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Kansas, Wyoming, and Guam Thread

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You guys, the Republicans are still doing this shit. Can’t it be the brokered convention yet? Darryl doesn’t seem to have posted anything so here’s your results curtsey of me, several hours late.

Kansas:

Santorum 15,290 Votes 51.2%

Romney 6,250 Votes 20.9%

Gingrich 4,298 Votes 14.4%

Paul 3,767 Votes 12.6%, but his supporters will probably make up some delegate math that proves they won.

I can’t find the numbers for Wyoming but apparently Romney won it and also Guam Virgin Islands, and Abramoffville the Northern Mariana Islands.

Comments

  1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  2. Deep Thought

    Rmoney is guaranteed the nomination this year, but the silver medal makes Santorum the de facto Republican front runner in 2016.

  3. curtsey of me

    Carl doing a curtsey. Now there’s a vision!

  4. @2: It just doesn’t get better than that does it (except maybe Mooselini)?

  5. 2. MikeBoyScout spews:
    Deep Thought

    Rmoney is guaranteed the nomination this year, but the silver medal makes Santorum the de facto Republican front runner in 2016.

    03/11/2012 AT 8:50 AM

    Not hardly. More likely it will be Chris Christie

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