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  5. Go fuck yourself you piggy ass bitch! Suck my hog you cunt! Do you need a bitch slapping? Do you need a good raping?

    JESUS forgive my sins. Pray for the sinners!

  8. @1 You’re confusing HA with Stefan’s dead blog.

    You remember Stefan, don’t you? Stefan Sharkansky? The jerk who had a single-mom waitress fired from her job for telling his unruly kid to sit down and be quiet in a crowded restaurant?

  9. We’re still going strong and proud of it.

    Looking forward to laughing at teh dumbfuck troll as the stagflation it voted for returns.

    The figures suggest that Americans are increasingly wary of high costs and sluggish job gains, with perceptions of the labor market worsening, the survey found. Declining confidence could pose political problems for Trump and Republicans in Congress, as the dimmer views of the economy were seen among all political affiliations and were particularly sharp among independents, the Conference Board said.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/consumer-confidence-slides-as-americans-grow-wary-of-high-costs-and-sluggish-job-gains/ar-AA1R8rUX

  12. DC shooting suspect was ‘clean on all checks” when vetted

    Suspect was an Afghan partner to the CIA before coming to the US in 2021, officials said. Guard members remain in critical condition.

    https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/washington-dc-shooting-national-guard-members-11-27-25

    Based on these objective facts,

    – The Trump administration is blaming Biden
    – Lying Barbie and Kristi Dogkiller told reporters he wasn’t vetted
    – GOP Rep. Nancy Mace implied he snuck in through the southern border
    – Laura Lunatic demanded the director of an Afghan resettlement nonprofit be investigated
    – Officials are refusing to answer questions about when he was granted asylum (answer: April 2025)
    – Trump is retaliating against the entire Afghan refugee community — people who risked their lives to work for us — because of the actions of one individual

    I’ve never seen such a bunch of dishonest people in my life.

  13. What it boils down to is Republican credibility is shot to hell. Anyone who still listens to them is a gullible fool.

  15. Appetizers and Duckhorn 1997 Howell Mountain Merlot.

    Dinner and 2019 QuilCeda Creek CVR.

    Give thanks for West Coast reds. And for Democrats’ decision to go with Boxcheck Momala instead of someone competent.

  18. @15. I hope Democrats have learned that it won’t matter how qualified the female presidential candidate is, too many general voters will vote for anyone male and white, including a corrupt felon, than a woman.

  19. @11,

    It’s very inconvenient for the troll that his preferred candidate for president approved of granting permanent residency to the madman who shot National Guard soldiers.

    It deprives him of a justification for his bigotry and irrational fear.

  20. @ 18

    … too many general voters will vote for anyone male and white, including a corrupt felon, than a woman.

    #CrookedHillary was a corrupt felon then and now, and received a plurality of the vote total. I’m quite proud of her popular vote success.

    We shoulda really taken the time to visit Wisconsin. My bad.

  21. I think it’s time for YLB to stop watching Joy Reid’s podcasts. Another six months of viewership and YLB will be adding brown to Hindu wife.

    Joy Reid suggests JD Vance could ditch ‘Brown Hindu’ wife for ‘White queen’ Erika Kirk to appeal to MAGA base

  22. THAT’S IT.

    NO MORE IMMIGRATION!

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

  24. After serving 10 years in the Afghan army in a CIA backed unit working alongside US Special Forces, Lakanwal applied for Asylum in 2024, which was granted in April 2025 by the Trump Administration in recognition for his service.

  26. Think back to the Afghan Misadventure: is it possible these terrorist attacks are revenge?

    For example, every time some US forces shot up a wedding in Afghanistan, accidentally, they created dozens of new would-be terrorists. The September 11, 2001 attacks were probably revenge attacks. After 20 years of stupidity in Afghanistan, the US is experiencing payback for that stupidity.

  28. For example, every time some US forces shot up a wedding in Afghanistan, accidentally, they created dozens of new would-be terrorists.

    Now do Venezuelan fishing boats.

  31. @ 25

    There is no replacement health insurance plan.

    In the 1860s there surely were some influential southerners exhorting the perpetuation of slavery because otherwise who would pick cotton?

    Slavery ended. We’re still wearing 100% cotton when we want to.

  32. adding brown to Hindu

    lmao… a kreepee dumbfuck “innovation” aka fantasy..

    patent it dumbfuck.. you can sell it to the next gen of white supremacists or christian nationalists..

    yawwwn.. next?

  33. Among the most famous of Norm Macdonald’s jokes:

    “What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?”

    Boston Globe, yesterday:

    Refugee groups worry about backlash after shooting National Guard soldiers in D.C.

  34. @ 28

    Now do Venezuelan fishing boats.

    Just as soon as the administration starts flying in thousands of unvetted Venezuelan fishermen on C-130s.

  35. Somewhere, somehow I’ve heard of this guy. I can’t remember where but I’m glad his video popped into my feed:

    https://youtu.be/PdjiQVaHepA?si=kHcV-g8ObsU5p4mN

    A Christian leftist which is not unusual – there’s plenty of those. Cornel West comes to mind. Not only “liberal” but Marxist as well..

    Former college philosophy prof turned comedian. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to evangelical but leftist evangelical – yes those exist as well. He gives plenty of examples. He may be atheist now. But I’m just learning about him. Lots of intellectual depth in his videos. Very well read.

    And plenty of jokes, especially about Christian nationalist “purity” and jerking off being a sin which should appeal to the kreepee dumbfuck.

    I’ll leave you all with a bible quote:

    32 All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. 33 With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all 34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.

    Act 4:32-35

    Oooops!

  36. YLB, who always finishes a sentence with two periods, should loan some extras to Donald Trump:

    The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc…

    OK, give. Because we know he doesn’t pay back his loans.

  39. Military, Police, schools, etc…

    lmao.. something new for kreepee dumbfuck to jerk off to.. what a loon!

    What would we all do for laughs around here without dumbfuck?

  40. Refugee groups worry about backlash after shooting National Guard soldiers in D.C.

    Somewhere around 50 million people who were not born in this country live here, and over half of them are naturalized.

    pee wee german and orange pants shitter are looking for any excuse to deport them all along with all the “anchor babies”.. pee wee and pants shitter won’t succeed but they will die trying.

    dumbfuck looks to a dead comedian for suppport.. Cancer sucks, don’t it.. yawwwn..

  41. From that Burns video, an example of evangelical leftist preaching:

    “I have three things I’d like to say today. First, while you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition. Second, most of you don’t give a shit. What’s worse is that you’re more upset with the fact that I said shit than the fact that 30,000 kids died last night.”

    https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/867293-i-have-three-things-i-d-like-to-say-today-first

    kreepee dumbfuck will blow elmo till the day dumbfuck DIES over what elmo did to USAID (yes, as flawed as that org was).

  42. @ 41

    … the fact that 30,000 kids died last night.”

    How many died of starvation while in the US or one of the US possessions?

    We’re not the world’s food bank any more than we’re the world’s policeman.

    Taking every single dime now owned by billionaire Americans and repurposing them to feeding the hungry won’t solve the problem, nor even make much of a dent. But it will enrich a lot of leftists and fund a lot of the terrorist organizations they’re affiliated with, so it wouldn’t be a total loss.

  44. @ 40

    Somewhere around 50 million people who were not born in this country live here, and over half of them are naturalized.

    I guess it’s a little too early to start using the “Mary and Joseph were immigrants.” shtick. Maybe December 1.

    It’s been barely 10 months and the southern border is far, far more secure than it was. People know they’re gonna be sent back if they’re caught now, and they know that getting caught is much more likely than it was when the people telling Joe Biden what to sign thought that all the illegals would eventually become voting Democrats – even before becoming citizens, in many cases.

    Keep up the effort. We’re enjoying watching you flail.

    We’re also enjoying watching Schumer twist in the wind.

  45. @ 43

    We executed German and Japanese commanders for this kind of shit.

    Around the same time a Democrat president also issued an EO, which interned American citizens of Japanese ancestry.

    Not everything we did during WWII was wise, viewed in retrospect. The above EO was reversed by a subsequent EO, which was issued by a Republican president.

  46. @23 Wherein the dumbfuck troll says white collar crime (i.e., lying, fraud) is perfectly okay.

    I suspect the backstory here might be that during his practice years he may have been padding Medicare billings to pay for fancy restaurant meals and horse feed, and now he’s trying to justify it.

  47. @ 46

    … troll says …

    Wasn’t me. I just don’t go whining to Darryl when someone appropriates my user name, like some spineless HA liberals do.

    But it’s nice that you fell for it. Means there will be more of it.

  48. @31 Call me slow, if you wish, but I’m mystified by what antebellum slavery has to do with health care today?

    Maybe what you’re doing is bragging up over 200 continuous years of conservative opposition to providing health care for the social classes who do America’s work?

  49. @34 Oh look, the dishonest troll appears to be adopting the administration’s lie that Lakanwal was “unvetted.”

  50. @40 What would we all do for laughs around here without dumbfuck?

    That’s been my position all along whenever someone calls on Darryl to ban him.

    All the other trolls have fled. Dcotor Dumbfuck isn’t as thin-skinned as they are, but the offset is his skin is so thick there’s nothing between the folds of skin. He’s all rawhide and no brains.

  51. @42 the terrorist organizations they’re affiliated with

    At this point I would argue the Trump administration is a terrorist organization, both domestically and internationally, and you appear to be affiliated with it.

  52. @44 That’s fine if it’s done lawfully. Grabbing random people off the street based on their physical appearance isn’t lawful. Certainly not in the case of the dozens of U.S. citizens who’ve been forcibly seized and detained by ICE in clear violation of the U.S. Constitution. The violence against peaceful protesters isn’t lawful, either. So get off your high horse about immigration enforcement that’s being carried out in a criminal manner.

  53. @45 Not everything we did during WWII was wise, viewed in retrospect.

    How right you are. So why are today’s policymakers making similar mistakes? Because Republicans are dolts who learn nothing from experience or history.

  55. Classic dumbfuck.

    How many died of starvation while in the US or one of the US possessions?

    A lot FEWER than 30,000 a day or whatever it is today. And yet to give billionaires tax cuts SNAP is cut.

    Does dumbfuck know that some poor native americans in this country have resorted to supplementing their diet with kitty litter and toilet paper? That their blood is so iron poor, they require intravenous iron. And Medicaid doesn’t cover that. Why not?

    To give millionaires and billionaires tax cuts. And satisfy the moronic egos of their sicko-phants like you.

    Taking every single dime now owned by billionaire Americans and repurposing them to feeding the hungry.

    The Christian upbringing you rejected has made you the ghoul you are today.

    Ever hear of teaching someone to fish? Well it helps if they haven’t starved to death first.

    But it will enrich a lot of leftists

    lmao.. like peanut farmers in fucking Georgia. (rolls eyes, no Jimmeh is not in the picture any longer.) You’re such a dipshit.

    DOGE didn’t save much munee and cost billions to cut thousands of workers yet a certain “rightist” sure benefited from hobbled regulators and whatnot.. Give it another blow job dumbfuck.

    Why do I bother?

  57. Better than mainlining ED to dumbfuck:

    Remigration now!

    Wiki on remigration:

    Remigration is a European far-right concept of ethnic cleansing[1] via the mass deportation of non-white minority populations, especially immigrants and sometimes including those born in Europe and holding European citizenship, to their place of racial ancestry.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigration

  58. We’re still wearing 100% cotton when we want to.

    Now almost entirely imported from countries that provide cradle to grave healthcare free of charge.

    But I’m simply unable to match them in any way.

  59. It’s been barely 10 months and the southern border is far, far more secure than it was.

    Hmmm. More “secure” than it was under the “Deporter in chief” – Obama. hmm. sure..

    More “secure” then under empty suit Bush? He deported plenty yet border jumpers still happened. Yep.

    More “secure” then under Bill Clinton? I read he deported more than anybody but yeah sure.

    More “secure” than under papa Bush or Bonzo the great granter of amnesty? For damn sure.

    People know they’re gonna be sent back if they’re caught now

    As if they didn’t know that under all the guys I just mention. (ROLLS EYES)..

    , and they know that getting caught is much more likely than it was when the people telling Joe Biden what to sign thought that all the illegals would eventually become voting Democrats – even before becoming citizens, in many cases.

    Hmmm.. if this was such a concern then why didn’t the Senate repukes send the Immigration Bill THEY WROTE to Biden’s desk?

    Apparently there WAS NO CRISIS at the border.

    Keep up the effort. We’re enjoying watching you flail.

    As we enjoy laughing at you and the 10 voices in your pin head.

    We’re also enjoying watching Schumer twist in the wind

    The only one jerking off to his political future is you and I’ll laugh at that as well.. Someone has to sub for Harry Reid. yawwwn..

  60. It wasn’t that long ago that dumbfuck was gloating over all the latinos voting for pants shitter..

    But then in NJ they turned around and voted for a white female Dem for Governor.

    Wow.. Such a “success” has magastapo thuggery and persistent high cost of living been in their communities.

  61. America First isn’t about individual living standards and basic needs for survival like shelter, food or access to medical treatment.

    It’s about having the real freedom to consume Holocaust denying Nazi bot account media fed to us from cyber serfs in Belarus who get free education, free healthcare, and subsidized housing.

  62. A different Republican pissed away $2 trillion of American taxpayer money and thousands of American lives in Iraq over twenty miserable years.

    I promised I would never do that. And I won’t.

    I’m doing it in Venezuela instead. And that’s not the same thing.

  63. For Metro, Black Friday had a sad connotation, referred to as Mark McLaughlin Day, in honor of the driver killed when his bus careened off Aurora Bridge after he was shot by a passenger. Sadly , it took last years tragedy to get driver area shields installed. Something the National ATU Is for, but rank and file at 587 voted down a prototype that had been tested a few years earlier.

    https://westseattleblog.com/2025/11/if-youre-on-a-bus-at-4-pm-you-might-be-part-of-a-memorial/

    Protecting the driver’s compartment wouldn’t be the first change done after a driver was murdered. In 1968 there was a wave of drivers at Seattle Transit being assaulted and robbed on the job. Specifically for a device on their belts. After it escalated to a fatality, the order for exact fare was given, relieving the driver of the coin changer. A retired driver at the Union’s press conference following last year’s tragedy said that the coin changer was loaded with $100. That is nearly $1000 today.

    I can see why the coin belt was an easier target than the farebox, even the dropboxes that were standard then, were bulky.

  64. Two Uniformed officers are now accusing Hegseth of quite literally ordering a war crime.

    Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all

    As two men clung to a stricken, burning ship targeted by SEAL Team 6, the Joint Special Operations commander followed the defense secretary’s order to leave no survivors.

  66. Let them die. Tired of caring for the dumbfucks. Let them bleed.

    Tired of caring about Heterosexual Neanderthal problems.

  67. Who complained to Daryll about the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus? Did Daryll himself disapprove?

  71. Fuck.

    My first chemo for liver cancer is $42,000.
    Doc sez I’m looking at another nine months of this shit.

    What the fuck was I thinking?

  74. Why they hate TikTok part 56

    Federal grant terminated for My Sister Susan, a homeless shelter, that specifically deals with children who are pregnant and cannot live at home because either they were thrown out of their home by their religious parents for being pregnant or the parent is the rapist.

    Why? Because in the new federal granting program a.k.a. project 2025 grantees must provide proof that they are educating people who get benefits on the stability of two parent households, the importance of Chastity until marriage, the sanctity of heterosexual marriage and procreating children, and any program that does not adhere to these principles gets NOTHING.

    Enter Jan Hamilton, nurse and TikTok star who posted a tearful video about the fact that you cannot possibly be pro life and say that raped CHILDREN should not have shelter while carrying their babies to term.

    In less than 24 hours, the GoFundMe has exceeded the requested federal grant for fiscal year 2026

    And now she’s making more videos, shaming the religious right and their stance on Pro life issues to an audience of millions.

    Heckuva job.

  75. @72,
    Exactly!
    What were we thinking? Right?

    We never should have voted for any Bush or Trump. They are the same just like you said!

    We should have voted for Gore, and Kerry, and Clinton, and Harris. Obviously.
    Oh well. There’s always next time.

    Hopefully.

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