CBS News: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, first Democrat in nearly 30 years
Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- The Resistance: ♫ Nothing To Hide ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп selling Gold Card for U.S. citizenship & scrambles to come up with a health care plan
- Stephen: Why Трамп flip-flopped on boat strike video & sweatin’ at the airport & Paramount’s dictator money
- Jen Psaki: Трамп’s old tricks fall flat from overuse in the face of hard realities
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Pardoning history’s biggest drug dealers proves Трамп doesn’t care about drug trafficking
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard starting a war with Venezuela
- Seth Meyers: Трамп flails on inflation & calls affordability a “hoax” as poll numbers hit new lows
- The Late Show: The Dotard gets his very own lawn mower
- LegalEagle: Трамп Accidentally Pardoned the Pipe Bomber?
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls affordability a scam, everyone treats him like a child & MAGAland hawks Christmas crap
- Robert Reich: Has Трамп finally lost it?
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sleepy, Creepy Dotard (A Lullaby) ♬
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Undone Трамп is Falling Down ♬
- Randy Rainbow: ♫ It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This ♬:
- Seth Meyers: Трамп Gets “Peace Prize” from FIFA, says U.S. football should be renamed
- Desi Lydic: FAUX News clarifies that Трамп loves miners & female reporters are on the Dotard’s shit-list
- John Di Domenico: Трамп—STOP complaining about AFFORDABILITY! It’s a con job
- Stephen: Трамп can’t tell Kimmel from Colbert & FIFA “Peace Prize” & is there anything MAGA won’t tolerate?
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Two Dolls For Christmas ♬
- Lawrence O’Donnell: If Трамп hasn’t called you a “terrible reporter” then you’re not doing your job
- The Late Show: Трамп Platinum Card
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Favorite Things ♬
- Michael Kosta: Трамп goes “Captain Phillips” on Venezuelan tanker & MAGA purges “woke” fonts
- Stephen: What you get with the Трамп Gold Card & why did the U.S. seize an oil tanker?
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Presented with ANOTHER Exclusive Award ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks “horrible” Jimmy Kimmel, gets embarrassing fake award & Jimmy announces show renewal
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wreck the Walls with Plastic Moulding ♬:
- SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats release Epstein Island photos
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Day That Трамп Came Around ♬
- Desi Lydic and Troy Awata: Трамп’s award tour—FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center honors
- Seth Meyers: Трамп gives himself an “A+++++” on economy amid job cuts and rising prices
- Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries Epstein-style cover-up of second boat strike video
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers crazy offensive racist cpeech, calls Jimmy Kimmel a moron & brags about his health
- Stephen: Трамп voters blame him for the high cost of living
- Jon Stewart: FIFA gives Трамп a gold pacifier & looming war on Venezuela gives Jon Iraq déjà vu
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Stuck in Reverse, Cruel and Perverse ♬
- Stella Magz: FIFA makes up a fake award to give to some felon….
The Resistance: ♫ I’m With Her ♬
War Criminals and Liars and Pedophiles, Oh My!:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Final Song from “Pete Hegseth, The Musical” ♬
- Steve Shives: So, we’re just blowing up boats now?
- J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell is running for Minnesota Governor
- LegalEagle: Texas Judge loses his fucking mind
- Knotheadusc: ♫ They’re Dreaming of a White Christmas ♬
- JoJoFromJerz: This Republican lawmaker is fucking gross
- Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses Трамп’s mandatory social media checks for tourists
- Stella Magz: Erika Kirk blasts Candace Owens….
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Team Трамп—Impressively Incompetent ♬
- ScaredKetchup: Did Kristi Noem lie like a bitch?:
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is very upset over Alina Habba
- Stella Magz: I Have Melania’s leaked Christmas book!
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Drummer Boy ♬
- ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift in “Quiet, Piggy” ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Fog of War song ♬
- Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell runs for Governor & Newsom trolls Трамп’s sleepy week
- Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz’s evil elves
- SNL: Pentagon press conference
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi—Finessing Files while Faking Smiles ♬
- Stella Magz: MTG on 60 Minutes & my new nickname for her….
- LegalEagle: “Kill them all” = unequivocal war crime
Matthew Cooke: Dont feed the beast
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

One thing being over-used in the debate over the boat strike is WWII references. The cases of U-Boat skippers being convicted, were a few specific cases. We didn’t get Donitz convicted on giving the order because several top US Admirals said we did the same. Plus, the Laconia Order was given after a disaster where the U-Boat was actually rendering aid, but an American bomber not knowing that, attacked. Prior to that, Donitz had been resisting calls to give such an order. One of the few times he ignored an order from his boss.(The other was Operation Hannibal, evacuating Germans from the Baltics after they were cutoff by the Soviet Advance, )
Where are the usual suspects tonight?