:21 pm

    I say that Ross’s cell phone video shows us nothing of any relevance insofar as a homicide investigation is concerned.

    It’s the least useful of any of the widely published videos so far. It does not show Ross’s position with respect to the vehicle he shot at. It does not show his proximity to the vehicle he shot at. It does not show the direction of the vehicle movement at the moment that Ross opened fire. It gives us a very limited sense of the speed of the vehicle with respect to Ross and other pedestrians at the time he opened fire. It indicates that immediately before Ross opens fire the vehicle was moving very, very slowly. It indicates the Ms. Good was vigorously cranking the sterring wheel in a clockwise direction to steer the vehicle away from Ross.

    If it was altered, it was done in a way to remove information that would have implicated Ross. But nothing in in implicates Good.

    Dumb.

    The

  68. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:21 pm

    @63 Given your track record of resenting human life, and celebrating violent deaths, I don’t consider you an authority on legal or moral questions of justification.

  69. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:25 pm

    Do any other HA libbies share

    that dumbfuck’s slander and homophobia towards a murdered mother of 3 speak to anything resembling “intelligence” or “seriousness”?

  70. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:29 pm

    @ 65

    Part 1. American Oil companies are heavily invested in Canadian Heavy Crude extraction. Helping put Venezuelan Heavy Crude into the supply will decrease that investment.

    Then how come Suncor is at an all-time high?

    Asking for a friend who sold covered calls on the shares because he didn’t expect them to rise so quickly to the call level.

  71. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:31 pm

    @ 68

    … I don’t consider you an authority on legal or moral questions of justification.

    If the bullet holes are in the chest, the deceased was not running away at the time he bought it. One not be a legal authority to employ common sense.

  72. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 4:35 pm

    Still no video proof from dumbfuck of Ross the murderous asshole being hit by the car, intentionally or not.

  73. ANTIFA spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 5:05 pm

    Yup.

    Charlotte Clymer
    @CharlotteClymer.bsky.social

    He didn’t shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn’t afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

  74. Market Timers spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 5:14 pm

    Then how come Suncor is at an all-time high?

    Now why would an established Canadian heavy crude firm rise when for the immediate future Venezuelan Heavy is off the market?

    Did you really, fake trading claims aside, really ask a question that dumb?

  75. Nationalize the Industry spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 5:47 pm

    ‘I am the socialist now!’

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    Please be informed that we will no longer let the American Public be “ripped off” by Credit Card Companies that are charging Interest Rates of 20 to 30%, and even more, which festered unimpeded during the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration. AFFORDABILITY! Effective January 20, 2026, I, as President of the United States, am calling for a one year cap on Credit Card Interest Rates of 10%. Coincidentally, the January 20th date will coincide with the one year anniversary of the historic and very successful Trump Administration. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

    234 ReTruths 815 Likes. Jan 09, 2026, 7:10 PM

  76. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 6:19 pm

    @69 The woman-hating incel troll doesn’t value human life, and no doubt is for summary execution of lesbians. Also, I’ve noticed his zeal for law and order abruptly ends at party lines.

  77. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 6:38 pm

    @70 Then how come Suncor is at an all-time high?

    Maybe because opening the Transmountain Pipeline expansion allows Suncor to export more oil to Asia?

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 6:43 pm

    @75 The short response is banks and credit card issuers couldn’t do that until Republicans repealed usury laws. And you can be sure that whatever Trump’s motives are, protecting consumers isn’t one of them.

  79. Dumbfuck Hillbilly spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 6:57 pm

    @75

    Hey Don! Is it ok I purchase a new car on my credit card? I probably won’t pay it off the first year, but it’ll be ok!

  80. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 7:08 pm

    In other news, a federal judge has blocked Trump’s attempt to freeze child care funds to five Democratic states, and the Washington National Opera is leaving the Kennedy Center because of Trump’s renaming shenanigans.

  81. Pedos are Us spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 7:35 pm

    https://apnews.com/article/vivek-ramaswamy-bodyguard-drug-trafficking-charges-43f50ac7d4e93a25ddd4dba2468e83a0

    Drugs! Drugs and Baby Vagina! How great is that!

  82. Pedos are Us spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 7:37 pm

    Release the Epstein Files.

    RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

    RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE MADAME MAXWELL

  83. Nation of Pedos spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 7:40 pm

    USA! 🇺🇸

  84. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:08 pm

    Hey y’all!

    Just checking in with a “EUROWATCH” update.

    The silly lying troll’s most recent non-sock-puppet activity landed at 16:31 PST. That’s 1:31 the next day in the early morning westernmost Europe. It’s now currently early morning in that part of the world.

    Hope the silly, aging Fucktard remembered to set an alarm.

  85. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 9:32 pm

    I’m curious to see if the silly Fucktard checks in with some activity as soon as the Friday Night Multimedia drops. That would be consistent with his usual MO. And that would be useful in supporting his embarrassing lie. But it comes with a problem for the old guy.

    When midday western Europe rolls around the poor old guy is probably going to be very fast asleep having succumbed to the effects of the R&R Canadian doubles he consumed while watching his favorite college sport ball game in his trailer. And he probably won’t be able to come around until well past mid afternoon western European time.

    😁👍

  86. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 10:54 pm

    @ 85

    European breakfasts are wonderful, n’est pas?

    Also true:

    • Minnesota is swimming in fraud fully sanctioned by Boxcheck Momala’s personal choice to be her running mate – after all of the competent choices told her they weren’t interested.

    • The shooting of the lesbian poet domestic terrorist is clearly justified. She FA. She FO.

    • British Airways is making a mistake by closing its assistance line from 1am-7am PST.

  87. Shoeonhead spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 10:57 pm

    You morons!

    You idiots!

    You imbeciles!

    Kamala Harris?

    Really?

    -Shoeonhead

  88. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 10:57 pm

    Iranians for freedom!

    Iran’s leader accuses protesters of acting for Trump

    And for Trump, says the ayatollah.

    Donald Trump lives rent free these days in the minds of despots all over the world.

  89. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:01 pm

    The best thing to happen to Tim Walz since closing remarks of his takedown by JD Vance is the justifiable killing of a lesbian poet domestic terrorist.

    Takes some of the heat off of all of the fraud he’s overseen during his time as governor.

  90. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:13 pm

    Biggest losers: Democrats.

    Argentina’s Milei News 🇦🇷🤝🌎
    @ArgMilei

    15h
    BREAKING🔴
    MILEI FULLY REPAYS CURRENCY SWAP TO THE U.S.

    In a major economic achievement for President Milei, Argentina has fully and rapidly repaid the US$ 2.5 billion drawdown from a US$ 20 billion currency swap facility with the United States Treasury.

    Announced by U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, the repayment — completed in December 2025 — clears all outstanding pesos from the Exchange Stabilization Fund (ESF).

    The swap, established in October 2025, provided urgent liquidity to stabilize Argentina’s exchange rate and financial markets right before Argentina’s midterm elections—which Milei later won by a landslide.

  91. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 11:26 pm

    Oh look the monkeys in cages @86 – 90 are pulling on their gonads again.

    Isn’t that precious.

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