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Thursday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 1/8/26, 8:15 am

Sorry I missed it yesterday.

Anyway, the legislature starts next week. A new mayor and City Attorney as well as new City Council members in Seattle. There are great new elected officials in cities and counties all over Washington. And I believe, I know that state and local issues matter so much. Maybe more than National ones.

And yet… ICE agents killed a woman a thousand miles away, and it’s top of mind here. Fuck man. Nobody deserves that. I hope that the agent faces consequences and real justice.

And for the people who obstructed aid, and for the liars trying to cover it up. A plaintive hope for justice isn’t enough.

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  1. RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:34 am

    The phrase “you allow one Nazi into your bar and suddenly you’re a Nazi bar” has become a widely referenced metaphor for the dangers of tolerating extremist racist, misogynistic, homophobic slurs even in small or seemingly benign forms.

  2. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:03 am

    so jerkoff dickhead bowman babbles that we’re all “gaslighting” our dumbfuck troll..

    Awwwwww…

    The troll asked for ring cams.. This qualifies:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-breaking-anti-ice-anti-trump-protests-rock-minnepolis-new-york-after-ice-agent-kills-woman/vi-AA1TPHkI?ocid=BingNewsVerp#details

    The original higher quality video is disturbing enough. The asswipe fascist is clear seen unholstering and pointing its weapon as she has backed up her vehicle to drive past the asshole.

    This is clearly murder by a braindead fascist. This article says at least 5 have been killed by these fascist assholes.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/driver-shot-in-minneapolis-is-the-at-least-the-fifth-person-killed-in-us-immigration-crackdown/ar-AA1TLUCZ?ocid=BingNewsVerp

  3. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:10 am

    The news sites are full of the uproar over the killing of Renee Good.

    But the assholes aren’t standing still over it. The fascist purge continues:

    https://newrepublic.com/post/205071/minneapolis-cancels-school-high-school-raid-students-teachers

    Kristi dogkiller is cosplaying as Madame Goebbels in NYC:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/news/kristi-noem-shares-update-on-ice-agent-who-shot-minneapolis-woman/ar-AA1TPIii?ocid=BingNewsVerp

    DHS apparently is opening a two front war on American cities.

  4. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:22 am

    Better link to ring cam video:

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/08/us/video/minnesota-shooting-ice-video-before-shooting-digvid

  5. California Redistricting spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:25 am

    In other news, Riverside County Sheriff Chad Blanco has announced a run for governor. Cool. Stepped up to a mic and uttered the phrase ‘Waste Fraud and ABUSE’ four times in eight minutes so MAGA man angry at Gavin.

    Let’s focus on the important bits.

    In addition to being the highest paid sheriff in the state, Chad’s office has a slightly better than 5% clearance rate* of violent and major property crimes since he took office in 2019.

    So yeah, Chad sucks at his job.

    *clearance is not even conviction. Clearance is merely that the office has ‘solved’ the case and sent a final recommendation to prosecutors.

  6. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:58 am

    5,

    It’s hard to solve crimes when your agency is involved in committing most of them.

    RCSD is the largest criminal gang in the state.

  7. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:00 am

    Newsom and Bonta may finally want to do something about it.

  8. RNG spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:06 am

    I am at the “found out” part.

  9. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:17 am

    8,

    Troll,
    Please list her “fuck around” steps that led up to this.

    Try your very hardest not to resort to fabrications. Remember your current score sits at 6. Don’t let me down.

  10. RNG spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:22 am

    Troll,
    Please list her didn’t “fuck around” steps.

    Try your very hardest not to resort to fabrications. Remember your current score sits at >6. Don’t let me down.

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:22 am

    She “dared” to attend a protest? Nope.

    She “dared” to disobey orders from armed, masked assailants? Nope.

    She placed one of the lives of the armed, masked assailants in danger? Nope.

    She “dared” to strike one of her armed, masked assailants with her car? Nope.

    Everyone now needs to develop their own personal plan for how they will survive their encounter with ICE.

    LPT: it looks to me at least like the only viable plan is to shoot back. I can’t actually think of what Renee Good might have done differently that would have improved her chances other than that.

  12. AB spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:26 pm

    Not a clue where I ended up after I climbed through that broken window.

    But a little voice told me my family has gotten 5 million dollars of free stuff from my beloved orange dear leader. Hail dear leader!

    Can someone help me “find out” where the hell I am right now?

  13. The former Renee Nicole Good spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:26 pm

    Challenge accepted.

    Dustin Grage
    @GrageDustin

    🚨 FLASHBACK: Minnesota’s leading Democrat candidate for U.S. Senate urged activists to “put your body on the line” to protest Trump.

    Democrats are putting people in danger.

    9:50 PM · Jan 7, 2026

  14. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:36 pm

    12, 13,
    The lying troll retreats into sock pupetry!

    Hillariously weak!

  15. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:39 pm

    @13 LMAO.. Jan 6 “ya gotta fight like hell”..

    Oh yeah, with poles and stun batons.

    Ashley Babbit and the Qanon lady? Bodies on the line?

    Thanks for the laugh.

  16. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:39 pm

    Democrats are putting people in danger.

    Number 11 in less than 24 hours! Well into double digits now.

    It’s very clear now that there is nothing on earth that Renee Good could have done differently to have survived this encounter with ICE (other than to have fired back). Any one of the armed and masked assailants shouting conflicting orders at her might have concluded just as Jonathan Ross did that she was putting them in “danger” by not following their orders.

    And I could not have hoped for a better and more apt demonstration of the lying practices of the MAGA troll when he knows his ideology of murderous violence and bigotry is being discredited. The lies will just pile up and pile up until he can hide his weak character and his degenerate ideology behind them.

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:42 pm

    What’s the only way a poet can earn a six-figure income?

  18. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:46 pm

    On the Nazi trash site that the sock puppet troll links at 13 the MAGA “patriots” are currently masturbating to Grok’s latest AI images of Renee Good’s naked corpse bleeding out in her car surrounded by her children’s stuffed animals.

    “Very fine people”.

  19. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 12:49 pm

    Hey is it true that Nick Shirley was at Jan 6 but only its cosplaying grandmother went into the Capitol building?

    What a coward. It could have “fought like hell”…

    https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w?si=RP9t04PMEjglr8jZ

    Too scared to “find out”.

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:05 pm

    Today’s CNN headline:

    Minnesota officials say they’ve been blocked from ICE shooting investigation

    The coverup and whitewashing have begun.

  21. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:06 pm

    The Atlanta Fed’s GDP Now estimate for ’25 Q4 has jumped to 5.4%.

    Confidential to YLB: Stagflation requires stagnant growth.

    5.4% growth is not stagnant.

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:13 pm

    @11 Everyone now needs to develop their own personal plan for how they will survive their encounter with ICE.

    See #46 of previous thread.

  23. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:13 pm

    Atlanta Fed’s GDP Now estimate

    Under Biden the troll would have called an “estimate” “fucking around”

    and the eventual “adjustment” “finding out”..

    yawwn… next?

    Oh yeah troll, get back to me when the bottom half of household incomes gain more than 2.5 percent of wealth instead of like.. losing more.

    And a “gdp” measured in great measure by energy wasting AI data centers don’t mean shit to people paying higher energy bills.

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:14 pm

    @ 20

    Scroll down a bit and CNN writes,

    Multiple videos of the shooting reviewed by CNN show nuance, and exactly what took place before the shooting remains unclear.

    Nuance. Not murder.

    Oh, and a lack of clarity. I wonder if Elijah knows that.

    It was a shooting by a federal officer and the FBI handles those investigations. Not Minneapolis police detectives named Mitzi who wear hijabs to curry favor with Ilhan Omar’s buddies.

  25. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:17 pm

    22,
    According to Comandante Bovino and Vice President Diet Private in the operation resulting in the murder of Renee Good, Bovino’s team was “going door to door” as they moved through that leafy, tree-lined Minneapolis residential neighborhood.

    So what’s your revised plan?

  26. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:21 pm

    Also on CNN’s website:

    One video of the incident obtained seems to show the car making contact with the officer before he fired his gun the first time.

    Elijah, why are both CNN and NBC reporting that the lesbian poet domestic terrorist hit the LEO with her car?

  27. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:23 pm

    @25 Don’t open the door.

    I hope you’re not going to tell me they were kicking down doors and walking into residences without a search warrant.

  28. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:23 pm

    Nuance. Not murder.

    That’s a dozen lies in under 24 hours!

    There’s nothing in that report ruling out murder.
    And all murder scenes are characterized by complexity and nuance. Nuance does not preclude murder. It almost always defines it.

    The lying troll will just keep right on lying.

  29. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:25 pm

    @ 23

    Under Biden the troll would have called an “estimate” “fucking around”

    You have access to the HA database, YLB. Should be easy for someone in your position to prove.

    I can wait.

  30. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:28 pm

    @24 “Nuance” is why you need investigation, dumbass. And last I checked, murder is a state crime in Minnesota, no matter who commits it.

    The feds investigate federal crimes. It’s appropriate for the FBI to determine whether the shooter criminally violated her civil rights. State authorities investigate state crimes. It’s appropriate for Minnesota authorities to investigate whether this homicide is a murder.

    What’s not appropriate is for federal LE agencies to prevent state LE agencies from carrying out their own investigation. Especially when the perp is an agent of a federal LE agency, and the federal government is a potentially liable tortfeasor, with a self-interest in withholding, altering, or “losing” evidence.

  31. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:31 pm

    I hope you’re not going to tell me they were kicking down doors and walking into residences without a search warrant.

    That has happened.

    If you plan to rely on Fourth Ammendment protections perhaps you’ll be so kind as to explain the Fourth Ammendment authorities that allowed these unidentified, masked, and heavily armed assailants slow rolling through a tree-lined Minneapolis residential neighborhood to enter and occupy the curtilage of the homes they passed, confront the occupants when they emerged to identify the source of noise and unrest, detain them, issue orders to them, and in some cases relieve them of their personal property such as cell phones? (yes, I’m telling you that happened too)

    So again, what’s that plan of yours?

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:36 pm

    @31 Not drive your car, no matter what else happens, because it’s perfectly clear several incidents, of which this is the latest, that when ICE is in your neighborhood, anything you do behind the wheel will be interpreted as an attack on trigger-happy agents eager to kill American citizens, including sliding on an icy street and attempting to steer into the slide as you were taught in driving school. And your dead body will then be labeled a “domestic terrorist” by your killers.

  33. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:36 pm

    Dictionary
    Definitions from Oxford Languages ·

    curtilage
    /ˈkəːt(ɪ)lɪdʒ/
    noun
    an area of land around a house and forming one enclosure with it.
    “the roads within the curtilage of the development site”

  34. Grand Old Pedophiles spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:39 pm

    If you elect me we’ll have MORE murders in the street. Public executions are BACK BABY!

    JD Vance
    @JDVance
    Every congressional democrat and every democrat who’s running for president should be asked a simple question:

    Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over?

    These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it.

    Wonder how deranged mother following the commands shouted at her to move out of the way plays with independents. We’ll get to that later.

  35. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:39 pm

    Elijah, why are both CNN and NBC reporting that the lesbian poet domestic terrorist hit the LEO with her car?

    It’s a Baker’s Dozen of troll lies!

    Neither media source has reported this (once again ignoring the weak shit effort to smear the murder victim). Come back if/when they have and that might not be a lie.

    We can all easily see that they have reported that some raw and unanalyzed videos and images seem to show from a sufficient distance or compromised angle that contact might have taken place. But they offer no conclusion, as the lying troll does, that the driver was the cause of this possible contact (her masked, unidentified murderer was moving fast and aggressively in the moments before he shot her in the face), if that contact even happened, which these and other sources admit other, better views would clearly contradict.

    Fucking lying troll fixin’ to pull an all-nighter of lies on this one.

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:41 pm

    Look who didn’t wait until half of Minneapolis burned down this time around:

    Minnesota Governor authorizes state National Guard to support local law enforcement
    From CNN’s Taylor Romine and Brad Parks
    Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has authorized the state’s National Guard to help support local law enforcement.

    Boxcheck Momala was a clown of a presidential candidate, and she picked a clown of a running mate.

  37. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:42 pm

    Curtilage, for legal purposes, is defined according to how courts define it. It does not include public streets. It definitely includes a front porch, so if ICE agents are going door to door, they’re entering curtilage.

    The general rule is they have the same right to be there as a Girl Scout selling cookies. Unless there’s a “No Soliciting” sign or a locked gate, they can come up on the porch, ring the doorbell, and ask the speak with the residents.

    If asked to leave, they must leave, unless they have a search warrant signed by a judge authorizing them to enter the premises to conduct a particularized search for person(s) or item(s) specified in the warrant.

  38. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:43 pm

    32,
    So even if we agree to limit the threat to motorists (which is not at all true), how do you plan to know in advance when ICE operations are in your area to avoid being in your car early enough to not be faced with the choice that Renee Good was faced with?

    Your plan is incomplete. And Bovino does not announce his plans or offer warnings.

  39. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:44 pm

    @ 35

    … was moving fast and aggressively in the moments before he shot her …

    This will come as news to YLB, who in the previous thread wondered why the LEO did not move before firing.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:45 pm

    @31 You and I both know the Fourth Amendment is unenforceable against the federal government in most instances.

  41. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:46 pm

    @34 Every voter should ask himself or herself this question: Should I vote for a fascist liar like you, and what will happen if I do?

  42. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:46 pm

    37,

    Geezus, was that what the lying troll was claiming there, that curtilage includes public streets?

    Well, I guess that’s fourteen, if I’m being perfectly honest.
    I wonder why (I do not) why MAGA trolls are compelled to produce so many idiotic and ridiculous lies at moments like these when their ideologies of bigotry, and authoritarian violence are under examination? (We know)

  43. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:51 pm

    40,

    So what the fuck is your plan?
    Quit trying to deflect.

    Everyone now needs a plan for how they will survive their encounter with ICE.
    You just concluded that they are not obligated by law to respect the Fourth Ammendment’s protections for privacy including warrant requirements. So what good is hiding in your house going to do? You can only avoid being in your car if you have prior warning that they are operating in your vicinity Renee Good did not. By the time she did she was already in her car and trying to obey their orders to leave. And you just admitted that they can just break into your house without a warrant if they want to. So how do you plan to stay alive when you encounter ICE?

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:55 pm

    @38 Look, let’s be honest here, people have limited options against Nazi invasions. In this case, armed resistance isn’t one of them, and shouldn’t be. About all we can do is try to restore the rule of law, and hold the Nazi invaders of our neighborhoods accountable, by never ever voting for any Republican, and then conducting some sort of Nuremberg after they’re overthrown.

    As we saw today, there are no Republicans independent of Trump, no matter what they may promise their constituents or say on the campaign trail. We saw that when a bill which passed the House unanimously failed to override Trump’s veto. This means Republicans who voted for the bill voted with Trump to kill their own bill, because fealty to Trump is more important than anything else. Therefore, they prioritized his revenge impulses above the welfare of their own constituents. And this is what they will do every time.

  45. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:59 pm

    @ 42

    I learned a new word. Shared it. Nothing more.

  46. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 1:59 pm

    why the LEO did not move before firing.

    He did move.

    He moved toward what he falsely claims he was afraid of. He actively and aggressively positioned himself in front of the murder victim’s vehicle so get a clear head shot and he stepped into the moving vehicle as it successfully avoided his attack.

    Thanks for bringing that up, Fucktard.
    You were better off with the lying, honestly. But I guess your all too obvious obsession with lmao got the better of you. Get a grip. And maybe take your hand out of your pants.

  47. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 2:02 pm

    45,

    Working the refs?
    I suppose it really is that bad. You’ve run up quite a score on yourself.

    Okay. I can easily afford it. I’ll roll the score back to 13.
    You won’t stop.

    You can’t.

  48. Midterms spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 2:14 pm

    In other news.

    After UNANIMOUSLY approving two water projects, flood abatement in Florida and Drinking water in Colorado…

    Grand old Pedophiles in the house took Donnie’s veto down the throat and said, ‘Yes yes yes oh yes cum in my mouth Donald. We love it.”

    Whatever dear leader wants is SUPREME. Fuck them citizens.

  49. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 2:38 pm

    @ 46

    He actively and aggressively positioned himself in front of the murder victim’s vehicle so get a clear head shot and he stepped into the moving vehicle as it successfully avoided his attack.

    From @86 in the DL thread:

    Libbies will be onto “he jumped into her path” soon enough.

    Did I call it or did I call it?

    You libbies are so predictable.

  50. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 2:41 pm

    Where’s the interview with the physician who was prevented from providing aid to the lesbian poet domestic terrorist, libbies?

  51. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 2:47 pm

    You libbies are so predictable.

    Incompetent, untrained, badly supervised sport-murdering cops are what is so predictable.

  52. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:11 pm

    The House just passed a three year extension of APTC, 230 to 196.

    There is a real price for sport-murdering innocent mothers in front of dozens of witnesses and cameras.

  53. ACAB spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:20 pm

    Sad pathetic Dumbfuck licking boots again.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1q7mm8o/synced_videos_show_ice_agent_was_not_hit_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

  54. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:27 pm

    50,
    You were saying? lying.

    Right back to 14. So predictable.

  55. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:30 pm

    You have access to the HA database, YLB. Should be easy for someone in your position to prove.

    I can wait.

    LMAO!! Anything to detract that you didn’t believe “estimates” under Biden and crowed when they were adjusted downward.

    Get back to me when the estimate is proven lowballed fuckwad.

    The db is just scraped articles and comments and other relevant accessible data like timestamps from the raw html files. The actual blog db is accessible only to David Goldstein and hacking that would be total assholery.

  56. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:36 pm

    The National Catholic Reporter:
    “The vice president’s comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel.”

  57. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 3:42 pm

    Jonathan Ross should be investigated for eventual prosecution on state charges.

    https://www.startribune.com/ice-agent-who-fatally-shot-woman-in-minneapolis-is-identified/601560214

    Thank you for identifying this murderer Kristi dogslayer and cosplayer aka Madame Goebbels..

  58. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:18 pm

    The lesbian poet domestic terrorist committed violent socialist suicide by cop.

    US News
    Renee Nicole Good was Minneapolis ‘ICE Watch’ ‘warrior’ who trained to resist feds before shooting

    As a lesbian, she planned to share those 72 virgins with Mohammed Atta.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:20 pm

    @42 Because it’s all they’ve got.

  60. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:23 pm

    HA libbies will be beside themselves when they realize that Tim Walz is activating the National Guard to keep protesters away from ICE.

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:24 pm

    @43 I don’t have one yet, do you?

    In Vietnam, the plan was to keep your head down, return fire, count the days left in your tour of duty, and leave that fucking shithole country the instant your tour of duty ended and you had orders to sky out of there on a Freedom Bird back to “the world.” Trying to win the war wasn’t part of anybody’s plan.

    Although I have 13 month of experience with being shot at by bad guys under my belt, there are some difficulties inherent in attempting to transpose the above strategy to a situation where I’m being shot at in my own curtilage by my own government, which I haven’t quite sorted out yet.

  62. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:26 pm

    @58 A hit piece from the Murdoch Post that doesn’t prove shit about intent to harm fascist assholes with a vehicle. And it lies about intent to use the vehicle to harm not 1 but 2 fascist assholes.

    So she and her partner actively opposed fascism. The more who do that, the better.

  63. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:29 pm

    HA libbies are so invested in rewriting the history of a lesbian poet domestic terrorists last few minutes that they are missing what is happening in Iran.

    The lesbian poet domestic terrorist is no George Floyd. She FAFOd, and was trained for it.

  64. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:29 pm

    58,
    It’s after 1 am in “Europe”.

    That’s 15, you pathetic, compulsive liar.
    What a sad joke you are.

  65. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:32 pm

    @ 62

    … doesn’t prove …

    No, it doesn’t. But it does prove the lesbian poet domestic terrorist’s mother didn’t know her own daughter, and it raises questions about the lesbian poet domestic terrorist’s intent.

    I can wait. Meanwhile, we’re about to learn a whole lot more about ICE Watch, and about the only charter school in America that liberals do not oppose.

  66. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:37 pm

    61,
    I don’t think most Americans will be able to fully appreciate the predicament we are currently in until they can ask themselves this question, and discover as you have, that they don’t have any good answer.

    I can well appreciate how anyone with your experiences would find some stark parallels between your 13 months of service in modern military combat and this predicament imposed upon our peaceful communities by the Republican Party.

    Those stark parallels are the entire point.
    Everyone in America needs to get that point before it’s too late, if it isn’t already.

  67. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:38 pm

    @45 Well, please don’t go sharing bad interpretations of legal terms. That’s like me offering to perform surgery.

    Let a licensed attorney (nothing “former” about it; I just renewed my license, and I’m authorized to give legal advice and practice law in the State of Washington and federal courts) try to be helpful here.

    The law and legal profession use many words that do not have their common language meaning. Words classified as “legal terms of art” have very specific meanings for legal purposes which are assigned to them either by statutory definition or interpretation by the courts. Furthermore, the law and legal practitioners use language with a high degree of precision, so there’s not much wiggle room or space for sloppiness.

    The notion of curtilage extending into the public street is, shall we say, a blurry understanding of the word as a legal term of art. Even the front yard may be questionable, although that may depend on the facts of the case, as so many things in law do.

    You can, of course, try to guess at where your curtilage stops. However, when — not if, but when — ICE comes knocking at your trailer, you’ll probably be better off to call an actual lawyer rather than figure out this out yourself.

    That’s because your track record so far at making sense of legal terminology isn’t very good.

  68. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:40 pm

    58,

    “US News”

    Intentionally mislabeling an html link to a Rupert Murdoch controlled tabloid makes 16!

    Nice!

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:45 pm

    @48 That’s what I said at #44, but you said it more eloquently.

  70. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:47 pm

    who trained to resist feds before shooting

    That’s 17, from the same false post.
    Wonderful! A “two-fer”. My goodness.

    Nothing in that disorganized tabloid AI slop of adjacency makes that claim. Without follow up or corroboration, a claim from random stranger on the street is unworthy of consideration.

    What a pathetic compulsion. Watching this unfold is like watching a mass casualty motor vehicle accident in agonizing slow motion.

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:48 pm

    @52 In the case of that vote, I think it has more to do with self-preservation.

    While we’re on this topic, the Democrats will have an opportunity on Jan. 31 to defund ICE. If Republicans don’t go along, they can shut down the entire government, not just ICE.

    Which might not be a bad idea. Conservatives aren’t always wrong when they argue no government is better than the government we have. That’s generally true when they’re running the government.

  72. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 4:52 pm

    @57 The fact he was previously dragged makes it likely he was predisposed to shoot at moving vehicles regardless of legal justification.

    If I’m the lawyer defending him, I’ll argue he was suffering from PTSD and should have been put on disability, not back on the streets with a gun, and he too is a victim of ICE mismanagement.

  73. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:00 pm

    72,
    I’d love to see them make a non compos defense to murder charges. Think about the subpoena opportunities it would open up. And portraying Bovino’s CBP as “mad dogs” set loose with machine guns in our communities is a great outcome.

  74. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:03 pm

    I think it’s time to disarm ICE.

    Provision can be made for specially trained armed squads tasked with moving dangerous offenders from jails to detention facilities and other special tasks, but beyond that there’s no need for ICE agents to be armed.

    The illegals they’re chasing aren’t a threat to them. At most they might try to run away, or struggle a bit while being seized, zip-tied, and shoved into vans. But virtually none of them are armed and there haven’t been incidents of ICE agents being shot or stabbed by people they’re trying to arrest. This work isn’t comparable to raiding drug houses; it’s more akin to picking up truants and taking them to school.

    It’s true they’ve had bottles and other objects thrown at them by protesters, including a sandwich in one instance, but to the extent protesters might pose a threat of physical injury to them, they can and should partner with local law enforcement to provide security and crowd control.

    The bottom line is rounding up illegal aliens is among the safest law enforcement work there is, and putting ill-trained, frightened, trigger-happy agents-for-a-day recruited from unemployment lines on the streets with guns is a fucking bad idea.

  75. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:06 pm

    Democrats will have an opportunity on Jan. 31 to defund ICE. That partly explains the obvious efforts (as documented herein) to flood the zone with lies. They have very little time to try to distort the record and instruct people to ignore the evidence of their own eyes.

    The rest of the explanation lies very simply in the character of the average Republican. That’s documented on the Fucktard troll’s favorite Nazi trash site where Republicans are gleefully sharing AI generated porn images of Renee Good’s corpse and attempting to dox her orphaned children so that they too can be targeted. As we’ve seen the Fucktard troll is trying to dox her children’s school in hopes of getting some weird beard’s to show up there with machine guns.

  76. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:14 pm

    @58 The lying never stops. That link is to New York Post, not U.S. News. And New York Post is hardly an objective source. Speaking of sources, theirs probably was the DHS spokesperson. The article is full of conclusory opinions, rightwing lingo, and insinuations (e.g., her daughter attends a “woke” charter school), while awfully short of evidence.

    But even if Ms. Good was a “lefty activist” on scene monitoring ICE activities, that doesn’t change the legal criteria for justifiable homicide. And there’s a ton of video evidence from which a court can determine justification; no need to rely on yellow journalists for that.

  77. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:16 pm

    Gosh, I sure hope for the sake of the Fucktard lying troll’s silly lie about “being in Europe” that no dramatic news breaks in the next few hours that he will want desperately to come on here and lie about.

    Oooops.

    Thursday afternoon Bovino’s CBP Fat Asses shot two people in Portland, Oregon

    https://www.opb.org/article/2026/01/08/portland-shooting-federal-agents/

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:18 pm

    @60 Are you sure he isn’t activating them to protect peaceful protesters from violent ICE agents? Just asking.

  79. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:23 pm

    Initial reports are that CBP shot a husband and wife Thursday afternoon at the 10000 block of SE Main, which is the aproximate location of Adventist Healthcare. But the bodies of the deceased were somehow recovered 2.5 miles away at NE 146th and Burnside.

  80. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:27 pm

    @77 Yeah, but this time they knew exactly who they were shooting at, thanks to the agents’ Superman-like x-ray vision:

    In a post on X, DHS said the passenger in the vehicle was from Venezuela and illegally in the United States and affiliated with the transnational Tren de Aragua prostitution ring.

    https://katu.com/news/local/ice-shoots-two-people-in-portlandoregon

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:32 pm

    Trump is ordering quantitative easing (aka QE), although it’s unclear who is to carry it out.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/08/trump-mortgage-bonds-rates-fannie-freddie.html

  82. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:44 pm

    From KATU in Portland:

    U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents shot and wounded two people in Portland on Thursday afternoon, saying its agents acted in self-defense when the driver of a vehicle they had pulled over tried to run them over, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security said.

    Provacatively similar.

    There are clearly plenty of cameras in Portland from what I can tell.

  83. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 5:48 pm

    This must be just agonizing for the sad, lying troll right now.
    “Venezuelan”, “TDA”, and Portland all in the same story.

    Looking forward to seeing the video and getting the identities of the victims. Hoping for their swift recovery.

  84. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 6:09 pm

    Beginning in 2026, the new National Parks America The Beautiful annual parks pass was updated at the direction of the MAGA White House to feature the scowling image of the Pedophile President alongside George Wasington. Immediately people began to present the passes at park entrances with stickers covering the pedophile’s face. At the direction of the drug-addled pedophile and to protect his fragility, the Department of the Interior immediately issued revised rules threatening to void the $80 passes if the incontinent, decompensating dementia patient’s image is covered up.

  85. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 7:42 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck likes the sight of blood so much he must be a vampire.

  86. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 7:46 pm

    The vampire troll is at it again today, lovin’ the sight of spilled blood.

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:05 pm

    If you can’t get a CDL because of poor English, you can still get a job as an ICE agent.

    https://www.rawstory.com/ice-shooting-2674862836/

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:07 pm

    The shooter apparently is an Iraq War veteran. I’d say PTSD for sure.

    Meanwhile, administration flacks are pointing out he was injured in a previous dragging incident as if that somehow entitles him to shoot a motorist who wasn’t dragging him.

  89. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:38 pm

    Ya know, after a rough couple of days maybe Minneapolis could use some levity. May I suggest this SNL skit from 2014, spoofing events in Ferguson, MO?

    No ICE in that morning juice squeeze to go with the frittita, now.

  90. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:41 pm

    @ 74

    I think it’s time to disarm ICE.

    @ 75

    Democrats will have an opportunity on Jan. 31 to defund ICE.

    Awwww, look who’s already forgotten about the downstream effects of defunding the police, merely a few years ago. At least the Seattle City Council realized what a stupid move that would be before doing it.

  91. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:41 pm

    89,

    Just three hours of sleep?

    Sure, bigot.

  92. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:49 pm

    @ 82

    “When agents identified themselves to the vehicle occupants, the driver weaponized his vehicle and attempted to run over the law enforcement agents. Fearing for his life and safety, an agent fired a defensive shot. The driver drove off with the passenger, fleeing the scene,” DHS said.

    That’s one bullet, two down. Like McClane.

    DJT47’s federal government is not one to waste money on ammunition.

  93. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:51 pm

    @ 91

    Just three hours of sleep?

    Four. Plus about 1 1/2 mid-day yesterday.

  94. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 8:56 pm

    Steny Hoyer is 86.

    “I did not want to be one of those members who clearly stayed, outstayed his or her ability to do the job,” he told the Post.

    Say, I wonder if the 2024 post-mortem that the DNC Chair refuses to make public might have something to say about old politicians staying well beyond their effectiveness expiration dates.

  95. Likely Outcome spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:02 pm

    I think Trump will be removed from office within two years.

    And not by some violent activity.

    It will be done using the Constitutional process.

  96. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:10 pm

    @ 95

    I think Trump will be removed from office within two years.

    You thought we would have eight years of President #CrookedHillary.

    Venezuela’s dictator removed.

    Iran’s regime hanging on by a thread.

    Cuba wondering where the money will come from.

    China wondering where the oil will come from.

    5.4% GDP growth. Equity market advances reflective of that.

    Inflation under control.

    Seems the perfect environment to give President JD Vance nine years in the Oval Office instead of eight.

  97. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:12 pm

    The troll is just doing the same stupid shit it did for Abrego Garcia.. babbling the magat line ad nauseam.. and slinking off to the next pile of shit when the old shit wore out.

    yawwwn.. so predictable..

  98. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:21 pm

    @90 I’m not in favor of defunding real police, only fascist thugs terrorizing our communities.

  99. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:25 pm

    @92 “When agents identified themselves to the vehicle occupants, the driver” should have realized they had no jurisdiction to make demands of her, or order her out of the vehicle.

    When you watch that video of the ICE agent grabbing her car’s door handle, my friends, please recall that ICE has no authority under law to issue traffic tickets or to detain citizens.

    They are not traffic cops. They are not general law enforcement. They can’t even do a Terry stop on a citizen with probable cause. And in this case, there was no probable cause or reasonable articulable suspicion to make a stop.

    Everything ICE did in this encounter up to and including the shooting was illegal. The dumbfuck troll would have us believe that’s irrelevant. It’s relevant.

    By the way, if anyone there was blocking traffic or hindering street access, they were.

  100. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:27 pm

    @93 It shows.

  101. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:28 pm

    @95 The hospital you used to work at didn’t have that problem. In fact, they moved up your expiration date.

  102. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:30 pm

    @ 99

    And in this case, there was no probable cause or reasonable articulable suspicion to make a stop.

    She was already stopped, Legal Eagle. For about three minutes, according to published reports.

    Obstruction of a legal federal law enforcement operation is all the reason the fed LEO needed to move her. If she was not going to move, they would move her and they had the right to detest her.

  103. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:30 pm

    @96 “5.4% GDP growth. Equity market advances reflective of that.”

    I don’t know about that GDP figure, but I can’t argue with capitalists like me rolling in clover. I’m up nearly $50K this week. And I did zero productive work. Ain’t capitalism grand! It sure is for us capitalists. We get lower tax rates, too!

  104. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:31 pm

    @ 98

    I’m not in favor of defunding real police, only fascist thugs terrorizing our communities.

    You defunded your family.

  105. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:35 pm

    @104 I did not. My family is very comfortable, thank you very much.

  106. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:37 pm

    @102 Of course they had the right to detest her, just as she had the right to detest them, and we have the right to detest you. Anybody can detest anyone they choose to. In their case, and your case, being detested is well deserved.

  107. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:42 pm

    @ 103

    It sure is for us capitalists. We get lower tax rates, too!

    Those of you with incomes well below the phaseouts do. Your income is low enough that you are on the good side of “progressive taxation”, and you are obtuse enough to think it is something to brag about.

    The successful cohort of capitalists pays 20% instead of 15% and pays 3.8% NIIT. When we donate too much the AMT kicks in, too.

    What is next, “capitalist”? Bragging that your children get EITC money?

  108. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:42 pm

    It’s perfectly fine to detest people who are detestable.

  109. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:44 pm

    Seems reasonable.

    David Asman
    @DavidAsmanfox

    BREAKING NEWS: Treasury Secretary Bessent announcing tonight from Minnesota:

    Starting tomorrow, if you’re on public assistance, you can’t wire money out of the country.

    Treasury is derailing the gravy train to Somalia.

    1:26 AM · Jan 9, 2026

    If Ilhan Omar’s brother knew this would happen he never would have married her.

  110. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 9:45 pm

    @ 106, 108

    Not much sleep. That was supposed to be arrest, not detest. But I wrote it while thinking of you and apparently conflated two different thoughts.

  111. Likely Outcome spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 10:07 pm

    @101

    I never worked at a hospital. We’re you referring to another’s post?

  112. Spanish American War spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:14 pm

    It was about the drugs! And regime change! And the Venezuelan people! And Fentanyl!

    That was a perfect attack. We’ve taken over a whole country. We’ve taken $4 billion of oil in one day. That will increase.” -Donnie

  113. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:53 pm

    @110 No, you got it right. Detest, not arrest. It’s your life story capsulated in one word. You detest everybody and everything, because you yourself are a miserable failure at all things.

  114. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/8/26 at 11:58 pm

    @111 Typo. Meant @94. My apologies.

  115. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:00 am

    @112 You stole $4 billion of oil, because it isn’t yours until you pay for it.

  116. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 12:46 am

    One witness in the Portland shooting said he heard five gunshots fired in the parking lot of a Southeast Portland medical office after federal officers boxed in a Toyota truck that had pulled into the lot Thursday afternoon.

    Oh my gosh! The troll is lying again! 😉

  117. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 1:47 am

    Oregon’s AG has announced that his office is investigating the CBP shooting yesterday afternoon in Portland and that his office has filed suit against DHS and FBI to gain access to the victims, other witnesses, records and physical evidence related to the shooting under state law.

  118. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:54 am

    How we know who killed Renee Good:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bppnaepOs

    🐰chuckles …

  119. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 1/9/26 at 2:58 am

    DJT47’s federal government is not one to waste money on ammunition.

    Oh. I get it!
    That’s hilarious. A fantastic joke. And I love the comparison, since that was a favorite technique employed to save ammunition by both the Soviets and Nazis during WW2 when carrying out mass executions of Jews or Poles. Of course you knew that. And you undoubtedly admire them for it as well.

    Great post, Fucktard.

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