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On Larry King last night, Larry Flynt said he has a whole list of people in D.C. who have been up to no good (a la Senator Vitter). In particular, he was shocked at seeing one Senator on his list.

Wild-ass speculation…Go!

Comments

  2. 2

    Actually, come to think of it, it would be a shock if there was a Democrat among the miscreants. Sexual hijinks of the sort that Flynt investigates appear to be the exclusive province of self-righteously hypocritical Republicans (sorry for the redundancy).

    No, this doesn’t relate to Holy Joe. He’s no Democrat.

  4. 4

    I don’t think he was actually shocked; I think he’s hyping it. I’ll go with Jim Bunning.

  6. 6

    Here we are back to hyperventilating about some inappropriate friction between genitals without God Almighty’s permission.

    Meanwhile, people continue to suffer and die in foreign lands because it suits the interests of our government and its friends in business.

    Which is really the more disgusting?

  7. 7

    TO PUDDYWHACKJOB:

    THERE IS A HOUSE
    IN NEW ‘AWLINS
    THEY CALL THE RISING SUN!
    AND IT’S BEEN
    THE RUIN
    OF MANY A POOR
    PUDDYBUD
    AND WE ALL HERE
    AT HA.ORG
    KNOW YOU’RE ONE!

    THE RISING SUN IS CALLING PUDDYBUD. TIME FOR YOUR HUGGIES/DEPENDS FITTING!

  10. 10

    INDEED THE OTHER SHOE MAY DROP AND A DEM MIGHT TURN OUT TO HAVE USED THE MADAM’S SERVICES.

    SEX CROSSES PARTY LINES.

    BUT NO WAY LARRY FLYNT WILL EXPOSE THE FELLOW. FLYNT IS A PARTISAN DEMOCRAT.

    IT WILL BE ROVE AND CREW WHO DO THE EXPOSING AND IT WILL BE TIMED FOR MAX EFFECT. THE DEMS HAVE TO GET THERE FIRST AND ENCOURAGE ANY SUCH PERSONS TO BEAT ROVE TO THE PUNCH.

  11. 11

    Oh, Lord, I try not to ask too much of Thee, but, please oh please, I beg of Thee, let it be Orrin Hatch.

  13. 13

    Hmmm….

    Elizabeth Dole would be a shocker. I’m just sayin’ if it shocked Larry Flint you might need to think outside the box a bit.

  17. 17

    RES @ 16
    If it turned out that way, even you’d have to believe in a higher power, right?

  18. 18

    Most Clueless@7: Why do you bring to my attention a place I would NOT FREQUENT? You seem HELL BENT on this place. Maybe you need to hop on a plane and give us a first hand account of their “services”?

    You have the fixation. Freud says take care of it!

  19. 19

    Oh lookie there, everyone! Puddybud (@ 18) has a post that, apparently, slipped through the “verboten filter.”

    Now how’d that happen? Oh, that’s right…Puddybud is only banned in the blogosphere inside his head.

  20. 20

    It is Hillary.. I hear she is really looking forward to the 2008 erection. Having missed so many, she wants to grab this one with both hands

  24. 24

    NEWS FLASH MORONS

    Hannity: NOT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL
    Limbaugh: NOT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL
    O\’Reilly: NOT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL

    Tony Snow? Good God, that would be like saying, Elizabeth Edwards… he\’s been a might busy FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AGAINST CANCER, you idiots.

    My vote is for the murdering fatsot who left me to drown ruined his chance for the presidency when he illegally parked in a pond under a bridge.

  25. 25

    MARY JO @ 24

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE YOUR COMPLAINT TO THE PEOPLE OF MA?

    THEY’RE THE ONES WHO RE-ELECT HIM EVERY SIX YEARS. THEY DON’T SEEM TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM THAT MUCH.

    ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?

  26. 26

    Why do you bring to my attention a place I would NOT FREQUENT?

    THOSE WITH AN “R” NEXT TO THEIR NAME FREQUENT THIS PLACE.

    YOU SAY ANYTHING “R” IS SWEETNESS AND LIGHT.

    FINE. GO THERE. GET YOUR HUGGIES ON AND DO YOUR BUSINESS IN THEM LIKE A CERTAIN “MORAL” “R” GUY RECENTLY DID.

  27. 27

    Mary Jo @ 24
    I’m guessing you go to church and confess that you believe in the power of both forgiveness and redemption. I’m guessing you also don’t have a clue what those concepts mean. Chappaquiddick happened nearly 40 years ago. Are you so slow that you think something from that far back is still compelling? Your life must suck.

  28. 28

    larry flynt is an excellent spokesman for mainstream democrats. About in the same league as Ted The Swimmer, Dingy Harry, The Smartest Woman In The World, and John The Liar, and Stretch.

    Keep it up guys…

  32. 32

    “Lee says:

    c’mon…………it’s Hillary.

    That would be a world-class shitstorm”

    Man wouldn’t it?
    That one would turn DC on it’s head

  33. 33

    BET WELSHER @ 28

    VITTER THE DIAPER BOY IS THE PERFECT SPOKESMAN FOR YOUR CORRUPT PARTY.

    PAY YOUR FUCKING GAMBLING DEBT.

  35. 35

    So Mary Jo – like most Publicans – has situational ethics. You are okay with people going to see hookers? No wonder the moral majority is neither.

  36. 36

    proud leftist says:

    Mary Jo @ 24
    I’m guessing you go to church and confess that you believe in the power of both forgiveness and redemption. I’m guessing you also don’t have a clue what those concepts mean. Chappaquiddick happened nearly 40 years ago. Are you so slow that you think something from that far back is still compelling? Your life must suck.

    And you dems do????? hahaha You mean how you dems bring up the lie that Prescot Bush was affiliated with Nazis? Do you dems ever practice what you preach? Wait, your democrats, nevermind.

  37. 37

    DOOFUS @ 36

    GO TO SOME WINGNUT SITE AND APOLOGIZE FOR DIAPER MAN. WE’RE SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR CORRUPT PARTY OF LOSERS.

    AND YOU’RE GOING TO REALLY KNOW IT ON NOV 2008!

  39. 39

    God, another room full of psychpopathic horseflies and one hyena. Decent people are in the minority in here. At least Mark gives us something to laugh at, though it makes me feel guilty to snicker at the retarded.

  40. 40

    It’s go damn good to hear again from the better half of the Clinton-Flynt Administration, those nice people who deplored the politics of personal destruction. Maybe phat phuc Larry can be induced to get on the ticket with Ms. Hillary to keep the dynasty alive. 4 more years! 8! Hell, Chelsea-Flynt, too, and then Socks and poor dead Buddy.

    (And, goddam, isn’t it great that this hanging chadt confection, this old troll, is hanging with the decent people, the moral minority.)

  41. 41

    Buzzzzz, Buzzzzz, Buzzzzzzz. Lay some eggs, eat some shit.

    Another of the multi-name Horsesassfly…..

  42. 42

    24 “Tony Snow? Good God,he’s been a might busy FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AGAINST CANCER…”

    Oh, yeah…and that’s why we’re being oh, so kind to the arrogant, lying sonofabitch and not referring to him as “the gutless wonder”.

  44. 44

    Considering how close Larry is to the Clintons, my money is on Obama being the shocking surprise.

  45. 45

    Yeah- I’m guessing it’s Hillary, too! But the madam couldn’t get Cheney to consider doing her.

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