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by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/3/25, 8:12 am

Drop off your ballot by Tuesday the 4th. Tomorrow as this is posted. People on social media are saying that dropboxes are better than the Post Office. These municipal elections determine what happens in cities and counties all over the state. If you’re in Seattle, I hope you vote for the left slate.

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  1. Shoeonhead spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 8:45 am

    You morons!

    You idiots!

    You imbeciles!

    Kamala Harris?

    Really?

    -Shoeonhead

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 8:47 am

    @ 1 Democrats DEId on the cross for their sins last year.

  3. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 9:16 am

    Democrats thought that skills, ability and content of ones character mattered more the color of their skin or their gender. We learned we were wrong.

  4. Check the Boxes spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 9:21 am

    3
    “Democrats thought that skills, ability and content of ones character mattered more the color of their skin or their gender”

    since when???

    and IF that were the case, then how the fuck do you explain Kamala Harris as VP? The color of her skin and her gender were EXACTLY why she was picked as Biden’s running mate.

    Qualifications? LOL!

  5. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 10:00 am

    Felon with mulitiple convictions including rape and lifelong associations with a violent child trafficker pedophile is a “qualification”.

    If you are MAGAt.

    Congrats on the big win.

  6. House Closed for another Week for Pedophile Protection spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 10:53 am

    Adding to the list of REALLY WELL REPORTED news stories Mike Johnson is unaware of,

    “Last week, you were very critical of Biden’s use of the autopen & pardons. But Trump admitted on ’60 Minutes’ to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?”

    MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson
    “I don’t know anything about that. I didn’t see the interview. You have to ask the president about that. I’m not sure.”

    Really working hard on your vacation media blackout, eh Mike?

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 10:56 am

    Why does Barack refuse to endorse Zohran Mamdani?

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 10:57 am

    @ 5

    Felon with mulitiple convictions including rape …

    You left out premeditated mass murder. If you are going to lie you might as well go all the way.

  9. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 10:58 am

    6,
    Most of Fat Hitler’s are not even signed at all.

    “Accuracy”

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 11:10 am

    Say, remember that time Joe Biden sat for a 73 minute interview with CBS News?

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    ·
    The White House has released the full, unedited version of President Trump’s 60 Minutes interview — which CBS had shortened to just 27 minutes. The original recording runs 73 minutes.

    5:45 AM · Nov 3, 2025

    [This does not count the amount of time necessary to record enough of Biden’s ramblings to splice into a 34 second preview that made him seem coherent.]

  11. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 11:20 am

    Despite Nancy Pelosi’s retirement next year, she will continue on inspiring seething resentment and a deep sense of inadequacy living rent free inside the head of the Actual Nazi Fucktard and many other emotionally crippled MAGAts for many years to come. There she will vye for occupancy with such luminaries as Vince Foster, George Soros, and Tara Reade.

    In 2027, when Governor Newsome renames SFO “Nancy Pelosi International Airport” as his last official act, the poor pitiful bigot will suffer a ten point rise in his blood pressure each time he flies through it.

  12. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 11:21 am

    The White House has released the full, unedited version

    Sure, bigot.

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 11:51 am

    Things that cannot go on forever, won’t.

    Autos
    Ford, Hyundai report large declines in October EV sales after end of federal credits

    Kia and Hyundai reported their top EV models dropped between 52% and 71% from a year earlier. The declines are notably greater when looking month to month, as September marked the end of a record quarter for EV sales in the U.S. ahead of the credits ending.

    Some models, such as Hyundai’s Ioniq 5 and Ioniq 9 EVs, fell by 80% and 71% from September to October, respectively, according to its reported sales. It was a similar story for comparable vehicles at Kia…

    The Ford decline was not as bad because the 2024 Ford sales figures were shit, too.

  14. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 12:25 pm

    Speaking of things that can’t go on forever.

    How will you celebrate?

    https://bsky.app/profile/joshcolletta.com/post/3m4lriumv6k2o

  15. Shoeonhead and Head in a Bag spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 12:51 pm

    @1,

    Yeah, it really concerns me that the Democrats have shifted so far towards the left, now that the Republicans have closed down the elected Congress, shut down all non-military functions of the federal government, adopted full-on fascism and are talking about canceling elections and imposing martial law.

    You really do make a great point with this post.

  16. RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 1:09 pm

    Democrats learned that a white penis is the only thing that matters to too many racist bigots.
    It didn’t matter how corrupt the felon attached to the white penis is

  17. Is it true? spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 1:53 pm

    that Erika Kirk dressed up as a leather couch for jaydee?

    Usha looks like she’s lookin’ for an exit.

  18. Is it true? spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 2:02 pm

    that while snap benefits ran out for voters in red states…

    orange blob posted pics of the new gilded bathroom in the White House?

  19. Steve spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 2:18 pm

    Are you guys ready to lynch,the Nazi traitor yet? Think of how much fun that’d be..

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 2:20 pm

    @1 Given only two choices, which is better, Kamala Harris or a fascist dictator who sends thugs into communities to kidnap and beat up U.S. citizens with brown skin, and is now contemplating starting two wars (three if you count sending U.S. troops into Mexico)? Seems to me you’re the idiot here.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 2:28 pm

    @4 Have you ever thought of comparing Harris’s public experience (various state boards and commissions, San Francisco district attorney, California attorney general, U.S. senator, vice president) with Trump’s (none)? Arguing “qualifications” isn’t the way to go, pardner. In your shoes, I wouldn’t resort to a character argument, either.

    The reality is that America is still a racist county, and Harris lost because this country isn’t ready for a black woman president. By a small and unimpressive margin, America’s voters preferred a bloated white guy and failed businessman with a long history of lying, fraud, bankruptcies, adultery, and — we’re learning — pedophilia. That really says something about Trump voters, doesn’t it?

    The poster @1 was onto something when he called the voters idiots, morons, and imbeciles. Just the wrong set of voters, that’s all.

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 2:39 pm

    @16 said it more concisely than I did @21, but it’s the same idea.

  23. Shoeonhead and Head in a Bag spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 3:15 pm

    That really says something about Trump voters, doesn’t it?

    They demonstrate a clear preference for pedophiles, rapists, and felons over non-whites and women.

  24. Big Enos Burdette spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 3:41 pm

    21

    and none of your post is relevant to what I wrote. Read it again.

    VP’s are rarely picked for their skillset – they are picked because they check certain boxes that the presidential candidate thinks will help him/her win. That is a fact that is not disputable.

  25. The endorsement from hell spews:

    Monday, 11/3/25 at 3:47 pm

    Well, that settles it. Cuomo’s gonna win in a landslide.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump
    +
    If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I don’t want to send, as President, good money after bad. It is my obligation to run the Nation, and it is my strong conviction that New York City will be a Complete and Total Economic and Social Disaster should Mamdani win. His principles have been tested for over a thousand years, and never once have they been successful. I would much rather see a Democrat, who has had a Record of Success, WIN, than a Communist with no experience and a Record of COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE. He was nothing as an Assemblyman, ranked at the bottom of the class and, as Mayor of potentially, again, the Greatest City in the World, HE HAS NO CHANCE to bring it back to its former Glory! We must also remember this — A vote for Curtis Sliwa (who looks much better without the beret!) is a vote for Mamdani. Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job. He is capable of it, Mamdani is not!

    Mom? Why is grandpa angrily ranting again?

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